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cary-elwes · 1 year

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#cary elwes #race against time #2000 #god this is SO SO HOT #mister elwes...

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not-a-bad-dragon · 7 months

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Shoutout to Baldurs Gate 3 for having a magical girl transformation sequence but instead of a teenager in a short skirt it's a lesbian aasimar paladin in full plate about to open 13 cans of fucking whoop ass

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #dame aylin #aylin appreciation post #god i love them #theyre both so hot

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cozylittleartblog · 10 months

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@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you

edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally

#dashboard #staff #tumblr update #comic #art #doodles #costco ceo about the price of a hot dog.png #i refuse to believe this is a real problem that site owners think people have #frankly i refuse to believe people had this issue with deviantart before eclipse #i am sorry you have to put about 15 minutes of effort into understanding a new website. feel better soon #my main blog doesn't have it yet but i logged into here to make this post and. i have it #this is fucking terrible. it would ahve been really really funny for april fools day but not as a permanent change #i hate it a Lot. i hate it so fucking much. oh . my god.#edit - guys i amnot actually sending de*th threats to staff it's the costco hot dog meme

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objectamour · 1 month

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am I into 'rope and rigging'?🤨 uh yeah I guess you could say so

apparently necessary edit: this post is about having sex with ships. i want to fuck the boats nasty style all over every one of the seven seas.

#god they're so hot #objectum #posic #osor #objectum memes #objectum sexuality #object romanticism #objectophilia #posic companion #posic community #objectum partner

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myrkulitescourge · 6 months

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the way that one line from the new epilogue in an astarion romance is going to HAUNT me

just. what a profoundly intense thing to confess to someone.

like, just these six months of newfound happiness with you exerts a force on his heart equal and in direct opposition to two centuries of endless torment, the gnawing hunger and exploitation. this flashbulb-bright fraction of his long life holds the same gravity to him as years upon years of darkness and suffering.

in all likelihood, he hasn’t even known his lover for as long as his worst memory lasted, that year sealed away to go mad from starvation and sensory deprivation, yet he still tells them this brief time has been so fundamentally and powerfully important that the weight of even that unimaginable hell is vanishingly small compared to this present he has now and the future ahead of them both.

how am i supposed to act normal about this.

#i need to lay down #just drop this in there right at the beginning why not!#that’s INTENSE. and completely sincere considering his demeanor at the party. god #he’s so… nice. in the romanced epilogue. i expected him to be a little smug and jokey #if tav told him the others weren’t doing so hot without the two of them around #but he takes it so genuinely and with visible disappointment?? literally shocked me #i thought he would say oh of course their lives have taken a turn without our impressive leadership lol!#and then redirect into something a little less flippant #but man. he just gets sad. astarion six months into a loving relationship is like a stray cat that instantly gets cuddly when you adopt it #dude went cotton candy marshmallow saccharine sweet in a HEARTBEAT #bless the others with your presence he says. i’ll always be here he says. we have forever after all he says.#head in my hands. how could they do this to me #astarion ancunin #astarion bg3 #astarion #bg3 epilogue spoilers #bg3 spoilers #baldur’s gate 3 spoilers #bg3

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pangloss-artee · 5 months

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my little meow meow

#matthew lillard #william afton #my art #digital art #fanart #artists on tumblr #drawing #illustration #sketch #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #fnaf movie #god he's so hot #they could not have chosen a better actor #also please look at his hands #springtrap

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lizzibennet · 2 years

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i am once again asking you to watch the 2019 shakespeare in the park production of much ado about nothing

#signor beneDICK!#they are both so hot......... god help my bisexual little heart #much ado about nothing #shakespeare

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aquiboni · 11 months

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😔 I’m down bad I fear

#he’s so hot GOD #miguel o'hara #across the spiderverse

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 1 month

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Vincent Price guest stars on

The Muppet Show (1977)

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st4rch1ld404 · 8 months

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if u asked him to put it on he would. only because he loves u so much and knows how happy u would be <3

#my art #bg3 gale #bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #baldur's gate 3 gale #baldur's gate 3 #I PUT GRAY IN HIS HAIR BC ITS HOT #IDC WHATS CANON OR NOT #ok but like? smash #SJKHSDJFD AHHAAH #gods i would let him read me a bed time story then kiss my forehead gn #omg i love him i would die for him #hes so soft and so anxious!!!!! like omg i cant believe im wearing this but.. u like it??#skjfdd #he is a people pleaser

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tapdancing-eggs · 10 months

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Remember how we were little and we loved pink and Barbie and dolls and princesses?

