KuQui Headcanons
KICKING OFF #HBDCHIQUI WITH THIS YALL HAD THIS COMING I WARNED YOU NOW LET ME LOVE MY MAN
warning: disgusting romance and affection and kuqui being stupid
[ how we met ]
during our first year, i would be classmates with yakkun and we’d be bffs right off the bat
so i’d be part of their little group hehehe
yknow how yakkun and kuroo would always bicker right? we, the shorties, would always pick a fight with kuroo 2v1
but when kuroo fights back he’ll always target me bec hahahaha it’s just so easy to piss me off and get under my skin :D
so of course he takes advantage of that bec he’s a lil shit
but i will fight back >:( always a smack on his chest or his lower back
it’ll be like a Thing between us yknow
always play fighting and skinning each other’s knees 😌😌
[ confession ]
so this dumbass thought i like kai or yakkun
bec im always so affectionate with them but act like a fucken gremlin towards him >:)
but it’s bec whenever i try to show some ✨Affection✨ he:) always points it tf out and i would get :) painfully shy :)
loves to mess with me so he’d drop compliments and flirty comments bec he knows that i would Combust On The Spot :D
segway: my friends found out that if they call me cute while im play fighting with them i would get weak and flustered and just stop annoying the shit out of them haha
u bet this dumbass figured it out too and exploits it whenever he can >:(
when he decided to finally confess his undying love for me little crush he thought he’d at least get a good laugh out of my reaction even if he gets rejected
but surprise surprise 😌😌i like a dummy back😌😌
[ dates ]
our dates aren’t like Date dates per se,,
we’ll always just study in our fav little cafe and call it a date
we’d quiz each other while exchanging banter and sharing food (tf that’s my fav thing ever pls i need that rn)
some dates are just us walking around somewhere looking for food to eat and just talk and show each other funny shit we saw on the internet
and some dates are just us lounging on the bed or the sofa, watching cooking videos and weird documentaries
anytime and anywhere we’re together is p much a date so :DDD
[ how we show affection ]
as an Affectionate Babie 😌😌
he doesn’t mind me being sweet with yakkun or kai
bec we’re Bros, ya feel?
but when it gets a lil too much, he’ll pull me to the side and just wrap his whole entire body around me
loves sitting me down on his lap and just snuggles on to me while i do my stuff
also boops my nose all the gotdamb time >:(((
squishes my cheeks and kneads them like dough
also tolerates my shit all the time
even when i bite :D
i’d be biting his fingers, the base of his thumb, his cheeks, his shoulders
SJKDFSKDHFSD IM JUST SO GIGIL OKAY (idk what it is in english but it’s basically when you feel the overwhelming urge to squish something bec it’s too cute and lovely hhh)
when i bite i leave smol kisses and he just :’)
loves playing with each other’s hands and pressing kisses on the fingertips, palms, wrists, knuckles JUST EVERYWHERE
i very selfishly headcanon him to have Physical Touch as his love language so it’s how we show affection most of the time
but also Words of Affirmation and Quality Time :’D
[ random stuff ]
i am a very sleepy person in general and i get kinda grumpy when im sleepy
so when im feeling like needing a nap i would just lean on his shoulder and have a Quick Nap
he’d always have a hand on the side of my head to keep me from slipping
i would sometimes take his hand and lay my cheek down on it and space tf out
i told u idk how he tolerates my shit
his gallery is just full of extreme close-up shots of my face
his homescreen is one of those pics lmao
we dont have a decent picture of each other in our phones let’s be real
all aesthetic pics are taken by kai 😌😌ily man
he keeps extra hair ties on his wrist, pockets and wallet just in case i forgot mine
also extra lipbalm bec ur girlie has a propensity to pick at the skin of her lips until it’s bleeding so she can have no chapped lips 😌😌
i’d have a ton of lipbalm flavors so i’ll just ask him “what flavor of kiss u trying to have today?”
his choices: peach, strawberry, coconut, mango, cake
we always share clothes!!
mine are always oversized so they fit him just right
loves wearing my shirts bec they smell like peaches and vanilla
he’d be my harshest critic esp when it comes to cooking
i’d let him taste everything i cook and make him tell me exactly what i need to work on
it’s always “too much salt” or “undercooked” :(((( im trying
we don’t mind spending some time apart since we regularly update each other what we’re up to
wears black shirts when he’s trying to be Sexc bec this mfer knows how damn well it works on me >:(((
i would always talk about how much i hate him and how i wanna punch him in the face and kick his stupid shins
but he just laughs at me bec im saying all those while snuggling up his chest and making him pet my hair
you’d always catch us playing something like Wordscapes or Criminal Case, sometimes those hand games like thumb wrestling or ketchup
comes with me to all hospital appointments (i go every 3 weeks) and takes care of me when i get admitted (like twice a year lmao)
we’d live together after high school and just forget to get married bec we are a Pair of Dummies 😌😌
if uve reached this point, pls collect ur free kiss and a cat pic in my inbox mwa!!
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Hi Chiqui! Happy early birthday! What’s your favourite dessert? Your favourite animal? Have you ever had any paranormal experiences? If you had to dress up a sea otter in a Halloween costume, what would you pick? What’s your go-to comfort food? Best ice cream flavour?
BIRB THANK U😚😚😚
fav dessert: FRUITS!!! and cathedral windows 😋
fav animal: i love all animals but im particularly fond of narwhals bec theyre like unicorn whales fjskckslx i love them ;((
paranormal exp: oh my god i have SOOO MUCH but most recent is that i have a nice apparition in my room who wakes me up at 6 am and keeps me company :D
what to dress an otter: oooh tuff one, imma dress it as a hotdog sandwich hehehehehe
go-to comfort food: cheeseburger!! with lots if pickles, also wendy's frosty 😋
best ice cream flavor: ROCKY ROAD it's chocolate, it has nuts, it has marshmallows djsjcka it's a complete package!! but also pistachio and cashews 😋😋😋😋
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