#harvey stv
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we live in a society
#i'm going insane#i know he's been called geronimo but not emmitt#how tf do you spell the otter from zootopia's name again#sorry#harvey stardew valley#stardew valley meme#harvey stv#harvey sdv#almost typed std 😭😭
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ITTSSSSS TIMEEEEEE for bachelors yapping time continues! Imma be going over what I think should change about the bachelors after you marry them :3 this will all be going off the assumption that there is now a 20 heart limit and 1-3 additional cutscenes
Spoilers for stardew relationships btw
Alr first my favorite bachelor: Alex. I’m thinking although Alex always stays in shape he does give up on his dreams of being a professional grid ball player, buttttt I think it would be really nice if he starts a workout club for the dudes fr, where they work on personal fitness, getting stronger, and now Harvey could have a place to get fitter while feeling less embarrassed! Maybe when he starts it you get a little quest to gather stuff to make workout equipment and he uses an additional wing of your house to do so. I also think it would be nice if he starts working as a gridball commentator so that he can still enjoy his favorite spot. A cutscene for both of these ideas would be nice
Next is our favorite recoverin alcoholic: SHANE I personally love Shane so much he’s amazing. I think as you progress your relationship with Shane he could help Pam get her addiction under control. Of course though, his main pursuit after he marries you would be the chickens! I’m thinking he would either join Marnie at the ranch and start helping out there or he could be the “coopmaster” at your farm, and he could do the same thing as an autopetter and auto grabber, but all eggs harvested by him would be one quality grade higher, and if you have blue chickens they would produce “Blue Eggs”, which would sell for a lot more and produce “Blue Mayo”, which could be a loved gift for Shane and maybe Jas. His new cutscenes could be a scene where a blue chicken lays the first blue egg and a scene where he talks to Pam about addiction.
Now we got Elliot. The weird thing about Elliot is he actually does do things after you marry him. He ends up going on a tour for his book! This is amazing but I think it could be expanded on. I’m thinking he decides to write another book about life in Pelican Town and after a while it’s a cult hit. He becomes quite famous and gets visited by paparazzi in a cutscene where he talks to you about the burden of fame but how it’s all worth it with you by his side (aww). You could also after that get fan mail delivered to your mailbox? Could be fun and maybe another secret could be added from that. In addition to all that, I think marrying Elliot could give you an exclusive book power? I don’t have any ideas specifically but that would make sense ✨
Harvey: Harvey, after you marry him, would still work at the hospital, but he would no longer charge you for services like reviving you, and you would have a special cutscene where he tells you “you make me worry about you too much when you go into the mines” “I love you too much” or something like that. I also think that he would start talking to the people who fly above the valley and begin to be known as the Stardew Valley Navigator, and maybe you would meet one of the pilots and he would take Harvey for a ride in the plane :3 also I feel like as his relationship with you progressed he would no longer love coffee because he isn’t overworking himself so much :D other ideas include a slight health increase when married to Harvey and maybe a scene where he impresses the A.S.S trio with his knowledge of jazz
Alright next up is Sam! First up, I think Sam needs to start getting bigger with his music. After you reach 16 hearts, he should get an offer from a minor record company who really liked his sound in the “Happy Junimo Show” soundtrack. They offer a deal where he sells them one single and if it works out they could get him signed. You receive three choices for the genre, and he submits it and waits. A week later, he hears back from the company, who really enjoyed it and offer him a contract. This leads to another cutscene at 18 hearts where he performs his first single as the opener for a music festival. After that, you can always hear that first single on Sam’s boombox. Sam brings you up on stage and says “This song is dedicated to my amazing partner, [name]”, and the cutscene ends.
