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jackgoodfellow ยท 10 months
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
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Video description:
Jack, a cute fat transmasculine white person with short dark hair, talks animatedly at the camera. His face and neck are covered in spooky black-and-white face paint that makes him look like an off-brand-Junji-Ito version of Frankenstein's monster. He is also wearing opaque mirror Spirit Halloween Store mad scientist goggles on his head, which he puts on and off his eyes throughout the video.
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Transcript:
So.
*clicks tongue*
Good news. It is Halloween. It might not look like Halloween, but it is because I'm writing a Harvest Festival Halloween chapter in my graphic novel, which means it's fucking Halloween, until I say it ain't! ... um unless you don't want to-but it's Halloween.
No, this is not a filter. I did all of this, and the edibles hit right in the middle - I got a little carried away!
But!
Uh...
Yeah, good news isz-Halloween.
Um... *clicks tongue*
Can't think of anything else to say...
*suddenly passionate* I still--! the amount of fucking white paint needed to make me- make the white face paint show up at ALL on my pale-ass-- on my pale, pale skin is insane!! I just--it's nonsense!
*Jack indicates where the white paint ends on his neck*
You can barely tell where it stops, right? There's-- it's showing through in a few places - I spent so long just trying to remember how to paint my face white!
Anyway, good news Hallowee--hapy-- Hap-- ... HAp-ny Halloweens.
*pause*
*cracks up, cackling loudly, a deep belly laugh that makes Jack look like a mad scientist in this outfit*
*stops and looks into the camera with an expression of delighted surprise. and then, in a distinctly fruity manner:*
Oo, I look so spooky!!
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