currently vibing in a two-week lockdown, can you share some of your favorite fics? i need some new things to read, and I've got too much time on my hands-
Aw man, same! The rest of my actual Spring Semester got turned online… Let’s see…..Fic recs for the pseudo End of the World (Courtesy of AO3, arranged by most prominent ship!) Keep in mind that my descriptions are shorter and written mostly for comedic effect than the actual fics, so if something looks interesting Click it! Get more info about it! Don’t just take my word! I tried my best to get a lot of variety of fics and topics and tropes, as well as authors that might not be as well known! Uhhh here are the links to lists I’ve already made for various other reasons check out my Fic Rec Masterlist!
I also am including various of my fav authors masterlists for funsies!
jungle321jungle’s || Max-isTired’s || TrashficParlour’s || Lefaystrent’s || Mine!
Completed Fics
A Deal in which Virgil tries to summon a familiar and gets a Circle King instead. And he’s really pretty. (Anxceit)
Love Like You in which Virgil decides to give up looking for a romantic partner and considers adopting instead. He finds more than he’s looking for with a set of twins and the man who watches over them (Anxceit)
A Dragon’s Tail in which Logan is cursed to be a Dragon by his best friends stepmother, Virgil is struggling to learn a power he can’t control, Patton who’d rather marry a servant than the Prince, and Roman has no clue what is going on but the Prince he’s supposed to be saving can probably kick his ass. (Logicality, Prinxiety)
A Game of Vice in which Remus kidnaps Roman and turns it into a game of who can come save him from his lonely tower. (Logicality, Prinxeity)
double down with the paradigms in which Logan tries to explain away his own OCD while dealing with the emotions he has for a certain Pre-Vet. Excellent depiction of OCD, made me cry, 300/10 would read again. (Logicality, Prinxiety)
It Takes Two to Tango in which Roman begs his brother, Logan, to let him go back in time to meet a famous dancer. Falling in Love was not part of the plan. (Prinxiety, Logicality)
A favorite star in the heavens in which everyone has at least one soulmate. They’re luckily enough to have three each. (LAMP)
Forgotten Forests and Magnified Myths in which Logan finds out very suddenly that he has the passive ability to talk to dragons. (DAMP, Remilie)
Sense5 in which five people in different countries are suddenly psychically linked together and uh…yeah fun times. (DLAMP)
Stray Hearts Are Subject To Change in which black cat hybrid Virgil plans to die very heroically in an alley and Roman completely messes up that plan by being a decent human being. (Prinxiety, Logicality)
Hidden In Shadows in which Virgil is the boogieman every adult warned you about but he doesn’t actually enjoy being scary. Good thing the three Sanders kids aren’t scared of anything. (Not so good for their very confused Dad who isn’t sure what to do about their new imaginary friend)
Paved with Good Intentions in which the dark sides agree to send Virgil to the light sides as a way to get Thomas to listen to them more. Now if Virgil can just get along with the Light sides enough to actually start making some progress…
Absent Gods and Silent Tyranny or: How Logan Learned to Stop Over Thinking and Love Everyone in which Logan is a morally grey scientist who just works for supervillains because they pay well. He doesn’t expect someone like Virgil to change that.
Series
Clouds and Moss AU in which the sides are gods and its very gay and very good. (Intrulogical, Roceit)
Colors in which Logan is an excellent Dad, Virgil is an amazing son, and the world is very colorful. (Logicality)
Labeled in which Logan is a famous superhero, Patton is a doctor, and they adopt the would-be super villain and everything is soft and lovely and I cry at the purity. (Logicality, Remilie)
Fbi!au in which the sides work for the fbi and I diligently reread these series of oneshots for a daily dose of serotonin! (Logince, Moxiety)
Growing Old is More Fun with You in which Patton is a PTA dad and so is Deceit and they have a “rivalry”. (Mociet)
Gilded Cage in which Roman is forced to dance for the fairy queen whenever she wants it. (Prinxiety)
Renegades! in which the sides live in a dystopia and fight the government while being completely in love with each other. (Prinxiety, Logiciality)
Love and Other Fairytales in which a couple decides to keep their changling and their actual son, a child is cursed gifted a voice that makes people do whatever he says, a boy makes a rotten deal for the sake of his friend, and centuries before any of this, a fae prince is tricked into an endless sleep by his brother.
