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Dinner for Three
Pairing: Maxwell Lord x Valerie Lord x Black!Fem!Reader
OneShot: This is just a non-canon fic! This is basically placed AFTER the timelines of this fic, just a fun little side ficlet surrounding you and the lords after yall get together in celebration of Valentines day!
*If you want to read the rest of the fic so far here's a link to my masterlist where you can find Rip Out Our Seams & Stitch Us Together*
Word Count: 2k
Warnings: profanity, some groping going on and kissing. That's about it! Fluff and talking of self-worth.
Summary: It's Valentine's Day, you decide to treat Valerie to a nice homecooked dinner, Maxwell joins you when he returns home from work.
If the formatting is fucked im sorry tumblr fucked this like three times today im just trying to get it POSTED for you all.
Tag List: @captainsamwlsn @themarcusmoreno @cinewhore @thesadvampire @ithinkhesgaybutwesavedmufasa @readsalot73 @holographic-carmen @honestlystop @thecrimsonsquire @phoenixhalliwell @that-chick212 @phantomnae @goldafterglow
If I forgot to tag you I'm so sorry please let me know!
Notes: BIG thank you to @ficsilike-reblogged who bought me a kofi! I know i was meant to do asomething shorter but i couldn't help myself! Also my usual big thanks for the ever lovely @teaofpeach for editing for me you are an absolute treat my dear ily <3
(i coudn't find any good lasagna gifs the TRAGEDY)
“What in God’s name are you wearing?”
You turned around at the shocked voice to see Valerie standing in the kitchen doorway, red painted lips dropped open.
You grinned and planted your hands on your hips with pride. “My Valentine’s Day outfit! You don’t like it?”
Her face fell flat as she looked you up and down; the main culprit of her disdain was the shirt you wore, buttoned neatly and covered in hearts. “Hon, you look like a cartoon character.”
You wiggled your brows. “A sexy cartoon character?”
“Remind me again why I love you?”
Hearing the word ‘love’ from Valerie Lord would never not send your heart into a frenzy. It had been months since the gala, since they had told you about their feelings with courage brought on my champagne and their own confessions to one another.
They finally had each other, why couldn't they have you as well?
Of course, that didn’t mean there wasn’t a… learning curve. When it came to the relationship, Valerie was bad at sharing her feelings. Sure, she’d say when she didn’t like somebody, or when she thought certain food tasted bad or when Maxwell’s new cologne smelled like rat shit. But she wouldn’t tell you when she was sad, insecure or felt like she wasn’t enough for the both of you.
Maxwell was too concerned with the outer view of the relationship, as he had been with Valerie since they got married. It was suspicious of course, for him to be seen leaving with a “mystery woman” without his wife around, so he took certain precautions. When out and about, he would take too much time fretting over the cameras and questions than you.
These precautions nearly cost them your relationship, their sweet girl who brought them together and showed them love and care and made them realize while they couldn't live without each other, they couldn’t live without you as well.
But now, they knew this. That you weren’t a fling who could be replaced. Your nimble fingers had stitched their beating hearts back together with a golden thread they wouldn’t dare untie from your own.
You turned away from the heiress and back to the stove as you stirred the red sauce in front of you.
“As abhorrent as that shirt is-” Her voice purred in your ear as her arms slid around your waist and pulled your back flush against her- “I love you in those jeans.”
You chuckled and kept your eyes on the task at hand as you slowly stirred. “As much of a compliment that is, Mrs. Lord, why don’t you keep those hands to yourself until I put this on the stove, alright?”
She hummed, contemplative before pressing her lips to the crook of your neck. “So mean to me baby.”
Her hands toyed with your belt loop, a painted nail hooking your shirt and slowly sliding it out from where it was tucked.
You sucked in a sharp breath. “Valerie.”
“What? Can’t I show my pretty baby some love on Valentines day?”
“Not while I’m cooking on a hot stove, little-miss-gropey.” A quick slap to her wrist with the wooden spoon made her yelp and yank her hands away from you.
“Bitch!”
You turned and pursed your lips. “Aww, poor baby, want me to kiss it better?”
She grumbled under her breath, taking in the splattered food on her wrist from the spoon before swiping her finger through it and bringing it to her mouth.
“Maybe you can kiss my ass instea- Oh, damn that’s good.”
Her eyes widened and you couldn’t help but laugh at the sight of such a high and mighty woman licking the back of her hand.
