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dadbull · 10 months

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#beardedgay #daddy #gay bear #gay dad bod #gay hairy #dadbull #ball belly #ball gut #muscle chub #bear chub #fatboy #fat belly #fat arse

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lunar-years · 1 year

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Lowkey it's hilarious that they never put Jamie in short sleeves even in many of his major scenes to avoid makeup having to do his tattoos on Phil, yet for this episode they let him wear a muscle tank for the all of 8 seconds he was onscreen in the weight room shot.

#i was EXTREMELY bitter he was cropped out of the shot when the team was shown reacting to Roy's rant about his (not) hairy arse. btw.#ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #jamie tartt

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destinationtoast · 11 months

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Vitally important Ted Lasso question, brought to you by seeing Brett Goldstein live recently (he took some audience questions, and this was one):

Trying to prove something to Brett, who got this wrong, and who will definitely -- hopefully! -- never read this poll, but at least I'll know I'm right. ;D

(Also btw I love them all and can't actually stand the thought of killing any of them, so I'm going to assume this is like Films To Be Buried With -- whoever gets killed is off watching their fave films for a while in heaven and may later be resurrected)

#ted lasso #leslie higgins #trent crimm #coach beard #polls #brett goldstein #fmk #films to be buried with #the show was awesome #another question:#how hairy is your arse actually?#XD #op #I just know I've somehow probably messed up this poll despite proofreading and won't be able to edit later #please forgive me if I accidentally killed your blorbo extra times or something

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private85 · 1 month

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yume2kke · 9 months

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buttole

#*british* oi hes got a wittle buttole roight there btwtixt his hairy arse #bunghole perhaps #devilman #akira fudo #genuinely love this screencap it is so funny to me that he is so hairy it looks like pants #have you seen the official art where he just has a ridiculously furry dink???

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legless-fish-on-rollerskates · 1 year

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okay but Roy Kent canonically has a very hairy chest. it's a Whole Thing in season one. Jamie "I wax for my fans" Tartt makes fun of him for it multiple times. we see it when he's changing. Jamie calls it a sweater

and you're telling me that same Roy Kent doesn't have hair on his arse? you're saying that to me? and you're having the entirety of afc richmond corroborate it??

I'm so sorry but I simply Do Not Believe You

#roy kent #ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #i can't decide which is funnier #roy actually having very thick chest hair and no body hair anywhere else #or roy being so visually upset by the insinuation that he has a hairy arse that the entire team just decides to pretend he doesn't

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bigassbowlingballhead · 1 year

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Roy’s duality tonight

Giving into the stare of Rebecca and Keeley, looking like a sad dog as Rebecca yelled at him

And Roy telling Jamie to get back down there and scolding them for not defending his not hairy ass

#I stand by she’s still right about hairy arse #not about his actual ass #he’s hairy and she’s mad at him #so he’s the ass #Rebecca is right as always he’s a hairy arse #Im going to be thinking about get back down there for a while #ted lasso spoilers #Ted lasso

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starry-eyedblog · 4 months

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see what you do?

merry christmas to those who celebrate! this is my gift to you guys. i was able to motivate myself to write out a small drabble based off of this image i posted the other day, enjoy!

warnings/tags: john price x reader, 18+ suggestive content

it’s late at night, the two of you getting ready for bed together. you’re currently stood in the bathroom alone, cleaning all the grime off from the long taxing day. you’re dressed in a simple long sleeve pyjama top and cute underwear, stood on your tippy toes to stare into the mirror, your hips pressed to the marble counter. you don’t notice john walking into the dimly lit bathroom, your eyes shut as you clean the soap off but you feel him, his strong arms wrapping around your waist.

