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HAPPY BORTH RIN!!
Konan is there bc of gay reason, her ship with Rin gives me life, always up to add another branch to the polycule lmao
#naruto shippuden#rin nohara#obito uchiha#konan#minato namikaze#kushina uzumaki#kakashi hatake#team minato#sanbi#izobu#rinweek2022#tagging it so people find it ♥ but im probably only gonna be able to do this one prompt#i realize I made Kakashi into a manlet that's ok#he can be smoll#naruto#fanart
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NEW DAVID PLUSH!! BUY IT NOW!
@bunnieswithknives
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#ANOTHER ONE !!!#😂#playboyy the series#he can make so many of these clips he has so many actors to chose from#(I want to see him get decked by the smoll guys too... for science)#aun warit#boat pakorn#jeffy chutipon#playboyy wwe
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Random Crack Idea
Alright so in IDW (i think) Ultra Magnus actually has a little bot called Minimus inside him and Ultra Magnus is basically just the giant mech suit Minimus wears so he can do his job and get some respect. With that in mind I wondered, what if TFP Optimus (in some alternate universe) is actually just a giant mech suit that Orion Pax (or the Pax sized Optimus) is operating from the inside?
He still has the Matrix and all that, but perhaps due to an injury effectively crippling him in combat or maybe just out of a desire to not be shredded by Megatron, Orion Pax operates the giant Optimus suit and no bot knows about it. How he gets away with no bot knowing? No idea. Maybe Alpha Trion hooked him up or something, or perhaps Shockwave got involved somehow. Whatever the case, I think the chaos that would come from this when his true status is eventually revealed would be hilarious.
I mean, think about it. The great and glorious Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots, last of the Primes, and absolute unit... is actually travel sized when compared to his big body. He is certainly no minibot, but Optimus being roughly the same height as Ratchet underneath all that armor would be great.
The hilarity would be even better if Optimus's secret wasn't discovered during some great emotional moment, but instead at like 3am when he got out of his suit for a cube of energon. Or better yet, Smokescreen is just chilling at night, maybe coming back from night shift and then finds Optimus taking off his suit and hopping around on one pede trying to get his giant boot off. Smokescreen would be completely flabbergasted and Optimus would just look at him and say "No one will believe you" before gathering up his suit and hurrying off.
The team would be let in on the secret eventually, but I can see Optimus just freaking leaving one of his boots laying around just to scare the scrap out of whoever stumbles upon it. Poor Bumblebee thinking his dad has lost a leg and then seeing Optimus out of his suit chuckling around the corner. Or Optimus gets himself stuck in a part of his suit and looks super disproportionate until somebot helps him free himself of his suit.
And imagine Megatron finally figuring out that he has been fighting the same little Archivist throughout the entirety of the war. At some point Optimus just yeets one of his gloves at Megatron as a distraction and goes to save somebot from getting killed and Megatron just stands there watching Optimus run off with one itty bitty arm like: "What the fRAG!?!" And then just kinda stares at the arm/glove on the ground in front of him wondering if Prime just cut off his own arm or something because he is a self sacrificial idiot or what.
He would be emotionally scarred and stuck having an existential crisis until during a team up, Optimus just takes off his suit and casually goes to collect some energon or something. Every single Decepticon would be left questioning their life choices once the news of Optimus's true size reaches them.
The best part of all (at least to me) about this crack idea is the thought that Optimus, the Pax sized, only slightly taller than Bumblebee, Prime becomes an absolute beast the moment he gets suited up. He goes from this regular sized bot to a terrifying force in under a few minutes and it scares his whole team.
Like, imagine him putting on his big mech suit:
#maccadam#transformers prime#tfp optimus#transformers#transformers ideas#crack idea#normal bot becomes body builder#truly terrifying#poor megatron#him and everyone else are stuck having existential crisis's wondering if they have been beating up a civilian this whole time#smokescreen traumatized for life after watching his idol turn into an NPC#I can see optimus getting on a box or something to reprimand smokescreen and bumblebee when out of his suit#maybe he has ultra magnus lift him up to reach stuff sometimes#smoll but not too smoll optimus is my fav
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Talking about refs!! I'm gonna redo the previous ones (at least Narinder's and Sisyphus') but I'll work on the bishops as well!! At leastttt Leshy's
#as always#i dont always follow these strictly but i would like to see who youre more interested#i might change Sisyphus body type as well#make it a mix between strong + chubby#it has been in my mind anyway#bc i like to thing the lamb worka with wood and such#narinder is still skinny and cant hold Sisyphus cooking cauldron without comically breaking the houses floor /hj#shamura is also skinny but eh i would like to give them armour under their robes#i can imagine theyre that type of person (spider?) always ready to kill lmao#leshy i once posted an updated version but i wanna color that#hes more... brute looking ig is the word#with a terrible terrible posture#probably anyone has a better posture than him /j#forneus and the twins are massive and ratau is smoll#forneus also follows the fat + strong idea i always had for her#thers also clauneck and kudaai who are important but i disnt post why so 👀👀#feel free to ask tho
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Griffin “i was the first, i have seen everything” Stagg
#griffin stagg#the black phone#yall know im right#can i get witness?#arf arf arf#my baby#hes just a little guy#a silly dude#smoll boy#i should draw this
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Hey I've just noticed a tiny detail. The first time we met Madara as a child. there is this awkward piece of clothes behind him (you won't see it in the anime) who is present throughout his first meeting with Hashirama without further explanation.