“Is that-”
“Basil?” She hummed at the taste. “I’m glad you enjoy it. It’s my father’s recipe.”
Valerie watched you as you cooked. Methodically adding each ingredient while humming along to the radio and swaying from side to side.
“You don’t talk about him much.”
Valerie knew you were different than her and Maxwell. Your childhood wasn’t full of flashing cameras, propping questions, and hiding tears behind fake smiles to reporters. When your father was brought up in conversation, you didn’t bristle or change the subject. You would smile.
She wasn’t jealous of that joy. That love you had from your family. She’s grateful for it, that amongst the struggles you had, there was also support and happiness.
“He doesn’t come up in conversation often.” Valerie’s hands once more wrapped around your waist, but simply settled at your hips. Her body was flush with your own and she let her head rest on your shoulder, gently swaying with you as you continued to cook.
“Tell me about him.”
She saw the small smile that graced your lips, mourning and grateful all at once as you spoke of him.
“He used to say that as people, we’re a collection of those around us. The ones we’ve loved. All their little mannerisms and tics become a part of who we are. And that we do the same for other people who love us.”
As you slowly set the pasta onto the bottom of the pan and began to layer the sauce, she wondered who you were an amalgamation of. Was the way you tilted your head back as you laughed from an old flame?
Was the way you sang and shook your hips from a best friend when you were young, who you wished had been more?
Were the soft kisses you press to the tip of their noses something given to you? Or an act of love learned by watching your parents?
Did you have anything of hers? Of Max’s?
Did they have anything of yours?
“I see it in you and Max, yanno.” You stepped back to open the oven and settle the pan on the top rack before shutting it. “You both do a lil’ nose scrunch when you get angry.”
“What?” She drew back from your body, unintentionally wrinkling her nose in the process. “We do not.”
You pulled her close to your body again. Your arms settled around her waist as you slowly moved side to side. You hummed along to the smooth voice of Grover Washington Jr. that danced from the radio and filled the large kitchen, empty except for the two of you.
“Sure do. You're also both very boujee-”
“Hey.”
“A touch temperamental-”
“I’ll give you that one but-"
“As well as emotionally constipated-”
“Excuse me?”
“And yet-” You hummed, letting your head drop forward to rest against hers, nose bumping against hers in a gentle caress- “I can’t help but love you both every damn day.”
Her blue eyes widened, before she groaned and shoved her face into your shirt.
“You fucking sap.” She lifted her head to yours and kissed you. The melody curled around you as she wrapped her arms around your neck and tugged you flush against her. A soft moan broke from her lips as you ran your hands over the plush skin of her ass.
You pulled away long enough to press a kiss to the tip of her nose, giggling when her face scrunched up in response. “Happy Valentine’s Day, Val."
Valerie Lord never thought she’d have this. This love and security. The ability to smile and kiss and dance on a Sunday night in the arms of a lover. She didn’t think she’d ever have a day where she felt love, a love she wasn’t afraid to admit.
Especially to two people.
The pair of you danced in silence, listening to the lyrics that serenaded the way you spun her and the laugh that bubbled up her chest her perfect, pinned, blonde curls came loose.
And darling when the morning comes
And I see the morning sun
I wanna be the one with you.
When Maxwell came home, he noticed how quiet the house was. No chatter or footsteps along the hardwood floors. He knew what day it was, of course he did. He wasn’t an idiot. Valentine’s Day wasn’t a special day with the Lords. It never had been.
But of course, that was before they met you.
Maxwell never saw that love with his parents. His mother was cold and cruel, and while his father was a good man, he knew he didn’t love her. He didn’t blame him for it. But now he felt it. The way his heart would hammer against his ribs so hard he wondered if you could hear him. The way all his stress and anger would melt away the moment Valerie’s hands held his face in a grasp like that used to carry a bird with a broken wing.
He didn’t think it was possible to love. To desire and need somebody as much as he did you two. Now he did, and he wouldn’t go back to a life without it for all the money and power in the world.
The sound of smooth sax caught his attention. Slowly, he set down his briefcase and followed the music until he found himself in front of the kitchen.
This. Maxwell thought as he watched the two of you, your eyes shut as you held one another in a close embrace as swayed. This is why he did it all.
The long hours, the greuling work and idiotic employees. If he could come home to this everyday, it’d all be worth it.
He leaned against the doorway, watching you two until your own eyes opened and met his.
“Happy to finally have you with us monopoly-man.”
