me and @avemaria whenever mike has a voiceline in ud: mike just learned to swear yesterday munroe
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STARTER CALL, please specify your trap / human variant.
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the next chapter..... will be laaateee.... :’‘‘^) i am sorryyyyy........
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" wowyouhavereallyprettyhair. um ! what do you call an educated tube ? ... a graduated cylinder ! "
"oh, really? it was just a mistake i made in tinting class." [...] she cringes while primping permed curls. shrugging. she giggles with eyes lighting up when she understands. " -- i always wished i was better in science. but at least that joke is classy - the only ones i know are probably a bit too crass." @prometheyus
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What textures do you hate?
oh my god there's a list
cold things that are supposed to be hot (and vise versa
bananas (this shit is bananas b a n a n a s)
some melon rinds
sticky slime (specifically sticky slime (any other slime is fine))
soggy crutons
washing dishes (the entire thing mainly the texture)
and i think that's it? i dunno
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met gala theme for next year: pon farr night at the vulcan nightclub
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h*nters moon is my favourite stupid song wanted that vinyl so bad lol hjkl
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head ducks down, kissing a trail down the slope of her shoulder, the tanned skin warm and and salty with sweat. brown hair is smoothed back from her skin, fingers trailing downwards teasingly until they reach her breasts, cupping them in his hands, teasing and playing, drawing out sweet broken sounds from her. he was taking his time, slowing their movements down, capturing the moment within him.
siana had other plans.
@heatmelded ❛ all i can think of is sitting on top of your hard cock. ❜ / heatmelded. from siana. closes my eyes.
a ragged groan escapes his lips, cock pulsing against her leg. "you are a tease," he accuses before capturing her lips, tongue thrusting inside, leading them on a sensual dance, naked bodies tangled together. hand slips down, bringing his cock to her warm entrance. "you want this?" pressing the head against her, he gathers her juices and spreads them around, finger slipping down to tease her clit. “or do you want me to fuck you into the bed?”
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tumblr legit just softblocked max from me for no reason plz i am so paranoid about this now ghjkl
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💬rumor has it glitchtrap possessed william's actual kid
🔧 @deathsbecome ! / send 💬 + a rumor and my muse will react to it.
"𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕 -- 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 we're one in the same, i would say that rumor is false. though it's semantics, really." glitch gesticulates, head bobbing with the swaying of either hand in describing mental gymnastics. his ears swaying jauntily. "she's quite happy to be together again. r̷e̷-u̷n̷i̷t̷e̷d̷. all you'd have to do is ask."
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why does doing anything literally anything feel like pulling teeth.
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NYMPHIA WIND • drag race season 16 top 3 [template credit]
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