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piived · 3 months
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this post but it’s Tim and Danny
Tim came across a weird symbol during a case and he’s run into a dead end with it. He’s taken to doodling it as he thinks and one night it gets particularly bad and he’s probably drawn it like a hundred times as he mentally goes over all the details of whatever case he’s working and then BAM there’s a glowing green (Lazarus Pit green, oh shit) swirling vortex and someone, no, something, is crawling out of it and —
“Okay, enough! I’m here!! What the FUCK do you want?”
It’s a… teenager? With glowing green eyes and white hair and he’s… floating? and super hot What the fuck.
Tim: What the fuck.
Danny: No that’s my line. What the fuck. Do you want?
Tim: Uhhh —
Danny, looking around: Wait holy shit is this the Batcave!??
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clockwayswrites · 1 month
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Achoo
tigerakemi1 Danny Tries to Spook Tim But Fails Horribly
“Achoo!”
Tim glanced up from the R&D Report to look at the ficus in his office. The ficus that had just sneezed. The ficus that he was pretty sure he didn’t have— but okay, that one might be his bad. The sneezing though was new.
He carefully put his tablet to sleep, got up, and walked over to the ficus. The whole tree seemed to sag as he got close, becoming the most morose looking potted plant Tim had ever seen. (And that included the herbs he had tried to grow as a child.)
“Honey, you’re supposed to be at home resting,” Tim said. He was again eternally grateful that Tam was a force to be reckoned with and wouldn’t let anyone barge in to see him talking to a ficus.
“I was bored,” the ficus replied. It wasn’t a voice spoken out loud, because of course ficus didn’t have mouths, but Tim heard it all the same.
“So you came to just sit in my office?”
“I was going to— ACHOO — scare you,” the ficus said, sagging further.
Tim hid a smile behind his hand. “I see. Well, how about instead of that, you go back to being you. We can curl up on my couch here while I read my reports.”
“Really?”
“Really. But change back, I’m not cuddling a ficus.”
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gilbirda · 1 year
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Dead Tired fic rec list!
Is time for some DannyxTim content.
Ghosts Don't go to High School by Evandarya (Danny and Tim have to do a school project together) - some art by goingtoast!
Pearls and Pomegranates by Evandarya (Hades and Persephone inspired. Good stuff)
Tim Drake's I.E.F (Invisible Eldritch Friend) by Half-dead Ham (Grima101) (I haven't read it personally, but I've heard good things)
family friction by halfagone (milkywxy) (with a side of Anger Management (Jazz/Jason))
Inflatable Unicorn Suprise by Evandarya (first part of Evandarya's Summer fics, with a side of Anger Management and Double Trouble (DamianxDani)) - some Art by goingtoast!
BONUS: Some popular posts & art for them!
Project GH05T - Art by Hleb: This piece and this one
Danny and Tim are online friends since before Danny's accident and Tim becoming Robin
Tim becomes Danny's sugar daddy by accident - Art by Hleb
Danny has a popular coffee shop that Tim frequents
Tim summons the Ghost King with his blood, revealing they are dating to the Justice League - check the reblogs!!! lots of amazing art like this one and this one
This blog (totally not an alien 2) has a lot of DannyxTim posts and prompts.
This blog (stealing your bones) has some DannyxTim prompts (a lot to navigate through), as well as SuperDeadTired (dannyxtimxkon) if that is something you like. Everything is tagged if you don't.
BONUS: Everlasting Insomniacs (aka Everlasting Trio x Tim, DannyxSamxTuckerxTim poly ship)
A Halloween in Amity by petitechatonne (Hallmark movie style plotline where Halloween is at risk)
Third Law of Motion by Elizabehta_Beilschmidt (First part of my Summer fics, with a side of Anger Management)
Short fluffy ficlet by me
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There will be more to come! (Suggestions are welcomed)
Part 2!