Sebastian: Sebastian is too edgy bro but I’ll make this shit work lemme lock in rq
Sebastian, of course, starts to breed frogs! I think that could be really cool if you could get a cutscene where you now have a frog that roams the farm looking cute, maybe collecting mixed seeds and fiber and delivering it to you while you’re in bed? I’m going to be so fr I can’t think of stuff for him lol he’s a lot harder ngl… Maybe a garage addition to the house? Where he works on his motorcycle once a week?Ngl this is mid he’s too emo lol LMK IF YOU HAVE BETTER IDEAS
#yapping#stardew valley#Stv bachelors#Stv#Stv Shane#Stv Sam#Stv Harvey#Stv Alex#Stv headcanons#stardew marriage#stardew valley headcanons#stardew headcanon#sdv elliott#stardew shane#stardew sam#stardew sebastian#stardew cutscene ideas#stardew alex#Stardew Harvey#rant post#txt
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i saw a tiktok of harvey posted to hoziers Too Sweet and i just AAAAAHHHHHHHHH
#sdv harvey#stardew valley#stardew harvey#like my two favorite things#i bought stv two years ago#and here we are
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Harvey <333
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This is literally my favorite blog now I love your writing! Since you said you were waiting for this, could I ask for more Harvey nsfw? I can’t get enough of your headcanons
YES!!!
Harvey likes when you spontaneously get sexual with him, doesn't matter where you are but he will be embarrassed if someones there too (he'll still like it lowkey)
He doesn't like to ask for it bc he doesn't know how to do it in a hot way so he literally never asks and just waits til you're horny
Coffee is an aphrodisiac. You give him coffee all the time. Interesting.
He likes to be backed into corners or shoved onto the bed
His mustache tickles down below
He never truly gets "used to" it, he always feels the shock like its the first time again
If you dressed up in lingerie for him he'd drop anything he's holding and start stuttering
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I didn't have enough options to putt all the marriage candidates in one post! So here are the bachelors, another poll with the bachelorettes will be posted right after this
#stardew valley#stv#stardew valley sebastian#stardew alex#stardew sam#stardew shane#stardew elliott#stardew harvey#stardew marriage#stardew bachelors#stardev valley romance#pick your fave!
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#stardew valley#i could do one with the bachelorettes but the right answer is emily#sebastian stardew valley#harvey stardew valley#sam stardew valley#elliot stardew valley#shane stardew valley#alex stardew valley
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hey, thanks for putting leah (and in general sdv) on my dash pfft ♡
no prob <3
i follow stv tag and it's always full of sebastian shane and harvey (no shade to them), so i decided to go and find some art of My Wife the old fashioned way (going into the tag)
#i follow leah's tag too but i only see the same 3 posts from it#isn't she the most popular spouse? what's up with that
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how the hell is shane sdv normal but no one else is
first of all i only considered the male candidates bc i mean. homosexuality the women can just chill or whatever
second of all i said only shane and sam are normal
elliot - annoying ass poet bitchboy
harvey - creepy. and not just bc of the moustache. like yes clint is king of the incels in stv but harvey is just a little behind him
sebastian - emo goth hates his mom or whatever. too gloomy i think being near him would give me depression genuinely
alex - no issue with alex but i just i dont think we would get along. lack of common interests and like i know hes into sports but i just i just do not caaaare about sports
also that post was krobus erasure
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i'm running out of stuff to put here as a good filler. anyways, love harvey. yeah.
gender-neutral reader, sfw, established relationship
harvey was neither an early bird, nor a night owl. somehow finding a comfortable medium between the those two active hours, his scheduled called for him to allocate his time; rather, staying up late to finish reports, and waking up to then start the day anew again. falling victim to those habitual practices, the doctor always found the hours bleeding into the afternoon to be the most productive part of his day. either if it's because of the appointments booked during those times, or whenever the coffee starts to kick in; there was something he could just ever-so easily rely on to remind him of the fact that this was all real.
it may have just been a bit too simple and mundane at times for the brunette, but harvey still persevered. if he ever woke up, of which he normally does, before the farmer's 6 am schedule, he'd normally surprise them with a hearty breakfast and a sweet kiss. sometimes, he thinks that he doesn't need caffeine to help him get through his days; all he needs is to just grace your lips with his, and he's already smitten; in thought of you.
however, he didn't wake up in time to do any of that. searching around for his eyeglasses on the nearby nightstand, feeling for that familiar figure, he then puts them on; as he is blind as a bat without one (though, he'd argue that those creatures have impeccable vision--in contrary to his). on days like these, he'd try to move out of the covers, trying to not rouse you out of your sleep. you needed it, and plus, it was always ever-so endearing for him to see you so, so comfortable in bed. harvey didn't ever want you to think that all of your hard work has ever gone to waste, and even if you'd ever tend to daydream about what it'd be to live in another life, he'd fully understand--however, with his stay here on the farm, he'd need to think about it over again.