The Vampire Hunting Vampire in which Virgil was turned into a monster and LPR slowly convince him he’s not as bad as he thinks he is. Through cuddles. (LAMP, DLAMP)
Wasteland, Baby! in which there are things in the woods and Patton gets,,, intimate with them. On purpose! (LAMP)
Destined in which Damian has successfully ignored his Soulmates for five years and he planned on doing it for much longer but on his twentieth birthday fate intervenes with a second soultrait that forces him to come face to face with all of them. (DLAMP)
Old Gods in which Gods sometimes walk the earth and Remus is pleased to hear that people are still making offerings to him– wait that is not a goat. And other fun stories!
Sit back and watch the world go by in which Virgil is a human abducted by alien smugglers, befriends Patton, breaks out, and everyone fears humans as space orcs, almost as much as Virgil is afraid of them.
Teaming the Pieces Together in which Thomas is a pokemon trainer and eevees just…click with him.
Tales from the Dark Sides in which the author provides a lovely hub of works where Virgil is abused by OC dark sides and DLMPR are there to help patch him up.
Uncle Emile and the Super Nephews in which Emile gets custody of his six nephews and tries to bond with them. They in turn try very hard not to tell him they have superpowers.
Cuffed Universe in which Remus is a cop chasing after a hacker, Logan breaks the laws and Virgil would just like tO KEEP ONE JOB WITHOUT ONE OR BOTH OF THE OTHERS DRAGGING HIM INTO THEIR SHIT. (Analomus)
Ongoing Fics
The Origin in which space travel via Thomas Sanders’s ship SS Revelation gets more complicated when the Planets themselves turn out to be entities who aren’t all on board with humanity spreading to the rest of the solar system. (Remile)
Delicato in which Logan and Patton are music professors with very different conceptions of music, and Virgil and Roman are students in both their classes who just want them to kiss already. (Logicality, Prinxiety)
Coming out of The Shadows in which a small mutant child Virgil is treated as subhuman because of his uncontrolled ability to manipulate shadows up until a scientist buys him. (Royality)
Falling Stars At My Command in which Roman wishes on a star and Patton reaps the benefits while Logan unfortunately gets dragged along for the ride. (Royality)
Sugar in which Patton has three sons and no free time to bother with a relationship while he’s trying to manage bills. At least until Roman walks into his life. Sugar Daddy anyone? (Royality)
A Man, a Snake, and a Rat in which Logan, Deceit, and Remus become college roomates (Intruloceit)
a.s.h.es, ashes (We all fall down) in which after Logan almost dies during one of his recuse missions, him and his partner start to dig into the superhero agency they’re employed by and stumble into something far bigger than they expected. (Logicality, Prinxiety, LAMP? LAMP)
Keep him safe in which Detective Logan falls for the owner of his new favorite bakery while his partner Roman falls for the gang member they’re chasing. Ft: emotions, a pet rat, dealing with delusions 101, trauma, and family so gooey it literally makes me melt whenever it updates. I love this fic so much. (Advertises as Logicality and Prinxiety but theres so much LAMP I can’t not put it down here)
Multitudes in which Virgil works at a coffeeshop, pines over the customers that come in, and wonders why they all tip him so well. (LAMP)
Songbird in which the only thing keeping Virgil’s parents alive is his voice: the moment the (new) King gets tired of listening to him its off with all their heads. And Virgil’s okay with that, he is…. Until three visiting nobles leaving him wishing for his freedom for the first time since he was ten. (LAMP)
Shatter in which Logan gets fed up with not being listened to, and takes some poor advice from Rage, which ends with the entire Mindscape being turned upside down and inside out. Now its up to Deceit fix it all. (aka the author decided it was about high time Deceit got some love and appreciation and I’m out here living for it.) (DAMP)
Incredible Cosmic Power in which Virgil awakens some genies by accident and they refuse to let him go back to living a relatively normal peaceful life. (DLAMP)
Plea for my New Self in which Vampire Virgil decides he wants to start over again, and goes back to college to work on coding. There he proceeds to do reckless good with his absurd amount of wealth and a “fuck it” attitude. Actually one of my favorite things ever okay. I love this one so much. (DLAMP)
Your Wish Is My Command in which Thomas accidentally rubs six lamps and becomes the glorified babysitter to six jinn who definitely don’t trust him. But its fineeee. (DLAMP)
6 Dads in which Deceit, Emile, Remus, Roman, Thomas, and Remy make a relationship work and their children aren’t sure how but go along with it anyway.
