Genshin Polycule Things
Aether:Zzzz
Amber:*big spoon*Zzzz
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Aether:But what if it isn’t pure all the way through?
Xiao:Just skim the top layer of snow. A little dirt is no worse than karma-
Keqing:*carrying Ganyu* She fell asleep on the trip…
Xiao:*takes Ganyu* You could’ve said my name.
Keqing:I have that right?
Xiao:You’re with my partner and closest friend. It’s not an issue.
Keqing:Ah… I wish I knew that. Aether, legs….
Aether:*picks her up*
Keqing:Thank you.
Aether:Does that curtesy extend to all my partners?
Xiao:*grumbles* I will think about it.
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Aether:*walks in*
Scara:Well if isn’t the resident bicycle.
Aether:….*tears up* The what?
Scara:!? It was a joke! Relax!
Mona:*closes book* Scara…
Scara:Relax!!!! Aether, insult me back!
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Yanfei:Madam Ping! I need your advice! Can you read this for me and tell me what you think?
Ping:….This is just a letter from the Traveler asking how you’ve been.
Yanfei:Yeah, but he wrote “My dearest, Yanfei” instead of “My dearest Yanfei,” with the comma after my name! Was that intentional or a mistake!
Ping:….
Ping:Bless your heart.
Yanfei:Not helping!
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Kamisato porch
Aether:*enjoying the scenery*
Ayaka:*leaning on him*
Ayato:*opens door* I’m back Ayaka. How are things?
Ayaka:*drinking tea at the table* Uneventful.
Ayato:Is that so? Hello Aether. Enjoying our garden?
Aether: *20 feet away* Yep! Thought I’d swing by and say hello.
Ayato:Hehe, so it seems.
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Waiter: Your total will be 1000 mora.
Amber:Okay. That’s easy enough t-
Aether:*puts down 1000*
Eula:I’ll handle the tip. *gives 1001*
Aether and Amber:….
Eula:What? Did you think I’d allow myself to lose to you? We are both treating her.
Aether:Lose t- I paid the tab! I would’ve let you spend 600 while I gave 500 mora!
Eula:…These are the type conversations that should be discussed beforehand!
Amber:Frankly, I’m just happy you both agreed to this. *smiles* I like this quality time. *holds their hand*
Eula and Amber: *silently bashful*
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Aether:Zzzz
Scaramouche:Zzzzz
Mona:*in the middle*….(Why do they insist on me in the middle when one of them will never to pee!!!)
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Aether:*starting a fire*
Charlotte:*focuses lens*
Aether:Uh is this really picture worthy?
Charlotte:I’m just testing out my new zoom function.
Aether:So what, the focus is on my hands?
Charlotte:Uh huh. *zooms in on crop top*
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Furina:*head on his lap* Aether?
Aether:*playing with her hair* What’s up?
Furina:Is this what healing feels like?
Aether:I’d like to think so. If not, then we’ll find another way.
Furina:Hmm *closes eyes* This is perfect.
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Tighnari:Welcome to the seminar on proper forest travel. Everyone, find a seat.
Aether:*sits on a chair*
Nilou:*sits in his lap*
Collei:*red* N-Nilou? I think there’s a few more chairs.
Nilou:I saw, but all Tighnari said was to find a seat. Someone else can have the chair.
Cyno:You make a compelling argument, but I’m that’s not what Tighnari-
Candace:*sits on Cyno’s lap*
Cyno:Please begin whenever you’re ready.
Tighnari:This is not what I meant when I said “bring a friend.”
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Aether:Do you ever wonder what Kokomi writes about in her diary?
Gorou:Not really. It’s her business.
Aether:Yeah, you’re right.
……
Aether and Gorou:(I can’t let him know she’s let me read the pages about him.)
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Aether:Paimon, I’m going on a date. I already made your lunch and dinner.
Paimon:Tell Keqing hello for Paimon.
Aether:…How’d you know it was Keqing?
Paimon:You woke up ten minutes earlier than usual and got a head start on commissions. Now you’re leaving after chores and your braid redone.
Aether:….
Aether:Can you not watch me so keenly?
Paimon:Nope.
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Aether:Chiori, do you think you can tailor a suit for me? Nothing incredibly fancy or from scratch. I have a dinner in a few days.
Chiori:First, everything I do is fancy. Second, you should give proper notices. Third, hold your arms out. *grabs measuring tape*
Aether:Thank you. *t-poses*
Chiori:Don’t mention it. I had a feeling you’d ask me sooner or later. I’ll have you looking delicious in no time.
Aether:…Excuse me?
Chiori:It’s just the turn of phrase in Fontaine at the moment. I thought you would’ve heard it by now. That or scrumptious.
Aether:I’m not sure if I’m okay with that.
Chiori:Yeah it’s a little odd. People here are elegant but incredibly forward.
Aether:Now that you say it…yeah. Surprisingly I’m more intimidated here than some of the people i know at Mondstat.
Chiori:I’m sure Charlotte would take that as a compliment. You should tell her that on your date.
Aether:How’d you know it was Charlotte?
Several days earlier
Charlotte:*runs in* Chiori! I have a date in a week and I need to look delicious!
Chiori:…Come again?
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Aether:Are you positive she didn’t say that out of anxiety?
Chiori:No it tracks, trust me.
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Navia and Lyney:*walk in* Hello Chi-
The two of them gasp as they see Aether in a fitted chocolate brown suit with a golden trim and an embroidered design of golden leaves that fall down the side of the pants to the matching dress shoes. He even chose to go for a high ponytail while Chiori fiddled with his waist.
Aether:Hey guys.
Navia and Lyney:Well someone looks scrumptious.
Chiori:Told ya.
Aether:*red* There has to be a better word. “Handsome” is classic that never fails. If I didn’t know any better I’d ask “what are we?”
Lyney:Do you really want to know?
Aether:Down boy.
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