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yaboywillyshakes · 7 months
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earlier this week i said to a coworker "i know this week is my week, cause it started with indigenous people's day and then coming out day" and then immediately after that i tested positive for covid
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seulgiology · 4 years
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take you on a drive | johnny suh
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Headcanon!
pairings: childhood friend!johnny x childhoodfriend!female reader
words: 1.5k
genre: fluffy headcanon with humor uwu
synopsis: I’m pretty sure we all know NCT 127. You know, the 10-member K-Pop group who makes some questionable, but nonetheless amazing music? Then you must know their lead dancer and underrated vocalist/rapper, Johnny Suh. But what was he like before the fame and popularity? What happened in Chicago?
warnings: cursing
a/n: fuck, yall im so sorry for that long ass gif jdlknjdbc,,, anygays ADMIN 1 HERE YER YER. unedited in my angst to post this
disclaimer: This is a work of fiction from our imagination. It is not intended that the plot, theme, original characters, idols, etc. portray any real-life events/people. Plagiarism is NOT tolerated on this blog. If you believe we have copied an existing authors’ work, please message us privately. Thank you and enjoy :)
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boy oh boy i hope ya’ll saw those pre-debut pictures of johnny cause-
CHILE
but before we get into that;
how’d you meet in the first place?
funny you ask
it was by pure coincidence
you were a rising junior in high school
yikes lol,
you were pretty fucking young
you had just got your drivers license and desperately wanted to drive your parents car
the sad part:
your annoying ass little brothers had to go with you wherever you drove
two of these devils were too much
imagine being in a CAR with them
hell
around august, you being the good sister you are,
offered to take them to the amusement park
with their equally annoying friends lol
12 year olds are just,,,
sigh
but you weren’t the only one chaperoning
one of their friends older brother (you vaguely remember his name being Johnny)tagged along to watch the devil spawns with you
and my my my, you were not expecting him to hop in the back of your moms mini van with all that hair
ya’ll know that hair he had pre-debut when it was super long and shaggy-like? yea that one
but he was cute
in a nerdy way though
you couldn’t help but steal peeks at him a few times-
or what you thought was being discreet
-through the rear view mirror of course
and what you gathered was this:
naturally puckered lips
might still be going through puberty with his voice
muscly arms, probably his whole body too
friendly eyes but intimidating face
in conclusion-
you didn’t know what to think about him
there came a point on the highway when your brothers and their friends wanted snacks
you exited the highway to the nearest gas station and sighed into the steering wheel as you waited for them to come back
“are you always this annoyed?” came a sudden voice.
you damn near banged your head against the car roof with how high you sat up
“shit, i thought you were in there with the boys.”
your hand was clutching your flowery tank top, the hot weather was not playing today
and he sniggered under his breath at obviously startling you
“What’s so funny?” in all honesty, you weren’t even upset
you just wanted him to get that you were not the one to mess with
… with your clear jelly sandals
… and clip on earrings your little sister forced you to wear
… and the flowers on your tank were the icing on the cake
the childish pout on your face was absolutely adorable to him
“You’re blushing. it’s cute.”
You couldn’t keep your front in place for long with that contagious smile he had
“It’s just insanely hot.”
“Pfft and so am I.” He playfully scoffed at your remarks, his bangs shifting along with his movement
the car fell into a comfortable silence after that,
both of you too awkward to continue
when the boys finally got into the car after 902837 years,
you were once again on your way to the esteemed amusement park
once you guys arrived, the boys immediately ran off to the biggest rollercoasters to ride
with you two alone
so much for chaperoning right
at least they said they’ll call if they need you
so there you were;
thinking how the hell you ended up with this sarcastic and sweaty dweeb
you turned towards him in time to see him already looking your way
might as well make the most out of the situation, right?
