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nicherayyy · 1 year

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ok. i have the most amazing idea. child reader, but they're from south park and hung around stan's group all the time before moving. (the list of crimes is astronomical, just like cartman and them). basically la squadra and south park! child! reader. bonus points if they have immortality like kenny

Anon you are genius!! And South Park is literally one of my fav shows

TW: cursing, mention of really disturbing crimes and cannibalism (not from reader's side ofc) but it's South Park so there's nothing to be shocked with

La Squadra x Child! South Park! Reader

No one in La Squadra has any idea how they ended up in this situation.. with you.. the most feral 8 year old they ever saw.

Risotto def didn't expect this, I mean, you're just a child, what can go wrong?

Everything.

Everything goes wrong.

At first he didn't even want to tell you about the whole assassin thing. Cuz you know, you're a literal child. You actually found out by accident, finding some random documents on Risotto's desk.

And the last thing Ris wanted was to scare you. He was about to explain himself and that whatever they do, they have no intentions to hurt you while you just listened, like.. it didn't even bothered you?

The only thing you said was:

"Dude I don't really care what you do for a living"

The poor man was too stunned to speak.

Prosciutto HATES your cursing habit. Sometimes he thinks you're an old sailor that saw some things, not a child. You've got a bigger vocabulary than the whole La Squadra combined, I'm not even joking.

He tried to make you stop cursing, he really did.

Pros, in fact, didn't succeed.

"Oh fuck"

"Language"

"Shut up old fart"

"What did you just say??"

Yeah, he can't do this anymore.

Poor Pesci is terrified. How can a child be like.. this??! Children must be naive and innocent, but you?? Ohhh you're the other case.

You actually find it funny that Pesci is so scared of your stories about your old times in South Park. Pls stop traumatising him.

And you're just telling this at random times, which scares him even more.

"Oh, that's a nice chili, I remember my friend ate something like that once"

"Oh.. was it with beef too?"

"No, it was with his enemy's parents"

"WHAT"

Can I just say no one ate chili that day?

Illuso thinks it's amusing, really.

"I'll pay 200 lira if you go and say all curse words you know to Formaggio right now"

"400 lira and we have a deal"

But I won't lie, your stories are scaring him sometimes.

"You know I died once"

"Eh??"

Sometimes he thinks you saw more than him.

Formaggio really likes your stories. But one small issue, he thinks that most of your stories are a joke. Because how can an 8 year old saw so many disturbing things? Of course, it must be just your imagination.

Oh how wrong he was.

"I once was arrested for starting a Peruvian flute band with my friends"

"Haha, yeah, nice"

"And the government sent us to Peru"

"Of course, I believe you"

Actually, Melone is more interested in all your "I died once" thing. Like how?? You just rise from the dead?

"Dude, chill, my friend literally does the same"

So there's another immortal child?? What are you two, Jesus??

"I don't know it's because of some shitty cult I guess?"

"What cult??"

But anyway, he's interested in you in scientific way and doesn't care much about your little crime stories.

Ohhh, Ghiaccio and you are buffing every day. Morning, day, and night.

You just take any opportunity to piss him off. One day for example you pronounced your words wrong (he still remembers that).

Or you can start an argument with him about anything. No matter how small it is. The whole team now tries to distract you so they won't hear Ghiaccio's screams.

"Would you ever stop being so annoying?"

"I don't know, would you ever stop being such a bitch?"

And there it goes.

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anjaelle · 1 year

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hii, can you write a dave lisewski x reader where reader is new at school and he volunteers to give her a tour of the school. Dave thinks she is really pretty and wants to be her friend, he asks questions about her and finds out that she likes comics and superhero’s just like he does and he asks her to come to his house after school to watch a new marvel movie that just came out. she says yes and they watch the movie at his house. during the movie dave just can’t keep his eyes off of her and he’s so in love with her even though he just met her.The movie ends and he walks her home because it’s getting late and he doesn’t want her to possibly get into some kind of danger. when they make it to her house( he finds out that they live close to one another) she thanks him for being so kind to her and kisses him on the cheek. he blushes and wishes her a goodnight. from then on they become great friends and maybe even more. (SORRY THIS IS SO LONG, js wanted it to be detailed so it’s easier for you!!🤭)

@baddestdu0y3t

Pairing: Dave Lizewski x New Girl!Reader

Warnings: None. Except general teen awkwardness?

a/n: Ok so I'll be honest and say that I haven't written for highschool characters since I was a highschooler myself about 10-11 years ago. So I'm admittedly a bit rusty. I probably won't make this a regular thing, because I don't really think I'm good at it haha. And I changed some things around and cut some things out for brevity, but kept the important bits. It kind of feels like a coming-of-age romcom.

(gif source)

--x--

Dave would happily get stabbed and hit by a car twenty more times if it meant he wouldn't have to deal with the current situation he was in. He'd dripped oil from his bacon egg and cheese in his lap, and tried to clean the stain with soap and water, which created an almost bigger stain. The hand dryer in the mens room wasn't working, there were no paper towels, and he was running late to homeroom. Todd gave him a sympathetic pat on the back and offered the ever-helpful comment, "Don't freak. It'll dry eventually."

But it'd been a half hour, and it hadn't dried completely. A few people passed him with looks of disgust.

This day was already turning out to be shit, and it was only 9 AM. He shoved his head in his locker, wishing that a sinkhole would form in the middle of the school and swallow him whole. As the hallway cleared, he noticed you looking down at at a paper and distractedly walking in one direction before turning a corner and disappearing. You then turned back around and walked past him again in the other direction, with a furrowed brow and a pouting lower lip. When you turned to pass him a third time, he closed his locker and awkwardly leaned up against it.

"Hey! Are you lost?" He nearly shouted at you. You stopped short, startled out of whatever daze you were in, and looked at him as if you didn't even notice there was another person in the hall until now. Any plans he had to have a normal conversation left him immediately. He cut his eyes away from you. It was like staring into the sun.

"Hi." You re-adjusted your bag on your shoulder, "And yeah. This school is way bigger than my old one and I'm kinda turned around."

"Oh, yeah, totally, for sure. It's--yeah, it's big." He said awkwardly pulling at the straps of his backpack, "I mean, the school is big. The halls are big. It's a maze. Even I still get lost sometimes, and I've been here almost 4 years."

God, Dave, shut the fuck up.

You giggled at him and he felt his cheeks warm at the sound of it.

"Um, can you help me?" You asked, quirking your head to get a better look at him.

"Sure. Yeah, I can walk you to your next class."

You smiled at him and he smiled back, revealing the cutest dimples you'd ever seen.

"What about your class?"

He peeked at your schedule and his brows disappeared under the curls on his forehead, "We have the same homeroom. So we'll be going the same way."

He was very different from the boys you talked to at your previous school. You thought of what your old friends would say about him. You weren't super popular or anything, but you navigated most social spaces with relative ease. It also meant hiding a lot of yourself. Dave had a kind face and warm eyes that studied you with a sense of eager curiosity that flattered you. Incidentally, you were curious about him too.

When you introduced yourself to him and shook his hand, you noticed immediately how strong his grip was and his calloused palms. Most guys you knew with hands like those played contact sports. He didn't seem like the type, at first glance. He seemed to notice your surprise but didn't quite understand the reason behind it.

"Sorry if my hands are sweaty," he said, instinctively wiping them on his pants.

You rushed to ease his fears, "No they weren't! You're fine." And then, "Do you play sports?"

"Nope. I mean...sometimes I play Wii Tennis. I don't know if that counts though."

You giggled again, "I think that counts."

Interesting. Maybe he did woodworking or mechanic stuff like your dad. You made a mental note for later.

You both strolled down the hall in no real rush to make it to your destination as you talked. He was incredibly animated and spoke with his hands when he got into the groove of the conversation. And when you talked about your old school or your family, he actively listened and asked even more questions.

"You're really cool," he finally said, breathlessly. If you could visibly blush, you're sure you would've. You've been called a lot of things, but never "cool" with such earnestness. "I just wish I'd met you when I didn't have bacon stains on my pants."

He looked down at himself again and grimaced at his own misfortune. You could almost laugh at how resigned he was. Like this was just an everyday thing he had to deal with.

"You could just do what the girls do when we have stains on our pants," you suggested. He quirked a questioning brow and you motioned with your hands. "Tie your hoodie around your waist. It'll hide the stain pretty well, I think."

His eyes widened like you'd revealed the secrets of the universe to him, "I...didn't even think of that."

He immediately took his backpack off and dropped it to the ground to unzip his hoodie. When you noticed his tee shirt, you heard an eager gasp slip from you before you could really stop it. His shirt had the different sketched out iterations of Batman's costume designs over the years, which included a mix of his comic and movie suits.

"I just really like your shirt." You explained as he tied his sweater around his waist. "I was raised in a DC household. My dad has a big box of old school batman comics in our basement that I used to poke through when I was a kid."

His face lit up at your confession, "You like comic books?"

"I used to. I mostly just watch the movies now. The good ones, anyway." You said, shrugging. In truth, you hadn't picked a comic up since middle school. You missed reading them sometimes, but you never really had anyone to talk about them with. So you just stopped. You explained as much to him and he hummed in thought.

"Well, you can always talk about them with me. Do you like Marvel, too?"

You scrunched your nose up at him and he gasped.

"I'm sorry," you couldn't help but laugh at his dismayed expression, "I just think most Marvel movies are corny. And the comics can be a little soap opera-y to me. Maybe I'll give the comics another try, but I don't think I've seen any recent movies other than Black Panther and Thor Ragnarok."

When he thought about it, he couldn't really blame you for feeling that way, "If you had to choose, would you say that those were your favorites?"

"Nope," you admitted, "My favorite is Captain America: The Winter Soldier."

