Tucker's just mad he ain't never had a chance with either of them.
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You absolute buffoon, you have left me no choice. I have destroyed god. I've now reached enlightenment idiot, so now you can't avoid me any longer. You must procure my Bambi 2 at all costs or all of time and space will be lost to you.
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ROUND 1: GREEN M&M (candy) VS PS5 (your brain)
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h/t to my friend Danielle for this GoT gem.
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they’ve cancelled m&m’s. the wild bastards down in marketing said “time to run a Kill Mr. Peanut campaign” and now Maya Rudolph is the spokesperson of m&ms. yes i know about the child slavery stuff and this is like maybe a deflect but i think it’s probably just super bowl bait and—
now then, young man, i am speaking with you, my end neigh. i’m desperate. our favor. there’s a gamestop you haven’t tried, just out of state, across the border. the greyhound leaves in 23 minutes and the return bus will collect you in two days.
i need you to go to that gamestop, retrieve bambi ps2, and bring it back to me
or so help me god. my wrath from beyond the grave will be unimaginable, boy
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Tumblr Sexy(Wo)man Of The Day #0042
Green M&M (M&M's, 1997)
Art By Robert Diep
List Of Archetypes
Capitalist
Green
Girlboss
Nonhuman
Object Head
Bait
Dominating
Gay
Johnlocked
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