He snorted at your lovingly crude nickname. “It was a long day at work.” Gone was the fake ‘apple-pie-and-picket-fence’ accent he forced himself to use at work when he spoke and you loved it. To see the real Maxwell was a privilege, one you would never take for granted.
“Every day at work is a long day for you.”
Before he could retort, his wife unwrapped her arms from you and walked over to her husband. Valerie cupped his face in her hand and led him to her lips with a soft moan. Maxwell melted into the kiss with ease, all thoughts of work and conference calls vanished into thin air as his wife’s fingers carded through his hair. She pulled away with a wet pop and ran a thumb over the smudged lipstick on his face.
“Happy Valentine’s Day, dear.”
Maxwell let his hand run over her bottom lip with a lazy smile. She was magnificent like this. Not preened or pinned or posed. She was messy and unkempt and happy. She never looked more breathtaking than in those moments.
“Happy Valentine’s Day, honey.”
Her eyes flicked over his crisp suit and her sweet smile was replaced with a groan.
“Son of a bitch you fuckers are matching!”
You shrieked with laughter while Valerie pointed an accusatory finger at the heart-covered tie that lay on her husband’s chest.
“You tacky traitor!”
You leaned over and pressed your lips to his cheek, his hand coming to rest at the small of your back.
“Aw don’t worry, Max. She’s just jealous she isn't matching with us.”
Valerie reared back. “I’ll be caught dead before I ever-”
“Alastair sent them to us.”
A moment of silence passed before she spoke again, more offended than annoyed.
“And he didn’t send one for me?”
Maxwell smirked at his wife, fishing out a small white box and presenting it to her.
“Our son knows his mother wouldn’t be caught dead in anything with gaudy patterns.” He opened the box and she took in the red heart earrings with a smile.
Which was ultimately ruined by you.
“Aw, he boujee just like his mama!”
Before either one could snap back at you, a small ding sounded through the kitchen and you moved quickly over to the oven.
“You know-” Maxwell spoke as he put the earrings on his wife with gentle hands- “We have a chef for a reason.”
You brought out the pan and set it onto the stove, taking in the savory smell with a proud smile.
“Well, fine then. Go get your cook to make you dinner if you want to complain.”
“Wait. Wait, no that not- that’s not what I meant- I’m starving, please.”
Valerie moved around her husband, taking a bottle of red wine and bumping his hip with hers. “Just set the table Maxwell, we both know how you can make it up to her later. It’s a special day after it all.”
Her husband loosened his tie and grinned at you in a way that made you think he wanted to eat you for dinner instead of the meal you prepared.
“Lovely idea, darling.”
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okay this post got a little out of hand so its going under a readmore, im rambling abt irredeemable media and purity culture and the critical culture on tumblr and how it jazzes me up and infuriates me at the same time. i mention killing stalking specifically so if u dont wanna see that go ahead and skip this one
ive been a little fascinated by the concept of "irredeemable media" lately and like. i think we as a community on tumblr r trying so hard to compartmentalize media into only two boxes: problematic and unproblematic. and i think thats A Little idiotic LMAO
oftentimes were not even digging into the material we just See smthn like a distasteful trope or a -phobia or -ism Somewhere in the material and brand it problematic, and leave it at that. most "critics" (i hesitate to call them that but i dont have a better word) on this site dont even watch or read the thing theyre talking abt -- its valid to not Want to read smthn like killing stalking but at the same time how many ppl decrying it as The Worst Possible Thing have read even a chapter of it? my guess is very few
(this is NOT an endorsement of killing stalking btw, this is what started my fascination with "irredeemable media" so i am currently reading it to see if it rlly is that bad, and like. yeah its p god awful LMAO i cant in good conscience even recommend it for others to review/critique it its so vile. i want to make it abundantly clear that i am NOT reading it to enjoy it, i am NOT enjoying it in really any way while i am reading it, i think its disgusting in the way it depicts homosexuality, abuse/sexual assault and the way it treats women as a whole. i just wanted to read it bc now i have proof to back up any points i happen to make abt it being a disgusting story, bc im the type of person that wants to experience the Thing b4 i give genuine criticism of it)
ANYWAY killing stalking is maybe not the best example of my point bc even if u havent read it its not hard to accurately criticize it bc it rlly is Just That Awful but its what i brought up bc its what im investigating rn (i dont even wanna call it 'reading' bc thats embarrassing that im reading it LOL im investigating im doing research on killing stalking this is a scientific venture of mine), but like ill see smthn labelled as "irredeemable media" and i think "hm. has this person ever engaged with the material? how do they know its irredeemable? did they actually read/watch/whatever or did they see a lot of ppl talking abt it on tumblr?"
