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Tungsten's atomic symbol is W, which derives from it's latin name of Wolfram. This is in turn taken from the tungsten mineral wolframite. This is an absolute tragedy. I demand we start calling it Wolfram or Wolframite. Thank you for attending my Ted Talk.
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Damian wouldn't bite except in extreme cases - "who knows where those filthy peasants have been? They are undoubtedly infected with a multitude of diseases. I have been training to fight since birth, it is more than sufficient to ensure that I've no need to resort to such... barbarian tactics."
That said, when he does bite he makes sure to take a chunk out of whoever has pushed him far enough that he must do so.
you'd think dick would be the renowned 'biter' of the batfam from his early days as robin, frequently biting attackers when not really necessary. then jason comes along and is 10x worse, doing it purely for his own amusement.
you think, surely the next one won't want to bite people for fun, and you're right, tim bites people as a defence mechanism instead.
by the time the 4th one comes around, it's statistically impossible for him to be a biter, but low and behold, damian's worse than all three of the previous boys combined. the cherry on top is that unlike the others who only bit for fun, as an attack, or as self-defence, never multiple, this one's standard reaction to anything is to bite it.
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out of context things heard in wayne manor:
bruce: i understand, but pretending you cooked jerry the turkey is not a proportionate response to damian calling you a peasant again
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jason: look there’s a right way and a wrong way to make food. there’s also the bruce way, which is the wrong way except faster and worse
duke: *frantically scribbling notes*
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tim: do you think our relationship was kinda like incest now?
steph, horrified: never open your mouth in my presence again timothy
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dick: so then he’s like—guys. guys are you seriously signing about me in front of my face. i learned it too—hey i do NOT have a butt chin take that back—
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damian: i don’t understand, why does he wear such a ridiculous hat? is it like that margaret poppins woman grayson showed me?
tim, who watched the live action cat in the hat too much as a kid and is about to violently infodump: well you see-
dick: oh god it’s too late
jason: yeah the brats on his own for this one i’m not fucking dealing with that again
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bruce: are you lying?
tim: always. anyway, like i was saying—
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steph: hey what’s up with you and all the redheads
dick: …i’m not discussing this with you
steph, starting to chase him: gingervitus is a serious affliction! you cant run from this
dick, sprinting away: yes the fuck i can
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duke: so is anyone gonna talk about the elephant in the room…
dick:
dick: look i was feeling sentimental and zitka jr. really isn’t any trouble
damian: she is magnificent
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tim: so i dropped out and
duke: wait we can drop out of high school??!!?
bruce: NO.
duke: please bruce ap biology is beating my ass right now
jason: nah tim just got to drop cause bruce was dead and he’s a loser. the real problem is what you’re reading in ap lit right now, because i have thoughts on that curriculum—
duke: i’m not even gonna use half that material in the real world
tim: actually most of our villains have PhDs so their plans are based on pretty real science
duke: not helping timothy
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cass, signing: why are brothers on the ceiling?
jason: tims in timeout from working on his caseload
cass, still confused: yes but why taped to the ceiling
duke: listen if you know a better way of restraining his psycho ass then i’m all ears
cass: and damian?
jason: oh he saw this as free range target practice so he had to go up there too
cass: they are plotting revenge up there
duke: think of it as brotherly bonding
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damian: it’s not my fault he got in the way
bruce: you threw an eclair at lex luthor
damian: i was aiming for drake
tim: bruce we can’t take him anywhere
dick, holding back laughter: timmy you paid four separate people to come to the gala solely to ask lex if they could use his head to see if they had something in their teeth
tim: you have no proof that was me
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duke: look steph, it’s not that we don’t want to help with this
jason: i don’t want to help
duke: it’s more that i don’t think we can physically fit that many people in a shopping cart, and your whole plan kind of hinges on that
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alfred: i’m not mad, just disappointed in you.
every batkid, near tears: sorry alfred
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jason: HE HAD DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY AS THE FUCKING WHAT—
bruce: listen—
tim, mouth full and brain empty: the ambassador to iran. crazy right?
dick: tim please
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I submit to you the entire JL wondering how the fuck Batman raised a creature as pure and joyful as Nightwing... It's not until someone hurts one of the younger bats or associated heroes that they see the resemblance because Nightwing is absolutely terrifying when he wants to be
Love the slight AUs where Bruce as Batman has been a member of the league for ages, but he's somehow managed to keep his assortment of children under the radar.
Because it sets up the wildest misunderstandings within the league. He routinely talks about his babies, his children who are all so sweet and kind and occasionally assholes yes but only because they are young (and traumatized) hell I don't think the league would even be aware that they're adopted. So they're all thinking literal children
Barry: Bats really loves his kids.
Hal: I mean they're babies, wait till they hit the angsty teens and I'm sure we'll be hearing the opposite
Which means the day they finally meet Nightwing they don't know wtf to think. For one thing, how old would he have been when he had this kid???? Should they be worried about that???? And for the other, that is not a baby, that is not a precious little thing.
He could break someone in half. Like a twig.
He won't, but he could. And they can see that. (He's bat trained, they have seen what the bat can do they are not fools)
And they're like, okay. Okay maybe he isn't the baby (he is). He's got younger kids right? He's never said how many, they have 0 clues. They've been expecting 1 child, maybe 2 because he'd said kid in the plural exactly once when comforting an older woman while they were searching for her children in the aftermath of a rough battle.