It seems Madara is here both to look for a solution to change the world and also to be closer to his brothers. So I'm wondering if this small tunic doesn't belong to one of his siblings who may have passed away very recently.
#and also how smoll and cute is madara i just want to squeeze him even if he can probably kill me with just a rock#but he's so cute I want to risk it all#madara
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Guys. I have teached myself how to draw smoll Descole on paper. My school will not be save when summer vacation is over. :]
#he smoll bean#yes you can put him into your pocket#he will fit just fine into everything you have#so keep an eye out for this little rascal ;]#jean descole#professor layton#lumiart
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Gilles celebrates by drinking from his trophy after his amazing race on the slippery circuit of Gimli 🇨🇦, 1975. (Formula Atlantic)
#the way he turns and says 'what? I-#he's so smoll and cute!#I remember this as the race where he outsmarted everyone with a simple trick and his amazing car control#that of course he got from his snowmobile racing years#formula atlantic gilles mwah#gilles villeneuve#formula atlantic#70s#classic f1#I'm laughing because the race was held in manitoba and all I can think about is the flour I use to make bread which comes from there lol
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I forget a lot of times that house md was from over 10 years ago bcs tbh it doesn't look like it. the quality and cinematography, for example. i rarely see the main actors outside of the series so it helps too. the only thing that reminds me of it was that I regularly see actors that I knew (playing a one ep side character) looking so much younger than how I remember them
#like in the episode I'm watching rn I went 'GASP that's lucas till! he's so smoll?!'#house md#txt#haztag#(comparing to DW prior to HDTV helps too ajksdkja)#OH ALSO THE FLIP PHONE HOW CAN I FORGET THAT
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Saw that post about bottom sam and almost derailed with all of my bottom dean feelings but bottom sam is so valid and deserves his own post.
But here is my fresh post presenting bottom dean because. Have you considered bottom dean.
#it doesn't matter really#but but but#bottom!dean#cuz yes sam is big and powerful and needs to let go and be cared for#but dean can do that from the bottom#or they can switch#just#bottom dean because he is also big#but he also acts big#and sam is the only one who can make him feel smoll#who can smother him#who can make him give up the control he's always so desperately clinging to#that man needs it up the ass so badly#sloppy bottom dean
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CAN WE JUST CONTEMPLATE CASEY'S SIZE NEXT TO DONNIE DJDJDJD
he smoll
So so smoll~
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Most of the time AI Emmet will rather keep things in check directly from his faithful JOLTIKs™️ who are operating as camera he can dispatch everywhere in the station. They are smoll enough and low energy consuming to allow Emmet manipulating them very far just with wi-fi signal.
While he can warn efficiently 1ng0 of any threat that way, he will sometimes ( most of the time ) take matter in his own hands
Couldn’t resist redoing this Megamind screenshot because this is what started that whole Joltik army aesthetic for this AU ( aka Emmet being a tad dramatic with them )
#my art#submas#⚡️🤖 au#yes there is no Pokemon in this AU actually#or maybe there was… a long time ago
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May I request a smoll eyeless jack x f reader nsfw story? Or headcanons?
eyeless jack x fem reader NSFW hcs
cw: 18+ content, medical kink, breeding kink, biting, blood, kinda disrespecting boundaries?? kinda not??, afab fem aligned reader
a/n: hey let’s all ignore my wildly different formatting for each post until i figure out wtf i’m doing lmfao. i decided to do hcs for this since i enjoy rambling and i have a couple fics already lined up and those take significantly longer for me to write!! i hope that’s okay anon, i just want to get more stuff posted :) also i threw a bunch of random ideas together for this so if you’d like anything else more specific please req again!
sooo we all know eyeless jack is a demon, right? to say dude is into some freaky shit would be an understatement.
