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sadisthetic · 3 months
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BURST💥
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piived · 4 months
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this post but it’s Tim and Danny
Tim came across a weird symbol during a case and he’s run into a dead end with it. He’s taken to doodling it as he thinks and one night it gets particularly bad and he’s probably drawn it like a hundred times as he mentally goes over all the details of whatever case he’s working and then BAM there’s a glowing green (Lazarus Pit green, oh shit) swirling vortex and someone, no, something, is crawling out of it and —
“Okay, enough! I’m here!! What the FUCK do you want?”
It’s a… teenager? With glowing green eyes and white hair and he’s… floating? and super hot What the fuck.
Tim: What the fuck.
Danny: No that’s my line. What the fuck. Do you want?
Tim: Uhhh —
Danny, looking around: Wait holy shit is this the Batcave!??
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zo1nkss · 6 months
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Can we please talk about the bisexual lighting, I NEED to talk about the bisexual lighting, I am chomping at the bit over the bisexual lighting, I cannot breathe or function over the bisexual lighting, SOMEONE SEDATE ME ABOUT THE BISEXUAL LIGHTING
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strawberrryangel · 5 months
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currently have strep, a viral infection, an ear infection, and laryngitis, but at least i’ve got supernatural. at least i’ve got supernatural. at least i’ve got supernatural. at least i’ve got—
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fishareglorious · 9 days
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oh for fucks sake does every time i clip my nails that infernal monster the neighbours call a dog have to bark like the damned and set off an entire neighbourhood’s worth of dogs
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arowrath · 8 months
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are those loop earbuds actually any good?
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avephelis · 7 months
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busting it down embarrassed-style in the general practice explaining the stupid fucking thing i did
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samuraisharkie · 10 months
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If you’re putting off loud ass firework tonight in the suburbs around other houses, let it be known I hate you. nearly kills my dog every year.
#first day of disability month is flooded with panic inducing noise. fuck America#could you losers drive out to open country that’s flat to let out fucking industrial level fireworks.#I don’t mean the small driveway ones or even just one or two smaller ones#I mean the ones that fucking send a shockwave through the whole house like a bomb is dropping.#nothing BUT those it sounds like a war zone out here#I hope you people set ur house on fire#killing birds bats and bugs and more#y’all aren’t even celebrating veterans like you think you are. every vet I’ve ever talked to or heard of HATES it.#putting people in danger to blow out ur eardrums setting off massive fireworks at close range.#y’all are fucking annoying#I wish there was like. etiquette for fireworks this time of year.#where you could put a sign out like ‘this neighborhood as a very anxious senior dog’ or ‘this house is sensitive to loud noises’#’this house as someone w PTSD’ etc. but no everyone is supposed to get over it and shut the fuck up#and if we don’t like it we’re joyless funkillers#and if the sign is out then you have to find somewhere else away from that house to set off your fireworks.#and if you can’t find a spot without signs then you fucking get over it and have ur burger without ear shattering noise#or you know. go watch PROFESSIONALS set off fireworks instead of risking yourselves your neighbors and everything around you#I’m sorry if ur 4th of July is ruined bc you could set off industrial professional level fireworks then you genuinely need psychiatric help#if you set off a few. this isn’t about you. if you’re putting on a fucking show stopping finale this in fact is#every Fourth of July is a borderline extinction event for wildlife too. animals can die just from the sound.#they DO die. there’s a massive amount of dead animals found every year after nationwide firework events like this#y’all are killing the wildlife and then scratching ur dumbass heads going ‘huh I wonder where the fireflies went’#you know what’s prettier than polluting the air with pyrotechnics? fireflies! where are they? you killed them!#i LIKE fireworks too. I just don’t like them in my neighborhood by my novice neighbors surrounding me on all sides.#not every single house needs to set off fireworks. fucking stop it
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haniawritesthings · 2 months
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Developing a personal vendetta against q-tips
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the fact that barbie's rotten tomatoes score is 90% and oppenheimer's is 94% says a lot about us as a society.
#raj shitposting#the fact that every person i've conversed with who said they hated barbie actively HATES the fact that i'm a feminist#also what is wrong with politicizing barbie huh? what's wrong with that? weren't action figurines a political thing back in the 00's?#most of the people giving bad reviews about barbie are men.. like okay the film's for everyone but not people who hate women#like people saying they hated barbie because it was about feminism are so dumb like what did you think they were gonna show?#naked margot robbie to EmPoWeR women? that's not what barbie is#also the fact that florence pugh was in oppenheimer literally to have two nude scenes is so infuriating to me like WHY-#she had absolutely NO other contribution in the film except for getting cillian in trouble like wtf#HOLLYWOOD DO FLORENCE SOME JUSTICE SHE'S CAPABLE OF MIDSOMMAR DON'T SHOVE HER DOWN THE DON'T WORRY DARLING PIPELINE#also oppenheimer had the most blaring and anti eardrum sound i've heard in my LIFE-#like ludwig goransson made the PERFECT score and then christopher nolan just fucking RUINED it#also can i just say that oppenheimer is like a screen-copy of a beautiful mind? like is it uncannily like it or is it just me?#like yeah whiplash was an inconspicuous copy of black swan because the elements were more spaced out and stuff#but oppenheimer copies a beautiful mind act for act element for element#idk it's probably just me being crazy#whatever#i still think that barbie a deserved better rating. not in comaprison to oppenheimder but by itself.#oppenheimer#barbenheimer#films#movies#cinema#barbie
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running-in-the-dark · 2 months
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my ear won't stop making that fucking crackling noise and it's driving me a little crazy
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knifegremliin · 3 months
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holy shit, earmuffs?? you guys, EARMUFFS??? did you guys know about this shit??? a GODSEND. a fucking GODSEND. (<- just discovered the sweet, sweet freedom of Silence)
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ngwun · 2 years
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AYO my friend went big brain and fucken editted my thingy like a beast kkdfjjfnd amaze!! i was laughing my ass off this is like 1000 times better than the original!
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pastafossa · 1 year
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hoping and praying that ur covid test was negative!!!!
Ty anon! It appears I get to keep my Covid-Free Since Feb 2020 badge (look, it rhymes!) , fortunately! Which is great because I like my badge and also because my lungs are still kinda wheezy from the Feb 2020 bout haaa and i wondered why that hotel doc wanted me to go to the er why is he acting like something's going on im at disney disney is safe look at all these PEOPLE safe here from ALL OVER THE WORLD *belated* oh shit
I do have a fever now in addition to the other symptoms but at this point if it's not covid I'll take it as a win.
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thefiresofpompeii · 1 year
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inescapable lana del reycist talk everywhere over the next few days im already dreading it
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