and like i said, i have no problems w anyone who looks at smthn labelled "irredeemable" and decides they dont want to engage w it, i couldnt give less of a shit what other ppl do with their time at this point in my life, i just think the critical culture on tumblr makes it maybe not the best place to get accurate, authentic criticism of things that have problematic elements (or anything rlly, the critical thinking skills on tumblr r subpar at best even when it comes to "good" or "acceptable" media)
and anyway im more fascinated w the culture of engaging w "irredeemable media": if u consume X media that is bad then, by the transitive property, u r bad. THAT is what fascinates and infuriates me abt the critical culture on tumblr. am i a bad person now bc im reading an Objectively Problematic comic as research, even tho literally nothing else abt my behavior/thoughts/morals has changed besides the mere existance of this comic in my life? will i be viewed as a dangerous person bc im reading an Objectively Problematic comic even though im actively decrying it and authentically telling u how bad it is and how much i dislike it and dont want others to read it because its so bad?
bc its not just media we try to box up into "problematic" and "unproblematic", its consumers too. for some reason when it comes to things deemed "irredeemable", if ANYONE engages with the source material, they r suddenly branded as "irredeemable" too, and any nuance of the situation is sucked out into the vacuous wasteland of media criticism on this website. obviously i think it goes without saying that bad media attracts bad ppl but at the same time, we make that assumption abt EVERY consumer of bad media, and i think thats unfair and narrow minded, esp through the lens of criticism
ppl want a moral high ground so badly, they want to feel superior to others so badly, that they jump at the opportunity to call someone an X apologist bc they consumed a media one time. purity culture on this website makes media criticism so difficult and toxic and its. ITS INTERESTING. ITS FRUSTRATING. I LOVE AND I HATE IT. i want to study some of u ppl like animals, the way u react when u hear someone watched hetalia one time or read homestuck one time or laughed at family guy one time. if i had the time i would Genuinely write a think piece on this phenomenon bc its so fascinating to see ppl playing into this purity culture and trying to one up each other by saying "well i NEVER watched this or read that so im morally superior to this other person who did"
i guess my point is, purity culture goes beyond just wanting pure, wholesome media with no flaws and no problematic elements (which is impossible btw bc everybodys standards r different) for the sake of. idk -- ppl like that would claim its to create a positive non-toxic space for folks in margianalized identity groups or smthn probably but idk if i buy that from ppl who behave in such a self righteous, self fellating sort of way -- but that demand for purity extends to consumers of problematic media as well and, who is it passing judgement on those ppl from on high, like a god? the same idiots sitting at their computers reblogging "x my beloved" gifs, same as anyone else
i guess what im actually saying is that NOBODY on this website has any right to pass such harsh judgement on anyone else, nobody anywhere has the right to feel superior to anyone else just bc they only watch pure childrens cartoons and not terrible problematic things like game of thrones or whatever
#mine#if u read this mess then thank u#if u wanna argue abt any of it with me please send me messages to argue abt it#ive been writing this thing for nearly 2 hours now im avoiding work pls argue w me abt the value of a comic like killing stalking#and if it even has any value
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SHIP HISTORY MEME
Embrace your past and get to know your friends’ fandom origins!
Rules: Post gifs of your fandoms/ships starting with your most current hyper fixation and work backward. (Bonus points if you share any stories about how or when you got into that ship! But not necessary!!) Then tag anyone whose fandom history you’d like to learn about!
Thanks for the tag Laura <3 @badguywindow
2019 - (?) Brightwell prodigal son
Man, where do i even start with these two <3 since when i saw the pilot i had a hint of ok, i see there’s going to be something between these two, as the show kept progressing and especially ep 5 man my heart <3, they got me at the “you can trust me” part and let me add the deal sealer “you are the one i like talking to” that was it, they own my heart now.
2018- Jaaron the walking dead
wow look at that another ship involving Tom Payne, i literally kept watching twd bc of Jesus, the show had become so repetitive but his tiny amount of screentime is what kept me hooked till his ending, he was finally embracing himself in season 9, Aaron and Jesus clearly living the best married life, being soft as hell and happy, until they had to kill Jesus off which still ACHE a lot, these two deserved better especially tom.