- jack has a higher sex drive than most due to his demon tendencies. pair that with the rush he gets after a good evening of organ harvesting and you’re in for a Very Long Night. his stamina is also no joke.
- wear a short skirt? it’s getting cut off with his scalpel. accidentally slice your finger while chopping vegetables? well you better turn off the stove because he’s bending you over it. he senses you’re ovulating? he’s fucking you twice as much.
- if you’re into medical play and getting cut up with surgery tools he will be over the moon.
- if not, you’re gonna have to have a sit down talk with jack. he will do his best, but he can end up viewing you as just a lowly human at times. you’re gonna have to put your foot down sternly to fully gain his respect. he cares about your boundaries (somewhat), it just takes a minute to get through to his human side.
- on that note, don’t even dream of dominating him. he’ll laugh in your face and restrain you if the idea even crosses your mind. the thought of a weaker being telling him what to do during sex is comical to jack. he might let you ride him if he’s feeling lazy, but his clawed hands will be gripped around your waist as a silent reminder of who’s in charge.
- he’s into degradation. not the typical “you’re a whore” shit. no, this guy will take every chance to remind you that you’re just a fragile little human that’s only breathing because he lets you. if you feed into his ego, jack will reward you with his face between your thighs for hours.
- ooh let me take a moment to talk about this monster’s tongue. godly is an ironic term to describe anything involving jack but it’s the only fitting word. it’s long, slightly textured, quick and strong. he looooves to edge you until you inevitably break and the only words you can form are broken pleas. you’re gonna have to pry him off of you during your periods. he’s a little nasty
- jack will pretty much refuse to cum anywhere that isn’t inside you or your mouth. during sex, he tends to fully give into his animalistic demon qualities. meaning the only thing running through his mind is ‘breed, breed, breed.’
- big corruption kink. like MASSIVE. i think all the pastas have some form of corruption kink, but obviously the whole demon thing brings it to a new level. if you were a virgin when you met him, he’s gonna have to physically restrain himself from pouncing on you the second its brought up in conversation.
- let’s talk about positions. jack’s not really picky as long as he’s fucking your brains out but he does have a few favorites. mating press is almost always a winner since it feeds into his need to breed (i crack myself up). missionary is a classic that ensures he can have complete control. jack is also a fan of fucking on operating tables???? don’t ask me ask him, he’s odd. his least favorites involve 69, cowgirl, or pretty much anything that involves you on top of him. he doesn’t really get tired so doing all the work doesn’t bother him.
- will 100% spit in your mouth and he doesn’t care if you think it’s gross. get used to it sorry. if you’re into it then you’ve won.
- probably will throw a tantrum if he finds out you masturbated without him. he’s given you so much special attention and you still want more? well. he’s gonna fuck you so hard that you’ll be too sore to even think about touching yourself. i’m praying for you girl good luck.
- LOVES TO BITE ON YOUR CHEST AND NECK. i cannot stress this enough. and he WILL draw blood, i mean his mouth is full of sharp teeth so it’s basically a given. bro will be fucking you and straight up take a drink break FROM YOUR THROAT. be prepared to never show your neck or cleavage in public ever again. unless you’re into that. then you go girl, we’re all cheering for you.
- jack thinks it’s hilarious to say terrifying unsexy shit during sex. “i can’t wait to cut you open and eat those delicious kidneys that belong to me….” you just look at him with your mouth open. you’d be better off ignoring his annoying ass he (probably) doesn’t mean it.
#eyeless jack#eyeless jack x reader#eyeless jack x you#eyeless jack x y/n#eyeless jack smut#creepypasta smut#creepypasta#creepypasta headcanons#creepypasta x female reader#creepypasta x reader#celia reqs#eyeless jack headcanon#i refuse to abbreviate creepypasta yall are crazy for that
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VERIIII (what should I call you--) what about Aventurine x cold reader? It can be a oneshot. I don't know why but I like flirty man x 'oh yeah' woman. Feel free to ignore~ :D
OHH THAT’S A CUTE TROPE !!, BTW VERI’S FINE IT’S MY NICKNAME HEHE, I hope you enjoy this smoll fic !
fluff w mentions of blood | A mission with Aventurine what could possibly happen?
Can I get to know you better ?
It’s been too long, approximately 1 hour since he went in to the room. He asked you to wait outside since it’ll be done soon but seriously you should’ve keep an eye on him.