Rebel Rebel in which Thomas, a well respected man, visits the Imagination, for some pleasure business as a one time thing. Except that he keeps coming back. Maybe maybe falls in love with one, two, thr– all of the men who work there.
A New Kind of Experiment in which Virgil runs away from home, and ends up kidnapped by merman, and somehow he doesn’t mind that much.
Becoming His Own Hero in which everyone has to juggle their superhero lives with their regular lives and sometimes…its just hard.
don’t wanna be a tragedy in which brothers Roman and Remus get a house and subsequently find out its totally, completely, 100% haunted.
Don’t You, Forget About Me in which the author recreates Breakfast club and does it spectacularly.
Heart’s Heroes in which Patton may be a villain but that does not mean he wants to see the child heroes of the city dead.
Mortals and Fae in which Deceit barely escapes the wrath of his town when they all turn against him. Dying, he stumbles into a fairy circle hoping that with his name the fae make his death short and sweet. Big Shock for him when he wakes up with a Fairy Prince swearing to protect him.
Sanders Family in which Thomas adopts six kids and has no regrets about it.
How Not to Go About an Important Inspection in which after a devastating betrayal the crew of the USS Bifrost is docked for repairs and the crew just wants to go back to being a normal family but Command is insisting on an inspection to ensure nothing so…drastic occurs again.
Symbiotic in which certain Vampires have a vemon that leaves with victims craving getting their blood drunken. Deceit, one of these Victims, continues to burn bridges because that’s easier than admitting he might need help dealing with this.
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Roleplay Server Log #300
"Book Of NOTCH, The Temple Thief, The Traveler Has Come”
[Zeke and Arden] Are sitting on the side stairs by the shrine, talking quietly-
[CN] See's them and hides behind Firebird a bit-
[Firebird] -Looks down at the hiding CN- What, not gonna say hello?
-The two look up suddenly, like they were caught red-handed-
[Zeke] Hello Firebird, it's a nice day, isn't it?
[CN] Whispers- I don't want them to see my tail...
[Firebird] -Softly to CN- And why not, hmmm? -To Arden and Zeke- A nice day indeed!
[Zeke] His arms are covered with heart designs and weird shadowy shapes, it's obvious hes been touching Arden
[Arden] I didn't know you had a kid.
[Firebird] -Choked laughter-
[Arden] Looks embarassed- I'm sorry. Are you babysitting?
[CN] Scoots a little bit farther behind Firebird-
[Firebird] I was watching CN since he was stuck as a bird.
[CN] Little embarrassed noise-
[Zeke] Oh! He's the little NOTCH isn't he! Lie's tiny knight.
[CN] - Knight?
[Firebird] -Scoots CN infront so he can talk to them-
[Arden] Smiles- Someone who protects princesses and Queens
[CN] - But she's a brine...- Is scooted back in front
[Zeke] But she had a coronation with her husband. She's kind of a queen.
[CN] - What's a coronation?
[Firebird] A fancy version of a wedding.
[Arden] You present someone who's in charge of things and put a crown on them so everybody else knows they're to be respected.
[CN] - But what is she in charge of? I thought everything was equal here?
[Zeke] I was told Cp has an army of mobs on his home seed.
[CN] - But mobs would hurt her!
[Firebird] That's the purpose of the coronation. So they don't.
[Zeke] Yeah. She's second in command.
[CN] - So why doesn't she take control of the ones here so they won't hurt people?
[Firebird] Doesn't work that way.
[Zeke] Because they're not her mobs to do that. They're TLOT's mobs and he likes them wild and free. Apart from the skeletons his husband personally befriended, and Karen.
[CN] - Oh...
[Zeke] So were you guys coming over for a visit?
[Firebird] CN was hungry and sick of seeds.
[CN] - Blech
[Zeke] Well everything's been super quiet but I doubt anyone minds if you raid the kitchen. As long as you don't leave a mess of course.
