All night every night thinking of this bitch!

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glenn: so i know we just met but i think i’m in love with you

y/n, with a knife to his neck: shut up before i cut your corotid

glenn: you know the way straight to my heart ;)

either glenn and charlie have been trading this animal shithouse bracelet back and forth or they have matching animal shithouse bracelets

Brisket, your dad is a slut

Glennifer Braes // Paisley

Listen…. I’m sensing some real Luke Danes vibes with this still…

And I now need a Gilmore Girls reboot/spinoff with Glen as the grumpy cafe owner who falls in love with the single mom.

SEE?!?

SEEEEEEEE!!!!!

north dakota dennis pov song to me

mlm + wlw solidarity

He looks like a fucking egg

Police Launch Appeal After Attack on 18 year old woman in Paisley

Detectives investigating the assault of an 18-year-old woman in Paisley on Monday, 1 April, are appealing to the public for any information. The woman was walking through the playing fields at Glennifer Road, near to Donaldswood Road, at around 2am when she was approached by a man who then assaulted her. The woman was left distressed by this attack. She did not require hospital treatment. The…

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Albin (Murph): Uh, Calliope, do you have a name? Emily: Uh, I think Calliope looks through her criminal [laughs] stack of fake passports with fake names and fake identities, but she's like, you know what? This is a chance to try on a hat that I once really wanted to wear. And I think she thinks back to TGI Skydays when she saw Freddy proposing to Addie. [The others laugh.] And she thought of like, how nice it must be to not have to find your own purpose because you can just make someone else your purpose. Albin: Oh, no. Caldwell: Aw? Emily: And she thinks back to Glenn. Albin: (desperately) No. Emily: And she said-- Callie (Emily): I would like to be… Glennifer-- Albin: [laughs] Oh no. No. Callie: --Skydays. [Caldwell laughs.] Calder (Jake): I… I hate it and like it at the same time. Albin: Okay so… I see… Sol (Caldwell): I mean it's got a real ring to it. Albin: Right… okay… Callie: Glennifer. Albin: Glennifer. Sol: Glennifer Skydays. Callie: Skydays. Albin: Skydays. And you spell that… just… Calder: But it's like in a strong, healthy, I don't need this anymore-- Albin: Like, okay, so it's a combination-- Callie: No no no. Absolutely not. Calder: Oh, okay. [Caldwell laughs.] Albin: So it's a combination-- Callie: It's like when you took-- it's like when you took the potion of fire breathing to see like, if you'd like it. Calder: Oh. Yeah. Right. Albin: Isn't Jennifer your therapist's name? Callie: [laughs] yes. Albin: So you've-- Callie: I've combined it. Albin: The source-- the source of your pain? Callie: Look, I have an erotic impulse towards both of them! [Emily laughs.] Albin: We're not gonna dig any deeper into that. Sol: Right. No. Calder: I did drink the fire breathing potion. I'm gonna stay out of your way. Albin: Tha-- very good, Glennifer. Sol? Caldwell: Um, Sol also thinks back to the TGI Skydays. [Emily laughs.] Albin: Why? Is there? We don't-- We don't have to. Caldwell: Uh, Sol's in full panic mode [Murph: Okay.] And like, he hears the word Skydays, thinks back, and very confidently with a shaky grin goes Sol: Potato… Skindersin? Albin: Yes! [Emily laughs.] Very good. Sol: Final answer. Calder: That is on the menu. Albin: Okay. Your name is… Potato. Sol: Tater to my friends! Albin: Tater to your friends. Calder: Alright, Tate! Callie: I'm only Glennifer. Albin: Only Glennifer. Full name. Callie: You can't-- if you collapse it, then you miss out half of myself. Albin: Calder, please! Sol: Bring us home. Jake: Calder thinks deeply about TGI Skydays. [Caldwell and Emily laugh.] Albin: Please. Calder. I beg of you. You're all gonna die. You're all going to die. Calder: I remember… when I spoke with the waiter about not being served. Albin: Okay? Calder: I clocked that his name was Doug. Albin: D-- okay. Well, that's a name! Yes, that's a normal name. Okay. Calder: It is a name. Alright. Doug. Albin: Doug? Calder: Doug DaVirgin. Albin: Doug-- [Caldwell and Emily laugh.] Okay. Like he's a virgin. Calder: That's right. Albin: Great. Okay. Sol: That's-- that's a little character work in there too. I like that! Calder: I just-- I project that onto Doug. Callie: I'm the heiress to the Skydays fortune-- Albin: Jesus. Callie: --and I'm married to Glen. Albin: So you took his name by adding it to your first name? Callie: As is the custom. Albin: Okay. Sol: And it's not really important to the mission but Tater does fuck a lot. Albin: (so, so tired) Okay. Sol: And it's fun because like, Doug's a virgin but Tater fucks a lot but we're still really good friends. Calder: We are! Yeah. Albin: Really good stuff everyone. Calder: Doug's a wingman. Sol: Yeah!

YES GLENNIFER

YELL AT ME WITH THAT ACCENT

STRUT IN A WHITE TSHIRT IN THE RAIN

TIP YOUR STETSON LIKE A GENTLEMAN

CRY A BIT pretty crier bb SHOW OFF THEM ACTING CHOPS

GIVE US A SMIRK

act 1 recap of the live show!

started with a video clip of the lawyer reading off a letter from charlie. very incoherent ofc, just listing all the “rules” which naturally did not have to be followed

meg welcomed the guys, glenn kicked the door down as they came on stage

rob gave the crowd an ocular patdown

talked about how much they love england, jokes about the king being there and then started saying how america is better

sang the national anthem 😭😭 and everyone was booing them so charlie sang rock flag and eagle

meg said each show they would discuss a different pairing, the one i was at they did trash twins !!

glenn jokingly called kaitlin a bitch and rob justice came out a little

showed a few clips of dennis and dee, iirc it was the bit where they’re singing in welfare and the coughing scene in ireland (just recapped them, how they filmed it etc)

glenn sang never gonna give you up

had an “interruption” from the lawyer. turned out to be uncle jack, just a video message and he got reeeeaaalll close to the camera at one point. was also wearing mickey mouse hands

talked about the best schemes and scenes where they’re sitting across a desk from somebody

iirc they showed the power bottom scene at the club, lawyer reading barbara’s will, mr bovine joni and the guys at the bank — people started yelling at glenn to take his shirt off 😭

suddenly the lights went out ??

came back on and there’s shit on the stage… who pooped the stage 🧐🧐

video monologue from ARTEMIS !! unfortunately didn’t film it but she called glenn ‘glennifer’

short video clip from danny devito !! telling everyone to enjoy the show

cause of death: glen powell getting his ass out for men’s health

Glennifer Braes // Paisley