“hiya baby,” you say softly, dragging the cloth down your face gently to wipe off the remaining soap from your cleanser. he doesn’t respond, instead pressing his face into your shoulder to take a discrete sniff of your scent that he can never get enough of. “ready for bed?” you ask, opening up your eyes, eyelashes fluttering a few times to focus on your partner’s face in the mirror.

you chuckle softly at the sight, heart melting at how content he seems with your body flush to his. he’s currently only dressed in grey boxers, his usual attire for bed leaving his warm, hairy chest pressing into your back. “always look so good like this love.” he mumbles into your shoulder and you flush pink. “m’jus gettin ready for bed john, nothin special.” you usher out, grabbing the tub of your nighttime moisturizer and unscrewing the lid.

as your fingers dip into the soft white peaks, you feel john press his body impossibly closer to yours. “miss me that much huh?” you smile as you smear the moisturizer onto your face and rub it in carefully. it doesn’t take you long to massage it into your skin, and soon your placing the tub back onto the counter near the sink. “fuck sweetheart, you really don’t know what you do to me.” he mutters, his voice low and sending a shiver down your spine.

before you can even respond, he’s twirling you round causing your left arm to grab the counter behind you to steady yourself while he gently takes your right hand and guides it down to his crotch where he hold’s your hand there with both of his hands, dwarfing yours. that’s when you feel it, how achingly hard he is. fuck, he’s practically leaking through the fabric.

“see what you do?” he rasps, looking up from where your hand is resting to stare at your pretty face. you slowly trail your eyes up to meet his, a pink flush settling on your face. “that jus from me getting ready for bed?” you ask, voice quiet and almost strained. he nods, neither one of you moving your hands. “everythin’ you do turns me on love.” john purrs and his hands squeeze around your right hand gently.

you’re in a state of surprise and arousal, unable to comprehend how he’s this hard just from watching you do your nighttime skin routine. but god, is it hot. “why don’t we take care of it then?” you whisper, giving his hard cock a nice squeeze that has hips bucking up slightly and a groan tumbling from his mouth. “fuckin minx,” he gasps before he’s letting go and quickly pulling you over his shoulder in a fireman lift, bringing a quick swat down on your arse that has you squealing.

“you’re not gonna be sleeping for awhile princess.” john states, carrying you into the bedroom with ease.

@bjornthebearguy

#john price #john price x reader #john price call of duty #john price cod #tw suggestive #price call of duty #call of duty #call of duty modern warfare

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dadbull · 11 months

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Round belly

#beardedgay #daddy #gay bear #gay dad bod #gay hairy #dadbull #ball belly #ball gut #fat gut #gay gainer #fatboy #fat arse

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call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes · 1 month

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Price: John MacTavish, get your hairy arse to my office RIGHT NOW!

Ghost and Gaz look at each other trying to guess what Soap did now.

Soap: I hate you.

Soap: You both know my arse isn’t hairy and none of you tried to defend my honour!

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captainfern · 7 months

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Cowboy price ???

save a horse ride a cowboy

18+, gn!reader

yeehaw

he’s just so solid and big, arms bulging if he’s wearing the type of flannel shirt that he can roll up to his elbows

hairy AHH yeah. and he smells so good, woody smoke from his cigar and his campfire, his natural musk from a day riding in the sun, the bitter aroma of gunpowder, the faint smell of warm leather and distilled whiskey

damn

he catches sight of you in the saloon (bar) and immediately falls in love. you’re so pretty sitting there, surrounded by other cowboys that could no way treat you like the pretty thing you are (aka, the way he would treat you)

cowboy hat rule 100% — gets talking to you, and puts his hat on your head, admires you wearing it and he just can’t wait to take you for a ride

not just on his horse

god when he fucks you for the first time it’s rough and wild and dirty — all things a good cowboy should be. he fucks you outside by his campfire deep in the woods, stars twinkling overhead. not that you could see them, anyway, since your face was in the dirt and your arse was in the air

cowboy!price fucks you into the ground, hips slapping against your backside, shunting you into the soft grass. he pulls and rubs at the fat of your hips, thighs and arse, obsessed with the feel of you

he loves how tight you are, like you were made for him, hole swallowing his cock so well that he held off coming too early

you’re moaning and whimpering and he’s encouraging your sounds, praising you for moaning his name, praising you for letting him fuck his fat cock into your tight hole

he’ll degrade you a bit for letting the other cowboys talk to you :( telling you how much of a naughty little thing you were, asking if you wanted to be a whore for anyone else but him (of course you didn’t!)

