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lukmarc10 · 1 year

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reading the most iconic creepypastas for the very first time and reviewing them (part 1)

surprisingly, i never went through a creepypasta phase when i was younger.

so now, in the year of our lord 2022, i decided to finally deep dive into this world and share my thoughts on them.

shall we begin?

(note: i read all of them through here!)

who was phone?: ...?/10. you guys should've seen my reaction when i read this and later found out it's the first creepypasta (trollpasta?) to ever exist. what the actual fuck. this is hysterical.

white with red: 6/10. pretty okay, i guess. way too simple, though.

he who should really not be named (candlejack): 4/10. diversity win! the demonic spirit who will gouge your eyes out is non-binary!

polybius: 7/10. kinda generic, but still a fun read.

the dionaea house: 9/10. i don't know what i was expecting when i started reading this, but THAT surely wasn't it. holy fucking shit, that was good!

the portraits (a.k.a. the cabin in the woods): 1/10. meh.

the rake: 6/10. not bad, but it felt a little incomplete.

candle cove: 7/10. shout out to horror stories that involve childhood nostalgia, gotta be one of my favorite genders.

1999: 8/10. same as last one.

gateway of the mind: 5/10. hm, could've been better.

slenderman: 7/10. ohohoho okay, NOW we're getting to the fandom territory. NOW we're getting to the actual juicy stuff. we're off to a good start!

smile dog: 8/10. honestly, if i were in mary e.'s shoes, giving the diskette to literally anyone else would be my immediate reaction 🙃

dead bart: 7/10. ah. the first ever "cartoon lost episode" creepypasta, i assume. and it even features the whole 'simpsons predictions' thing. sweet.

suicidemouse.avi: 7/10. ok, so i've actually seen the video for this when i was a kid. i didn't know it was based on a creepypasta! huh.

the statue: 0/10. bruh, whoever wrote this one wasn't even trying 💀

licking: 0/10. this one doesn't even make sense wtf

squidward's suicide: 8/10. another one i've already seen when i was younger. it aged pretty decently imo.

the theater: 3/10. "swirly head man" sounds like a villain's name from a pbs kids show lol

mr. widemouth: 9/10. this one was actually pretty enjoyable! why isn't it more famous??

herobrine: 6/10. okay so, here's the thing: i was never interested in minecraft. never played it, probably never will. but i had a childhood friend who was OBSESSED with it and every now and then i would hear him saying "herobrine". i just assumed it was like a really important item you can get in the game or, idk, something along those lines. it wasn't until last year that i found out it's a fucking creepypasta character 😭

#creepypasta #creepypastas #who was phone #white with red #he who should really not be named (candlejack)#polybius #the dionaea house #the portraits (a.k.a. the cabin in the woods)#the rake #candle cove #1999 creepypasta #gateway of the mind #slenderman #smile dog #dead bart #suicidemouse.avi #squidward's suicide #the theater creepypasta #mr widemouth #herobrine

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