2018- Elu Skam France
OK but can i say how MUCH i love this ship TOO MUCH, They are honestly the most adorable thing on earth and every time they are on-screen my heart flips uwu <333 i discovered them a while back, basically watching the first seasons of skam France, since i had already seen the original Skam, i gave it a try with the french universe and it did not disappoint.
2014- Stydia Teen Wolf
mY God more babies uwu i still adore this ship, and i discovered it back in that I´m a teen who doesn’t watch cartoons anymore phase, leaving that aside man i love them, Lydia being the one taking stiles out of a panic attack I'm still weak for that type of trope, (see Dani talking to Malcolm after his panic attack for further detail djd) also i love the moment of realization on Lydia’s face, I'm really falling in love with this knucklehead, and there u have it.
2013- Johnlock Sherlock
Holy my obsession with this ship was incredible, idek how i got into the show i think it was bc of the whole superwholock thing back then, their dynamic and the obvious romance between these two amazing, AND THE LYING DETECTIVE EPISODE “it is what it is” godamn it, they really did that. i also adore the whole sign of three-episode which is ofc in disguise a full johnlock episode in reality.
2013- Tenrose Doctor who
i used to watch the old doctor who at my grandma’s house, years later the New who came by, started watching and my heart got split in half THIS SHIP MADE ME CRY A MILLIONTH TIMES and i will go down with it, the “doomsday” episode is still pierced in my heart, they made me the happiest person alive and i still miss this regeneration and companion a lot. David Tennant slaps as the doctor.
2011- Destiel Supernatural
Oh this one is a hard OTP, forever canon in my heart, since the introduction of castiel, every single interaction, GODS, they were made for each other, “gripped u tight and raised you from perdition”, im still not over that and they basically conrtucted my whole ass childhood i owe a lot to this show.
2011- Cherik X-men
Man, i have always been a slut for X-men even from when i was small, and like i was like? 10 here so yes we stan the gay husbands and i wasn’t really aware at the time lmao, we love a queer naive queen. also very happy we got them having their Honeymoon in Paris at the end of Dark phoenix only worthy part of the movie.
idk year- Wolfstar Harry Potter series
Hey i know this are not the actual actors, but fandom decided this would be great actors for younger versions of remus lupin and sirius black and im all for it, i ADORE them with all my heart and i think i reread the harry potter books solely for their scenes together which are very little sadly, but theres always fanfic, “The marauders” by Pengiwen made me fall in love with a headcanon version of them totally recommend it.
Tagging: @musicalmedic @paranoid-peaches @give-me-malcolm-and-whump @whumpypepsigal @boatofmagic @malcolmwhumply @frankensteinsmomster @ihavejarlsberg
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okay so tbh i have only revealed my kpop love to select people in my life IRL...buuuut im working on being more open about it bc these boys give me so much laughter and joy and it's good to be excited about things!! yesterday my mom discovered kpop and i came running into her room to be like omg let me show you MY FAV GROUP NCT. she didnt seem to vibe with the songs i showed her but honestly i get that cuz sometimes for me, i listen to an NCT song and im like ehhh but then i keep listening and im like wait this song is actually so good (this has happened with kick it, limitless, maw, work it...to name a few)
omg also yes i am familiar with tsundere and anime terminology!! i do watch anime - not as much as i used to, but i still enjoy a good anime :)) some of my favs are hunterxhunter, toradora, fmab, my hero academia, anohana...wow how many am i gonna name, anyway if you dont watch a lot of anime pls feel free to disregard this paragraph and we can continue talking about kpop lmao
HAHA i love that yes taeil go pursue your dreams (winwin) i support you 💕wait i also love that rj just says stuff straightforwardly!! like i think on some show (was it weekly idol?) he literally said, yea the company wants me to have an innocent image (but i'm not)...and i think one time a saseang fan called jeno during a vlive and rj literally took the phone immediately and was like can you stop calling...go renjun! but yea i feel like during their awsaz ep doyoung was kinda scared cuz hes kinda soft lmao (not a bad thing) but i loved the chaos in their eps!!