“I heard the Goliath is pretty scary.” You warily suggest
“Only if you’re a wuss.” He jesters back
“Tch, im pretty sure you’ll be throwing up your intestines by the time we’re done”
“I guess we’ll have to actually get on the ride to see, don’t we?” The cunning smirk was challenging and you were ready for it.
even if you were a little bitch who couldn’t stand heights
sorry to the readers who actually are afraid of heights
but if this guy Johnny was daring you,
something about him made you want to prove him wrong
“Race you to the coaster!”
and he ran off, leaving you in the dust
“I bet $5 he doesn’t know where he’s going.”
about an hour later, you and Johnny rode about 4 roller coasters
laughing until you cried
and screaming at the top of your lungs in absolute joy
but the slightly older teen at your side was having the time of his life too
for a completely different reason
his mind went blank when you held his hand tight as the ride was climbing to the top
he couldn’t contain his smile when you tugged him along to another ride and told him,
“Johnny we have to ride this one, It’s going to be even better than the last.”
you met up with the other boys to eat some of the food you snuck in
ngl y’all every time i went to six flags they don’t allow outside food in?????
none of you were tired yet, and spent another 3 hours at the park
You and Johnny found yourselves near the boardwalk part
It came to a surprise that he was the one tugging you along
you played all of the typical games people play
whack-a-mole
milk bottle
balloon bust
ring toss
roll-a-ball
that game where you have to shoot water in a hole to blow up the balloon
even managed to win your shaggy haired companion a stuffy
“it’s so pretty at night, isn’t it?”
you asked as he carried you on his back,
since you were complaining about your feet hurting
the lights of the carousel and the boardwalk together was so beautiful
you sat down near the big fountain in the middle, waiting for the other to make their way back
you chatted on and on about the amusement park
adored by the way his eyes seem to disappear when he laughed with you
and when you made your way back home, the conversation continued in the car too
you sung songs together and even managed to get on your brothers’ good side
surprise number 826363 of the night;
johnny could sing
You all sang your hearts out to Beyonce’s If I were a Boy, and TVXQ’s Mirotic
He couldn’t remember a time where he had so much fun in one day
so it was absolutely devastating when you pulled up to his house
“I guess this is it huh?”
he was so nervous, omg
he didn’t want to leave like that
shit, he spent the whole day having fun with an amazing person
he couldn’t believe he had to walk back in his house
and go on in life to only have this day as a memory
to lay at night and-
“You want my number, or...?”
you stifled a girlish giggle when he fumbled with his phone in his hand
you quickly opened up his contacts and added your name
with a little “<3″ at the end ‘cause you had to
you handed him back his phone and enjoyed the feeling of his fingers brushing against yours
your initial confidence soon left and all that was left was suffocating awkwardness
god he really wanted to say something
but he just had  to be a nervous
even if you both were pressed against each other on those roller coasters
“uh... I had a lot of fun with you- with everyone I mean, today, by the way,” he forced the words out
he could hear how nervous and shaky he was, but you could see his eyes held sincerity
“Yeah, so did I.”
you stared at him with a small smile on your face
shifting in place under the weight of his strong gaze
HONK!
you both jumped at the sound of the car honking obnoxiously
“Damn where is the knife ‘cause this tension is THICK”
“How do you even know what tension is, aren’t you like, 6?”
you snorted at johnny’s comeback and shook your head in amusement
“I should get going before they try and drive the car down the street”
you subconsciously put your hands in your back pockets and slowly back track towards the car
“Hey, y/n!”
just as you were getting in the front seat, you whip your head in his direction looking at him expectantly
“Maybe next time you won’t actually be scared.”
he sent a giddy grin your way before closing the front door
leaving you in the drivers seat with tingles throughout your body
and a grin on your face that you couldn’t wipe away even as you bid your parents good night
you toppled on your bed in a fit of giggles as you hug your phone to your chest
take a shot from every time i type giggles
“omg is he asking me out on a date?” you couldn’t help but ask aloud
suddenly, your phone chimes with a new message
your phone drops on your bed from your excitement
you already knew who it was from
you quickly opened the message and didn’t stop your eyes from rolling all the way to the back of your head
save me in your phone as ‘youngHOE’ ;)
he never failed to make you laugh
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tsaomengde · 5 years
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So, Vader Immortal Episode I (played on the Oculus, I can't comment about Vive/PSVR) is fucking awesome. The story is only about 40 minutes long, but there is a truly amazing feeling about staring the Dark Lord of the Sith in the face, or rather the chin, since he's taller than you. And there are tons of tasty bits of lore.
And you *get to wield a God Damn Lightsaber.*
The game is also accessible as hell.  Have trouble walking in VR because of motion sickness?  No problem, the game lets you choose teleport movement instead. Are all of the sequences where you have to climb ladders and pipes and stuff by hand-over-handing the controllers too discombobulating?  No problem, you can just skip all of them if you want.  I personally used thumbstick movement and did all of the climbing, and only had very slight vertigo with a couple of the climbing sequences.