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evandarya · 2 years
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Pearls and Pomegranates
Chapter 3
{Read on AO3}{Chapter 2}
Tim paced around the room that Wisp had led him to. It was about the size of his living room at the penthouse apartment he had been living in. It was separated into two by a folding screen that partially blocked the bed from view. Closest to the door was a sitting area with a loveseat and two chairs surrounding an unlit fireplace. Against the wall was a bookshelf with a few books written in a language he didn't recognize. Next to the bookshelf underneath a window was a rolltop writing desk stocked with paper and pens. Tim looked out the window and into a green and purple void dotted with doors. Directly under his window was a courtyard of sorts. A large white fountain sat in the middle of a maze of bushes and strange flowers. 
Behind the partition was a large bed with a deep blue canopy and matching bedclothes made of some kind of silk. In the sleeping area were two doors, one led to a large, mostly empty closet, and the other led to a large bathroom with a soaking tub and shower. Tim eyed the soaking tub longingly. He knew a warm soak would be great for his aching muscles and sprained ankle, but he didn't have any clean clothes to change into. The thought of putting his sweaty, dirty clothes, or even just his under armor, back on after a soak sounded awful. He would if he had to, but not right now.
After he explored the room he checked the door. It was unlocked. He hadn't been told not to leave the room. Tim checked the desk and grabbed some paper and a pen, intending to make a map. He could find his way back to the kitchen and throne room, but the castle was huge and he'd like to not get lost.
Tim walked down the corridor silently. He was always good at being quiet, but training with Batman and Lady Shiva had made him an expert. Probably not as good as Phantom, whose feet barely ever touched the ground, but good enough for his own purposes. So Tim went down the hallway on silent feet, trying every door he came across. They were all locked. 
He made his way to the kitchen and tilted his head, he could hear voices up ahead. Tim made his way to a fork in the hallway. One way would bring him to the throne room, and the other would lead him toward the voices. Tim headed toward the voices. 
"Have Skulker or Wulf returned?" That was Phantom's voice. 
"No, not yet." A female voice said. Her voice was rough but had a bit of a musical lilt. "They didn't want to go."
"No one does." This voice was nasally and sounded young. "Especially when you won't even tell us why it's necessary." 
Tim had reached the room the voices were coming from. From the gap in the door, he could see just a sliver of the room. A large table was set up in the center with glowing green islands of all different shapes and sizes floating above it. Tim could see two figures, a girl with flaming blue hair and a guitar strapped to her back, and a monochromatic teen that looked like a nerd plucked from a B movie from the 1950s. Tim supposed these must be Phantoms generals.
"I received word of activity on the other side," Phantom spoke again. "A cult trying to free Pariah Dark and summon him to the mortal plane." 
"What!" Both of the generals exclaimed. 
"Can they do that?" The blue-haired woman asked.
"They're close. They have the sigil, the sacrifice, and the date. Who knows how long they've been trying this? If they hadn't been interrupted this time, they may have succeeded." 
"Interrupted by who?" The 50's boy asked.
"By a couple of Robins." Phantom finally came into view, looking out the crack in the door, right at Tim. "You can come in, little birdie." 
Tim hesitated before pushing the door open and stepping into what was probably a war room. The generals turned to face him. "I didn't mean to intrude," Tim said.
"Ooh, who's this?" The blue-haired woman asked, floating down to his level. "Have you finally got a boyfriend?"
"Red Robin is going to be my guest for a while,” Phantom said. “And I expect him to be treated as such.” 
“Don’t get your royal tights in a twist, baby pop; I always treat guests well.” the girl said, extending a hand out to him. “The name’s Ember,  and that’s Poindexter.” Tim took her hand. It was so warm he could feel it through his glove. “It’s a shame Phantom doesn’t want to date; you’re a cute one. At least, I think you are under that mask.” Ember traced the edge of his mask with a finger. It took everything in him not to back away under the scrutiny. 
“Don’t you have a boyfriend?” Poindexter asked from where he floated. 
“He doesn’t own me; I can look,” Ember said, floating around behind him. Tim turned to keep an eye on her. 