[CN] - I want steak!
[Arden] moves over and opens the door without getting up-
[CN] Rushes inside-
[Firebird] -Walks in with CN- Have a nice day you two.
[Zeke] You as well.
- there's aggressive crunching noises coming from the kitchen-
[CN] Heads for the noise-
[Firebird] -Raises eyebrow as he follows-
[Buff] Is basically punching something inside a cauldron-
[CN] Hesitates in the dorrway-
[Firebird] Is that a person? Or food? -Steps in-
[Firebird] Or both?
[Buff] Stops- Oh hey! No, it's food. Seems like nobody likes to eat it but me though.
[CN] - What is it?
[Buff] Holds up his fists and a few pixels sprinkle off. - Pokemon berries, cocao beans, coffee beans, wheat and some seeds for extra texture.
[CN] - NO!
[Firebird] I heard seeds, let me try some. -Scoots over-
[Buff] Gestures graciously- the cauldron is full of what looks like broken up granola bars with chocolate bits-
[Firebird] -Takes a fistful and tries-
[CN] - I want steak!
[Buff] Um, trunk by the furnace - points- So what are you guys up too. Fellow NOTCHs?
[Firebird] -Thoughtful chewing-
[CN] Heads right for the trunk and opens it, pulling out a steak and tearing into it-
[Buff] Well?
[Firebird] Could use more seeds... Hm? Oh, i was making CN go through his molt
[CN] With a full mouth- I have more feathers to add to my belt!
[Firebird] Also why he has a tail.
[Buff] Um, molt?
[Firebird] Bird thing? We shed our feathers for new, healthier ones.
[Buff] Since when is Cn a bird?
[Firebird] Since he got punished for hurting his pet. -Cold voice-
[CN] Ducks his head in shame, he's made a mess of himself-
[Buff] Yeah that's bad. It's certainly against the rules.
[CN] Quietly- I wanted feathers...
[Buff] Yeah... I'm sure there will always be a few renegades who don't do what they're supposed too. But the book is also pretty adamant about what can happen to bad NOTCHs.
[CN] - Book?
[Buff] You got a book right? I mean we're not supposed to let anyone see, but we're all NOTCHs right? It should be okay.
[CN] - Oh... Um...
[TLOT] Is headed back towards Lie's house with Steve in tow-
[Steve] I don't like this.
[TLOT] I don't either, we'll make it quick.
[CP] Is grumbling and punching things behind the horse pens, making the horses a bit agitated-
[TLOT] Um... - He veers over to check on Cp- Something the matter?
[CP] - Fuck off!
[Steve] You're kinda making Lie's horses upset.
[CP] - I don't care right now
[TLOT] Do you want to talk about it?
[CP] Glares-
[TLOT] Touches his mind ever so slightly- Oh... the mobs...
[CP] - Get out of my head!
[TLOT] I'm sorry... Your pain is a bit obvious.
[Steve] When was the last time you saw them?
[CP] - right before I was fucking deleted
[TLOT] ...
[Steve] little tears-
[CP] - Now fuck off
[TLOT] Looks down sadly- Okay... I have to go to my own seed anyway...
[CP] - Bout time you did something
[TLOT] That was mean. I'm just going to give Nessie another star to replace the one that got stolen.
[CP] - Too terrified to stay long?
[TLOT] Bristles- You don't care either way. I'm not letting you make me mad.
[CP] - Your seed is not that different from mine TLOT, with those that depend on us, yet you won't go there without reason, and I can't return to mine at all
[TLOT] I have fewer responsibilities then you do Cp. I didn't decide to tame the whole world.
[CP] - That doesn't matter
[Steve] his voice shakes a little- Unless you're volunteering to help Cp, I think you need to just stop.
[CP] - Make me
[Steve] Small pouty face. - Come on, let's go. She's waiting for us-
[TLOT] I don't care what you think of me. But if you see a problem and walk away, you're part of the problem. I'd help you if I could.
[CP] Growls at them-
[TLOT] Same to you. - Turns on his heel-
[CP] - Fucking asshole won't even take care of his seed properly
[Steve] Buzz off Cp. - Puts his hand on TLOT's shoulder-
[CP] - Oh just get eaten by a lizard why don't you!