It's new!canon, too! It's already up in its entirety on YouTube, so if people are interested in it just for the story, you can go watch it there. But if you have a headset of some sort and $10 to spare, I highly recommend it. Because not only do you get the story, you also get a 40-level "lightsaber dojo" with escalatingly difficult challenges and a medal system that gets you rewards for doing well, like different blade colors and even famous lightsabers like Qui-Gon's and Obi-Wan's. (I'm using Mace Windu's right now, myself.)
Below this cut I will talk in-depth about the lightsaber dueling and deflection mechanics based on my time in the dojo (31/40 levels complete, all 3/3-starred), as well as engage in serious Star Wars nerdery regarding lightsaber combat generally. If you could not care less, feel free to scroll on!
So, how exactly does the combat/dojo work? Well, you stand in one place, and are attacked either from the front and sides or all sides (depending on whether you've enabled 180 or 360 combat; 360 is substantially harder, so I set mine to 180) by flying remotes like in New Hope and training droids like in numerous EU stories.  Mook Chivalry (only attack one at a time) is more or less enforced rigorously, so your main challenge is figuring out the angle of an attack from the sound of it and physically turning your meat body in the right direction.  There are three main parts: blaster deflection, close-in remote cutting, and lightsaber dueling with training droids. I'll hit up each of these in turn.
Blaster deflection works pretty simply. The remotes (or stormtroopers, in the story mode) fire blaster bolts at you, which travel much slower than in the films because we're not actually Jedi and therefore have sad human reflexes. You get your blade in the way of the bolt, and it bounces back. Depending on the angle of the blade relative to the angle of the blaster bolt, you can control the return path to destroy remotes and even the close-in dueling droids. It feels pretty good, though I have a hard time figuring out exactly when I'm going to return a bolt to its source and when it's going to go off at an angle and hit (or miss) something else.
Close-in remote cutting happens when the remotes spawn right in front of you, within lightsaber-reach, or when the later models sprout blades and fly at your head. This is the area of the game that seriously suffers. Unless you get a perfect cut straight through the remote, you miss, and this results in a lot of flailing around when you have to track other crap coming at your face. On levels where it's just you and remotes, and they're popping out of the floor *a lot,* the easiest way is to two-hand the lightsaber (more on that later) and give them short, descending bops to cut them as fast and efficiently as possible.  Does that sound familiar?  It should, because I have just described whack-a-mole.  You literally end up playing whack-a-mole with a lightsaber on some of the dojo levels.  Now, whether that sounds awesome or not is personal taste, but I’ll just say I don’t feel much like a badass Jedi doing it.
Finally: the lightsaber dueling.  At 31/40 levels in, I feel like I’ve seen all the mechanics they’re going to introduce, so I’m reasonably confident that I’m not going to give you an incomplete picture here.  Basically, the training droids (of which there are at least 3 models, though I bet there’s at least one more I haven’t seen yet) have a series of moves, all rather largely telegraphed for the benefit of us non-Jedi, where they cut at you from the left, right, or overhead, and depending on the angle of the cut the game expects you to get your blade in the way at a certain angle to stop it.  If you successfully block, you can immediately cut back in a riposte.  If the droid still isn’t dead after it finishes an attack combo, it will helpfully get all discombobulated and give you plenty of time to really go full hog on it. Later models of droid will also use power attacks with even more wind-up, and when you block you end up in a saber lock, which you win by pushing toward your opponent to put them off-balance.  The tracking on the saber locks is pretty okay; there have been a few that I lost because of some Straight Bullshit, but generally you block, you push, you win, it’s great!
On the one hand, this feels fucking awesome.  You are wielding a God Damn Lightsaber and cutting up robots and it feels just amazing.  The tracking is generally pretty solid, so the main issues with the combat are not on the technical, knowing-where-your-hands-are end, but instead with the limitations of playing in VR.