some people say that you'd always want what you never have, and that you should be careful for what you've wished for.
tossing his body to the side of the bed, he'd then sigh, as he was then lost in his thoughts again. a schedule helps stabilize his purpose, though, with harvey knowing how packed and busy one can be, maybe he can take it easy today. even if he was looking forward to surprising you today.
well, maybe later, then.
the doctor does tend to a small plotted garden out front, next to the farmhouse. even though your love does indulge in gardening every now and then, mainly just for his eye for seasonal decoration, he grew some of your favourite crops that were in-season for the fall. he isn't the most well-versed in the realm of cooking, although, he knows enough about certain dietary topics to be informed well. making sure that you'd get the most nutrients from the selection of either greens, fruits, or vegetables (or, a mishmash of either three together), he'd do his best to blend the flavours accordingly so.
if there was anything that he took any sense of immense pride in, other than his work, then it had to have been cooking for you. your husband wouldn't consider it a chore, rather, something he rather looks forward to every day! whilst he does like to take you out to the stardrop saloon every now and then, it filled his heart with such raw affection, seeing that look on your face (right before he smothers it with kisses. oh, how your laugh does a plethora of indescribable things to that man...).
once harvey sits up properly, he knew that you were out of the house already. with him adjusting to the light, albeit, the sleep inertia's getting to him, he checks to then see a written note; underneath a warm mug of coffee. it was funny how he didn't quite register the smell of one of his all-time favourite beverages (was he getting a cold? how ironic of him). moving the cup to the side, and then smirking at the endearing circular imprint it then left on the small letter, he then presented it to himself; reading it between his thumb and index.
it detailed about how you found him adorable in his sleep, of which made him feel flattered, and then talked about how equally as cute his gentle snores were. harvey mumbled a soft "oh, you didn't have to go that far...," under his breath, addressing no one, but still knowing that was the reaction you expected out of him.
when harvey finished then reading about how you had a busy day ahead of him, and how you'll make it up later, you signed it off with you saying you loved him; followed by your name, and little heart symbol marked with pen. flipping the note between his fingers to see if there was anything else, he wasn't met with anything much.
harvey could feel how his grin with digging into his face, as he then was about to get up; to at least change into other clothes, shave if he needed to, and get more comfortable. however, a certain family cat decided to go against what was on his agenda for the day--as it than began to settle between his legs; making itself comfortable. there wasn't much that could be done, if you had a kitty laying on you. deciding to then accept his fate, harvey gave in; giving the little devil its well-needed (wanted) affection and attention.
#💙#the silly#anyways#i swear i'll be normal and like#write for other characters#maybe#perhaps#harvey stv#harvey sdv#stardew valley#stardew valley x reader#stardew valley x gender neutral reader#harvey x gender neutral reader#harvey x player#sdv#stv
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I'm Having a Baby with My Neighbor! II Steve Harvey
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Ohhhhhhhh
I just realized something
I like Harvey here more than in game Bc in game he’s very much like my husband. Both are in the medical field, are older/have an old soul, and have very kind and gentle nature.