makes you come round his cock twice before he pulls out and comes all over your back, then smears his seed across your skin, groaning and growing hard again at the sight :(

then, he’ll have you ride him— your hole sinking down onto his cock and making him grunt and groan

yep yep cowboy!price is a grunter he told me himself !!

you ride him so well :( feeling the hair on his chest and back with your hands, the hair on his legs and thighs against your legs, the hair on his pelvis against yours — he was just so deep, you were so full

he grunts and growls as you milk his cock and after you come again, he finally comes inside you, filling you hot and thrusting to shove it further inside you, mumbling “mine, mine, mine” and chants of your name

very possessive. very grumpy to anyone else but you <3

has a beard like this 🙏 ^^

god I’m horny for this ty hun 😩

#captainfern #captainfernsalutes #captain john price #call of duty #captain price #captain price smut #should i write a fic about this later #tempted

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konigsblog · 5 months

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all i can think about is dadbod könig and his chubby, somewhat muscular stomach...

head rested against his abdomen as he eats you out, trying to get you to suck him off by rubbing his big dick back and forth against your pretty face. yet, you're too drunk off the sensation of his warm, wet tongue rubbing against your gummy insides. unable to think about anything other than the way he drags his tongue back and forth.

he'd totally be into morning sex. god, könig — but dadbod könig especially — always gets morning wood. he can't be arsed getting up and showering to jerk off their, he'd rather push your face into his musky, sweaty, hairy chest and slide into your hole after waking you up. you're a mess and absolutely stinking of him, attempting to drag him into the shower.

dadbod könig would 100% be into food play, especially whipped cream. he'd have you suck him off, putting whipped cream on his cock so that it drowns out the taste of his bitter, pearly cum. or spraying it on your thighs so he can lick it up, gradually getting closer. the anticipation of him eventually grabbing your hips and angling them towards his face to eat you out is causing you to become dumb and needy. with your thighs wet with cum and addicted to the way he licks your cunt.

dadbod könig and size kink will always leave me hot and flustered... he's into manhandling too, he'd love to wrap his hands around your waist and fuck you down like you're some fleshlight. he cums all deep inside you while you're holding his wrists tightly, moaning and eyes rolled back at the wetness pooling at your pussy.

dadbod könig and crowded areas too. anywhere where he's able to push himself right against you and cover you in his scent, könig enjoys. fucking you slowly and sloppily while you moan at the sweat and musk assulting your nostrils.

:333

#orla speaks #könig #könig call of duty #konig cod #konig mw2 #konig call of duty #konig x reader #könig cod #könig x reader #könig mw2 #könig fanfiction

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imyourbratzdoll · 10 months

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sunbathing on the beach with ari levinson🤭

hi baby! I'm so sorry for taking so long to complete this, but I hope you like what I wrote!

summary - you and ari are sunbathing at the beach, and he decides he wants to make love to you right then and there.

warning - smut, soft sex, swearing, fingering, creampie, public sex.

18+ only please, the gif I use isn't mine, divider by @newlips

Ari couldn’t stop staring at you. You looked like a goddess, your skin glistening in the sun, and your tiny bikini moulded to your body perfectly. He couldn’t help but pull you flush against his large hairy chest, holding you close to him. Ari nuzzles his face into your neck, peppering kisses along your smooth flesh, smiling as you giggle softly. “Ari! That tickles!” You move as close to him as possible, loving his warmth. “What’s made you all needy?”