"And not Civil War? That one's my favorite."

You shook your head as you both approached the door to your homeroom, "I may have only seen it in parts. I don't really remember it."

He bounced on the balls of his feet nervously and pushed his glasses up the bridge of his nose, "Well if you wanted...we could watch it at my house next Saturday. Only if you want. My dad and my friend Todd will be there, so it won't be just us. But they won't be weird either. At least, I don't think so."

You smiled at him as he babbled on, only reaching out to lightly touch his arm. "Let me ask my mom. She might ask for your dad's number, if that's okay?"

A small smile graced his pretty face.

He nodded, "Totally."

Todd wasn't super happy with the idea of you joining their movie night. But Dave watched him warm up to you until you were both practically friends, too. He felt a twinge of jealousy at how quickly you two got along, but he summed that up to just how friendly and easy to talk to you were. He knew the movie front to back, so he couldn't help but watch you study the movie with deep interest to see how you reacted to his favorite parts. When all was said and done, the three of you sat in the living room discussing Civil War and if you were Team Cap or Team Stark. You all seemed to be in agreement that Tony was a war criminal who indoctrinated child soldiers. But you all were in disagreement about whether Tony deserved to have his ass kicked by two super soldiers.

"He literally didn't even know that he did anything wrong!" You argued to Todd, who rolled his eyes.

"You're only saying that about Bucky because you think he's hot."

"Maybe so," you admitted, "but my point still stands. He was brainwashed, he wasn't responsible."

"So you wouldn't be upset if I killed your parents, and Dave knew but hid it from you, and then beat you up when you found out?" The blond asked, popping a pretzel in his mouth, "I dunno. I'd be pretty upset."

"That's different, Dave would tell me." You responded with a coy wink at your new best friend.

Todd groaned, "You think he'd throw me under the bus for you?"

"I mean--" Dave cut in, pushing himself from the couch to stand to his feet and stretch, "--she is really pretty. And she smells nice. You're not as pretty and you just smell like Axe."

Todd gasped in mock hurt and you motioned to yourself as if to say "look at the material."

When 9:00 hit, you said goodbye to Dave's father who invited you and your family back for dinner, and hugged Todd goodbye.

"You're still wrong about Tony." He mumbled.

"You're in denial."

"You're In denial."

When you broke away to hug Dave he hesitated, "I was going to walk you home if that's okay with you. No pressure. I just...Uber is expensive on Saturday nights, and I know you don't live too far. But I don't want you to feel unsafe."

You noticed Todd shoot an odd glance at Dave before schooling his features. You made another mental note, but nodded.

"Sure, thanks."

You still weren't used to how long city blocks were. So even though you lived only a few blocks away, it felt like so much longer. Despite everything, you were surprised by how quiet this section of Manhattan was at night. Some people milled about, either going to or coming from someplace else. The air was brisk enough to add a jolt of energy to your system, but it still wasn't so cold that you felt any rush to get home.

"So what's up with the callouses?" You suddenly asked. Dave seemed confused by the question, so you grabbed his hand and held it up to him, then turned his hands over to show his reddened knuckles.

"Oh. I-I'm a...boxer. I box." He stammered, shoving his hands in his pockets.

"Really?"

"Yeah. Only my dad and Todd don't know. So don't, like, bring it up around them. They'd freak out."

You hummed, "Okay."

He let out a sigh of relief. A sharp gust of wind from a passing wind tunnel chilled you to the bone, and you looped your arm through his.

"Oh!" You said, surprised.

"Are you cold?" He leaned in closer to you, "We can walk faster if you want."

"I just..my hands are a bit cold." That didn't explain the way you were wrapped around his arm like a boa constrictor. But he didn't seem to mind. He shifted his hand in his sweater pocket.

"There's some room."

You felt your stomach flutter when his hand brushed against yours in his sweater pocket. The flutter turned into a rapid thud when his fingers laced through yours. Despite how ice cold your hands were, he didn't pull away.

"Is that okay?" He asked, shyly, fully prepared to move his hand if you objected. You gave his fingers a small squeeze.

"It's great, actually."

You carried on the casual conversation for another few blocks before stopping at a newly renovated brownstone. He realized then that your family definitely had more money than his.

"Here we are."

You slipped your hand out of his grasp when you realized you still had it in his pocket.

"So...I'll see you monday?" He asked, fidgeting with a loose piece of string on his sleeve.

"Of course."

"Awesome."

"Yeah."

You looked him over one last time before you parted ways. He was your first real friend since you moved, but you still felt like there was so much about him that you didn't know. Not because he was particularly secretive, but because you felt like there was more to him than he let on. You unconsciously reached up and moved a curl away from his eyes. A small smile pulled at the corner of his mouth, in response.

"What?" He asked.

"Nothing," you said, "I just think you're really cool, Dave Lizewski."

His smile bloomed into a wide grin, exposing the deep dimples in his cheeks. "You're cool, too. Probably the coolest person I know, actually."

Your heart was thudding in your ears when you leaned up to press a gentle, lingering kiss to his cheek. Before you pulled away, you heard him gasp softly in surprise.

You suddenly felt your phone vibrate in your pocket and checked to see that it was your mom asking where you were.

You usually let your mom know ahead of time when you were on your way home, but you felt uncharacteristically out of sorts. You shot her a quick text letting her know you were outside.

"I hate to do this," you said, finally breaking him out of his stupor, "I really have to go now. Mom's asking questions. Text me when you get home, okay, Curly?"

You gently touched his arm and climbed the steps of your house to the front door. He gave you a weak thumbs up, but he still stared at you with a shocked, flushed face. "G-gotcha."

"And don't forget."

"I won't. I promise."

When you finally shut the door behind you, you peeked out of the small eyehole to watch as he touched his face in surprise and walked down the street in the wrong direction.

#jaelle writes #aaron taylor johnson x black!reader #dave lizewski #dave lizewski x reader #atj x reader #aaron taylor johnson x reader

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cevansbaby-dove · 6 months

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Let me go part 3.

Paring: Chris Evans x Reader

A year passes since you last saw chris and all though you got over the pr agreement you still can't help but miss him.

Then your scrolling Instagram when you see him in a ad. You look at him and turn your phone off and then his mother texts you.

Lisa: Hello Y/N hope you are well, I was reaching out to invite you to our Halloween party this weekend, if not then that's okay too your always welcome to our home.

You text her back.

Y/N: Hi Mrs Evans...i would love to stop by this weekend. thanks for inviting me 🥹

Lisa: You're very welcome see you this weekend.

You turn your phone off and your best friends stops by for the night. You and her are on the couch and you two talk about thngs and they you bring up that Lisa invited you over.

"Uh oh! will Chris will be there?" You sigh and say. "i...Maybe but i'll just stay away from him..."

Your best friend frowns. "you miss him..i can tell with how you light up when you talk about him, he was pretty great with ya even if it was a fake relationship"

"No girl i am sooo over him" You look away and then say. "he's prob dating someone else anyway"

"bff come on he prob isn't over your sexy body" You look at your best friend and say. "haha yea right"

That weekend.

You go with this costume.

You step out of your car and Scott says. "omg y/n hi!!" he hugs you and you laugh. "hey Scott nice to see you too" He pull away and says. "Damn fucking hot darling" You smile. 'thanks"

You two walk into the house and you look around and Lisa is walking to you in a which costume. "Y/N so glad you could make it"

"i'm glad to be here" Lisa and you end up talking to many people in the party but then your eyes land on the man you knew would be here, Chris.

He looks at you and shakes his head and walks away. Scott walks to chris and says something to him and chris shakes his head and walks into the kitchen.

this is what chris is wearing.

You say to someone. "excuse me" You walk over to scott and he says "he's upset at you..." You chew on your lip. "Great maybe i should-" Lisa says. "No y/n chris needs to stop acting like a child and be ok with you being here"

You nod. "should i talk to him?" Lisa shakes her head. "bad idea sweetheart just let me talk to him" You frown and walk away.

Chris sees his mother walk into the kitchen and says. "Ma what is y/n doing here!? i thought she was-"

Lisa holds her hand up "I asked her to come over, come on you guys are over but you can't be friends with each other?"

"ma come on this isn't helping me get over her!" He shakes his head and sighs. "Chris just be nice to her"

"Ma my god! how do i do that! I'm suppose to be not talking to her for a year."

"it has been a yea chris, you two have been broken up for a year so yes you can talk to her just ask Meghan if you don't trust me"

Chris presses his lips together. "okay fine i'll talk to her"

He walks away and looks for you, he sees you talking to steve. Chris walks over to you and Steve. "Hey y/n"

You look at him and say. "Uh...Hi Evans" He glances at steve and steve says. 'i'm out" He walks away and chris says. "So it's last name now uh?"

You roll your eyes. "Sorry wasn't sure if the former pr Boyfriend wants his name being said from me"

Chris nods. "Right...sorry to bother you" he turns but you grab his arm. "Chris wait, i do want to talk to you...I'm sorry i just...God i can't even talk right around you"

He looks at you and says. "just like old times."

You smile. "right..."

Chris says. "So how have you been?" "i've been good busy with work and i see you are too" He nods. "yea i have two movies that i have to go out of boston for."

"Thats great that your staying busy chris...you deserve all of that" Chris looks at you and says. "thanks y/n that uh...that means a lot hearing it from you"

"Well i'm just being nice" You look around and chris says. "so you got a boyfriend?" You shake your head. "nope i have been so busy i haven't been going out much"

He nods thinking in his mind. 'yes'

"yea same here work is a lot but it's a good busy" You smile at him. "girls must throw themselves at you Chris"

"i guess my last one i haven't truly gotten over" You freeze and look at him. "what??"