Remember how we got old enough to realize that people were making fun of us and not enough people told us to ignore them so we got embarrassed and we hated ourselves. Pink was our least favorite color until perhaps recently when we were neutral towards it at best.

But something in us changed when we decided we needed to see Barbie (2023). The women and girls I saw wearing their best pinks today. I purposely bought MYSELF something pink for the first time I can remember.

We’re giving ourselves the freedom we took away.

#and thank god #because i look HOT in this pink #hot pink was my fav when i was a kid and i was so real for that #barbie #greta gerwig #margot robbie #ken #allan #america ferrera #eggs? making her own post?

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itsallgoodmann · 10 days

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ONE NIGHT I PROMISE I WONT FUMBLE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

#cod #cod mw2 #call of duty #captain john price #captain price #john price #barry sloane #modern warfare #cpt price #cpt john price #god he’s so hot

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acidiccunt · 1 year

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i was getting on my knees to pray to u but sure i can suck u off too while im at it

#mine #god complexes are so hot #need a bitch who thinks their literally god lmfao

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brattysofiax · 4 months

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Thinking about when he held me down on the couch and toyed with my cunt while he watched tv, didn't even look at me, and shushed me everytime I whimpered.

He climbed on top of me when I got too desperate, slid inside me, put a hand over my mouth and said "didn't I tell you to shut the fuck up?" while rutting into me 😵‍💫

#god i just love being used like a toy #he's so hot and i'm gonna think about this for so long #text posts

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 9 months

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i have a Scene - a Plot if you will - that backs this as context. y'all are gonna have to trust me on this one <3 or read the tags...

#the song is 'in your eyes' by peter gabriel #boombox serenade lets GO!!!#in my mind immediately after this the others came over to say hi (or in sallys case tell him off)#and at first howdy's like 'oh ofc wallys there that makes sense. sally too? strange but alright'#then eddie appears and ohhhh boy its Jealousy Central Babey and howdy's train just pulled into the station #scribble salad #laughingstock #welcome home #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby #OK CONTEXT I PROMISED CONTEXT #so in my mind howdy is an oblivious dumbass when it comes to his own romantic feelings.#he's so in love with barnaby (its very obvious) but Doesnt Realize It. despite being a god tier flirty fruity motherfucker #so when barnaby - thinking theyre on the same page - confesses #howdy's all like 'ohhh um. gee barn im flattered truly but - i just dont like you like that'#yk breaking barnaby's heart right down the middle #so barnaby shuts himself in his home and wally is hovering. yk Worried #and eddie - who's been helping barnaby come to terms w/ his own feelings & gauge if howdy feels the same - asks sally to check in for him #& sally goes over and Immediately involves herself. she takes personal offense on barnaby's behalf #also she lives for the drama and wants every juice detail Hot Off The Press #so while howdy is having a lil crisis as he slowly realizes Oh My Fucking God I DO Love Barnaby Like That-#barnaby / sally / wally / (eventually) eddie are all having a sleepover where they just play card games and chat #a good ol bitch n' stitch night #and howdy shows up to try and talk to barns (obvs in my head he doesnt have a boombox he just Knocks)#only to get RE-RE-RE-REJECTEDDDDDD!!!! thats how it feels you wormy mf!#bc barnaby is a) having a girls night & b) needs to emotionally prepare for That conversation #aaaaand THATS the context <3

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darlingpetra · 21 days

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The way they’re looking at each other 😩 I’m gonna need a minute.

#I can’t stop watching my own damn gif help #i’m not okay #god they’re so hot #halstarion #astarion #halsin #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 astarion #bg3 screenshots #bg3 gif #bg3 halsin

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