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souryam · 1 day

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back to my stardew phase and why r they all so pretty. do they put something in the water

#stardew valley #stardew fanart #stardew haley #stardew maru #stardew emily #stardew leah #stardew penny #stardew abigail #haley sdv #emily sdv #penny sdv #abigail sdv #maru sdv #leah sdv #stardew valley fanart #stardew bachelors #my art #artists on tumblr

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pastelpeterparkerr · 1 day

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“Mermaid!Elliott” this, “Vampire!Elliott” that…

Hear me out…

Selkie!Elliott. The angst. The drama. The fluff.

I rest my case.

#stardew bachelors #stardew elliot #elliott sdv #stardew elliott #flickers posts #miss flicker has something to keep 5ever #stardew valley

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cambrry · 22 days

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I started a new game to play the new farm but😭😭 I forgot how mean used to be Shane at the beginning

#He doesn't know it yet but he's gonna be my husband #stardew valley #sdv shane #sdv fanart #sdv farmer #stardew fanart #stardew shane #my art #digital drawing #fanart #stardew bachelors

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layzeeloaf · 8 months

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🎨✨

#cute chibi #fanart #my artwork #stardew valley #stardew bachelors #stardew sebastian #stardew sam #stardew shane #stardew elliott #stardew alex #stardew harvey

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artandmartini · 1 year

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Stardew Valley marriage candidates and their loved items

Edit: Bonus Krobus

#I love this game a lot okay #Stardew Valley #stardew emily #stardew harvey #stardew leah #stardew penny #stardew shane #stardew elliott #stardew haley #Stardew Alex #stardew maru #stardew abigail #stardew sebastian #Stardew sam #stardew bachelors #stardew bachelorettes #krobus #stardew krobus #my art

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stardewstardropthoughts · 1 year

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Your first time with the bachelors, MDNI pls

Content warning: sex, I try to keep it all gender neutral so everyone can enjoy! Shane’s and Harvey’s are a bit more female leaning on accident 😅

Alex

He’s got experience so even if you don’t he can help you out

Will take it slow for you for your first time together

Always has condoms on hand, we practice safe sex in this house

Pulls you onto his lap for a heavy make out session first, hands roaming over your body while he encourages you to do the same

Always asks before removing any article of clothing from you, consent is sexy

Once your both naked he’ll lay you back on the bed, he’ll do all the work he just wants you to enjoy the ride

Makes sure you cum on his hands and mouth first so your well prepped since he’s a bit big

Lubes himself up after rolling on the condom and starts inching himself inside you, he’ll watch your face the whole time to make sure your not in to much discomfort

Once he’s fully inside you he’ll give you time to adjust if you need it, likes to give you lots of little praises

“Fuck baby, that’s it, your taking me so well” “look at you all stuffed full of my cock like such a good girl/boy/pet”

Once you let him know he’s good to move he does try to take it slow at first, but after a few moments he’ll pick his pace up to a nice quick thrusting

Definitely plays with your nipples or clit while he fucks you, wants to make sure your feeling as good as he is

When he gets close to cumming his thrusts get sloppy and a bit out of rhythm

Leans close to your ear and whispers absolute filth

“Take it, fucking take it” “look at you all drunk on my cock, that’s okay baby I’ll take care of you”

Burrows himself to the hilt with a harsh grip on your hips when he cums

Sam

Like I said, not the most experienced but he makes up for it by being eager to learn

Chances are your gonna have to take the ropes at least for the first time

Definitely a whiny subby mess

Loves when you leave hickeys on his chest while his hands grab at anything they can reach

When you slide the condom on his cock and sit on it he’s almost in tears at how good it feels to be inside you, isn’t afraid to let you know

“F-fuck sweetheart, feels so fucking good” “don’t stop please don’t stop”

He will not last long, how could he? Your warm wet walls clamping around him feel like heaven

When he cums he tosses his head back and let’s out the breathiest whine as he grips the sheets until his knuckles are white

If you haven’t cum yet he will use his mouth to make sure you do, he isn’t a selfish lover by any means

Harvey

He’s got a decent amount of experience under his belt

And so much lube and condoms since he’s the town doctor

He likes to take his time working you up, a gentle body massage with some body safe lavender oil

