I think he
should climb in his lap
I just think it would be neat
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https://www.tumblr.com/anonymous--writings/744027066575568896/why-are-we-saying-that-pure-vanilla-is-a-good-dad?source=share
I thought they were descendants of the Kingdom, not Pure Vanilla Cookie himself.
I'll give him a chance, however the moment the doughbaby cries he wouldn't know what the hell to do. 😂 Man has a inferiority complex
Gingerbrave and the others just watches Pure Vanilla and the doughbaby
Someone pull up the meme where Donald Duck and Sora look at Goofy and his son and go like “Goofy fucks?!” “Goofy FUCKS.” because that is exactly how I feel right now.
And yes, he’d be clueless as hell on what to do when the baby starts crying. He might even start crying himself because he feels so useless for not being able to stop a baby from crying; Gingerbrave and friends would have to help him 😭
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oh of course you had to bring a mustachioed man into this whole thing
YOU KNOW ME BELOVED 😏😌🙃
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i'm wondering what kind of relationship Geralt has with other women. Does he sleep with noblewomen, maids or prostitutes?Does he have special tastes or is he just living the moment?
oh, he’s been slangin’ dick across the kingdom. this man is a whore, ladies and gentlemen; a man of loose morals, a strumpet, a slut, a jezebel—
there are no shortage of lords and ladies—and common folk, if they’re fair enough—willing to sample the royal wares when offered, lmao.
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Designed a self insert for smthn and im highkey like. Yea. Yea this is That Bitch.
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Been a while since i posted some of my art here.
This is Caudo!
With a censored version of the original.
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fucjing CHAD REX OHHGHGHGGHGHGHGHH
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He’s the only one allowed to be exactly as cool as he thinks he is bc it makes the other ppl in that au sooo mad
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