[TLOT] Is stomping away from him- Get bent
[CP] Starts stalking after them- Or what!?
[Steve] Don't listen to him-
[TLOT] I'm not.
[CP] - You coward!
[TLOT] Growls- At least I'm not afraid to ask for help! Or show the important people in my life that I care for them!
[CP] - I don't need help! And I show Lie that I care!... Even though we can't seem to fuck lately...
[Steve] Fucking is not the same as showing love!
[TLOT] You need more help then you'd ever admit
[CP] - I do not!
[TLOT] Is already heading down into the cave- Bullshit
[CP] - Prove it!
[Steve] Lay off Cp, we have more important things to do then bicker with you-
[TLOT] Opens the cage and goes right to the consoles.
[CP] - Oh yes, a brief visit to appease a bitch who swore fealty to your NOTCH instead of hunting down the problem itself
[TLOT] She swore her alligance to your father, and you know it. She's also a glitch finder and could probably delete both of us you massive twit!
[CP] - She can't delete me
[TLOT] You do not know that. She can reset people and resetting a brine can eliminate their glitch and possible destroy them.
[CP] - Not with the piece Lie has
[TLOT] Opens the hole and steps out into the snow- I have no desire to know one way or the other.
[Steve] Follows him, giving Cp a look
[CP] Angrily follows, erupting into a cloud of steam- You're still being a coward TLOT!
[TLOT] Stomps towards the temple, ignoring him-
[Steve] Go away Cp!
[CP] - And why should I?
[TLOT] Because you obviously don't want to help and your only embarassing yourself.
[CP] - And you're being an idiot!
-They're approaching the walls and the guards look rather concerned by the two bickering brines-
[Steve] Runs ahead- Just tell Nessie we're here-
[CP] Is still hurling insults at TLOT-
[TLOT] Is livid and the snow is melting around his boots-
-there's some commotion inside the walls and Nessie comes out in time to see TLOT tell Cp to go fuck himself. She looks rather unimpressed-
[CP] - Not happening Dip shit!
[TLOT] Growls- I'm not going to fight you Cp. Just get that out of your head.
[Steve] Sorry... He's really upset about a problem on his home seed.
[Nessie] I see.
[CP] - And you once again show your cowardice!
[TLOT] You act like I haven't bested you before!
[CP] Growls-
[TLOT] I'm not going to fight you because it's a waste of time.
[CP] - Fucker!
[TLOT] Turns to face Nessie instead. - I brought you your star my lady- He takes out the nether star, it's been threaded with a bit of chain-
[Nessie] Thank you.
[CP] - You're still being stupid TLOT!
[TLOT] Puts his hand behind his back where Cp can see it and flips him off-
[CP] - Oh bite me!
[Nessie] I might have information for you both. A nearby village spotted a strange person passing through that they're pretty sure wasn't a Testificate.
[TLOT] What?
[CP] His eyes narrow a bit-
[Steve] There shouldn't be any other humans here...
[Nessie] Agreed. The world scroll declaimed you as the only survivor of your mates... experiments...
[TLOT] Neutral expression-
[Steve] Wait? You have a copy of that?
[Nessie] Yes. It was written from memory by a monk who had seen it in times long past-
[CP] - Lame
[TLOT] Shut. Up.
[CP] - Make me
[Steve] Just go home Cp, you're not helping.
[CP] - No
[Nessie] Does the god of war have nothing to do in this peaceful countryside? Perhaps he would prefer to spar with my monks?
[CP] - Fuck off, I'm pissed at that one- He thumbs at TLOT
[Nessie] I see... - She takes out a bit of paper and scribbles a map with a quill - here's the area where they were seen. I suspect it may be our thief. I doubt a Testificate would be bold enough to commit such a sacrilege.
[Steve] takes it gratefully-
[CP] - Don't bother, they'll just run and hide like cowards
[Nessie] You have a lot of anger in you. I wonder if it is warranted.
[Steve] He's dealing with some personal loss.
[Nessie] My condolences then
[CP] - You can shut the fuck up
[Nessie] Folds her hands into her sleeves. - Very well then... Herobrine. I'll bid you all a good day. - Turns to leave.