Scented candles in a dim room

Likes to have you pretty much begging for him to touch you before he actually gets to working his fingers inside you

Once he’s pumping his fingers in and out at a slow steady rhythm, the other hands busy gently pinching your nipples

Wants you to cum on his hands first before he slides into you

Once he has his cock inside you he likes to keep the pace slow and steady, hands still roaming your body he snakes one hand between you both to rub encouraging circles on your clit

Whispers soft praise in your ear the whole time

“Your doing so good for me love” “fuck you look amazing under me” “taking me so well, cum for me again I know you can”

Will make you cum a second time before he even thinks about finishing himself

Moans softly in your ear when he cums

After sex cuddles with him are top notch please tell him he did a good job he has anxiety

Shane

Listen, he’s got frustrations and if you’ll let him he’s gonna rough you up in bed

He likes it rough and dirty and he isn’t afraid to be mean in bed (with your consent and discussion before hand of course)

Your safe word is pepper

He’ll work you up with his hands first and mouth first, leaving hickeys and bite marks on whatever exposed skin he can reach while he’s got three fingers pumping in and out of your tight hole at a rough speed

Once your prepped enough he’s manhandling you onto your hands and knees, face shoved in a pillow while he shoves his cock into you

One of his hands has a bruising grip on your hips while the other hand is tucked under you holding a vibrating wand on the highest setting against your clit

He’s pounding into you so hard the beds shaking, you would be worried about breaking it if you could think straight at the moment

Spews absolute filth, he does not shut up

“Fucking take it like a good little slut” “all your good for is taking cock isn’t it? Fucking repeat it” “ah ah don’t try and wiggle away, stay put”

Will absolutely overstimulate you to the point of tears, wants you to sob on his cock

If you want him to he will gently hold your throat but actually choking you beyond a gentle squeeze is something he won’t do

Will spank you

When he cums his grip on your hips tightens as he hissed out a moan

Big on aftercare, will massage any particularly sore spots, run you a hot bath, get you water and a snack, tell you what a good job you did for him and how proud he is of you

He wants you to know he loves you and that it’s just part of a scene when he says your just a little whore and not what he actually thinks of you

Sebastian

Fully flustered mess

Does not know what he’s doing but more then willing to learn

Your probably gonna have to take the lead here as well

Get him all worked up and ready to see him on the verge of tears and begging for you to sit on his cock already

He’s a switch but definitely subby the first time

When you finally seat yourself on his cock he lets out a very shaky moan, dude knows he isn’t going to last long at all but he can’t find it in him to care

He probably lasts like three minutes at most but he’s literally never been inside someone cut him some slack

You do infant cut him slack because it’s the hottest site you’ve ever seen to have this lanky emo man almost crying in overstimulation underneath you

He will use his hands and mouth to make you cum just give him a few moments to recover please

Elliot

A romantic man

Pulls out literally all the stops

Body safe scented rose oil, candles, dim lights, rose petals on the floor and bed

He’s got a bottle of champagne in a bucket of ice on the bedside table

Soft music playing on the radio

He starts by undressing you slowly, leaving a trail of light kisses on each new exposed patch of skin

Leads you to the bed where he lays you down and starts gently massaging you, working his way to your dripping hole where he gently stretches you out with his fingers until your cumming on them

When he finally enters you it’s all slow and sweet, he’s holding your hands, fingers intertwined with yours

Forehead kisses while he whispers in your ear

“Your doing so well for me” “I love you so much” “god you feel amazing around me my love”

Not afraid to moan in your ear, breathy little groans as well

Relishes in all the little sounds you make for him

When he cums he definitely pulls you into a passionate kiss while shoving himself to the hilt inside you

Stays inside you for a little while after while his cock softens so he can feel close to you

Loves after sex snuggles

#stardew fanfic #stardew valley #stardew farmer #stardew x reader #stardew headcanon #stardew marriage #stardew elliott #stardew harvey #stardew sam #stardew sebastian #stardew shane #stardew alex #stardew bachelors #sdv farmer #sdv x farmer #sdv x reader #sdv smut

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evild3ad · 8 months

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my humble Stardew Valley Spouse review, in birthday order 💜 I love my boywives & girlhusbands.