Here’s the thing: you can absolutely use either a one-handed or a two-handed grip on the saber.  One-handed is pretty simple, you choose which hand you want the saber in, you hold the grip button, and then you turn the blade on with the trigger.  Two-handed gets a little more interesting.  You move your other hand to the bottom half of the hilt, press the grip button there too, and then you kind of hold the controllers on top of one another.  Occasionally they’ll slip a bit and you’ll mash a finger, which isn’t great, but overall it is surprisingly effective at making you feel like you’re holding a single weapon with two hands.
I immediately and instinctively started with a two-handed grip, which is used by literally everyone in the Original Trilogy, and by most of the traditional lightsaber styles in the prequels and EU.  A two-handed grip, though, means every swing requires both arms as well as a lot of body rotation.  This isn’t real life; the amount of force you put into a swing doesn’t translate into force in the game.  The classic strength of a two-handed grip, extra power, has no point in Vader Immortal’s combat system.  The game decides how much damage a hit does by calculating how broad a swing is both before and after it impacts a target.  So I was unknowingly handicapping myself by adopting this traditional stance.
Two-handed blocking also instinctively involves a lot of angled parries across the body, whereas the game explicitly tells you it expects your saber to be held at very particular vertical angles to block left/right swings and horizontal angles to block overhead swings.  Two-handed blocking is fine at stopping overhead swings, and there are some diagonal blocks you can do that the game will recognize as OK, but when you have to very precisely block every hit in a four- or five-swing combo and immediately follow each one with a lightning-fast riposte, two-handing just slows you down.
The instant I switched to a one-handed grip, like Count Dooku uses almost exclusively, it was like someone flipped a switch.  I was blocking things and making ripostes that I’d never been able to make while two-handed.  One-handed grips, in real life, mean you have limited amounts of power you can put into any given swing, but again, Vader Immortal cares mostly about swing breadth, so you can just go apeshit on a droid with one hand and do the same amount of damage you could with two hands but in about half the time.
HOWEVER, that having all been said, once I got into the flow of things it felt and still feels amazing.  I just headcanon that I’m using Makashi, like Dooku, and all my effortless one-handed parries of various power attacks are just because I Am Awesome and Using The Force and whatnot.  I look forward to finishing the last nine levels and three-starring every one of them, and I’m going to play through the story again at least one more time.
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aion-rsa · 3 years
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Lucifer Season 6 Episode 7 Review: My Best Fiend’s Wedding
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This Lucifer review contains spoilers.
Lucifer Season 6 Episode 7
“The God thing is on hold for right now.”
Toxic masculinity, police misconduct, same sex wedding. As Adam says, “wokeness is hard,” but it’s also fair to say that Lucifer risks going a bit overboard as a social justice warrior in its final days. But any perceived heavy handedness floats away when Eve walks down the aisle toward her beautiful, black gowned partner Mazikeen, and “My Best Fiend’s Wedding” reminds us what makes this series so special. It’s the power of love amidst the vagaries of the human condition, and if the celestials become affected as well, then all the better. Oh, and the bombshells just keep on dropping. 
Drunks and microphones generally make for dangerous bedfellows, and Ella’s revelation at Eve and Maze’s wedding looks to throw the entire celestial/human family into chaos. While it’s been a long time coming, Ella’s reaction to the news that Lucifer’s been telling the truth all along brings with it a few surprises. It’s not a surprise that Ella feels hurt to have been left out of the loop, however, her reasoning catches everyone off guard. Why would it be difficult for her to process the news that angels, demons, and the Devil himself reside on Earth when she’s been a devout believer all along? 
It’s the long term impact Ella’s impromptu speech will have that can’t yet be measured. Of course, her contention that an impending end-of-the-world scenario stands as the most globally significant takeaway, but now Chloe must explain to Trixie that what the young girl has just heard is true. Lying at this point seems ludicrous, and while it’s not out of the question, the mechanics behind this conversation will no doubt become problematic. Which is going to be harder for Trixie to comprehend – the man she plays board games with is the Devil or Rory is her little sister from the future? We see the sisters meet briefly at the wedding and sense Rory wants to confide in Trixie, but she holds off, unaware of what’s to come. 
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“It’s Maze and big feelings; what could possibly go wrong?” There’s still a lot to break down about the wedding, but the introduction of Adam (Scott MacArthur) into the equation feels unnecessary and somewhat gratuitous. It’s understandable that someone like Maze has doubts before making arguably the biggest decision of her life, but we don’t need first-bro Adam waltzing in with his neanderthal attitudes about women as a means of examining and working through those fears. It’s not clear why he sits on Dr. Linda’s couch and admits that “we were made for each other,” but her reaction saves an otherwise silly scene.