I go to stardew for a nice escape. So to escape I date someone who I could never ever deal with in real life (ELLIOTT, Haley, Sebastian)
Honestly dealing with a lot of the characters in real life would be awful
#i just love my husband guys#stv#stardew#stardew valley#harvey stardew valley#elliott stardew valley
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If you call Harvey boring I’m legally allowed to delete all the save files on your Stardew
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my stardew valley house is an absolute disaster because I just find furniture I like and throw them all together with no regard of color schemes or cohesion
#there is a lot of plants#my bedroom is vaguely green themed#i have 2 neon green couches in my living room#and then my second living room with a bright yellow chair and a random kitchen chair i had no use for#my kids bedroom is just boring because i always forget to decorate it#btw i now am married to harvey and we have a daughter named rosalie because im a dumb twilight stan#it makes me happy though#its very cozy#harvey is SO excited about our kid its honestly precious#the whole time my character was pregnant he kept being like ‘your pregnant!! i made you this food eat up!! were gonna have a kid!!’#ahsjanbfks#im in love with him#stardew valley#stv#should i make a sdv sideblog? i kinda want to#just realized i used the wrong your in one of my tags#oops#i dont care enough to change it
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Ok one more for today (maybe). What the marriage candidates would give their farmer for Christmas or their birthday as well as the present they would love in return
Yess let's get it! If some of the gifts given seem vague its bc I'm trying to keep it to where anyone can fill themselves into the farmer's character so less specific gifts since idk everyone's personality and what they like
Da ladies:
Haley: she's a sucker for name brands, she likes to flex her fashion. As for giving, she'd give you something equally as expensive as she expects
Emily: she'll make you something! She'd want something spiritual like crystals or tarot cards, or she'd like something you baked. It doesn't have to be fancy, if you baked her some banana bread she'd probably tear up
Penny: she'd probably take you somewhere instead of buy you something, and she insists she doesn't want anything, but she'll love anything u give her
Abigail: swords. Women love swords, just trust me. Give her a sword. As for your gift, she'll get you a souvenir from attempting to go in the mines. Probably just some copper ore or something
Maru: completely unrealistic present but one that she'd love if money weren't an issue is a star. You know how people pay to have stars named after people? She'd invent something that would help you with your daily life
Leah: unsurprisingly she'd sculpt or paint you something loll. I think she'd like a set of watercolor paints bc they can get mad expensive to keep buying
Da guys:
Harvey: if you made him a photo album of you guys together he'd cry. He'd do the same as penny and take you somewhere instead of buy u something
Elliot: he'd buy you the most beautiful jewelry you've ever seen. He'd tell you that he doesn't want anything but you, but will be so happy to get whatever you give him. He'd especially like if you did something cheesy like write him a poem/song
Sebby: if you ask him what he wants he'll say "i dunno", but i think he'd like a pet frog. He'd name it after you and everything. He's not the best gift giver so he asks robin to help him pick something out for you. He'll probably go with a stereotypical present like a candle from bath and bodyworks or something
Sam and alex: they both look for something as beautiful as they find you. (Yes, you too boys. You can be beautiful too) they've been saving up for a while to get you something amazing
Shane: he'd give you something that took him all season to put together. He might build you something and keep it locked in the shed in secret. He's good at surprises. He'd tell the chickens the progress he's making all month. As for what he'd like, he'd insist that you dont get him anything. If you give him something, he'd prefer something you made or something that didn't cost much or make you spend too much time on it. Honestly you could make him a friendship bracelet and he'd secretly wear it every day tucked under his sleeve
#stardew valley emily#stardew valley haley#stv#stardew valley haru#stardew valley shane#stardew valley harvey#stardew valley alex#stardew sebastian#stardew valley hcs
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general headcanons for harvey?
This was easy and hard to do. There are a LOT of headcanon ideas I had for him but I didn’t want to make this SUPER long so, here be a few!
Harvey is definitely the type that will ask you before doing anything. Literally anything.
“Is it okay if I take you out for dinner tonight?” “Can we cuddle when I get off work?” “Am I allowed to make you breakfast tomorrow morning?”
Always assure him he doesn’t need to ask. He will learn in due time that he can just pull you onto the couch and cuddle while feeding you something he made for dinner. You will not mind.
Speaking of cuddles, PLEASE CUDDLE THIS POOR BOY!
He absolutely loves to cuddle! Especially when he comes home from the clinic and is just exhausted and you pull him on the couch and let him lay on you. He melts!
He also loves when he can be your pillow after a rough day. Being able to hold you is one of the best feelings to him. He will never want to let go.
Gets a bit nervous when you lay on his belly just because he is a bit self conscious about his weight, but still enjoys it.
Will 100% play with your hair.
He may or may not have asked almost every girl in town to help him learn how to do different hairstyles just so he could keep himself occupied while you nap on him.
Master a braiding hair
Also loves when you play with his hair! Its a very comforting feeling and helps him fall asleep rather quickly.
Is always helping out around the house and the farm
100000% loves to cook for the both of you, even if he isn’t the best at it.
Loves your cooking. He doesn’t care if it’s the same dish every night for a week straight, he will compliment it every single time.
Over all, a very lovey boy who is just the happiest man alive
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