"No i mean uh...." You blink. "We agreed that we wouldn't i mean...the paper..."

He says. 'i know i know that y/n but...I haven't been able to get over you. you are the most important person in my life, i love your smile, your laugh. Everything-"

You say. "Evans we can't be like this you had movies coming out so i wanted to help you by being your fake girlfriend..."

Chris sighs. "I know..I fucked up I don't want this to be fake...i want this to be real...if you want the same thing"

You take a step from him. "i should go" You run out of the house and gets into your car and drive away. "fuck!! Chris why dd you have to say that!??!?" You yell as you drive. You see his texting you. Chris:y/n I'm sorry i was being honest...

You grab your phone and throw it behind you in the back seat and get home. "fuck!" You storm into your home and shut the door and break into sobs.

Why would chris say that? what will you do? Find out in the next part coming soon.

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blenselche · 3 months

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ok im probably done with these for now! had to break it in two cuz tumblr ate the quality

subject effectively dodged once more, gg Fern

Fern: no one likes me soz

Finn: we're closer than brothers ilu pls don't leave

Fern: wow that sound sure is annoying wtf is that haha??

Transcript:

You know I do, I just don't know how to fix it. I thought you were "finding Fern" but... I was fine sharing "Finn" -- you're the one that left.

Fern begins to hiss.

Finn: Fern, c'mon. Stop it.

Grass demon/inner monologue: why are we here? Why did you break our silence? To punish us? We will be forced back into the vat if you break now.

Finn: Thank you.

Fern: I'm leaving. If I see Jake I'll let you know.

Finn: Wait!

Fern begins to grind his teeth, hiss and chitter/make demon noises.

Finn: wait. You- you didn't leave because of what I said, right? I know we're ignoring it, but if that's why I'm sorry. I shouldn't have put you in the hot seat like that. But-

Fern: man I got no idea what you're gabbin' on about... I left for myself.

Finn, hushed: bye, Fern.

the closer thing/"what I said" is just a reference to 3 buckets btw i realize that might be vague.

the others of this "Finn probably yapped Fern's ear off after Seventeen, Fern can't stalk him effectively because their soul resonates within ten feet of each other" idea:

1 Finn realizes he's being stalked: https://blenselche.tumblr.com/post/742101650982010880/a-little-quick-comic-their-soul-buzzes-like-an-old

2 Blenanas: https://blenselche.tumblr.com/post/742186397022257152/pt-2-post-blenanas-comic-thing-im-having-fun

3 Jake the Starchild: https://blenselche.tumblr.com/post/742271861649506304/post-jake-the-starchild-im-doing-these-totally

4 pt 2 of Jake the Starchild https://blenselche.tumblr.com/post/742459981321863168/pt-2-of-the-last-one-a-little-truce-for

5 pt 3 of Jake the Starchild https://www.tumblr.com/blenselche/742761115485913088/pt-3-of-the-thing-one-more-then-im-done-w-these

#keep yourself au #finnfern #fern the human #finn mertens #ive got mad MS hands today v shaky so my lines are not great but im happy with it

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tarot-junkie · 9 months

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The Best Roasted Chicken Ever

Soooo. I'm gonna post the recipe and try not to be obnoxious....this came from a newspaper many moons ago, clipped out by my parents. Since then, it's shifted....there's thing I *personally* would recommend doing differently.....so I'll include those here:

Ingredients:

-4 chicken breasts with bone/skin (truth be told, we switched this to chicken thighs and have not been disappointed)

-1 clove garlic*

-1 tsp. Minced Fresh Parsley (...you can get the packaged stuff lol)

-1/4 tsp. Crushed dried oregano

-1 tsp Dijon mustard*

-2 tsp Fresh Lemon Juice

-2 TBs Olive Oil

-Salt/Pepper

Preheat the oven to 350. Line pan with chicken (recommend foil on the pan, unless you have a drip tray type of pan). Mix together all other ingredients, stir well. Flip the chickens over (so, bottoms up!), spoon it on, smooth it around a bit. Flip them over again, spoon it on the top of the chicken, covering all sides. Use more sauce on the top than on the bottom. I don't rub the mixture in DEEPLY....just spoon 'er on and smooth it around. This will get cooked for at least one hour. In one version of the old-school instructions, you cover/tent the chicken, cook for 20 mins. Remove the tent, cook for 40 mins. (read below....i don't do this haha).

OK. SOME NOTES:

-Typically we increase the amount of sauce we make depending on the size of the chickens. Ex: we used 8 smaller chicken thighs the other night, and this recipe was then made x5. If not, you didn't get a good coat on the chicken. It's really easy to make the mixture, so if you need to throw together some more, no big deal.

-This version of the recipe gives you more of an oil-based mixture....so in truth, we prob add about 2-3 more tsp of Dijon mustard. Meaning it becomes more mustard based/thicker FOR SURE. You'll be able to see this if you make it. Juuuuust be very liberal/extra with it (the mustard), trust me, it works. It's way better in flavor.

-Same note for garlic....we usually make it so that its +mustard and + garlic. I'd love to give you a measurement....and maybe its 2 ish more tsp of garlic as well (on the last package, 1 clove = 1 tsp)

-we stopped doing the tent and stick to close the the 1 hour....though AGAIN....the other night, it was in the oven for 1.5 hours. (and being that they were thighs, no problem). The goal is to get a nice brown skin on there....crusty if possible. In the past we used to burn it....eeeever so slightly. also delicious. I've not tried this mixture with boneless/skinless.

In other words....i gave you a recipe....now go fix it HAHA.

The smell during cooking is one to be experienced. it's so SO SOSOSOSOSO good!

Hope someone tries it :)

#recipes

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diabolik-art-blog · 7 months

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Memories of that spring

AO3: chapter 02

Finfiction.net: chapter 02

Summary: Remember that you shouldn't show the book to anyone, not even your father. And don't tell anyone that you sneaked into the ruined castle.

As autumn passes, the people of the village endure one of the hardest winters. The weather is getting colder than the previous day and many people in the village are sick because of the cold weather and have no energy to work.

Little Yui and his best friend are playing in the snow outside the hut, and old Tenjin is sitting on his armchair next to the warm fireplace, watching the children play from behind the window and smiling.

Every time Yuma throws snow at Yui, Yui shivers with a sweet smile and tries to catch Yuma with her small size and throw snow at him. Yuma, who is taller and stronger than her, runs away from Yui very easily, but after a few moments, he pretends to be tired and can't continue running. At this moment, Yui hugs Yuma from behind and pushes him into the snow, and the two children start laughing.

The old man smiles softly while seeing his daughter's happiness from behind the window and wishes to see her always so happy. He wishes that Yuma would always be by her side so that he could always make her laugh.

Two children sit on the snow to rest after playing in the snow. Yuma sits next to Yui and tries to clean the snow from her hair and clothes so that she doesn't catch a cold. When he is done, he caresses Yui's cheek gently.

Yuma: Yui, we better go back inside the hut. Otherwise, you may catch a cold.

Yui was not happy with Yuma's words and puffed her cheeks to show that she disagreed.

Yui: I don't want to. I like to play in the snow more.

Yuma: But the weather is very cold. You forgot how you got sick before. Do you want to get sick again because of carelessness?

Yui looked at Yuma with innocent eyes and Yuma realized that Yui was upset at the thought of getting sick again.

Yuma: Ahhhhhhhhh Yui. You are very stubborn. Well then, let's do this instead.

Yuma takes off his coat and scarf and dresses Yui so that Yui will be warmer and not sick due to the cold weather.

Yui: But... in this way you get sick, Yuma.

Yuma: No. I don't get sick at all. I am very big and strong.

Yui: Yuma, you are only two years older than me.

Yuma: Well, I'm older. So why don't you listen to me like a good girl? Besides, I am a boy and I am much stronger than you.

Yui got upset again and puffed her cheeks and frowned at Yuma.

Yui: No... I'm stronger... I'll show you now.

Yui hugged Yuma and pushed him hard and Yuma fell on the snow and Yui started snowing on Yuma until Yuma started shivering from the cold.

Yuma: Oi... Yui... you idiot, what are you doing?

Yui: Fufu... did you see that I am stronger?

Yuma: Ahhhh..... I'll show you now.

Yui quickly ran away from Yuma and Yuma ran after her. They ran until Yuma finally caught up to Yui and hugged her tightly and started tickling Yui to force her to apologize.

Yui: Fufu... Hahaha... Yuma... Haha... Enough... Hahaha... Please stop...

Yuma: No, I won't stop. I will continue as long as you admit that I'm stronger.

Yui: Hahaha... ok ok... you are stronger Yuma.

Yuma stopped tickling Yui and smiled at her.

Yuma: Don't worry, Yui. Because I am strong, I promise to always take care of you.

Hearing Yuma's words, Yui smiled innocently and opened the scarf and wrapped it around Yuma's neck. Now they both use a common scarf and can feel each other's warm breath.

Yui's action made Yuma's face red as a tomato. Yui kissed Yuma's cheek and snuggled into Yuma's arms. She could feel the warmth in Yuma's arms and smiled sweetly.

Yui: Thank you, Yuma... I promise to take care of you. Even if I am not as strong as you, I will still take care of you.

Hearing Yui's words, he smiled warmly. He was so happy that Yui was so innocently trying to take care of him. Even though Yui was physically weak, she had a strong will and a kind spirit that made her stronger than anyone else.

While the two children were immersed in their innocent world, the old man calls them and asks them to go inside the hut. It looks like the weather is getting colder and it looks like a big blizzard is coming.

Yuma immediately stood up and took Yui's small and delicate hands and led her towards the hut. They both entered the hut and went near the fireplace to warm themselves. After sitting by the fireplace for a while, the old man brought some warm milk for the two children and they both started drinking the milk.

