On the Pjo group chat:

Percy: I AM GOING TO PUNCH GOD IN THE FUCKING FACE!!! IF HE IS EXISTING IM GOING TO GO UP THERE AND KICK HIS SORRY ASS AND WHEN I KILL HIM NEITHER HELL NOR HEAVEN SHALL AWAIT HIM BECAUSE HE CREATED THOSE SO THEY SHALL FALL TO MY WRATH WITH HIM.

Annabeth: sorry he dropped his croissant

*Nico replied to Percy*: sounds good are you hiring? I need some extra de-depressioning I’m running low

Percy: looks like I just got myself a hitman

Nico: let’s blow this shithole like a FUCKING POPSICLE STAND

Annabeth: …

Will: …

(A conversation I had with my friend because our sanity is too far out the window to be reclaimed)

Feral Brozone au

They never lived in the tree. Their parent(s?) Escaped while JD was really little and Spruce was still an egg, so only JD has very vague memories of the rest of the pop trolls. They live out in the wild, starting out at just hard-core survivalists like canon JD. But after the passing of their parent(s) for whatever reason, critter attack or accident idk, they slowly get more and more wild. Especially Branch, who never even got to meet their parents. JD doesn't really know what he's doing, raising kids, and only has what little he picked up from his parents or the critters around them to go by. So he turns their makeshift pod into a giant nest they all sleep together in, he turns to more physical affection and they all begin speaking less. Why use unnecessary words when they understand each other just fine?

Fast forward, we're gonna pretend Viva never got separated from Poppy, and she kinda takes Branch's place in the first (possibly second) movie. She's more paranoid because she came terrifyingly close to being taken, and is traumatized. Her colors are dulled, but not gray. So qhen all the other trolls go gray in the pot, Viva is the only one with a bit of color left. So she cheers Poppy up, and then regains her full color.

After maybe the second movie, when they're exploring the other Troll Genres, they stumble across Feral Brozone. They never actually became a band, so no one knows their names but them. Poppy befriends Branch pretty quickly, and after much coercion and building trust they convince the brothers to come to Pop Village. Peppy recognized JD just enough to know who his parent(s) was, but that's it. Poppy and Viva help them adjust to society, but also start picking up some habits. Like more physical closeness, making a nest in their pod to sleep in, maybe some acapella too lmao. The boys didn't have instruments, but JD loved singing so he started vocalizing the instrumentals for his brothers to learn. I dunno.

I'm bored at work and Trolls still has a death grip on my life.

the way this scene has a chokehold on me :)

He. Him. Help.

Yes sir please sir I mean- ( ﾟAﾟ )

Y’all ever start reading a fanfiction then get addicted to the au and then crave fanfiction OF THE FANFICTION?

Just me? Okay.

Dear native english speakers.

When do I use 'to' and when do I use 'too'. I just cant get it into my head and I'm super self-counscious about it. It stresse me out to a degree it shouln't.

Ó minden6ó Tunbli, halp!

Itt valaki biztos tudja a választ problémára (remélem). *fingers crossed*

Egyéni vállalkozó vagyok, általányadós - a főállásom mellett. És én hülye tegnap tudtam meg, hogy ha vállalkozás van egy címre bejelentve, akkor oda nem jár a rezsicsökkentett energia. Na, most az én vállalkozásom a szüleimhez van bejelentve, és nem szeretném ha ők azért többet fizetnének, mert én éves szinten kiállítok pár csekély összegű számlát. A kéményseprő már betalálta őket - nem lenne jó ha hirtelen megemelnék a díjaikat.

Próbáltam utánanézni a weben, de vagy rossz kereső kifejezéseket írtam be, vagy nem tom, de alig találtam anyagot arról, hogy hol lehet ennek utánanézni, hogy ez vonatkozik-e rájuk vagy, hol lehet kérni, hogy ne vonatkozzon rájuk vagy valami. Könyvelőm nincs, mert nincs túl sok számlám és nem okoz egyelőre gondot ezek kezelése. Van bármi más mód, ahol utána lehetne ennek nézni?

Minden segítséget köszönök előre is! :)

Rewatching the newest Kitchen Scene to see Buddie lovingly staring into each other's eyes just to feel something again

All you dndads fans know swiftli and so do I and I believe that Taylor is has a black cat personality while Linc has a golden retriever personality. Thank you for reading my nonsense.

Imma boop the heck outta ya

Today I binged watched the whole season 1 of why women kill and fuck me it's such a good show!!! Highly recommend. 10/10

I AM NOT PREPARED FOR RITA. BRUH IT JUST STARTED AND IM ALREADY DECEASED.

@borderlineblitz I fully blame you for the spiral im about to go down! 😡😤😭

sorry everyone i have a diseease rn its called loving kamdeuce and its a bit terminal

Y’all ok ..

So I hung out at this girl’s house last night & she had Naruto on. Not really watching it just background noise. And we were drinking / smoking & I notice a scene in the episode that looks familar?? Cant place it until Naruto is doing this specific pose & I was like “omg no fucking way this is that tickle scene where the silver haired guy tickles him” (where he’s by the lake & doing a pose with a sun drawing on his belly)

AND SURE ENOUGH yes it was I WAS TRYING TO KEEP MY COOL & fuck I got so flustered and she’s really cute and I’m too gay & shiiiit I kept it together tho

Wkmdksndkakdkais IS AO3 DOWN??? NONE OF MY LINKS WILL WORK AND GOOGLING IT DIDN'T WORK EITHER PLS I NEED AO3 AKMDDNDNSNSNSSN

What's that post?

I saw a post earlier where someone had made a funny little trap for chickens: looks like a box is gonna drop on the chickens when they step into the bottom area to get to the seed on it. Instead, it's a pit trap and the chicken falls in; little rubber spring things pull the floor closed again and another chicken gets curious about the seed on the box. Repeat.

I CANNOT FIND IT AGAIN AND IT WAS SO FUNNY BUT IT ONLY HAD 2 FUCKING TAGS AND I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY WERE PLEASE HELP

Just smoked a bit with the bestie trying so hard to act normal (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