Ari’s hands move up and down your sides, as he continues to kiss your neck. “Just love you, baby. You’re so beautiful.” You can feel his lips brushing against a sensitive part of your neck, causing you to tingle between your legs, a wet patch forming as the slick builds with every touch. You moan, arching your back as Ari begins to suck on that spot. Your arse brushes against his thick bulge. “Relax for me, baby. Just gonna touch you a bit.” His hand slides between your legs, cupping your cunt. “So wet already. You like the thought of being caught, don’t you?”

You nod, whining as he begins to rub your swollen button. His hand slides beneath your bottoms, spreading your slick around. You whimper as Ari circles your clit before moving down to your entrance and slowly pushing his fingers in. “Ari… Oh, it feels so good…” You clutch his wrist, trying to pull his hand closer, deeper inside of you.

You pout as he slowly pulls his fingers out of you, flipping you so you are lying on your back. You blink and look up at him, softly smiling as you see the love in his eyes. “Gonna make love to you now, baby. Is that okay?” You nod, feeling yourself throb. Ari grips your chin softly between his fingers. “I need words, baby. You know the rules.”

“Yes, Ari. Need you so bad, please.” You softly moan as he pulls your bikini bottoms off, followed by his trunks. Your eyes fall to his member, feeling yourself drool at the sight of his thick, throbbing cock. His large mushroom tip leaks with precum, and your mouth hangs open, and you reach for it, but Ari stops you, and you pout.

“This isn’t about me, baby. Now open your legs.” You spread your legs, obeying Ari and feeling yourself get more wet as he strokes his member before lining himself with your entrance. You whine as Ari pushes in, stretching and filling you so perfectly. “Fuck, baby. You always feel so fucking good.” He leans down, pushing in more as he rests his forehead against yours, his lips touching yours softly. Ari begins to thrust slowly, grunting as you squeeze him. He cups your cheeks, resting his elbows on either side of your head, picking up his pace and angling his thrusts into your g spot.

Your eyes flutter closed, feeling safe and warm in his embrace. You wrap your arms around his thick waist, gripping his back and digging your nails softly into him. Your back arches as he continues to move, holding you closer to him. His hand rests on your lower back, supporting you. Your lips move slowly against each other, and you feel your orgasm approaching. Your core tightens, walls pulsating around him before you release and cum against him. “Ari… Ari, oh…” Your eyes roll to the back of your head, and your body sags back into the towel.

Ari groans, watching you with soft eyes. He fucks deep into you, feeling his cock twitch and his balls tighten. “I’m going to cum, baby.” His voice is so soft, and you hum as it reaches your ears. Your heart warms as he surrounds you. Ari grunts, closing his eyes as he empties himself inside of you, burying himself deep so his cum doesn’t leak as quickly. He leans forward, pressing a soft kiss on your forehead. “I love you so much, baby.” Ari pulls you closer, hugging you against his body, not pulling out of you.

“I love you too, Ari.” You mutter, feeling yourself drift into a peaceful slumber.

thank you for reading!

feedback and reblogs are greatly appreciated.

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ralkana · 3 months

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Fluffbruary, Day 4

February 4: camera | lush | beau

Dream of the Endless / Hob Gadling

Rated M

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It's warm in the flat. Too warm for Hob, who has the sheets rucked down to his waist so he doesn't overheat. Unlike his Dream, his love, beside him, who hates to be cold or uncovered, especially in the waking world. He is covered to his neck, everything tucked away, except for his head, pillowed on Hob's shoulder, and his hand, nestled in the thick hair on Hob's chest, curled over his heart.

He imagines them briefly from above and chuckles. They'd look like a scene from a sitcom, where the sheets must be L-shaped so as not to flash a bit of tit.

Dream hums questioningly, and Hob shakes his head and presses a kiss to Dream's hair.

"Nothing, love," he says. "Bit of nonsense."

Dream cuddles closer, which never fails to send a thrill zinging through Hob - Dream! wants him! - and Hob sighs happily as Dream cards his fingers again through the hair on Hob's chest, scratching gently.

"Glad you don't mind the fur," he says. "I know there's a lot of it."

He can feel Dream frown against his shoulder.