After warming his body by the fireplace, Yuma realized that it was getting darker and he should return home early to avoid being caught in a blizzard.

Yuma: Yui, I have to go. Would you like to play together again tomorrow?

Yui frowned and puffed her cheeks when she realized that Yuma wanted to go home. She didn't want Yuma to come home so soon and wanted to stay with him more.

Yui: Don't go Yuma. There is still a lot left until the evening. Please stay with me more.

Yui's childish and innocent tone and her puppy look made Yuma unable to resist and decided to stay with her a little longer. Yui always knew that this was Yuma's weak point, and if she looked at him with puppy eyes, Yuma couldn't resist.

Yui: Can you read me a book?

Yuma: Of course I do. But what book?

Yui grabbed Yuma's hand and pulled him along. They climbed the stairs to the attic and Yui went to her straw bed and pulled out an old book from under it, the cover scratched from the rain and the leaking roof.

Yui: Read this book to me. It is about vampires.

Yuma was surprised and took the book from Yui. He frowned looking at the scary pictures and pages and looked at Yui in surprise and wondered where Yui found this book.

Yuma: Yui, this book is not good at all. Where did you get it from?

Yui: I... I found it.

Yuma: From where?

Yui: I can't say.

Yuma: Why can't you say?

Yui: It's possible... both you and my father will be angry with me.

Yuma noticed that Yui was scared and took a deep breath and stroked her head to calm her down a bit and to understand where Yui got this book from.

Yuma: Yui, you must always tell me everything. If you hide something from me, how can I take care of you?

Hearing Yuma's words, Yui calmed down a bit and decided to tell Yuma the truth, hoping that he wouldn't get angry.

Yui: I found this book... in the ruined castle of the former king.

Hearing Yui's words, the book fell from Yuma's hand and his eyes widened. He couldn't control his emotions any more, and anger was building up in him, and his eyebrows were broken, which showed how angry he was.

The ruined castle is a forbidden zone, and the great king Karlheinz has ordered that anyone who goes there will be terribly punished. Realizing the fact that Yui had done such a dangerous thing that she sneaked into that castle and a forbidden area, Yuma became very angry and grabbed Yui's shoulders and was ready to scold her.

Yuma: What does that mean, Yui? You're stupid? You are really a real idiot. Why did you go there? You know what would happen to you if one of the nobles saw you there. Don't you know what king said? Do you want to be punished with a whip?

Without pausing to scold Yui for doing such a dangerous job, Yuma realized that Yui was upset and might cry at any moment. A tear fell from Yui's eyes and Yui quickly wiped it away with her sleeve.

Yui: I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. I didn't want to make you angry. Yuma, I don't want them to whip me...... *sob*.....

Realizing how scared Yui was, Yuma tried to keep calm and not blame Yui anymore. He patted Yui's head gently to calm her down a bit.

Yuma: It's okay, Yui. Don’t Cry. It's good that no one noticed.

Yui: *Sniff*... *sob*...

Yuma: Why did you go there?

Yui: Someone was calling me and telling me to follow her.

Yuma, who was confused by Yui's words, raised his face as a question.

Yuma: Who calls you?

Yui: I don't know. She was like a ghost.

????: Yuma.... my son, are you here?

Hearing his father's voice, Yuma realized how late he was and that he should hurry home. He quickly pushed the book under the bed so no one would see it and wears his coat to get out of the attic, but before that, he warned Yui.

Yuma: Yui, remember that you shouldn't show the book to anyone, not even your father. And don't tell anyone that you sneaked into the ruined castle.

Yui: But why?

Yuma: I'll tell you later. Now I have to go back quickly. My father is waiting for me. Promise me you won't tell anyone.

Yui held Yuma's little finger with her own and gave Yuma a sweet smile.

Yui: I promise Yuma.

Yuma: Fufu.... well done good girl.

Yuma quickly said goodbye to Yui and went down the stairs and left the old man's hut. Yui watched him from the window as he and his father moved towards their house and went further and further away.

Right now, while Yuma was walking with his father in the snow, he was thinking about Yui's words. It was a little strange to hear someone calling her. A ghost and asking her to accompany her to the ruined castle.

Yuma had heard rumors about that castle before, which caused Karlheinz to declare the area as a forbidden area and even set a very heavy punishment for those who go there, but no one had ever said that the castle had a ghost.

However, Yuma knew very well that Yui is not a lying girl and she doesn't even fantasize, so he was sure that Yui really saw a ghost there. Yuma really wanted to go to that castle to see what was on Yui's mind so much, but is he brave enough to go to that castle?

*TIMESKIP*

A huge blizzard had engulfed the village. It was dark and the windows were shaking because of the storm. The sound of the wind could easily be heard and the snowstorm was everywhere, mercilessly making the air colder.

The young prince was practicing the violin in the castle. Playing the violin was the only thing that made him distance himself from his disgusting life and feel free for a moment. The beautiful melody of the violin takes him to a sweet dream.

He was so engrossed in his music that he could hear his little brother crying from behind his room door. Just when he thought he had found peace, the screams and cries of his little and spoiled brother ruined everything.

Shu, who could no longer bear this noise, angrily put the violin on the table and went to the door and opened it angrily.

*Creeeak*

Shu: Can't you cry in another place Kanato? The sound of your crying is very annoying. It is bothering my ears. I can't concentrate like this.

Kanato: Shut up. It's not my fault, it was Ayato's fault.

Shu looked away from his little brother to find Ayato. He noticed that Ayato was hiding behind the pillar in the corridor and was laughing. Shu went a little further and noticed that Ayato was teasing Kanato with a spider.

Shu: Ayato, if you want to bother Kanato, go somewhere far from my room. I can't stand the annoying noise of you two.

Kanato: Shut up.... I'm not annoying.

Ayato: Stop it. We are just playing. Why don't you join us?

Shu: For a very simple reason. You two are annoying and stupid. You are even more annoying than Reiji.

Shu, who couldn't stand Ayato and Kanato, left the corridor without another word and went to the ballroom. The ballroom was completely dark and empty. The sound of blizzard could be heard from the windows and Shu went to the middle of the hall.

A few days ago, a big celebration was held on the occasion of his birthday this year. That party was noisy and annoying like his brothers and everyone was happy that the young prince had become a year older but no one cared about what makes him happy.

Shu walked a little in the middle of the hall and reviewed the memories of that night in his mind. When his father entered the hall, everyone bowed in respect to him and no one had the right to stand up and speak without his permission. This was not a sign of people's respect for Karlheinz. It was mostly a sign of their fear of their king. Does this mean that Shu will suffer the same fate? That everyone should be afraid of him and treat him in such an unfriendly way? This was never his wish. He never wanted such a fate.

Shu remembers the moment he played the violin. As everyone looked at him with a smile and admired him. Shu wished that someone would actually look at him and smile with such a loving smile and not ask him to play the role of a king. He wished to have a loving family and a normal life rather than this chaotic and luxurious life.

He remembered the moments when his mother scolded him for not studying and did not give him a motherly and loving smile even once. All this made his sadness grow bigger and bigger and he hated his family and this palace more.

Shu was lost in his thoughts and didn't even notice that he was crying. until his brother's voice drew his attention to himself.

Reiji: It's really disgusting. The eldest son of the great king is crying like a child.

Shu, who had just noticed Reiji's presence, was surprised by his words and touched his face and realized that his eyes were filled with tears. He gently tried to hide his tears with his fingertips.

Shu: Why are you here?

Reiji: Mother is looking for you. She asked me to look for you after she found out that you had given up violin practice and were looking for some playfulness. Honestly, I'm surprised that you're really going to be the future king of this land when you can't handle even the smallest responsibility.

Shu: You... Reiji, you're really annoying. Please leave me alone

Reiji: Annoying.. that's probably the only word you know.

Shu: Reiji, please leave me alone.

Reiji: Hmmm... ok, I'll go. Because I have no interest in being with a loser like you. You are the most disgusting person I know.

Shu: Hahaha, so I have bad news for you. Because this disgusting person is going to be better and higher than you forever. And when I become king, I want to see you still have the courage to call me disgusting.

Shu's words pierced Reiji's heart like an arrow. All he could see now was blood, and he felt as if his anger was all over him, and he could attack Shu at any moment and strangle him. But he considered himself a polite person, so he tried not to lose control.

After he took a deep breath and calmed down, he went to the door and left the room. He was moving along the corridor with anger and hatred for his brother grew more and more in his heart.

Reiji: (Shu, I hate you. I hate you. One day I will take revenge on you. I will bring a terrible disaster on you so that you come to my feet and apologize for all the insults you have done to me.)

Still remaining in the ballroom, the young prince found himself crying even more than before. He tried to wipe his tears with his sleeve. The fact that his little brother never tried to have a good relationship with him made him think that he was very lonely.

Shu: I hate this family.

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dazaiandhislovelybandages · 2 years

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I just dicovered your blog and god, I'm amazed by your writing😩❤. So here's my request, mycroft x sick!wife. She got asthma attack late at night while he hadn't been home yet, when he arrive he found her could barely breath called a doctor and sit by her side comforting her. That's it. It's ok if u can't do it I understand! (Might request over and over again cuz i love u :) <3 )

Worried Sick {Mycroft Holmes}

Pairing: Mycroft Holmes x sick! wife! fem! reader

Warnings: mentions of asthma attacks

A/n: honestly I hope you like it, I wrote this as soon as I woke up so yeah. Also you can request as much as you like I don't mind haha. Btw I know shit about asthma so if I have made any sort of mistake, DM me and I'll fix it

It was around 11 pm when it all began. The inhaler the doctors had given you had reached its limit. You hadn't bothered much since you were already planning on going to the doctor tomorrow for your monthly check up so you would ask your doctor to prescribe you a new one. Plus, your asthma attacks weren't frequent.