Nevertheless, it’s Eve who must bear the preponderance of Adam’s boorish behavior. “It’s time to come home, babe,” may be one of the most cringeworthy lines in the series, but Eve stands firm, acknowledging that she never chose Adam in the first place. The women play it perfectly as Eve kisses Maze who gives Adam a well deserved middle finger. However, when Eve and Maze break into Linda’s office, the truth about Maze’s jitters comes into the open. She’s afraid of turning into her mother Lilith. 
Lucifer’s empathetic evolution continues when he finds a distraught Eve drinking and eating to excess and tries to explain Mazikeen’s issues with self-worth. “What kind of person tries to wreck their own wedding?” He experienced the exact same feelings with Chloe and quickly gets Eve back on track. In the end, Eve tells Maze the only words the demon needs to hear at this stage. “I just want you to be you,” and the wedding is back on.
While Maze and Eve deal with their issues, Rory faces a much more complicated set of interpersonal hurdles. We still don’t know whether she possesses the ability to return to her time or must remain stuck in the present, but either way, her father continues to make any attempts at detente increasingly frustrating. In addition to mending the relationship with her father, Rory confides in him the reason she doesn’t plan to attend the wedding. Most want to learn their fates, but “what if I say something that messes with their future?” she worries. It’s a valid concern that promises to only escalate now that the truth is out in the open.
Still, Rory’s scenes with Chloe instill hope that all will eventually settle itself, even though her mother now faces the biggest challenge of her time as a mother. “You make choices, mom. If I told you what they are, you wouldn’t be making them anymore.” It’s sometimes easy to dismiss Rory as a petulant, angelic millennial, but she understands the importance of keeping her secret. She introduces herself to Trixie and attempts to learn why her older sister holds Lucifer in such high regard. Her answers further complicate Rory’s daddy issues and when she tells Trixie “I’m nobody,” her pain is unmistakable.
It’s not clear which bombshell wreaks the most havoc, but Rory’s admission that Chloe is dying in the future while Lucifer remains AWOL from his family certainly begs to be explained. Lucifer must feel as if he’s playing whack a mole as he navigates a plethora of problems on Earth before taking on “the God thing” in the Silver City. Should he have left the adults, Mazikeen and Eve, to figure things out on their own in order to keep his date with his daughter? Yes, he has Good Intentions, (sorry, couldn’t help it) but he makes the wrong choice. Rory needs his attention infinitely more than Maze and Eve. 
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With only three episodes remaining, “My Best Fiend’s Wedding” neatly ties up some loose ends, but as so often happens, new problematic threads appear. In the end though, Ella’s revelation drives the narrative. Luci, you got some splainin’ to do.
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just-jordie-things · 7 years
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Like She’s Mine (part eleven) - Stiles Stilinski
this is a mini part really, as an apologize for not posting part 10 yesterday
this part is for jackee bc i’ve been tagging the wrong url for her and im forever sorry honey :(
In case you were wondering, yes I tossed and turned all night.  I thought of every possibility.  Maybe my macaroni was old and I was having troubles with reality.  Maybe I took bad medication and I had an acid dream.
Yeah… an acid dream makes sense.  Why else would Stiles Stilinski bust into my apartment and kiss me like he's wanted to for years? It wasn't real.  It couldn't have happened.  Surely I was dreaming.
But when I touched my lips, they still felt tender.  Freshly made out with.
That morning I'd run into the bathroom, and sure enough, they were pink and somewhat swollen.  This only made me smile.  
So it was real.  Stiles really did come here last night all beaten and bruised.  He really did come running back into the room like every cliche rom com moment, and he really did kiss me.  Multiple times actually.  He kissed me, I kissed him, he promised to come back in the morning… it was all real.  The thought made my stomach fill with butterflies and my head stir with thoughts I thought I'd long buried.  I couldn't believe it.  I couldn't believe it.
I danced and squealed as I went into Madi's room.  She was already awake, playing quietly and contently in her crib.
“Mama!” She exclaimed in delight upon seeing me.