"It is pleasing," Dream says, and Hob can't help but grin. "And it is part of you. Why would I not like it?"

Hob shrugs. "Some people don't. On themselves, or others." He smoothes his hand up and down the bare perfection of Dream's back under the sheet. "Some people wax to feel more like you."

"This I remember," Dream tells him. "It has ever been thus."

Hob wonders briefly, what he would look like, feel like, as Dream is now. Nothing but the hair on his head and around his cock. He is incredibly hairy, he knows, always has been. He wonders if Dream would like him to -

"No." Dream says sharply, and Hob yelps as Dream's hand curls tightly into a fist, pulling at the strands of chest hair caught there. "No, beloved, I would not wish you other than you are."

Dream uncurls his fist and strokes his hand over Hob's chest and up his shoulder to tangle his fingers in the hair at the nape of Hob's neck. He shifts closer to rub his cheek along Hob's chest, curling his leg over Hob's thigh, rasping pleasantly against the hair there.

Hob's breath catches at the sensation, his hand sliding up the smooth skin of Dream's thigh to cup Dream's arse, hold him closer.

"You are beautiful, my Hob, and I would have you spread over me, a cloak fit for a king."

"God, love, the things you say," Hob groans, shivering as he clutches at Dream, breathes him in. He noses at Dream's forehead, his cheek until Dream lifts his head, his eyes dark, vast and glittering.

"As you wish, my lord," Hob murmurs with a laugh, gasping as Dream tugs at his hair. Pulling Dream into a hungry kiss, Hob slowly rolls them, his body covering Dream and pressing him into the mattress as they lose themselves in each other once more.

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Read the word "lush" and immediately thought of our dear hirsute sunshine boy!

Thanks to @fluffbruary for the inspiration and @ladytian for the help and cheerleading!

#dreamling #centennial husbands #dream of the endless #hob gadling #the sandman #fluffbruary #fluffbruary 2024 #my immortal sunshine boy #my sad wet king of cats #my fic #tumblr fic #fic challenges

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chubbycelebs · 5 months

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Nick Jonas Fattening Holiday

Nick had just finished a huge world tour with his brothers and was extremely exhausted. He knew he needed a long break from it all, and so he planned to get away on a boat, just for him to relax on.

Before he went, he was clearing out his dressing room. When he stumbled across a box that was on his dresser. He hadn't seen this box before so he was very intrigued as to what it was. He saw their was a note on the box so read it. The note read "These are to help you relax on your break. Hope it fills your needs - J" How odd Nick thought. But still interested he opened the box. In the box was a perfectly round, pink, shiny and sweet doughnut. The sweet smell hit him in the face and his mouth instantly started watering. He thought how nice it was to whoever gave him this to leave it for him. He picked up the doughnut and took a huge bite of it. The sweet icing and the pillowing pastry just melted in his mouth. It was the best thing he ever tasted in his life. Without even realising he had already finished the doughnut. He licked his fingers and then binned the box, very satisfied with the sweet treat left for him. After cleaning and getting home, Nick undressed ready for bed as he had a lot of travelling to do the next day. As he slipped off his shirt and noticed how bloated his belly looked.

He rubbed his belly with his hand feeling the hairs along its bloated surface. He shrugged off the extended gut as him just over eating today and he relaxed into his bed. He wasn't put off by his bigger stomach at all, in fact it felt nice and warm, but he knew it would go down by the morning.

However by the morning his stomach had in fact not gone down. As he groaned and stretched getting out of bed, he felt a warm feeling on his belly. As he got up and stumbled to the mirror, he noticed his belly did not go down over night, but had grown. His gut was bigger now, bigger than a bloat. It even stuck out from the sides now. He placed his hands on the big belly and felt that it wasn't hard but was soft like fat. Yet again though he didn't feel distressed but he felt warm and comfortable with it. And he had no time to stress about it. He had to get ready for his holiday.