Logic said you would be fine without one until tomorrow but logic apparently was wrong on that one.

You and Mycroft had been married for about a year now and the house you shared was not big and housed only three servants who were conveniently enough asleep when your asthma attack hit you.

You started coughing violently, unable to breath and though it had taken exactly one minute for Mycroft to ran up the stairs and get to you, to you it had looked like ages.

Along with Mycroft, who had just returned home from a more than exhausting day at work, your maid also burged in the room and was immediately ordered by your husband to get the doctor next door (let's talk about privilege later).

No more than five minutes later, the doctor arrived with an inhaler and all his things, ready to examine you. Right after stopping your asthma attack, you fainted.

“I don't know what happened, I just got back from work.” Mycroft said when the doctor asked him.

The latter had just finished examining your now sleeping body and was packing his things to leave while Mycroft's worried and angered gaze was driving him insane. Your husband knew exactly how much effect he had on the poor man just by sitting at a chair next to your bed, his legs crossed and his fingers carefully yet gracefully playing with his wedding ring.

He had almost given up on smoking as soon as he met you so it is needless to say that no one was permitted to smoke in the space you were in.

“Listen here, doctor, I don't care if it's possible or not but cure her.”

“Mr Holmes there are two possibilities-”

“Don't care.” Your husband cut the doctors sentence short. “If it's not possible then provide her with more inhalers. If something like that ever happens again I'll simply put the blame on you and I am more than sure that you don't want that.”

The old man quickly shook his head in response and left the room after telling your husband that he would hand him his report on it tomorrow.

“You are scaring people.” You rolled your eyes and made a move to sit on the bed but Mycroft stopped you almost immediately.

“I am sorry.” He kissed your temple and went ahead to start getting ready for bed. You silently watched him doing his night routine, wearing his silk pyjamas and brushing his hair.

“No you're not.” You told him as soon as he got under the covers.

“That's right, I'm not, I expect them to treat you like how I treat you goddammit. And I will not pursue this issue any further because my heart is still trying to calm down.”

You didn't have the time to respond. Mycroft had already wrapped his hands around you and most probably had already fallen asleep, knowing that you were now safe in his arms.

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dandylovesturtles · 10 months

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For the writing meme: 11, 16, 24

11. Link your three favorite fics right now

AH NO questions like this are so hard... ok I'll do my favorite completed and my favorite ongoing that I'm subbed to.

I'm basing this on how much I reread them lol

Completed:

who're you hiding - Leo gets sick and hangs out in Donnie's lab.

all the things that I could live without - Disaster Twins post-movie recovery fic.

Panic Buttons - Leo has a panic attack and Raph helps him (cw that the panic attacks depicted are very graphic)

Ongoing:

The Old College Try - Disaster Twins go to college.

Three-Sided Coin - Three Leos from three different points in the timeline get transported to an alternate dimension (I think??).

call me here (I will appear) - Leo dies in the Prison Dimension and comes back to his family as a ghost.

Bonus (some favorite fics not from ROTTMNT):

Poor Wayfaring Stranger (Final Fantasy XV) - AU where Cor finds MT!Prompto and brings him back to Insomnia to take care of him. Idk how else to describe this fanfiction. It's one of the best pieces of writing I've ever read. It basically reconfigured my brain.

ikanaide (Project Sekai) - Tsukasa gets sick and his friends take care of him.

(do you take this jerk to be) your one and only (ATLA) - AU where Zuko is engaged to Yue and Sokka does not like that (though his reasons change over the course of the fic, if you know what I mean).

(putting the rest of my answers under the cut because this got long lol)

16. How many fic ideas are you nurturing right now? Share one of them?

OH GOD SO MANY they basically don't stop.

Of the ones I feel confident I will write at some point, there are... 5 I think. 100ft is one of them so I won't talk too much about that.

The other chapter fic I want to write is my take on the "save everyone in the doomed timeline" style fic, and I've talked about it before. I've been tentatively calling it "Donnie and Mikey's Step-by-Step Guide to Saving Your Doomed Family," or just "Step-by-Step Guide" and, like I've said, it's intended to be heavily B Team focused.

The idea came from my interest in the time between the end of the Season 2 finale and the start of the movie, a time where Leo and Raph fought a lot and Donnie and Mikey had to lean on each other. They've always been close but in the movie they're downright clingy, with Donnie reflexively tucking Mikey under his arm or holding on to him in so many scenes, and like a lot of other people I interpret this as a consequence of Raph and Leo's fighting and the tension it created in their dynamic. But I also kinda shy away from that actual time period, because if you stay canon compliant with the movie it's kinda hard to have an actual resolution to that tension without overwriting it some way. And I know some writers thrive in that limbo, but I am not one of those people haha. It's just not something I'm personally interested in writing myself.

So this fic will be set in the immediate aftermath of the film, where things are kinda resolved but not really because Leo and Raph are still too seriously injured to have an actual conversation, and Mikey and Donnie are still left in uncertainty of what their sibling bond will look like when all is said and done.

And what better way to distract yourself from the growing tension in your own family than by involving yourself in someone else's problems - specifically the problems of yourselves from a doomed future?

I'm really excited about it... whenever I get to it haha.

24. Worst writing advice anyone ever gave you?

I caaan't remember if I've told this story here but if I have I'll just tell it again lol

I grew up in a really small rural town that happened to have a very small private college in it (the entire campus could have fit in the commuter parking lot of the state college I went to). Every now and then this college would host some kind of speaker or a workshop that was open to the public, and this was a big thing because my town didn't get a lot of that kind of thing coming through it. One of these workshops was hosted by a published author, and it was a class for beginning fiction writers. I was around 17 or 18 at the time, and me and two of my other friends (who also wanted to be professional writers one day) were very excited to sign up.

I mean, I can't stress to you guys how hype we were for this. You'd think we had backstage tickets to a Lady Gaga concert. But our town didn't have a lot of people you could talk to about this kind of thing. Getting advice from someone who had actually gotten their books bought and published by an actual publishing house was a big deal to us.

So we get to the workshop. We're the only teenagers there, but we weren't worried about that. We were the nerds in high school, we were used to this. We all sit down in the same row, pencils and notebooks ready to go. Ready for wisdom!

She asked the group to give a short, punchy summary for a story idea we each had. Like the straight A students we were, my friends and I all put our hands up first. She called on me, and I rattled off my back-of-the-book style summary for something I wanted to write, a fantasy novel about dragons and swords (I was a dragon girl).

I remember she gave me this nasty look and said, "Oh, you're one of those."

She preceded to go into a prolonged rant about how genre fiction is pointless; how there's nothing redeemable about fantasy worlds, how it's empty-calorie entertainment, the potato chips of the literary world. Books, she said, are supposed to be about real things. Contemporary and historical fiction were the only worthy genres in this woman's mind.

I don't remember a lot of the advice that came after that, I just remember sitting in my chair feeling dejected and stupid.

I think about that sometimes, and how one person can be so wrong. Genre fiction may be set in fantasy worlds or sci-fi futures, but it's still about real things. Real emotions and real struggles and real philosophical questions. If you cut yourself off from fantasy and sci-fi just because it deals with unreal or theoretical concepts, you cut yourself off from a broad spectrum of human self-expression.

Anyway, she may have sold a few historical fiction novels but I have 250K hits on AO3 so who's laughing now, lady

#writer ask game #fic recs

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toastywatchesstevenuniverse · 9 months

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S1 E52

Jail Break

What.

The.

Fuck.

God dAMNIT REBECCA YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS TO ME !!!!!!!!

REBECCAAAAAA-

I....

I have.....so very, very, very, very many questions rn.

WHAT THE FUCK GARNET WAS A FUCKING FUSION THIS ENTIRE TIME-???!?!?!?@@?@?!?!?!?@*#[×*'OWAN

WHAT

HOW

WHAT THE FUCJ YOU CANT JUST DO THAT TO ME THAT WAS LIKE A FRYING PAN SLAMMING INTO MY NOSE

WHAT THE FUCK

Okay brain being turned into goo aside: Ruby & Sapphire are fucking adorable. Their designs are adorable & they act adorable & then just-

They just let two gay characters be gay on screen & they didn't try to insist that they're "good friends" like

It's just gay shit

This was in 2013

Back in 2013 I was still in my denial phase. See when I was a kid, being gay was just an extremely common insult & any gay representing I saw in media was usually just "gay people are so fucking weird haha" & I was....

I was very insistent that I was straight. Like because I was conditioned to associate being gay as being a loser who gets bullied.

I wish I had watched this show back in the day.

I really did need a wake up call at that age.

But from what I see, this show clearly helped a lot of queer folk during a time where gay people weren't exactly being given the best treatment.

Not that we aren't targeted today but it was definitely way less common to see Lgbtq+ stuff in mainstream media. And I'm so glad that this show helped so many of you.

I think if I had watched this show back then, maybe 13 year old Daniel might have made better choices. But I'm glad I saw it now.

Okay let's just get it out of the way.

So uhm....J-Jasp....J-Ja....Jaaas- Y'know uh that uh....uh the uh...J-....J-Jasper. Uh............

Daniel stop immediatley falling in love with every buff woman they see challenge (Impossible I can't help it woman who are built like tanks make my nonbinary ass go brrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)

Ok don't get my wrong Jaspers an asshole & I'm glad Garnet fucking kicked her shit in but like.....I mean I can't fix her but I still would.