Bang bang !
Two shots could be heard.
Yup, you should’ve accompanied him.
Before you could even twist the door knob, he gingerly walks outside with splashes of crimson red painted his face, “Sorry for the long wait, I seriously thought it’ll be a lot smoother with that guy,” Aventurine huffs.
“Do I really need to know about whatever this is,” you sigh as you point your finger to trace the blood on his face and clothes.
“You do not want to know that’s for sure,” he laughs as wipes a streak of blood with his thumb, without any words exchange you walk towards, closing in the distance between you both.
You swiftly took out your handkerchief and wipe the blood off his face as clean as you could, your gentle wipes and sudden move turned his face as red as the blood, “Aww you care about me don’t you,”
“Not really, I just don’t want to be the center of attention. I mean walking beside a man covered with blood is pretty eye catching,” you reply candidly, what a way to broke someone’s heart, he thought.
After cleaning his face you undress your coat and wrap it around him to cover the blood marks around his chest, “Next time if you plan to kill a person, do it as clean as possible can’t you ?,”
“Sorry for being such a hassle, let me make it up yeah ?. How about dinner at that new place that’s open,” he chuckles as he wear your coat.
“No need,” you reply shortly.
“C’mon don’t lose your chance at using me,” he smiles, to be honest he had always wanted to know you better but most of the time you declined his offer to go drink or eat somewhere.
“That’s the thing I never intended to use you, I respect you well enough that I don’t want you to treat me like how you treat others, like a pawn,” you reply calmly as you walk away, yet he can’t help but to disrupt your movements.
With his hand wrap around your wrist he holds you in place, “H-hey I worded it out wrong, umm I’d like to get to know you better, we’ve been working together for quite some time now and you’re such a mystery to me,” you turn around to look at him as he lets go of your wrist.
“What I was saying is that I genuinely want to get to know you better, no strings attached, so dinner ?,” he softly ask hoping that you wouldn’t turn him down again
“Alright then but you’re driving,”
#☆彡veririnwrites#honkai star rail#honkai star rail x reader#hsr aventurine#aventurine x reader#aventurine fluff
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Okay smol little kings, after play time now it's bath time 👀 Wonder how MC and the nobles give their king a shower (is it the correct way to say, bad grammar sr 😭)
Smoll kings propaganda is strong in us 🙏 I bet Avisos' boys love it too, they'd die from happines having Beel in the palace for so long.
꧁:･ ✡ ･:꧂
Satan doesn't actually need any bath because you cleverly sent him to play in the sprinklers with Paimon and Leraye in the evening. You expected that when you returned, everything would be ready, but all you found were laughing nobles and a little mud monster. It would take a month to comb the dirt out of his long hair... luckily Sitri had anticipated this and prepared a bath before you even asked him. It took you both a good half an hour to get Satan clean in the shower. Only then did bathing make sense. The kid was so tired that after all he fell asleep in your arms while Sitri was blow-drying his hair.
Mammon is very calm, but the whole bath will turn into a pool party anyway. Have you seen how big the bathtubs there are? It would be a waste to go alone. Besides, the rest of the nobles have no intention of leaving you. Bimet will complain about customers (and gossip with you) over drinks while Valefor and Eligos teach their little king how to swim. Mammon will let them do whatever they want, but he will still glance your way and try to come back sit next to you. As long as you are there, he is happy.
Beelzebub is forbidden from bathing with anyone other than you. He twists nobles around his finger and Bael said he would drown him (we all know he only threatens to do so, but inside he is soft). The shower will be quick and thorough, and you won't even look towards the bathtub, because Beel, even when he's tired, can’t stand still. Why should he take a bath? Dogs bathe with their tongue, maybe Nabe can lick him? You patiently reflect all his childish ideas. He squirms around like a flounder until you wrap him in a towel burrito and go put him to sleep.
Leviathan bathes himself. You can be with him, only you can, but don't get too close. You have a chair by his bathtub, and you make sure he doesn't hurt himself. He washes himself, although the soap regularly slips out. The problem is rinsing the shampoo out of his hair because he doesn't want to let you out of his sight for even a second, lest you accidentally do something suspicious. He was so worried that when you finally rinsed the foam from his hair, he choked on the water. Although quite confused, he didn't cry. Only touched his throat. He holds out his hands for you to help him out and cuddle him as soon as he's dressed in his pajamas.
#whb#what in hell is bad#whb satan#whb beelzebub#whb mammon#whb leviathan#ps. sitri would be such a good dad i want a family with him
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