As Nick arrived on his big boat, he couldn't wait to get into his swimming trunks and go out and lay on the boat deck, maybe go for a swim. Nick dumped his bags into his bedroom and stripped off into nothing. He stood there naked, going through his stuff looking for a pair of trunks. He then pulled out a pair of navy speedos. He didn't realise he had packed these but he couldn't be bothered to find anything else to get changed to so he settled for these. As he pulled them over this feet and up his legs, there was some resistance as he got to his thighs. They were very tight and hard to pull up. He began jumping, yanking them higher. It got tighter when he reached his thick cheeks, having to really pull hard as to get them in. Once he finally squeezed his body into the small speedos, he was out of breath and now hungry. He went to the kitchen on the boat and saw some take out on the side. He grabbed the bag and sat down out on the deck.

He felt his belly turn to rolls and roll over the top of his speedos. As he was eating his burger he looked at his hairy jelly belly and felt that warm sensation once again. He wasn't mad about it at all. And plus he was on a break, he can let him self go a little bit.

But it was becoming more then just a little bit.

Over the next few days, Nick's unexplained expansion was becoming more apparent. His body was pushing further outwards, his legs and arms, once muscle clad now looked like sausages, His chest, thick and soft like two burger buns, his arse becoming thicker and harder to squeeze into clothes. The main event, his belly, was growing the fastest. There was no way to hide his softening frame now, his belly had become too apparent.

All around the boat was unexplained bags of fast food too. Every morning there would be a family sized order of food that he just could't resist. By lunch the same would happen and by dinner time the same again. How could he complain though? Getting free take out food for every meal? Who would complain about that.

His body was struggling to be contained however. He was already expanding at an alarming rate, but with the mix of stuffing himself with fast food, the lazy hog couldn't stop growing. He had to spend most of his days in skin tight speedos as they were the only thing he could squeeze over his huge body.

One morning as he was gorging on a large burger, he noticed a paparazzi van on the shore. Nick, unaware of how drastic his changes were, went onto the boat deck to flex his desired body. He was used to paparazzi showing up whilst he was on holiday to snap a pic of his hot bod. However they weren't taking pictures of his hot body, instead documenting his hog body.

It became big news seeing how big Nick Jonas had gotten. Just a few days ago at his last show he was in such good shape, and now the only shape he resembled was a circle. But Nick was blissfully unaware of his situation. All he wanted to do was enjoy his holiday and enjoy all the food left for him.

It wasn't long before the first week of his holiday was over. He woke up on his final day and rolled out of bed, his belly making it impossible to sit up. Nick picked up the only thing that fit him now, his navy speedos, and made his way to the top deck of the boat. As he barely fit into the speedos, he looked out at the view on the boat. Just then he smelt the delicious scent of take out food. He turned around and saw that his brother Joe was standing there with his food. "Joe what are you doing here?" Nick asked smiling but confused.

"I've been here the whole time Nick. I've been feeding you all this fast food all week." Joe took a few steps closer to Nick. "Remember that doughnut Nick?" How could Nick forget, it was the best doughnut he's ever had. "Well you see, I gave you that doughnut. And it was laced with rapid weight gain powder and so is all the food I've been giving you. That's why you now look like a whale."

Nick looked confused. He looked down at his body and indeed he was huge. How had he not realised. "But why?"

"Everyone thinks you're the hot Jonas Brother. I'm jealous of you Nick so I made you fat so people would like me more."

"But I don't care Joe. I don't mind this" he jiggled his belly. "Now can I have the fast food I'm starving"

Joe was shocked. What had he turned his brother into? He was a greedy expanding hog now, mindlessly eating and growing huge. Nick couldn't care less. He just wanted to eat and relax. If that led to him becoming a huge whale of a man then so be it. Bring on the fat.

As by request, here is a story about Nick Jonas weight gain. I hope you enjoy this story, its nothing crazy but enjoy! Thinking of doing a part 2 with his brother possibly following his footsteps. Let me know what you think of that idea!

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