“Madison!” I mimicked, and scooped her up in my arms.  I held an arm against her back, pushing her into me and I held her hand in my empty one.  I continued dancing around the room while holding her which made her giggle and her eyes crinkle with happiness.  “Today's a lovely day!” I sang as I lept on the tips of my toes all over the living room.  She just continued giggling, shoving her fingers in her mouth.  It was how she showed her happiness.
Eventually after I grew tired I set her on her blanket with her toys.
“Time for breakfast!” I said, clapping my hands together.  I went into a frenzy, and I don’t know where my sudden ability to make french toast came from but I did it.  I had just walked out to the living room, setting the plate on the table when there were knocks on the door.  What is it with always having company over when I was trying to eat?
Not that I was about to complain.  In fact it was difficult to not skip to the door.  Or keep a straight face.  As soon as I opened it I leaned in.
“I missed you”
“If you’re gonna kiss me, I’ll tell Scott” I retracted fast upon hearing Allison’s voice.  “Because that’s what friends do, they TELL EACH OTHER WHEN THEY START MAKING OUT WITH PEOPLE!”
“So you hear-”
“I had to hear from Scott.  Why did you not tell me!? Did you bang-”
“Madi” I said with raised brows, and pointing towards my daughter.  But she was too invested in ramming a toy train into one of her stuffed animals.
“Okay but still.  Why.  Didn’t.  You.  Tell.  Me!” Allison whacked my arm between each word.
“I was going to! I was but last night just….” A lazy smile spread on my lips and I held my hands against my chest.  “He’s coming over sometime this morning, I thought you were him”
“Clearly.  Ya puckered up before the door was all the way open” I rolled my eyes, and strolled back into the living room.
“I made french toast, you want breakfast?” I asked.
“That’s okay I ate earlier” She said.  I was still beaming as I began to eat my food.
“You are ten feet off the ground” Allison giggled, setting her bag on the sofa, then squatting to the ground by Madi.  She instantly began to goo goo talk with her, playing with her toys and earning the girl’s affection.
“Alli!”
“Did you hear that? Did you hear what she said?” The brunette looked at me with such an excitement on her face my heart swelled for her.
“I did” I said with my own grin, shoving in another forkful of food.
“That’s right, it’s Alli” Allison tickled at Madi’s sides
“Alli Alli!” Madison continued to squeal cheerfully.  I watched them play and laugh until I finished eating, then made my way to the kitchen.
“Hey, you guys know it’s not really safe to just leave this open right?” I had just set my plate into the sink when I heard Stiles’ voice.
“Stiles?” I walked back into the open area, seeing him close the door.
“Hey” He smiled at me, and ran his tongue over his scabbed bottom lip.  He still had prominent marks, but they didn’t look as bad as last night.
“Hi Stiles- woah who’d you beat up?” Allison’s eyes widened when she turned around.
“Theo” Stiles and I answered at the same time.
“Oh… so that’s how you ended up making out” Stiles looked surprised and confused.  “Let me guess, you beat up Theo, came here, y/n fixed you up and didn’t like the fight but just couldn’t stay mad at you, and on an impulse you kissed her and realized she liked it?”
“Yeah… yeah that’s sorta how it went” Stiles said sheepishly, and I giggled.
“Come on, I’ll get you your sweatshirt” I said, and Stiles followed me.
“Also Madi said my name before yours!” Allison called.  “I do believe you owe me ten dollars” Stiles groaned as we entered my room.
“I don’t see-”
“It’s not even in here” I said, turning and standing on my tippy toes to kiss him.  Stiles smiled instantly, his hands coming around the back of my head and tangling in my hair.
“You’re a good liar y/n” He chuckled, kissing me again.
“Hmm so you told Scott?” I asked, and he flushed.
“Yeah maybe sorta” I giggled and shook my head, splaying my hands across his mole scattered cheeks.  “He was eager to know what happened, he said, spare no detail” I gave him a chaste kiss.
“Oh? So you knew when you came over that that’s what was going to happen?” Stiles scoffed.
“Yeah of course confidence is key- no.  Not at all I did not” I laughed as he pulled me closer to him.  Both of my feet in between his and our chests pressed together.  “But if it weren’t for Scott telling me to be honest with you, I probably wouldn’t have either.  It felt wrong just walking out that door” He sighed, and I smiled softly at him.
“Well then it’s a good thing you have your own key, so you can come whenever you want” I said, and pecked his nose.
