TG: cult name should be The Garlic Ones™ and the followers are garlicpilled breadmaxxers

GA: The Suggestion Box Is Not A Waste Receptacle Please Remember This In Further Asks

So just to be clear.

FUCK CC DREAM.

he called you fake dave, are you just going to take that?

martha’s mom was right 🥰

april fools but it's every other alt working together to make adam's day hell

they keep seth safe from him by following the human at all times

they spraypaint his hoodie bright pink

they set up traps at every nearby door/entrance

they give both seth and gabriel a shit ton of flashbangs

jonah convinces mark to tie adams hands and feet together with strings

and so, so much more

YES I’m with this.

Adams horrible terrible no good very bad day

oh my fucking god apparently the pitchfork article trashing hozier's new album (that was otherwise raved over by basically every other big music publication) was written by fucking peyton beachdeath??? and now twitter normies are finding out about everything they’ve done.. i’m screaming LMAO they’re linking the archived callout someone made about them. it’s so funny. finally exposed for their crimes against humanity

Btw one of my favorite juniors things is when Wei Wuxian pulls his “oouuughhh I’m an old man” shit with them and they’re like Aren’t you like 23. And that body is like 19 stop talking about your old man knees

No amount of insane lore was gonna make them let him off the hook

best description of morgan spurlock's legacy ever

listen. i know it's not 2014 anymore and i know it's just a throwaway line and that the russo brothers didnt intend for marvel action blockbuster captain america the winter soldier to become the tragic gay love story that never was but man. having steve say "it's kind of hard to find someone with shared life experience" in a conversation about romantic relationships right before the bucky reveal is so cruel. it's not just about steve and bucky obviously having the shared experience of being "out of time," it's the fact that they've both been stripped of their humanity in opposite directions. steve is a legend, he is an american hero and a national icon before he is a human being the same way that bucky is a weapon and a killing machine before he is a human being. steve knows that anyone who falls in love with him in the 21st century fell in love with captain america first, and that's just not him. but then the one person who knew him first and knew him best and loved him (not captain america, that little guy from brooklyn) so much he died for it is alive, impossibly. and it's a miracle because he's back and it's horrific because he's back under the worst possible circumstances. but to steve, the winter soldier is worth tearing the world apart for because he's always been bucky first. they find each other and suddenly they're human again. and maybe, despite it all, being "out of time" becomes a blessing, because in this century they'd finally be allowed to love each other the way they've always wanted to. like real people do.

like. no. the captain america trilogy isn't about two queer men traumatized and alienated by war and modern life rediscovering and reclaiming their humanity through their love for each other. but. i mean. it couldve been

Clicked on an article from the anthropology subreddit about loneliness and was immediately blasted into oblivion by this opening paragraph

just absolutely annihilated

Love the Bad Kids immediately shutting down Porter’s attempt to proselytize; like absolutely not, you can’t defend this. You’re a bad teacher. Yeah, we spent the summer hunting the Night Yorb on behalf of the school, because the Night Yorb was our fucking fault in the first place. Elmville didn’t refuse to sign Gorgug’s MCAT, you did, Porter. You’re a freak. You’re 45 and you’re juicing and the teenage archdevil who clocked your bad vibes freshman year day one already swooped the godly domain you’re vying for out from under you and put it on standby like last week. Get fucked old man.