Favorite Portal moments?
Obviously the moment in chapter 8 where glados hatches a new plan to defeat Wheatley so they go up in front of one of his screens and chell starts sloppily kissing potatOS in front of him and his little orb head explodes from the sheer power of lesbian love and everyone dies because the nuclear reactor breaks--
....that didn't happen, but in all seriousness:
Momentum-based puzzles (wheeeeeeeeeee)
The escape sequence in portal 1 where glados is begging you to come back to the testing annex and she's like "didn't we have some fun, though (:> someday we'll look back on this and laugh. And laugh. And laugh. O-o-oooh boy..."
The escape sequence in general. There are just so many fun puzzles and i love the dialogue
Glados epic wiggle moments* (portal 1 edition)
The cake in some storage room in the facility I'm pretty sure you never get to eat, but was real anyways
GLaDOS's reawakening [Wheatley crunching noises]
Basically all of chapters 2-5 of portal 2 tbh, i loved spending time solving GLaDOS's chambers and the escape sequence is super fun to go through
GLaDOS epic wiggle moments* (portal 2 edition)
Reuniting with potatOS as she gets pecked by birds
"YEAH TAKE THE LEMONS!!!" "burning people!! He says what we're all THINKING!!!"
Glados and her moments of vulnerability telling chell about remembering her conscience and how much it terrifies her. Also her hyped up to defeat Wheatley, you're in this with her together (:
The entire ending sequence. I cried real actual tears. I'm so sad it's all over....
Glados bird mom moments from the co-op campaign (which i haven't played but have seen bits of anyways)
(* = i love the wiggles but both times she's scared for her life so i feel really bad for her)
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It's him. Tiny man. Angry, rude, middle-aged guy.
I love Chatot so much- dude literally carried the whole guild and he's only supposed to be the guy in charge of intelligence. He babysits for free, gives out tasks to the apprentices, keeps track of who does what, allegedly watches over the guild all day and pulls guard duty at night by SLEEPING ON THE LADDER, is in control of guild inventory, has to answer to Guildmaster Wigglytuff all day every day, and the list goes on. People are like, "he garnishes 90% of your wages even after you graduate". Don't care. He can have it for what he has to put up with. He's probably the treasurer too. Wouldn't surprise me.
I always found it super funny that Chatot is supposed to be second-in-command and that he's always so pompous and cocky, but he's... he's the size of a football. Almost all of the apprentices are bigger than him. He's tiny. Kickable, even. Prime bullying material.
I also found it funny that the one time where you get to travel with the second-in-command who's allegedly been all over the world and knows crazy amounts of things, man is in his level thirties. And you have to carry him. Why? I should not be able to KO Chatot in one hit simply because I'm feeling a little spicy over Apple Woods.
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> check social links
(Which Social Link should I check on...?)
0 FOOL
School Rescue Committee
Should this really be an official school club? The group of Persona-users that I'm in now, whether I like it or not. At least I'm helping people by doing all this weird magic nonsense...
I MAGICIAN
Scar
A fellow Persona-user a year below me, although my senior in fighting Shadows. He's dragged me into his scam crystal-selling operation, which is actually weirdly fun.
II PRIESTESS
Beef
Pretty large and muscular for a priestess, but sure, I'll bite. A volunteer EMT who is trying to decide whether to follow his family's wishes for university.
III EMPRESS
Gem
A fellow Persona-user in my year. She wants me to help her study for entrance exams, apparently. Not sure why she's asking me, I missed an entire semester? But it's good enough study for me as well.
IV EMPEROR
Impulse
A fellow Persona-user in my year. He has a single-minded devotion to overworking himself, despite the fact he seems to be trying to prove it's fine for some reason.
V HIEROPHANT
Xisuma
An older man who hangs out in the local tea shop. Keeps trying to parent me for some reason, although it seems like his relationship with his actual family's a bit less good, so maybe that's why.
VI LOVERS
Etho
My lab partner. The whole school's obsessed with him for some reason. My only solace is that he seems to be just as disconcerted by that fact as I am.
VII CHARIOT
Skizzleman
A fellow Persona-user in my year, and my first friend in this town. I'm helping him find a part-time job. He's sort of ridiculously cheerful, but I know he understands me better than most people.
VIII JUSTICE
Grian
A fellow Persona-user a year below me, although my senior in fighting Shadows. Keeps dragging me into his pranks, although for such a gregarious guy, he's weirdly isolated.
IX HERMIT
Joe Hills
One of my teachers, and the head of the School Rescue Committee. He's, frankly, the most bizarre guy I know, and I don't know what to make of any of the "wisdom" he tries to impart on us.
X FORTUNE
Tango
Apparently, he's a bit of a prodigy in the robotics club, but he first came to me to confess he's considering quitting. I have no idea why this is my problem, but Impulse frowned at me about it, so here I am.
XI STRENGTH
False
A local martial artist who's been decorated with a number of titles. I just wanted her to teach me how to fight better, but apparently, she's starting to doubt her own fighting ability as well.
XII HANGED MAN
Jimmy
Igor's assistant in the Velvet Room. He's a bit of an idiot, but he's also my idiot. Mostly wants to request I escort him to places in the human world, although he wants specific fusions sometimes too.
XIII DEATH
Cleo
A "florist" in town who can source us weapons and fence goods from Altered Space. I'm pretty sure she's actually Yakuza, or at least criminal. She and Joe know each other, although strangely, she doesn't seem to remember from where.
XIV TEMPERANCE
Iskall and Stress
Two priests at the local shrine. I work for them occasionally to help them with odd jobs around town. They share some common past they don't like to talk about.
XV DEVIL
Ren
The student council president. He's bizarrely mad with power on a good day, which is weird, because he's also bizarrely kickable on a good day. Keeps on trying to rope me into the Student Council.
XVI TOWER
Doc
An inventor trying to invent a safe new clean energy source. According to rumors, his last try exploded, killing his lab partner, which constantly makes me question why I'm here.
XVII STAR
Zedaph
Proprietor of the famous local "Mystery Stir Fry Extravaganza". Frankly, his creations terrify me more than Doc's do. I have no idea why this is Impulse's favorite restaurant.
XVIII MOON
Mumbo
A fellow Persona-user in the year below me. Apparently, he still gets bullied a lot, but he has a scheme to, and I quote, 'learn to be something scary, like a horse.' Good luck with that, mate.
XIX SUN
Pearl
An artist that I've always admired. Recently, she was in a terrible car accident, and her hands now constantly shake because of it. I still think she can draw organic shapes better than me, though.
XX JUDGEMENT
Soul Reappearance Committee
Judgement. Hah. I guess you'd call this Judgement Day, sure.
XXI THE WORLD
...
It's me.
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