“Mm it’s almost like I have a boyfriend status” I raised an eyebrow.
“Let’s see… good hair, check.  Intelligent...eh… half check”
“Hey-”
“Cocky, double check for sure.  Dreamy eyes… check.  Sweet but salty personality check.  Loves me-”
Stiles leaned down and captured my lips in a soft kiss before I could finish.  I hummed against his mouth, sliding my hands from his jaw to the back of his neck.
“Check” He whispered, and I took his parted lips as an opportunity to trace his bottom lip with my tongue.
“Does this still hurt?” I whispered, gently caressing the cut on the pink flesh with the pad of my thumb.  Stiles smiled and shook his head.
“Not at all”
“Okay good” I said smiling a little before pulling him down for another kiss.  He smirked into it, and I breathed out heavily when we parted.  “What, Stiles” I knew he was thinking something.
“Something tells me you really dig me” He sing songed, and I rolled my eyes.
“Alright buddy” I patted his chest, and walked past him.
“Wait wait” I spun on my heel, walking backwards out the door.
“Sorry Stiles, I’ve got a daughter to go check on” I said and almost turned around but his hand snatched my wrist.
“Hold on a sec” He murmured, and his nose bumped mine accidentally.  “You haven’t told me yet if I was boyfriend material” I snickered a little.
“Oh I’m sorry” I said, feigning care.  I kissed him sweetly, putting my hand on his cheek.  When  I pulled back, I smirked, and patted his cheek twice.  The spun around, and sashayed out of the room.
I made a mental note to text Lydia and tell her I’d mastered her technique.
The morning was spent dodging Stiles’ questions, heavily focusing on trying to get Madi to swallow down her food.  It took a lot of faces and airplanes for her to eat, but I finally did it.
“Thank god” I muttered as I fed her the last spoonful of that ghastly baby food jar.  “Another year Madi and we can feed you real people food!” I clapped excitedly, and put the spoon in the sink, and the jar into the trash.
“Y-yay!” She said while clapping.  But it was her wrists that hit together rather her palms.  I just giggled, and walked over to her high chair.
“Okay sweetie, let’s go get you dressed for the day” I said, lifting her up and peppering her cheeks with kisses.  I walked past Allison and Stiles who were sat comfortably on the couch, Allison doing her nails, and Stiles watching television.  He caught my eye, and stood up quickly, following me into her room.
“Sooo” Stiles held his hands behind his back and rocked on his heels.
“So?” I gave him a side glance then set Madi on the changing table while I went through her drawers.
“So.. am I boyfriend material?”  I didn’t look at him this time as I removed Madi’s pajamas.  “Oh come on y/n” He walked up behind me.  “Please just tell me”
“Stiles” I warned as his arms encircled around my stomach from behind.  It was as lame as empty threats come.
“Come on, please?” He whispered, setting his chin on your shoulder.  I tried my best to not react to him.  Just put all of my focus on putting Madi in her cute little blue jeans and a pink sweater with a rainbow stitched into it.  Baby clothes were just the cutest.
“Stiles I’m busy” I said, and Maddie giggled as I helped her stand up.  He turned his neck, pressin his lips against my neck.  My heart skipped a beat.
“Too busy for me?”
“Mama!” Madi threw her arms and I was about to move away from him but his grip stayed firm.
“Stiles, you’ll upset Madi.  Do it now and she’ll never say your name” He sighed, and I took her back to the living room, and letting her play with her toys again.
“Look Mama!” She held up her train again.
“Oh good for you baby-”
“y/n” I sighed as Stiles’ hands grabbed onto mine, and pulled me as he walked backwards.
“Stiles, as nice as it is, I have things to do, I can’t make out with you all day” I said.
“I got it!” Allison called.  I rolled my eyes but was already halfway leaning before he sealed the kiss.
“Stilinski you will be the death of me” I muttered, pushing him back to my room.  When I kicked the door shut he gave me an amused look before wrapping his hands under my thighs, and lifting me up.  I gasped in surprise and smiled down at him.  “But I’ll day with a boyfriend”
I wondered then if I’d wake up later with bruises from being pushed down onto the bed so hard.
sorry it’s short, it’s just a little mini reader x stiles thingy for in between chapters :) have a good night everybody
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xoxo ~ jordie
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