i liked awsaz!! for me, some eps were definitely funnier than others lol but i really like the concept and it's something only nct can do! the jaehyun/jisung ep was prob my second favorite even tho i cringed a lot but in the best way possible. i would LOVE to see them continue doing awsaz with wayv members!! like the ep with winwin/jisung (and henderey/haechan hosts) was so great!! also lmao jisung is just awkward with everybody, they could literally make a whole awsaz show with just jisung 😂 (also a side note: i love how he is still the maknae even after sungchan/shotaro joined haha he will always be our NCT baby 🥺)
as for what i didnt like...dont hate me but some of the missions were a little...slow for me? like in some eps when they just take the selfies and decorate it in the book i kinda skimmed those parts 😅 i think it would be cool if they had more missions that require them to actually do things with each other (i guess kinda like icebreakers lmao even tho i personally hate icebreakers) - like in the winwin/js episode, they involved the hosts and had them do some drawing thing that was funny. but actually i guess it also depends who the hosts are, i feel like some host combinations are funnier (whether bc of their chemistry with the participants or each other) so maybe that can't really be controlled
oooh wait one of my close friends is also a taurus!! love that haha (i dont rly take horoscopes super seriously (even tho i do think im kinda a virgo) but theyre interesting to look at)
i have some svt songs in my kpop playlist (i love hug (it’s so calming) and also my my)!! i think i kinda looked into them back in like 2016 but i wasnt rly a kpop fan back then, i will check them out now cuz i love me a talented and chaotic kpop group :))
p.s. for my ss gift hehe do you have any specific things you'd want me to gif? otherwise i will do something based on our conversations (which i think makes it mildly obvious who i'm gonna gif)!! also pls forgive me my giffing skills could be better but i try my best and they are 100% certified made with love 💖
ohh i understand that! my irl friends judge me for loving kpop so much (not all of them) but, frankly, i couldn’t care less because there’s nothing wrong with loving kpop so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ my mom, however, puts up with me and my kpop obsession very well tbh she does pay attention when i show her their stages and songs and even some funny content~ and so far she loves jaehyun, minghao(svt) and jisoo(bp) the most (all 3 for their visuals lmaoo) dhagfdshgad as far as the music goes, she reeeeeally loves from home 🥺 (tho i really love those overproduced hype songs, so for me it’s not hard to vibe with them right from the start lmao and esp kick it and maw those were love at first sight! here’s a funny story related to kick it: as you already know i’m a dancer and bc i immediately fell in love w kick it i learned the whole choreo for that song, usually i only know chorus or the dance points, and my mother watched me and she said i was really good i could fit well in 127 ghdafgds ahhh what an ego boost thanks mom everyone should have you as their mom tbh)
no way!!! you love anime!! aaa i’m excited now!!! when i was younger i watched a lot of anime and i mean a LOT; i’ve seen everything you listed here! lmao not my proudest moment... i also really love hxh!!!! i also remember loving code geass, tengen toppa gurren lagann, neon genesis evangelion and even the gundam series (i’m a simple person i see mecha and i fall in love immediately lmao even my fav cartoon of all time is the one i watched when i was like 5-7?? it was a korean manhwa, hamos the green chariot, which is also about the big robots djahsd) + all the shoujos lmao (nana best shoujo ever) i also really loved kuroko no basuke and fairy tail????? and all the popular ones (ie naruto, bleach, pokemon etc)
ohh i know that moment when he called the sasaeng out for bothering jeno hgafdagjdgah ICONIC we stan a legend 🤧✊
yeah i agree that some episodes were funnier than the others and some missions were just boring ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but it’s okay i guess majority of the ep is still interesing!! omg same!! i love jisung he is so precious and it would be amazing if he just stayed the maknae of nct until the end! (highly unlikely i guess but a girl can dream) they could definitely make a spin off awsaz - jisung and nct and it would be so funny lmaoooo and winwin is an awkward cutie as well so!! 🥰🥰
>they involved the hosts and had them do some drawing thing that was funny; my thoughts exactly!!!! it would be so great if they keep involving hosts lmao it would be funnier and more interesting; and yeah some hosts combinations were definitely better than the others (lowkey disappointed that jaemin didn’t get the chance to be the host lmao wonder how would that look) i think that one of the reasons dy/rj and js/jh eps were so good is bc markhyuck and cl/jw were amazing hosts lmao
ahh me neither!!! i’m not too serious about horoscope, i used to read about astrology for the fun of it lmao and yeah taurus and virgo is a great combination so !!!!