(edited to fix a typo in the graphic lol)

#dont call me an abigail hater shes my first wife ever i just dont have major thoughts #all of them are valid #Thank you to the tumblr user who caught my original typo you're a real one!#sdv #stardew valley #stardew bachelors #stardew bachelorettes #sdv haley #sdv harvey #sdv emily #sdv maru #sdv sam #sdv shane #sdv alex #sdv penny #sdv leah #sdv seb #sdv elliott

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poodlewizard · 11 days

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I MAY like the older men in Pelican Town...

Maybe...

#sdv #stardew valley #stardew valley fanart #sdv harvey #sdv shane #sdv elliott #sdv fanart #stardew #doodles #stardew bachelors #i just think they're neat

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wistfulpoltergeist · 1 year

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I simply had to create more LORE hair for Elliott :D

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shanesbutt · 2 months

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-The only friend in this damn valley

Omg Charlie such a cutie pie 🥰

Sorry if there are mistakes in the text... English is not my native language

@ask-shane 👀👀👀

#stardew #stardew valley #stardew fanart #sdv shane #stardew shane #chicken man #stardew bachelors #my art #art #sdv

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three-penguins-in-a-trench-coat · 4 months

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Imagine how fucking weird it would be to marry the Stardew Valley Farmer

Like, you've lived a happy life in a small town, with friends and family but then BOOM. A smoking hot new farmer hits the town, flirted with you twice and gave you a shiny rock and a plate of food before smacking you in the face with a bouquet and yeeting a pendant around your neck. Congratulations, you just achieved the family life without ever knowing how the fuck you got there. And the person you married is insane.

You're outside feeding the animals and they materialise into existence right in front of you, a sword in one hand, dripping with blood, and their backpack bulging full. "Oh, hey honey." they say before sprinting off like this is the most regular thing in the world.

Things got weirder once they got an incubator. It was alright at first, Kluck may have a shade darker than pitch black and have eyes that burned bright with fire, but you only caught them casting ritualistic spells once. Then when a FUCKING DINOSAUR HATCHED you realised a conversation would be required with the farmer about the eggs they find and whether it was morally acceptable to see what was inside.

Apparently they have a deed to land on a deserted island??? "Nah, it's not deserted! There's an old lady, a crazy scientist and a tarzan living there!" They reply. Apparently they couldn't understand why you were so nervous when you realised they were farming tracts of land in an ancient rainforest, shadowed by a volcano from which you definitely heard ominous shrieks and wailing. The resort they built was quite nice, but when the flippety fuck did they have time to build it?

Occasionally, a man dressed like the night sky appears, but refuses to speak unless the Farmer is alone with them. You caught a glimpse of his skin once, and it was bright blue. The farmer leaves those conversations dazed and distracted. They never talk about them, but in the days after, you often notice them sit and stare into the distance.

You tell yourself that they do not explore the caves in the desert. You tell yourself that because you're already insanely worried by all the other shit the farmer does.

You notice that they enter the sewer a lot, and one day you follow. It's difficult to come to terms with the fact that your partner is friends with a shadow creature, but it did look rather friendly. It heard your footsteps once and ran away, so you decided not to come back.

Some days, new stuff will just... appear. First it giant pillars, that the Farmer swore were important. And then it was little huts, and while you never saw anyone go in or out, all the crops were harvested and neatly organised in piles on the inside. You decide to leave offerings to appease whatever spirits must the huts belong to. One day you get a letter saying thankyou, with 500g attatched. And then there was that day... why the fuck do you need a giant solid gold clock?

After the day the clock appeared, everything changed. Production stopped, they said we now have enough money to live off of for the rest of your lives. The farm got redecorated. Life is beautiful. Occasionally you have dreams, dreams of crying children turning into doves. They reach out for you, and you reach back, sobbing, trying anything to protect them, to ease their pain. Their small, frail hands scrape over yours, but you can never grab hold. You always wake up screaming and can never remember why.

