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lavenderarts · 5 months
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Hey Guardian, race you through the Ascendant Plane sometime?
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vanade · 2 years
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unlikely wingman
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msfreakshow · 3 months
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timaeusterrored · 1 year
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The People: Crow doesn’t like the Guardian romantically what are you on?
Crow: *leaning against the wall, balancing a knife on his finger for literally no reason, and stop immediately after we walk by*
Me: That’s such bullshit. Homie is literally showing off what?
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fallens-art · 2 years
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I just <3 <3 Sow <3 <3
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The Crows are to the Grishaverse as the Guardians of the Galaxy are to Marvel. Like all the avengers and shadow and bone characters are like “ahh the weight of world is on our shoulders” but all the crows and the guardians just want their goddamn money
I have too much time on my hands and I wanted to prove my point, so enjoy these guardians quotes replaced by the crows characters
Van Eck: [insert long villain monologue here]
Kaz: yeah, blah blah blah but WE’D LIKE TO GET PAID
Inej: The contact is making me wait.
Kaz: That’s just a negotiation tactic - trust me, this is my speciality. Whereas yours is more… stab, stab, stab
Nina: I have no need of the money
Kaz: Well great, more money for the rest of us!
Jesper: What’s that?
Wylan: Don’t touch that, it’s a bomb
Jesper: AND YOU JUST LEAVE IT LYING AROUND!???
Wylan: … well I was gonna put it in a box
Matthias: I’m a warrior, an assassin. I don’t dance.
Nina: Really? Well, in my country we have a legend about people like you. It’s called Footloose. And a great hero, named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well it’s the greatest thing there is.
Matthias: Who put the sticks up their butts? That is cruel.
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hyakunana · 7 months
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The Crafting Mystery
(yes, this is a parody — and yes this is the second time I make a parody of the same scene that is printed in my brain at this point)
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beidak-art · 1 year
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Preparing some stickers for an upcoming comics festival in my city. What is not sold at the stand will be sold and given away online! ♥️
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sailorsenshigifs · 6 months
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aghostsdestiny · 4 months
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We saved the eggs, when do we get the babies, Bungie 👀✨️
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lavenderarts · 9 months
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Sometimes you just need a big soft hug
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crow-posting · 2 months
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Mundane Guardian Asks
Do they celebrate their resurrection day? If so, how? If not, why?
Do they celebrate any holidays?
Is their house/"home base" mobile, interim, or permanent? Do they invite people over?
Would they rather be asked about their love life or their job?
What's their favorite [or least favorite] Small Talk Question? ("Where were you rezzed?" "What's your favorite color?" etc.)
What's their favorite song? -OR- What song would they choose as their personal theme/boss music?
What do they wear when running errands?
What would they wear to a formal event?
"What's in their pocketses?"
Do they have a food combo that's unique to them, like tajin and avocado ice cream?
Coffee, tea, soda, energy drink, or another caffeine source?
What kind of hobbies do they have? -OR- how do they fill their downtime?
What's a word/phrase people don't expect them to know, but is somehow part of their vocabulary?
What's their weirdest habit when using the Light/Darkness? (eg yelling kamehameha before casting Chaos Reach)
Any superstitions?
How do they counteract nightmares [bad dreams]? How do they counter Nightmares [Pyramid constructs]?
What kind of ship do they fly? Is it custom to their wants/needs or mostly stock?
On a scale of "constantly fishtailing" to "the next Marcus Ren," how good can they drive a Sparrow?
Are they close to their Ghost?
If they were playing "kiss, marry, kill", who would be their top 3 candidates?
What's a secret (small or large) that they will never share?
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overthinkiwinky · 3 months
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OKAY. BUT PLEASE. HEAR ME OUT.
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He's just perfect for playing Jack Frost in a live-action. And both are named Jack! Coincidence? I don't think so.
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sparkofthemachine · 1 year
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I'm sure there are a lot of kinderguardians who aren't aware that MANY guardians are canonically married to Lord Shaxx ;)   wrapping up valentines with a little relevant update for ceph/crow hahah
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aukanemin · 8 months
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"I closed my eyes and flew, cold ice to spine – red-hot and heavy body to the chest. I felt thoughts slither moving back and forth, nutations such loving, delicate and sound, through veins and parts and sides of me, like sinful thought, like tender beast that courses through.
Such strange and chtone design behind the dark there was.
Such lovely one."
Amidst the canvas of adored, there is a bloom of gratitude and tone that's so demure and delicate and unobtrusive, deep, for loves and mistful dreams as glorious, delightful as @cinisekha's is<ззз
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inspired by the simple fact that we are all married to Shaxx :D happy Into The Light Launch day everyone!!
"Wait... You're married?"
The news come crashing on Crow's head as he and the Guardian perch at a nearby weapon station. How did he not know? And how could the Guardian choose him if...
Crow is unsure if he should be feeling frustrated or sad or angry, but the Guardian’s utter nonchalance about that fact is giving him a pause.
"Well, yes," they shrug as if Crow stated the most obvious fact in the world.
"To Lord Shaxx?"
"Uh-huh," they mutter, biting on their tongue as they reassemble their rifle with precision and care.
"Married to Lord Shaxx?"
"Correct."
Crow blinks.
He tracks another Guardian as they approach Shaxx to discuss this or that bounty, when they reach up and kiss the Crucible chandler's helmeted cheek before scurrying away to an upcoming match.
"They are also married," the Guardian adds quickly, preceding Crow's burning questions.
In the next few moments, there's an affectionate Titan lady, a shy and sprightly Hunter and a whole fireteam of Warlocks.
Confused more and more by the minute, Crow nearly forgets all about his weaponry.
"A few more visits like that, and I'm going to start thinking I'm also married."
When the Guardian looks up at Crow with a grin, he has to roll his eyes.
Of course he is also married to Lord Shaxx. Who isn't!
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