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glennifer · 10 months
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y/n: hey rick
rick: hi, y/n
y/n: what do walkers call us when they see us in cars
rick (questioning his life choices): i don’t know, what?
y/n: meals on wheels :D
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glennifer · 2 years
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glenn: so i know we just met but i think i’m in love with you
y/n, with a knife to his neck: shut up before i cut your corotid
glenn: you know the way straight to my heart ;)
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glennifer · 2 years
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glenn, out of breath: Y/N! I NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING!!
y/n: are you finally proposing?
glenn: h-how did you know?
y/n: i’ve been hypnotising you in your sleep for five weeks, glad to know it finally worked out
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glennifer · 2 years
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glenn: so, we’ve been stuck in this room for like three days, and we’re running out of ideas to keep us entertained
y/n: sanity is a long forgotten memory, i haven’t felt emotion in 12 years, i’m on the brink of animorphing-
carl, opening the door, which was unlocked the whole time: yall good?
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glennifer · 2 years
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rick: anything on wheels needs to indicate on the roads, including your motorbike, daryl
daryl: what about them?
glenn and y/n, gliding past on heelys: THE RULES OF THE ROAD DONT APPLY TO US
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glennifer · 2 years
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y/n: glenn
y/n: glennie
y/n: glennica
y/n: glennifer
glenn: YES Y/N WHAT IS IT?!!
y/n: ily<3
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glennifer · 2 years
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y/n: hey shawty whats crackalackin’
glenn: i didn’t understand one word of that
y/n: didn’t expect you to, glennifer
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glennifer · 2 years
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i was just casually scrolling through the eternals tag and
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hello?? i wrote this??
there is no weirder experience than seeing ur own thoughts applied by others to your interests lmao
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glennifer · 2 years
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glenn: y/n, what the hell are you doing?
y/n, hanging upside-down from the ceiling fan: none of your goddamn beeswax, glennifer
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glennifer · 3 years
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carl, breaking into the sanctuary: i’m in the ghetto
carl: ratatata
carl, seeing negan: ratata- AAAAH
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glennifer · 3 years
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in regards to the new what if…? episode, danai’s characters really cannot catch a break when it comes to zombie apocalypses, can they?
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glennifer · 3 years
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The fact that this pops up:
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@mr-coral-grimes
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glennifer · 3 years
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carl: what is my will to live, if not caprisuns persevering
rick: carl we’ve talked about this no caprisun soliloquies at the dinner table
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glennifer · 3 years
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carl: have you ever dreamt about swimming in a pool of caprisuns?
enid: no?
carl: damn, thought we had more in common
carl: guess we can’t date anymore
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glennifer · 3 years
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Carl: I’m over this dumbass community with all these fake ass people.
Ron: Hey ;)
Carl: Hey
Carl, watching Ron go: Fucking bitch
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glennifer · 3 years
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it’s an honour to have been there 😌😌
~Wedding 2.0~
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Brides: @xxqueenofdragonsxx and @slytherclaw2005
Flower Boy: @sun-ny-flow-ers
Ring Bearer: @imapala67-aka-baby
Person Marrying Us: @mr-coral-grimes
Guests: @friendly-chaotic-stuff, @shortstackof-pancakes, @glennifer, @dumb-bunny, and the rest of the Carl/Caprisun Cult
Cake: @imbiandimintoomanyfandoms
Tree: @sovietfool
To my tumblr wife, I love you sm 😂 Honestly can’t believe this all started because I was simping for your fics so I rejoined tumblr to simp for you on there. We have gone through Carl/Caprisun, Sambucky, and have a mutual hatred for Snape. Ily
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glennifer · 3 years
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Daryl: Are you alright? You didn’t sleep at all last night.
Y/N: I got a solid eight minutes, not consecutively but still it's fine. You're not even that blurry.
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