turns out the sea is just a mermaid who wants to chat.

scent freak

Rare pair? Idk papyrus/mettaton/alphys I’m not even sure what we’re talking about I just wanna feel included

ok this is getting ridiculous

okay i just woke up and checked the scores. something deeply homosexual happened 2 the pens last night

is this yuri

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"

oopsie! You got a bit too manic about a creative project too close to bedtime and now your brain is too awake to sleep. One million dead 10 morbillion injured

Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

I hope Barbie is so good and successful it makes every executive that’s turned everything bright and fun made for young girls into edgy boring teen dramas for the last ten years spontaneously combust into flames

[ Devour ]

how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”