And then a week later they run into Red Hood. In his leather, with his guns. And he drapes himself across Batmans back with all the self confidence in the world and starts whining about the "Brat" breaking into his safe house.
To steal his dog.
And yet again. He is not baby. He is bigger than Batman. He could probably break Batman in half given the bat didn't put up a fight. But Batman looks at him with probably the softest expression they've ever seen on that mans face and tells him very earnestly that the kid just wants to spend time with his older brother, next time they should try a walk. Maybe go to the zoo.
But probably not one of the babies. They're kind, and gentle, and at least one just loves reading and Bats has been trying to encourage that!!!
And then a day later he mentions his "babies" going for a walk in the park and they all instantaneously lose their minds at the confirmation.
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Moon gets to dress up for Halloween too!
The moon dressed as Saturn.
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Of course he has an alarm; it's built into his watch
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Movies: AAAHH THEY'VE GOT A GUN AAHHHH!!!!!
Reality: The sound of nobody giving a damn because this is America
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Instead of getting sick, people start spontaneously floating during flew season.
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"You good to drive tonight?" The marble wall is cold against Eric's back as he takes a drink of water. They aren't in a rush tonight; nobody's lived in the manor for years, and this is just a small family cemetery. There won't be anyone around to investigate any odd noises.
Luise gives him a sympathetic look. "Sure. Couldn't sleep again?"
"Nope." He hefts his sledgehammer so he doesn't have to talk - not that Luise would try to make him talk. It's part of why he likes her. She's not pushy.
Wham! Wham! Wham!
A few more blows and they're in, flashlights gleaming off marble effigies of people long dead.
"What goodies will we find?" Luise hums, striding toward one of several stone caskets. The marble lid takes some work to get off, but when it moves it gives them an excellent reward: the nobleman inside had been buried in a suit embroidereed with delicate gold thread and a thick necklace.
Luise begins divesting the corpse of its jewels while Eric opens the next casket - it's an art they have down to a science: he opens the boxes and she empties them.
When they've finished with the bodies in the first room, Eric leads the way to a second chamber with just one casket. This one makes him shiver when he gets the lid off - the girl inside looks like she'd died yesterday, not well over a hundred and fifty years ago. Her face is round and full, rather than dried flesh stretched thin over bones.
Eric shares an uneasy look with Luise, shadows shifting across the girl's face with every breath. Something about that thought catches in his mind, but he can't place what's wrong with it.
And then he realizes:
The girl is breathing.
when you were 16 years old, in the late 18th century, you contracted a severe case of yellow fever. When you got the fever, your family sealed you in their family mausoleum for centuries. Unfortunately, this was the moment you found out you were immortal…
#writing prompts#prompt fill#grave robbing#description of corpses#not graphic#minimal research went into this
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Remember if you’re out at a store and someone says “This is a robbery” you can say “no it’s not” and then the robber will leave because theyre a robber and this is no longer a robbery .
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I am SICK and TIRED of seeing so much hate towards Al! Al hasn't done ANYTHING to hurt ANYONE! Al is harmless!
But I can already hear the Al haters out there!
"Al isn't original!" No shit, Sherlock! That's what we love the most about Al.
"People aren't supposed to look like that!" That sounds like a problem between you and God, and frankly, plenty of people like the way Al looks.
"Al is just too WEIRD!" Have you ever thought that you might be to NORMAL to actually appreciate Al?
I think you all need to apologize to Al right now!
APOLOGIZE TO HIM
APOLOGIZE TO WEIRD AL RIGHT NOW!
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Lol I like it.
Danny: this man is on a disgusting combination of steroids, meth, and 5 hour energy. I am concerned.
LMAO what if Danny doesn't even know they keep bugging his place? He's just chilling and doing his thing. Oooh it'd be even better if his own electronics short out sometimes if he hasn't gotten the time or had Tucker do it yet.
So the lights at Danny's place are always flickering because he's not gonna go to the trouble of fixing all the wiring in this shitty apartment when he isn't going to live here long and it could have... side effects... later on. When he breaks his phone it takes him several weeks to get a replacement, and when Tim tries just handing him one Danny cringes as the phone sparks violently and dies.
Danny, working as a cashier: Can I help you?
Tim half-deranged: Please I just want a cup of coffee
Danny squinted, then pulled out a binder: I'm sorry, sir, but you are on the Don't Serve Coffee list. I can offer you some tea instead-
Tim: NO. THIS IS THE FIFTH PLACE. BRUCE CAN'T OWN YOU ALL!
Danny leaning in to whisper: Look, man, I can't give you coffee under the cameras. Meet me in the back alley in twenty minutes and I'll get you a coffee. Bring Cash.
Tim: how much? Five hundred, six hundred or hell even a thousand? I'll bring whatever you want.
Danny: Chill dude, it's a cup of coffee. Three dollars is fine.
Tim: It's not just any coffee! It's my favorite brand and Bruce bought them out just to make sure they wouldn't sell to me anymore!
Danny: okay okay, this coffee means a lot to you. I get it. Twenty minutes alright?
Jason three weeks later in Bat cave: Tim's on drugs! I've caught him trading cash for small containers in a shady alley six times. We need an intervention.
Dick: What?! I thought that was his boyfriend!
Bruce: I also thought that was Tim boyfriend but if it's a drug dealer we have to help him.
Tim hiding in the shadows: shit.
Tim texting Danny: If anyone asks your my secret boyfriend who been making me teas in allies
Danny: who the hell would believe that? But I've had a boring week, so yeah, I'm down to be a pretend boyfriend.
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