Also THAT FUCKING SONG

Oh my God THAT SONG WAS SO GOOD THAT WAS A FUCKING MASTERCLASS MUSICAL PIECE

PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION

"YOU'RE JUST MAD CUZ YOU'RE SINGLE." YEAAAAHHH GET HER ASS GARNET YOU FUCKING GO QUEEN SLAAAAAAYYYYYYYY

I am.....I am beyond floored. I am under the floor.

I cannot fucking fathom what insane shit lays ahead of me. But if THIS was only the first part.....oh God. What fucking insanity awaits me in the future. I am headed into a storm & I am not turning back. Together we shall face this storm & prepare ourselves for what we shall witness. Come my friends, let us set forthwith.

My brain is fucking goo & I cannot type coherently rn. Oh my God this was a fucking masterpiece. How is this only season 1? You're telling me it's gonna get MORE INSANE? I AM GOING TO BE LIQUID BY SEASON 4.

Also kinda fucked up that no one said anything about Peridot. Just kinda ignored the fact that she is possibly dead?

Like, is no one else concerned about this? Like, not one of you said anything? Like, you guys were with her you aren't even gonna say anything? Damn.

Fucking cold.

Anyways I'll be making some adjustments to the masterpost & once that refinement is done, I'll be starting season 2

Also from now on, every episode, I will do a drawing to add to the post. This will make posts slower but I think it'll be fun. And it'll help me with my art block struggles

Also it's an excuse to draw Pearl. ♡

See you guys in Season 2!!

- Sincerely, your moderator

Daniel (a.k.a. Toasty)

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judjira · 3 months

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hello i would like to be devastated is dahyun involved is there romance is there friendship who else is there give me all ur thoughts thanks

(TW: mentions of toxic relationship, dark themes and medical torture)

IT IS DARK

it is going to be a dark fic, like as dark as i can possibly make it, like little to no wholesome or fluffy moments, i want to make it as twisted as possible, so yes many toxic relationships and morally dubious decisions

as for the characters i havent rly decided on who exactly, BUT i do have four dynamics that i want to explore that i'll list here:

asylum director/new patient: ok so this dynamic is basically, a new patient has been entered into the asylum, and they've been wrongfully convicted of a crime. to get out of it, they've pled insanity, even though they are fully sane. this has unfortunately attracted the attention of the asylum director, who is an obssessive, unstable, and sadistic person who's taken a liking to this patient, and will NOT allow them to leave. so yes very reversal of dynamics, this is a DARK pairing, bc it will def involve medical torture to "cure" or "condition" the new patient, PLUS very intense stockholm syndrome. this is NOT gonna be a happy go-lucky relationship guys, if anything, this is probably the worst dynamic among the four in terms of healthy relationships. (i am leaning towards sahyo or minayeon for this pairing idk it works really well)

new nurse/oldest patient: so this will probably be the focus of the fic, if i dont plan on releasing solo fics for the other pairings HAHA. basically a new nurse and caretaker has been hired to take care of the asylum's oldest patient, a supposedly deranged individual who can't be "cured". but upon the nurse's observations, this patient is kind and polite, and remarkably sweet to her. but obviously there is more to them than meets the eye. this pairing is less toxic than the first but still ill-advised because it involves the corruption of innocence and morality, as the nurse falls deeper and deeper for the patient. (looking at dajeong, minayeon, or motzu for this one, its definitely a younger to older dynamic, younger nurse and older patient)

established doctor/asylum orderly or guard: so this relationship is basically a couple that goes down the rabbit hole. an established relationship, the doctor is the pride and joy of the asylum for "curing" so many patients. what the people don't know is what the doctor does to "cure" people. enter the asylum orderly/guard, who carries out all of their "operations" and "sessions" through very violent means. it's a question of how far they'll go to succeed and whether love triumphs morals. yes this is toxic, but these two truly do love each other, and they're too far in deep to stop now. (this is probably dajeong or motzu. a charismatic doctor and a stoic orderly)

asylum psychiatrist/asylum janitor: lastly, the simplest and probably healthiest, but still not that healthy, relationship. the asylum psychiatrist is an old, jaded soul who works late nights at the asylum to get all their paperwork done. the janitor of the night shift always encounters this doctor late nights, and they walk home together. the janitor is just a simple person who likes the psychiatrist, but the psychiatrist hides many dark secrets that might turn the janitor away. yep this is very simple and very unlike the others at first glance, but the psychiatrist has seen many things and done many things to get such a comfortable position. (this one might either be motzu or minayeon, older janitor and younger doctor)

so yeah ! these are the pairings i wanna explore. i imagine this as a single fic focusing on the new nurse and oldest patient, but who knows, yknow !

#ask #lmao this was a lot

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wachtelspinat · 3 months

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Hi ! I've read your latest post and every second i was like "this is so me" and so I wanted to tell you that I relate to what you said. Alot. And maybe my perspective can help you (or not) but i'll share. So I am (was) in the same situation. I was very active on tumblr and elsewhere and I had friends and mutuals that made me try new things and share and it was great. But then getting my degree became intense, covid happened, I got a job, etc. I left tumblr and stopped drawing entirely. And I was miserable. I thought since i failed at becoming a pro artist and working in another field I'd never be able to draw again. BUT turned it was depression (eh) and eventually it got better. Not "great" because the world sucks and i feel like Atlas carrying my own stress everyday but I managed to cling to new little hyperfixations that got me back into playing/drawing and eventually meeting a small group of new friends and mutuals. I guess it's a cycle and you can break it (i'll never pretend that it's easy).

I don't know if im making any sense but I wanted to tell you that you're not alone and that i hope that maybe like me you'll find a new/old thing that makes you happy and go brrrr again, even if it's still drawing the same characters for years because no matter the subject your art is always super inspiring and cool ! Finding a balance irl is hard nowadays and work can be consuming but now i know that we can always make room for us to breathe and have fun

ok i'll stop here but just so you know when i was back on tumblr last year after my long break i was so glad to see that you were still active haha

hey ! thanks for writing (i also think you wrote directly under my post but i was too slow to answer there, so sorry for that T_T) and sharing ! i'm sorry to hear that you had a similar experience (i especially get the not choosing art as your career and getting a forced distance there because there is so. much. other shit that needs to be taken care of). i try to keep in mind that things are always changing and just because it's not ideal now doesn't mean it has to be like this forever. it's just hard to see that and say to oneself over the course of months sometimes. i KNOW there will be a time when i look back at now and think "man this was shit but it's over, i should have known that" because i'm not in that position right now, and like with depression, it's impossible to see the bright side again. i may not be happy-happy but i'm at least functioning enough to try and change the status quo. and i think keeping at it and trying to find a solution that works is the best i can do rn. thank you so much, and i'm so glad you found your way back <3

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gaycavendish · 6 months

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Ok ok ONE more question abt Time Travelers Trio. Are Cavendish and Dakota still time Travelers as well at this point, or have they like retired or smth? Just curious as to what's up with them? :^D

finally going to answer this question! i have thought long and hard about it and come up with two answers: the short one and the deranged rambling one!

the short, less satisfying answer being: i think it could go either way! i really truly could see them either scrambling their way back into time traveling or finding jobs in the 21st century. Although.. i find the latter choice not quite as entertaining. So i prefer to think on the idea of them returning to time travel!

Now, The long answer:

(TLDR for it first: I think they may continue time traveling. Eventually Cavendish & Dakota start their own, rival to the time bureau, Time Traveling Agency. Whether the trio will be part of this agency is undecided but a probable yes.)

ok, so, theyre banned from time travel, full stop... But i mean, they know the guy who INVENTED it. its a silly solution, really & truly very goofy (although i think in line with the silliness of dwampyverse overall) but .. They could ask doof to make a rule that theyre allowed to continue time traveling. Total oversight by block to trap them in the century where doof invents time travel. Of course block wouldn't just Let this happen, or anything, but cartoon shenanigans ensue and im sure you can picture something sufficiently entertaining and set to the scooby-doo-door-chase song here.

The interest for me in this theory lies also in what dakota and cavendish would do up until the point where they return to time traveling! Trying to imagine them working regular jobs for like, a 10-15 year period.. i simply cannot.! The one ive found myself having the most fun thinking about is the idea of them helping out with the creation of the time machine, as well as coaching the trio on it a bit once they start testing doof's prototypes (although, theyre not the best people to ask for time traveling help i imagine HAHA). But in any case.. i also think they would change what they do with their time traveling quite a bit. I mean, neither of them WANT to do the pistachio stuff.. It's shown you can travel through time AND space, although they never leave the planet on screen (for pistachio purposes i would think). If they were in charge of their own missions, i quite think they would be doing much more exciting things! and. hopefully dying less...! CAVENDISH...

OK I SWEAR IM GOING SOMEWHERE WITH THIS. Because at this point i feel they are getting old and perhaps wishing to do something less dangerous.. Ok get ready for this.. This has been my favorite thing to think about today... What if they started their OWN time travel agency! A Ha! I might find this more exciting than other people, but nonetheless, i think its fitting. I mean, Block is a terrible boss. The bureau of time travel was never very kind to cav and dakota, and given that they have the resources (Doofenschmirtz! Love That Guy!) why not, right? plus, this gives the opportunity for some Secret Agency vs Secret Agency goodness. Which I always love. I only thought of this concept recently, but It's definitely my favorite of the bunch, so probably what I'll go with! Just left to decide whether the trio are part of this agency or not (probably yes).

#tttau #hi guys. feeling super normal #Can you tell ive been reading frankenstein with the commas in this... im sorry if so HLEP...#milo murphy's law #au #asks #Feel free to ask more questions!! I love to think about this au ^_^

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therealjamesie · 6 months

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand And he said to the man, running the stand

"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"

The man said "No” and pointed a gun at the ducks face.

the duck said,

"I'll pass".

Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle)

'Til the very next day.

(Bum bum bum bum ba-bada-dum)

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand.

