Ok but imagine being Nandor introducing your familiar and it's some 19 y.o team Edward tiny Mexican dude you found at a panera bread who probably followed him home bc he said he was a vampire.... That's comedy babes the nandermo motion picture is unparalleled

night watcher

now I want a bagel

I feel like wwdits is a show written to be in the worst timeline. Its like the characters choose all the wrong options. There were so many options, so many ways things could've gone and these characters continue to surprise us by choosing the dumbest, the most rediculous, the absolute worst options.

Jealous of whom, Nandor ?

no but. the only real canon thing we know about nandor and guillermo's first encounter is that guillermo was in his early 20's and working at panera bread. that's it. like. panera bread is the center of the beginning of their cringefail, 13 years long love story. what even happened there. it's becoming concerning to me. did they meet in a panera bread???what would nandor be doing in a panera bread???did he just see that waiter and told himself "yeah that's him that's my next familiar"??? did he try to tip guillermo with a gold coin, thus making him fall in love instantly?? or did they meet OUTSIDE of panera bread with guillermo directly seeking out to be a vampire's familiar? but then why did nandor remember so clearly about the panera bread? he literally said "from panera bread you came, and back to panera bread you shall return" why is THIS the most distinctive element of the start of their relationship??what could have possibly OCCURED in the panera bread. what is the panera bread lore.

Local Panera Bread employee takes on himself to sort out the commotion at the back of the building... never to be seen again.

i think it's kind of funny that Nandor waited outside a Panera Bread like Batman for who knows how long

but he also knew the whole time that if he really wanted to find Guillermo, all he had to do was go to his mom's house

bitch was fucking hoping to have a dramatic sexy fight in an allyway with Guillermo where Guillermo (not Patton Oswalt) would have changed his mind with a kiss

I'm so upset about Guillermo. It's not even so much because I think his reasoning is weaksauce given a), all the direct and indirect killing he's done over the series, and b), the unexplored blood options beyond random hunting. People are complicated, I get it.

It's that dude, I am also a nerdy queer fat latinx raised-catholic divorce-kid who deeply wants to be a vampire, and I was trying to live vicariously through you, Guillermo.

I was rooting for you! You are blowing this for us! This is a fully personal gripe and I'm big mad about it. 😤😭

I need to know:

If vampires can’t eat human food without being violently ill, then why was Nandor in a panera bread??

My eternal sunshine of the spotless mind Nandermo fic lives rent-free in my head.

Would love to write it someday.

Would love to feel the urge to write again someday 😩

I’m at a Panera bread currently and my only thought is “oh my god Guillermo and Nandor met here oh my god it’s the bread house his heart was full of fire oh my god”

that was genuinely such a good finale tho. tied up so many loose ends. truly reinforced the found family. nandor doing what he did for guillermo. because he knows him. anyway. i'm full of emotion because it was great.

ok I know we're all stuck on the los goosebumps and burning heart, but I can't get over the probability that guillermo probably met nandor whilst working his shift at panera bread. WHAT WAS NANDOR DOING THERE? ITS NOT LIKE HE CAN EAT THE FOOD

I genuinely believe Guillermo is a reincarnation of John

Nandor is destined to kill and eat/eat and kill his soulmate in every life. Just this time he can bring him back to life forever

Guillermo's Van Helsing DNA causes him to crave raw garlic sometimes.