AHHH I’M SO GLAD YOU LOVE HUG it’s one of my favorite songs 🥺 do it santa you won’t regret!! their music is soooo good!!!!! and the performances are next level
p.s. you can gif whatever you want!! and i’m sure it’ll be great! <3 don’t be to pressured, even if you can’t make it it’s completely okay, i understand, you don’t have to! these conversations we’ve been having are the best gift already! i really cherish them! 🤗💚
p.p.s AHH I LOVE MFAL TOO (shocking) and ikr??? THEY GREW UP SO MUCH 😭 but esp jisung???? he reeeally changed omg!!! and chenle!!! now they look all grown up i’m 🤧 emotional
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Top 10 Fav Characters
@neurotrophicfactors this nerd tagged me so it’s my turn to gush about my fav characters (with some gifs ayyy). also i’ll stick to 1 character per series otherwise i won’t be able to decide for shit lmao
1) Teresa (Claymore): the baddest bitch in all of anime, you can rip this character from my cold dead hands. claymore was one of the first anime i watched and i knew from the moment teresa badassed her way onto the screen that it was love at first sight, she doesn’t even show up that much but she left such a huge impact on me back in the day that every time i see her i feel blessed honestly
2) Michiko Malandro (Michiko to Hatchin): a very close second, honestly nostalgia for claymore is the only reason Michiko isn’t #1 because oh my god, she is such a great character, she’s like the perfect foil to teresa bc where teresa is just... a goddess, michiko is very human and flawed and i love her for it, they should probably be shared #1 but i got a list to fill, soooo
3) The Golden Trio (Harry Potter): listen, these kids are savages and rebels and you’re damn right i am not going to pick one over the other bc their friendship is ICONIC and i know better than to split them apart dammit, i love all three of them they were literally my childhood/teen years
4) Youko (The Twelve Kingdoms): also from one of the earliest animes i’ve watched, youko is probably the most well-developed and complex character on this list. the character growth she goes through is that good. oh yeah and she is also a badass. eventually. Twelve Kingdoms is basically her journey into becoming an enormous badass.
5) Garrus Vakarian (Mass Effect): do i really need to explain this one. the best video game bro/alien boyfriend you could ever ask for, like when i was playing ME:A and i found the Archangel skin for the Nomad i nearly burst into tears i miss my boy so much
6) Roronoa Zoro (One Piece): hello, did anyone ask for an idiot with a sword in his mouth who is stupidly strong if only he could actually fucking remember what left and right means, also he will NEVER let anyone get in the way of His Dream (unless you’re his friend in which case He Will Die For You), so anyway
7) Sakata Gintoki (Gintama): i love this stupid asshole
8) Morgiana (Magi): protect her at all costs so she can continue to wreck fools with her bare hands, like sorry Sinbad you’re cool and all but can you break a man’s skull with your pinky?? whatever you probably can the point is you’ll never do it as good as Morgiana because she is a pure cinnamon bun who deserves the entire world
9) Saber (Fate/Zero): SHE IS SO GOOD AND TRYING HER BEST SO HARD, I LOVE HER!! JUST LET HER BE THE QUEEN HERO SHE DESERVES TO BE!!! WOMEN WITH SWORDS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
10) Morrigan (Dragon Age): look i think my fav type of character is pretty clear by now (you must be a Badass apparently) and honestly i would 11/10 let Morrigan insult me anytime, not gonna lie that god-baby shit was weird tho which is why she’s at #10
wow this basically turned into an anime list. what can i say i used to love the japanese cartoons during some very formative years. sooo in return im gonna tag @pornosophical @trinketchick @ramabear @junecsea @voldemrt @piskierust and whoever else wants to take a shot at this
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Tagged by @welcometothemalformedbox thank you 1~
CHOOSE ONE! Then tag 10 of your followers!
1: hugs or kisses?
Hugs
2: night or day?
Night
3: internet or TV?
Internet
4: sweet or sour?
Sweet
5: red, white, or blue?
blue
6: 1800s or 1900s?
1800s
7: space or the ocean
? the ocean
8: ice-cream or frozen?
Ice Cream
9: reading or writing?
reading
10: raining or sunny?
Raining
11: winter or summer?
Winter
12: spring or autumn/fall?
spring (cause folowers but otherwise i would have autumn cause its such a nice weather)
13: too cold or too warm?
Too cold
14: elevators or escalators?
Escalators r more fun i guess
15: apples or oranges?
Apples
16: fire or ice?
ice
17: plane crash or car crash?
neither wtf
18: planes or boats?
boats
19: the sea or a pool?
The Sea
20: singing or dancing?
Singing
21: long hair or short hair?
Short hair (tho mine is long XD but i love short nonetheless)
22: january or december?