[TLOT] Looks exasperated-
[CP] - Well what are you going to do coward?
[TLOT] Investigate. Not that you give a shit-
[Steve] Shows him the map- This isn't far from here.
[CP] - And then you'll run and hide when you get scared
[TLOT] I want so badly to hit you right now-
[Steve] Come on, lets go. It's cold as cubes out here-
[CP] - You wouldn't even leave a mark
[TLOT] You're right my lamb - He's pointedly ignoring Cp-
[Steve] Starts to head off in the direction the map indicates-
[CP] Continues to follow them-
-The snow trickles away into a small slice of swamp and they travel along the coastline-
[CP] - Oh joy, you two had better not start fucking
[TLOT] Oh, are you still here?
[CP] - Just to watch you piss yourself in fear
[TLOT] Do I need to tell your wife you're ticking me off?
[CP] - She already knows I'm pissed
[Steve] Oh, so she got sick of your tantrum and told you to go outside?
[CP] - No, I left before I could cause her harm
[TLOT] Probably the first good idea you've had all day.
-A small village comes into view, there's only five houses and a well.
[CP] Is about ready to attack them-
[TLOT] Strides into town and thre's a little bit of commotion before the Testifcates are gathered in a group.
[Leader] My leige... we weren't expecting a visit...
[Steve] It's okay, we're just tracking someone. We were told they came this way. Someone who might be... human?
[CP] Watches from the shadows-
-They motion for a fem Testificate to come forward. She speaks haltingly, from nervousness- I was a bit late getting inside at night and I saw a figure pass by that didn't look like any mob I'd ever seen. They were wearing a white garment of some type. It looked like a ghost-
[CP] - Oooh, spooooky
[Steve] Can you tell us which way they were headed?
-She points down the coast- That was the day before yesterday though-
[TLOT] It may help us all the same. Thank you for being vigilant.
[CP] Rolls his eyes-
[TLOT] He fusses around in his inventory and gives her several oonions. - Something for your soups, your garden and your trouble.
-She takes the vegetables gingerly and bows before stepping back-
[Steve] We'll be off then.
[CP] Slips through the shadows to beat TLOT and Steve to the exit of the village-
[TLOT] Bumps into him intentionally and keeps walking-
[CP] Growls-
[TLOT] Is walking quicker now, looking for any signs that someone passed through-
[CP] - So what is your plan?
[TLOT] I don't have one. Maybe I'll just do what you do and rush in screaming with a weapon in each hand.
[CP] - You can't, you only have one
[Steve] He has my blade as well. I'm not standing by while my mate goes into danger.
[CP] - Oh this should be fun to watch
[TLOT] That's exactly what I would expect from you Cp. Just watch people struggle and do nothing. Go away.
[CP] - Nah, this might lighten my mood
[Steve] You make me sick to my stomach sometimes.
[CP] - Not sick enough for you to leave me alone apparently
[Steve] shouts in frustration- You're the one following us!
[CP] - BECAUSE YOU PISSED ME OFF!- CP lights himself on fire
[Steve] Skitters closer to TLOT, who is pointedly walking away from Cp-
[CP] - I'm not sure why you chose a coward as a mate
[Steve] Unlike you, I respect people who sacrifice for others.
[TLOT] My lamb...
[CP] - And often times sacrifices are pointless
[Steve] You only feel that way because you're selfish and mean.
[CP] - It's kept me alive
[Steve] I'm not dead yet either.
[CP] Growls-
[TLOT] Stops cold and quivers a little - Someone is watching us....
-The biome along the shore has given way to a little bit of jungle.
[CP] - No shit, they have been for awhile
[TLOT] Says nothing and scans around, he hasn't been able to focus properly with Cp berating him-
[Steve] Is peering into the trees-
-The sudden stillness is unnerving, it seems like even the few parrots hopping about have gone silent.
[CP] Floats upwards to watch the scene unfold-
[TLOT] Calls his scythe to hand and stands with his back to Steve.
[Steve] Pulls out his own Enderpearl sword and takes a ready stance-
[CP] - This should be entertaining
[TLOT] I know you're there. Come out!