#the spouses have some idea of what the farmer does #but they don't know everything #yes i know some of these aren't in the game #but they were fun to write about #stardew #stardew valley #sdv #stardew farmer #stardew bachelors #stardew bachelorettes

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gomsemarii · 1 year

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fave bachelor yessir

sam | alex | elliott | harvey | shane

#got bored #decided to try pixel art #i actually drew sam too but i haven't shaded him yet #should i make this a series?#should i?#would i?#hmmmm #anyways #heart eyes for sebby #sebastian #sebastian stardew valley #sebastian sdv #stardew sebastian #stardew bachelors #stardew valley #stardew valley fanart #my art #pixel art

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chikichul · 7 months

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My beloved

#stardew harvey #fanart #stardew fanart #stardew valley #stardew bachelors #how does tag works??#I’m so sorry #anyway look at my husband

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blacksoulblackcats · 29 days

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"Rip _ you would've loved _" Trend Ft. The bachelor(ette)s

Rip Alex, you would've loved the TikTok shop and saturdays are for the boys

Rip Elliot, you would've loved Cannibalism used as a metaphor for love and Hozier

Rip Harvey, you would've loved The Bachelor and Keurig

Rip Sam, you would've loved Shoe Gaze and Literal Memes

Rip Sebastian, (my love) you would've loved League of Legends and vape mods

Rip Shane, you would've loved South Park and Crocs

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Rip Abigail, you would've loved Final Fantasy and MLP infected au tiktoks

Rip Emily, you would've loved simply nailogical and cake carts

Rip Haley, you would've loved Pink Whitney and saying "I'm just a girl"

Rip Leah, you would've loved Brittany Broski and The Crane Wives

Rip Maru, you would've loved Chat GPT and Grays Anatomy

Rip Penny, you would've loved Sour Dough starters and Wordle

#stardew valley #sebastian stardew valley #sam stardew valley #sdv #harvey stardew valley #alex stardew valley #shane stardew valley #elliot stardew valley #stardew bachelors #stardew bachelorettes #cozy games #penny stardew valley #abigail stardew valley #maru stardew valley #haley stardew valley #emily stardew valley #leah stardew valley #tiktok trend

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pixellilac · 7 months

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Part 4!

Meet Alastor and Dr. Heidi 🥰

Two more pairs to go!

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babiebom · 6 months

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Pls pls pls do one nsfw alphabet for sdv Sam I luv him sm

A/N: for sure! Since you didn’t pick any letters I went ahead and picked 4 random ones!! Feel free to come back and request whatever if you want something different!!

Tw: sexual content

Alphabet Post Masterlist

A-Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

The cuddliest person in existence ngl. After having sex all he wants is to hold you close with his face in your neck/chest/hair. Dude is the definition of bliss after he cums. Like I know for some guys post nut clarity makes them feel disgusted and shit. For Sam he is just happy, dude has gone to heaven. When he gets out of that cuddling mood he’ll try and clean the two of you up but cleaning up is usually the furthest thing on his mind he literally just wants to be pressed against you.

G-Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Having sex with him is FUN. To him the act of sex is something that should be happy and fun. There is no seriousness with him. A body part makes a weird noise? Don’t worry about it, bodies are weird focus on feeling good. It’s all good vibes with him. Expect him to make jokes afterwards or be like “babe watch me do a kick flip”. Everything is comfortable with him.

K-Kink (one or more of their kinks)

If I am being honest, while I think he could be dominant with the right person, I think he is a more submissive person. Dude would love to have a mommy gf that takes control while having sex. I also think he would like to record porn vids, he would save them on like a laptop or something. Would be super happy if you’re willing to let him upload it to pornhub or Reddit or something. He would edit it to cover your faces and names but recording and uploading is a dream of his.

V-Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

VERY LOUD. you cannot have sex at Jodi’s house because EVERYONE would know. Like god even Haley and Emily next door would know. Dude is not thinking about ANYTHING but how good it feels and keeping it down is not on his mind at all. He whimpers and moans a lot. At first it’s low pitched, but the closer he gets to cumming the higher his voice gets. Literally his volume and sound go up the better it feels. You will always know if he’s having a good time because the sound he makes are unable to be faked by the bliss that’s in his voice.

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