And he said to the man running the stand,

"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?”

man said,

“No, like I said yesterday, idiot, do you want to get shot?”

The duck said,

"Goodbye."

Then he waddled away.

(Waddle waddle)

Then he waddled away.

(Waddle waddle)

Then he waddled away

(Waddle waddle)

'Til the very next day.

(Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand

And he said to the man running the stand,

"Hey! (bum bum bum) Got any grapes?

The man said,

Look, this is getting old,

and I’m started to get pissed off so now”.

The man the got up and shot the duck, but the duck has ultra instinct and jumped out of the way.

The duck just said,

"How 'bout, no."

Then he waddled away

(Waddle waddle)

Then he waddled away.

(Waddle waddle waddle)

Then he waddled away

(Waddle waddle)

'Til the very next day.

(Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand

And he said to the man running the stand,

"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"

The man said,

"THAT'S IT!

If you don't stay away, duck,

I'll kill your entire family!

So don't get to close!"

The duck said,

"oh well then, guess you don’t want your gun”.

the man looked at him shocked and said,

“h..how did you get my gun..”

The duck just smiled and pointed the gun at the man.

He then shot but forgot he had terrible aim so he accidentally shot a tree.

The duck said,

“oops.. well, adios!”

Then he waddled away.

(Waddle waddle)

Then he waddled away.

(Waddle waddle waddle)

Then he waddled away

(Waddle waddle)

'Til the very next day.

(Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand

And he said to the man that was running the stand,

"Hey! (Bum bum bum) got any lorax?”

"What"

"Got any lorax?”

"No, why would I– what the..”

The man turned around to see the Lorax standing there near the tree the duck shot.

The Lorax said,

“okay who the fuck shot this tree?”

The duck looked around and said,

“no one.”

The Lorax just shrugged in reply and flew away while saying,

“I’m too old for this”.

The duck turned back to the confused man and said,

And one more question for you;

"Got any grapes?"

(Bum bum bum, bum bum bum)

And the man just stopped questioning his existence.

Then he started to smile.

He started to laugh. (haha funny lts reference/j)

He laughed for a while.

He said,

"Come on duck, let's walk to the store.

I'll buy you some grapes

So you won't have to ask anymore."

So they walked to the store

And the man bought some grapes.

He gave one to the duck and the duck said,

"Hmmm..No thanks. But you know what sounds good?

It would make my day.

Do you think this store

Do you think this store sells any guns?”

Then he waddled away.

(Waddle waddle)

Then he waddled away.

(Waddle waddle waddle)

Then he waddled away

(Waddle waddle)

#James says random things ^_^#lmao loser #Friendo tag: Vic!! :D

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wangmiao · 9 months

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hii! i just finished reading the dark forest!! what a journey, i think it took me about a month to finish it lol. i wanted to share some thoughts !!

i found some of the concepts fascinating.. what stuck with me the most now i that i (try to) recall everything that happened, was the battle of darkness and the dark forest theory as a whole was brilliant. i imagine those people that were just- endlessly floating in the immensely vast universe and it made me think "oh wow how Sad and Hopeless that must've been" i too would've want to end it all, i believe that's a lot to endure.. that's one

another thing was the infamous wallfacer project. well that was new. and the fact that they had to plan everything on their own bc of the sophons, that's also kind of depressing lol. one thing i was confused was: why was luoji re-elected as a wallfacer at the end? i mean there wasn't anything more he could have done anyways?

da shi as always is such a great person😭 he never abandoned luoji during this long crazy journey, even after 200+ years. honestly i love his character a ton, i wanted to see what would happen to him at the end but there was nothing! will he be on Death's end? or his character just ends here? :((

i thought the whole thing with the "trees" as homes was pretty cool, though i couldn't really see it in my imagination haha i honestly can't imagine what would our society be like in, say, 300 years from now

i found it too simplistic(? that only when the trisolarans communicated with luoji did they stopped their plan to coming to earth, or maybe there's something i missed? or maybe it is really just that: communication solves everything? lol idk

and a deserved special mention to zhang beihai, respect!

i think that's everything i've got on my mind right now, but in general it was very interesting and depressing and dark.... what were some your favourite moments from the book? i can't wait to start death's end next !! but i'll start later, i have to fully process this book first hahaha anyways that's all, have a great day or night!!! :))

hello, friend! it's great reading this ask, and i'm glad you decided to share it with me. i have to say that i read the books years ago, so my memory on everything is not that fresh. and since i read the chinese version, i don't know some of the vocabularies they used in englishn. while i'll try my best to reply to this ask, i'm sure there's gotta be some novel fans here that could do better than me.

the dark forest is indeed very interesting and depressingly dark. i was definitely in awe when i heard the dark forest theory for the first time (before i read the books, and that was partly why i decided to read them). i also really like 水滴/waterdrop or droplet which is just something that looks simple but super super super powerful.

i enjoyed reading about the wallfacer project. even the three failed ones are equally fascinating and disturbing. i want to bow down to liu cixin's imagination...if i remember it correctly, luo ji is re-elected because his "咒语/spell or curse" actually came true. and at that time humans are really hopeless, so they just want to have someone that they believe can save/lead them.

da shi is everything. i lol need a da shi myself. unfortunately, he's not in the third book. my inner shiwang shipper feels that shi qiang and wang miao got similar style of exist from the story. and the common believe (i don't even remember if i read it in the novel or it was fan theory) is that shi qiang dies of natural causes at old age like wang miao. i kinda feel like maybe shi qiang and wang miao promised each other that they'd try to stay alive so that they can both be copernicus *sobs*...

ok...bear with my silly shallow shipper's talk for a moment, you know some people were like shiwang will be no more once season 2 of three body comes out, and everyone will start to ship shi qiang and luo ji, and it kinda bothered me a bit (ps. i know most people including myself didn't ship anything while reading the books, but man, these dramas are really forcing it on us lol). but i don't anymore, because i really think wang miao is special to shi qiang. besides shi qiang being a good and protective human being who will die for the greater good, i think one of the reasons that he stays with luo ji all this time is because luo ji reminds him of wang miao. even though it is only mentioned very breifly, i do believe liu cixin meant to tell us how important wang miao is to shi qiang... “我这辈子还只见着他一个”

as for luo ji stopping the trisolarans, i think he uses the dark forest theory, and his threat of exposing the location of the trisolaris (and in turn exposing earth's location) stops their plan.

and zhang beihai is an awesome, complex, and well loved tragic hero even though he isn't a very major character like luo ji. i remember yu hewei said in an interview that if he didn't play shi qiang, he'd probably like to play zhang beihai. i'm really curious who they'd pick to play zhang beihai in season 2.

anyways, thanks so much for the ask. you made me want to re-read the books, and i know i really should! have a nice day/night!

#three body #三体 #three body problem #the three body problem: the dark forest #the three body problem #3 body problem #ask/talk to me #in-a-brown-study #cnovel #cdrama

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yesyourstalker · 2 months

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Mahi: so how were the interviews?

Neta: they were good. How's college?

Mahi: It's going well

Neta: are you making friends mahi hmmmm? Making computer friends?

Mahi: shut up. When are we going to meet the new recruits

Neta: next week they're coming in for training and you are going to train them.

Mahi: ok.... Like what day next week?

Neta: Tuesday. The training starts Tuesday I will start scheduling them for individual shifts so they will be working here for a while.... it'll be great I think you'll like them.

Mahi: okay great. I don't have class then. where are you going to be Tuesday? I assume you're not going to be here

Neta: yep I have wedding planning I have to do. You think you can handle it by yourself

Mahi: yeah of course I can neta I'm a store manager remember. You don't have faith in your management. The longest person who's been here.... I can handle it.

Neta: I trust you. You're going to be with Candi and Warabie they're going to help you. If some things people's wrong please call me

Mahi: alright

Neta: ok this is something I need to tell you and it's really really important.

Mahi:.............

Neta: I have this friend, his name is Stefan. He's a betta. You probably know who he is, he's on the cover of 'kriller coffee'

Mahi: is he the guy that had his coffee shop closed down because he was accused of money laundering?

Neta: yeah him. If he comes into the store, send Vinny to the back.

Mahi: who's Vinny?

Neta: you'll know him when you see him all right. If Stefan comes to the store, send Vinny to the back. They cannot make eye contact. They cannot look at each other. They cannot feel each other's presence look at me. Look at me right now...........they are not allowed to interact.....at all. Okay, simple request.

Mahi: All right, I'll try..... See I hate it when you do that now I'm less confident in my abilities

Neta: you got this champ. I believe in you

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Neta: *yawn*

Ikkan: tired?

Neta: yeah... I've just been really busy..... The store's going to be open in........one year...wow so close. You graduating this year right?

Ikkan: yep....three months..... we're also getting married next year.

Neta: oh yeah.

Ikkan: less than a year. It's actually 9 months

Neta: It's getting close

Ikkan: getting cold feet?

Neta: absolutely not. I waited so long to get the chance to call you my hubby [kiss.....kisskisskisskiss]

Ikkan: hehehe neta haha stop! Hehehe [kiss] we have to visit the venue next week....... and still need to talk to a Baker.

Neta: you still want a spice cake?

Ikkan: with little to no frosting... and apple

Neta: with a brown sugar drizzle?

Ikkan: yes....

Neta: It's better than carrot cake

Ikkan: carrot cake is good. You're just stubborn

Neta: vegetables should not be in cake. I'm sorry that is just the hill I'm going to die on.......*yawn*..... I'm glad the kelp dome is available....and we don't need to spend money on flowers.....we still need to put out wedding invitations. I have some old Splatoon buddies I want to come.... what about you? You still want your family from krillarney to come

Ikkan: yeah maybe some aunts and uncles can come and a couple of cousins

Neta: mmmm that's great. I'd love to meet them.....*yawn*.....mmmm...hmmm [kiss]....what about the honeymoon? Hehehe where do you want to go? [Kiss]

Ikkan: mmmm I don't know.......you said you wanted to go back to haddaido.... maybe stay at a resort

Neta: mmmm...I was thinking conch shell cove..