-The sense of being watched is stronger now and there's some bare movement from high in the trees-
[CP] - Let's speed this up- He tosses a fire ball at the trees
-There's a shriek of irritation and an ender pearl goes flying out of one of the trees. As it lands there's a flash of something white too close to the pair on the ground-
[TLOT] Strikes out blindly at the shape and Steve goes for the stab as well-
-There's a splash of blood, the sound of ripping fabric and the sword is almost torn out of Steve's hands as it sticks to what it's cut into. -
-The figure whips around and it pulls Steve with the sword flat onto the ground-
[TLOT] Instantly goes berzerk, swelling into his monstrous form with a groan of tortured golden armor-
-The figure darts nimbly away from his claws but the third blow catches them square. It also embeds the dagger they were holding into his palm-
[TLOT] Gives an angry roar and the ground under their attacker turns to lava.
[Steve] Gets kicked by the figure as he tries to get out of the way and falls in the lava. He screams reflexively even though it won't kill him and both the others react viscerally to his yell, one freezing in place to stare at the apparently unhurt Steve and the other to headbutt their attacker with his helmet while they're distracted. The white clad figure flies backwards into some bushes with a thump as they hit a stone outcrop.
[???] Gets up with a snarl and there's a flash of black eyes on pale skin as they look out from under their hood-
[TLOT] Pulls the dagger out of his hand and catches the gaze. He freezes in fear for a moment and they're on him again, stabbing at his bulky shape as he claws at them and slices with the now petite looking scythe. There's bits of blood and pixels flying everywhere.
[???] Freezes as a sword stabs them from behind and the blood spatters Steve's grimacing face.
[TLOT] Grabs them and throws them down, as they bang against the ground he hisses suddenly and his eyes go wide-
[???] It's just enough of a distraction for them to stab his other hand-
[TLOT] Kicks the person and they roll a few blocks away, curled up in pain.
[CP] - I taste your fear TLOT~
[TLOT] Screams- What do you want from me?! Why can't you just die?!
[???] You're the one who came looking for me...
[Steve] Because you stole from our friend, you... bitch!
[CP] Sputters out a little laugh at Steve's attempt to call him a cruel name-
[???] She still honored the dead one! It had to be set right!
[TLOT] Sneers - Do you think they should worship you instead? You NOTCH?!
[???] No, but she had things I wanted. That she had no use for-
[Steve] What are your intentions here?
[???] Same as you. Survival.
[CP] - By scaring the crap or angering everyone here? Real good plan there asshole- He brings himself back down to the ground
[???] Do I need to fight you too? - they look up and the shreds of their hood falls away, the reason for TLOT's suddenly backing off is obvious. They are a NOTCH, but instead of the bald head there is a single ruff of hair down the middle like a mohawk and the swell of blocky breasts is plainly visible through their torn and bloodied poncho. She pulls the bits of spiderweb cloth closer with the arm that's less injured and glares at him with her beady black eyes-
[CP] - Oh for fucks sake!
[TLOT] Is still huffing a bit and takes a scoop of the errant lava to heal his hands- Do you have a name... NOTCH?
[???] Traveler.
[CP] - Laaaaaaaaaaaaaame
-There's a fast motion and an enderpearl bounces off Cp's chest, there's a flash of motion too fast to follow and she viciously slices both his cheeks with a dagger made from a broken off sword-
[CP] Immediately moves to stab her- Fuck off you gnat!
[Traveler] Ducks backward and knees him squarely in the nuts, as he tips forward she uppercuts his jaw and falls back to a safer distance-
[CP] Burst into flames-
[Traveler] Watches him burn. She's still pretty injured, but as an AI it's not hindering her too much.
[CP] Is just cursing nearly non stop-
[TLOT] Tends to Steve and then checks on them. - Are we done?
[CP] - Oh fuck off asshole
[Traveler] Falters and leans against a tree. - I don't know. Who is this alien brine?
[CP] - None of your damn business
[TLOT] His wife is an ally of ours.
[Traveler] And where have you gone Herobrine? I've been trying to get a bead on you since I arrived, but you seem able to vanish from this plane of existence.
[CP] - He's a coward who has left this seed instead of tending to it
[Traveler] I have been all over this world. It doesn't need much tending. It seems his name is on everyone's lips and the people are prosperous and happy.