December
23: your first child - boy or girl?
def Girl
24: chocolate sauce or strawberry sauce?
chocolate sauce
25: coffee or tea?
Coffee
26: in your coffee/tea - sugar or no sugar?
no sugar
27: gif or jif?
Gif
28: science or religion?
i actually believe that sicence n religionare tw sides of the same coin n enjoy both so yeah both XD
29: tornado or hurricane?
Tornado
30: black or white?
Black
31: laptop or desktop?
Laptop
32: cat or dog?
both r great!??!!?!?
33: chicken or turkey?
turkey
34: shower or bath?
bath
35: disneyland or universal studios?
disneyland
36: potatoes - mashed or baked?
baked
37: eggs - fried, boiled, scrambled or poached?
fried
38: cake or pie?
both
39: Ben and Jerry’s or häagen-dazs?
uh what. i dunno what r those
40: christmas or halloween?
Halloween (but chrismas is reall nice i guess )
41: books or magazines?
Books
42: inside or outside?
Inside
43: movies or tv shows?
movies
44: McDonald’s or burger king?
McDonald’s
45: the past or the future?
the present
46: superpowers - fly or read minds?
read Minds pls
47: piercings or tattoos?
Piercings (but damn tattos tho)
48: end of the world - zombie apocalypse or world war 3?
zombie apocalypse
49: Starbucks or subway? sStarbucks
50: love or lust?
Love
51: kitten, puppy or micropig? ALL
52: if you could, which would you stop - 9/11 or the holocaust?
The holocaust
53: mermaids/mermen or unicorns?
Mermaids
54: america or Britain?
britain
55: dumbledore or gandalf?
Gandalf
56: ninjas or pirates?
Ninjas
57: Firefox, safari or chrome?
chrome
58: marvel or dc?
Marvel
59: pepsi or coke?
coke
60: circus or amusement park?
amusement park
61: eBook or physical book?
physical book
62: Greek or roman?
both
63: Thor or Loki?
Loki
64: Sam or dean winchester?
ahhh i don’t watch much supernatural so neither
65: stefan or damon salvatore?
again no idea sorrysXD
66: brown or white bread?
i love all breads, but since i eat white all the time i miss brown.
67: sunrise or sunset?
Sunrise
68: drought or flood?
Flood
69: trains or bus?
Trains
70: kids or pets?
ahhahahah pets
71: poetry or song lyrics?
i kinda think they are very similar so both.
72: horror movie or chick flick?
Horror movie
73: play video games on - pc or console (Xbox/playstation)? i play it on pc always but i would like to try console one day (if i become rich maybe)
75: saturday or sunday?
sunday (mainly cause all the good cartoon are often shown on a sunday XD)
76: lord of the rings or harry potter?
harry potter ( i know i know im shit)
77: bands or solo artists?
bands
78: art or music?
music
79: get lost in - london or paris?
shit this is tough but paris
80: new year’s eve or christmas eve?
christmas Eve
81: museums or nature parks?
wh y r they all so hard dammit. museums
82: lightning or thunder?
lightning
83: lions, tigers or bears?
bears
84: popcorn or candy floss/cotton candy?
cotton candy
85: be stuck in a room with - clowns or insects?
clowns (although u could kill the insects n have the room for urself.....unless they are spiders fcuk.)
86: soup or salad?
cheeseburgers
87: asks or fanmail?
both
88: scottish accent or irish accent? iIrish?
89: ‘friends or ‘the big bang theory’?
i didn’t enjoy both very much but friends has better jokes i think XD.
90: ‘supernatural’ or ‘the vampire diaries’?
neither
91: ‘the simpsons’ or 'family guy’?
thesSimpsons all the way
92: toothache or earache?
anything but toothach god
93: 'x-men’ or 'guardians of the galaxy’?
guardians of the galaxy
94: be stranded in antarctica or sahara desert?
antarctica the sahara is already a couple of hundred km near me n i actually wish i was in antarctica
95: penguins or polar bears? u can’t make me choose.so both.
96: 'frozen’ or 'tangled’?
Tangled
97: snowmen or icebergs?
snowmen
98: hand written letter or email? hand written ones are nicer in my opinion.
99: apple or android?
Apple is much more chic but android is more efficient tbh. n since im aesthetic trash i will go with apple XD.
100: the end or the beggining?
the end
ahh tagging people actually makes me nervous so if ya feel like it go ahead bbys
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