Ikkan: that's nice...get a air BNB....[kiss] with a nice view...[kiss]......

Neta: [kiss]..... I mean I got a nice view right now hehe . come here....[kiss]

Ikkan: I thought you were tired?

Neta: I'm not that tired [kissing]

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Service worker: so The wedding will be set in the center, chairs will be set here. For the reception, I guess we can get rid of all the chairs. You have a small stage for entertainment and-

Koi-koi: sorry I'm late traffic and everything.

Neta: koi

Ikkan: hey mom.

Koi-koi: Hi guppy! [kiss]......................cover your neck I can see your hicky!

Ikkan: mom stop!

Koi-koi: cover. it!!.......

Ikkan: I'm going to the bathroom........ You're the only one who noticed.

Koi-koi...hmm.. awwww Neta! it's good to see you honey [peck]

Neta: Mrs. Admiral

Koi-koi: oh please just call me koi we're not in a work setting......... So this is the place? It's very nice. Natural light, very spacious, beautiful greenery. You choose a very nice location.

Neta: yeah.... We wanted something close to nature but...heh.... without bugs or .....birds..ikkan doesn't like birds hehehehe

Koi-koi: He's always been scared of birds. I have no idea where that stems from.

Service worker: well, the only bugs that we do have is in our butterfly garden. That's another option that most people go to for weddings...hehehe hhhhh

Koi-koi: uh huh.....how much is this going to be?

Service: well he picked A package which only provides the venue which is just the greenhouse. No other added things like music or flowers or food that equals out to be around 7.000

Neta: I have about 20.000 in my savings I was just getting-

Koi-koi: what are the other packages?

Service: well we have a total of four packages. A package is just the greenhouse. The B package provides music and flowers C package provides flowers and-

Koi-koi: which one is just food and flowers?.... I'm assuming you kids have your own music artist friends you'll invite to the venue so the music is not needed.

Service worker: so that is the C package....ummm...... That will cost 10.000

Neta: that's... that's like half of my-

Koi-koi: who's the caterer that will provide the food and what food will they be providing?

Service worker: well we usually outsource our foods from various restaurants. La homard and The Oceanside Cafe. they have a lovely selection of macarons that people just ad-

Koi-koi : do we get to choose from the menu? Or do they have their own pre-selected menu?

Service worker:........ they do provide a pre-selected menu but you are able to pick and choose what you want from any restaurant but there is a fee

Koi-koi: how much?

Service worker: uhhhh 800

Neta: That's... A little bit over my budget

Koi-koi: perfect. May we have the menus please......thank you. Here you go neta

Neta:.koi.....this is a little too much for me

Koi-koi: what flowers do you provide? The color is going to be green and purple. I was thinking of something like Purple stock and Dark purple carnations moonvista maybe some sages decoration. How much would that be

Service workers: that would be 900 those flowers are not provided in the C package so it would be a little bit extra.

Koi-koi: so how much should that be?

Service worker: 11.700

Neta: ehhhh thats-

Koi-koi: Great! Am I able to pay it monthly or all at once?

Neta: koi

Koi-koi: shh I'm doing business... Is there an interest fee?

Service worker: no we don't have an interest fee and you can pay for it every 2 months

Koi-koi: Great!.... Let me just get my card out.....ehhhh....I'll put it on my black cyan card.

Service worker: oh Black cyan!.... Right away.

Neta: koi I really appreciate you doing this but It's okay really I don't want you to spend this much money on-

Koi-koi: I have been saving for this for a long time... You really make ikkan happy..... The happiest he's been in years..... I really don't mind paying for it. You can use the money you saved for your suit or shoes maybe something for your groomsmen......

Neta:.............thanks koi

Ikkan: All right, I'm back. Here's your makeup..... Is this good enough for you?

Koi-koi: watch the attitude.... Well we have everything sorted out....

Service worker: here's your card back ma'am. You're receipt for your first month's payment

Koi-koi: thank you dear you've been a real help.

Ikkan: mom we talked about this neta and I have no problem paying for the expenses. If neta doesn't have enough I can pay

Koi koi- sweetie I insist. I've been dreaming about your special day for years. Since you were born. [Kiss]

Ikkan:...... Is this how you pictured it......

Koi-koi: ............. well...no. I pictured you in a wedding dress with your tentacles up in a tight bun..... but I do look forward to seeing my guppie in a nice tailored suit.

Ikkan: mmmmmmm I can still wear a dress.

Koi-koi:* heh* stop being silly

Ikkan: hehehehe I can wear your dress

Koi-koi: hahaha .... no. you'd stretch it.

Ikkan: I can fit in it you just need to cut the sleeves off.......... and dye it black

Koi-koi: *gasp* never!........ maybe you can wear your father's suit.

Ikkan: no I already have a suite in mind

Koi-koi: speaking of your father where is he?? He wandered off an hour ago.

Ikkan: I saw him near the fruit and vegetables when I came out of the bathroom

Koi-koi: oh ugh.... He's probably lecturing one of the gardeners. Probably something about mulch. You know how he is....hmmm.

Service worker: I almost forgot. We also need to know how many chairs we'll need to provide for guests.

Koi-koi: how many guests are you inviting

Ikkan: we actually haven't talked that much about that yet and haven't put on any invitations either. You haven't even made them yet.

Koi-koi:................................................................... Is it okay if we get back to you honey?

Service worker: Yes of course, but we do need to know how many guests a month in advance.

Koi-koi: of course we'll call you when we figure it out......... ....*sigh* you need to Make a list and figure out who is coming. I know you probably have a lot of friends who you want to go. You can maybe choose a couple family members and the same goes with Neta. You need to get on that. The weddings in a couple months........ Practically a year actually. You have plenty of time.

Koi-koi: All right, let's go home ..... Maybe dinner...... Boys do you want something to eat

Neta: yeah I could take something home

Ikkan: sure

Koi-koi: Merv we're going.... I'm going to try to find someplace to eat

Merv: so what kind of fertilizer do you use?

Gardener: Salmonoid excrement

Merv: oh really

Gardener: oh yeah It's very rich and nutrients we usually use it for produce. We have a partnership with grizzco we put advertisements around some of the green rooms and they give us salmon poop. Pretty solid deal

Merv: I used to own a farm

Gardener: ohh

Merv: and we raised manatees so every other month when we need to clean up their stalls and we used their-

Koi-koi: dear we're leaving......stop harassing the gardeners

Merv: All right .... Is there a way I can buy some of that salmon fertilizer?

Gardener: we sell small bags of it in the gift shop.. It's on the left

Merv: huh well I'll go over there

Koi-koi: Merv!!

Merv: okay!....... You said on the left right? Okay, thank you

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Neta: Crab cakes we got food!.. does my crab cakes want crab cakes?

Cirrina: hi Daddy hi dad!

Ikkan: aw hi cici

Neta:.....oh hello?...... Cirrina ...... who's this?

Paul: you Don't recognize me Mr. V?

Neta: Paul?

Paul: yeah! He used to babysit me while everyone else's partying

Neta: well look at you. You got fingers now and actual flesh. You've really grown up huh. I mean the last time I saw you was.....was uh

Paul: 4 years ago I was 10.

Neta: yeah......... So it brings you here

Paul: oh my parents finally let me go to public school and I'm in her class.

Cirrina: we have a school project we're doing together.... Is that okay?

Neta: ohhhh what's the project history class?

Cirrina: It's economics

Neta: That's even better. You need any help?

Cirrina: nope, we're fine

Neta: are you sure?

Cirrina: Yes

Neta: I have a degree in business-

Cirrina: DAD

Neta: ok! Shit..... I'll leave you kids alone..... Dinner will be ready at 6...... Paul you want to stay we have crab carbonara.

Paul: uhhhh....

Cirrina: (shakes head )

Paul: No. I had to be home by 5:00 but can I-can I take some home?

Neta: yeah no problem kiddo

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Neta:.(Eating)..............

Cirrina:...(Eating).........

Ikkan: ....(Eating)

Neta:.....(Eating).......so...... Paul.......do you like him?

Cirrina: *huh* dad!!

Neta: what! Just wondering! Just wanted to know!

Cirrina: *ugh* I'm eating in my room.

Neta: was I not supposed to ask that?... What did I do?

Ikkan: she's just growing up babe, give her time...(Eating)........ We need to start working on the guest invites... Who do you think we should invite?

Neta: uh........ hold up. I'm getting a call.......... hello. Hey mahi

Mahi: TWO FUCKING BETTAS!??!? YOU HIRE TWO FUCKING BETTAS?!!?!?!

Neta: ok technically I did not hire two. I hired one but the other one is a business part-oh................... please stop yelling. Ok ........ok ........ I'll head over there right now!!...... who started the fight?...... Stefan, of course he did... I'm on my way. I'll be right back

Ikkan: can I have the rest of your pasta?

Neta: fine

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Mahi really should have let neta stay I mean them and warabi were both fighting for their lives @fish-at-fish-fish-resort

#yeah wedding for getting married. yay!#koi-koi is a great mom strict and overbearing but lovely and kind #Paul is 14 and is friends with Cirrina JUST FRIENDS #trans ikkan supremacy 🧎🏾#poor mahi they really didn't know what they we're getting themselves into #Vinny and Stefan were at each other throats #thankfully because Stefan started the fight Vinny was not fired but they are not allowed to be in the same place #not until this new store opens where they have two floors separating them

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