[TLOT] Bit o pride-
[CP] Scowls-
[CP] - Fucking whatever, let's just go home
[Traveler] Where is home?
[TLOT] Unnerved-
[CP] - Not here
[Traveler] I gleaned as much. How are you leaving and entering the world? Is home in the nether?
[TLOT] Absolutely not.
[CP] Starts laughing at the thought-
[Steve] It's another server, that this world is contained within.
[CP] Mentally to TLOT- We can always ditch her with the other NOTCH's
[TLOT] Mentally back- I'm shocked at you. After you yelled at me all damn day for neglecting my responsibilities-
[Traveler] Eyes narrow- Stop doing that. I can tell by your faces you're communicating somehow.
[TLOT] Blanches-
[CP] - So why wouldn't I expect you to abandon more?
[TLOT] Is dead silent for a long moment and then suddenly hauls off and punches Cp as hard as he can in the face with his overlarge fist-
[CP] Is thrown backwards a bit before regaining his footing and lunging at TLOT-
[TLOT] Clads himself in Netherweight and is unmovable. Cp basically just bashes into him like he hit a bedrock wall and TLOT doesn't move an inch.
[CP] Is growling and the heat of his flames is growing much more intense-
[Traveler] Watches them impassively.
[Steve] Please stop.
[CP] - Stay the fuck out of this!
[Traveler] To Steve - Should I kick him again?
[Steve] Is clearly nervous talking to her - It's okay, they're pretty evenly matched....
[CP] - I will fucking trap you in a dream!
[TLOT] He's using his own version of the 'dad voice' - I'm so sick of your shit Cp. I'm not playing with you any more today. - He waves a hand and makes an opening back into the cage before giving Cp an open-handed slap that sends him stumbling through the hole.
[Lie] Is standing on the other side in the cage, her arms crossed and a not so pleased expression on her face- CP...
[Traveler] Follows Cp through the hole before anyone can say anything- How interesting....
[TLOT] Fuck...
-The offensive pod is immediately on alert and hisses at Traveler-
[CP] Is up and about to go back through to try and attack TLOT again-
[Traveler] Hisses right back and brings a dagger to hand-
[Lie] Notices TLOT's form and with an aggravated sigh she flicks her hand forwards, attaching the collar to her husbands neck before focusing on her pod- Shhhh, easy now, it's alright
[CP] Let's out a strangled noise as he's shrunk down into a cat-
[Traveler] Barks out a small nervous laugh and locks eyes with Lie- Nice trick.... Herobrine.
[Lie] - I apologize for my husbands actions if he attacked you. My name is Lie
[Traveler] It was a scuffle, nothing more. My fight with my brine and his Steve was more... involved. I am the Traveler.
[TLOT] shuffles through giving her a suspicious look, he waits for Steve to exit and closes the portal.
-The offensive pod lowers itself close to Lie-
[Lie] - Somehow I suspect my husband was still the instigator...
[CP] Yowls and fire balls TLOT-
[TLOT] Just tanks the fireball and gives him an angry look- Stop that.
[Steve] Yeeeaaah.
[Lie] Just groans a little- CP come here...
[CP] Ignores his wife-
[Traveler] Indicates the pod with the dagger in her hand- What is that?
[Lie] - My defense, the first of it's kind as well
[Traveler] Curious. Though not as unusual as the world being contained in a room.
[Lie] - There's a second one too- Motions towards the other command block
[Traveler] What wonders and treasures does it contain?
[Steve] Other NOTCH AI's and a multitude of dragons.
[TLOT] Shucks off his chestplate and stows the streched out metal before shrinking back to his normal size.
[Lie] - Should I let Tungsten know you'll be stopping by soon?
[Traveler] Tungsten?
[TLOT] Our village blacksmith.
[Traveler] Ah... the lost village persists? One of them at least?
[CP] Goes to piss on Steve-
[Steve] Scoots out of the way-
[CP] Persists-
[Lie] Starts summoning vines to grab CP-
[Steve] Kicks Cp lightly in the butt since it's facing him-
[Lie] Grabs CP with the vines and brings him over and into her arms- I think we need to find someplace quiet to properly calm down-
[Traveler] Motions for her to lead.
[TLOT] Looks resigned-
[Steve] I think we all need a break...
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