“Ember,” Phantom said, floating in front of her, “don’t objectify my guests.” 
“You never let me have any fun.” Ember pouted before floating off.
“I’m sorry about her,” Phantom turned to him. “Did you need something?” 
“Not really. I just wanted to get my bearings.” Tim held up the half-finished map he had been making. 
“If you want to see the place, I would be glad to give you a tour after the scouts check in,” Phantom said. 
“After Skulker and Wulf check in, you have a meeting with Queen Dorathea,” Poindexter said, “and Frostbite has been asking to see you.” 
Phantom winced. “I forgot about Dora,” he whispered. “Don’t tell her I said that, she’d never let it go.” 
“I should probably head back to my room,” Tim said. Phantom was busy and he shouldn’t have been eavesdropping in the first place. 
“You should soak, it will help your foot.” 
“Yeah, I thought that, too, but I don’t have any clean clothes to change into,” Tim said.
Phantom’s eyes travel up and down his body before a green flush spread across his cheeks. “I’m sorry, I didn’t even think about that.” 
“It’s okay, I can—” 
“No, it’s not okay. I have some clothes you can wear until I can have Dora’s tailors make you some.” Phantom said, floating up into the air. “Ember, Dex,” he called. The two ghosts turned from where they were pretending to hold a conversation. “Send Wisp to get me when Skulker or Wulf get back.” 
“Shouldn’t you wait—.” Poindexter started but he was cut off by Ember
“Of course! Take care of your guest, Phantom, we’ll let you know as soon as they get back.”
Phantom nodded and floated out of the room with Tim following closely behind. 
***
Phantom led him back up towards where his bedroom was located and opened the locked door next to his. This room was much bigger than his. A bookshelf took up most of the wall adjoining his room. It was loaded down with books, loose papers, and a model spacecraft made from ice. Where Tim had a sitting area, Phantom had a workbench. Tim was surprised to see scrap metal and a soldering iron set up. Phantom had gone past the bookshelf and work area to open a large wardrobe. 
“Is this your room?” he asked, glancing around. Phantom’s room lacked a privacy screen between the living area and the sleeping area, but the room was spacious enough that it didn’t feel crowded. The bed itself was huge, larger than any bed Tim had seen before. On the wall the bed was pushed up against was a mural of the night sky. Tim could pick out different constellations and stars. “This is beautiful.” 
“Thanks, it took me weeks,” Phantom said, dumping an armload of clothes on the bed. “You should see it in the dark, the stars glow.” 
“You painted this?” Tim asked, studying the painting with new eyes. 
“Frostbite said a creative hobby was a good way to deal with the stress of kingship,” Phantom said. He held out a pair of blue jeans toward Tim. “See if these will fit you, they should be about your size.” 
Tim took the pants and held them against him. They should fit around the hips, but they would be a little long in the legs. “They should do fine.” 
“Okay.” Phantom picked some more pairs of jeans out of the wardrobe as well as some t-shirts and pajama pants. “I don’t have any fresh underwear, but I’ll be sure to ask the tailors.” 
Tim blushed at possibly having to go commando, but it wasn’t the worst thing in the world. “I hate to put the tailors out like this.” 
Phantom laughed at that. “Trust me, they are going to be delighted to have a human to make clothes for. Most ghosts don’t need custom-made clothes.” The ghost handed him a stack of neatly folded clothes. “Where did Wisp put you? I’ll walk you back to your room.” 
“Next door, actually,” Tim said, nodding his head toward his room. Phantom’s gaze trailed to the adjoining wall and the green flush took over his face again. 
“Ah. I see.” 
“Is there something wrong with that?”
“No, it’s just…That’s the concubine’s chambers.” Phantom said, his face turning more green in what Tim was realizing was his version of a blush. It was kind of cute. “It has direct access to my room.” As if to prove his point Phantom floated to the bookshelf and pushed in a book. A part of the wall pressed in and swung open, revealing Tim’s room. “You can lock it, or I can move you somewhere else if you don’t feel comfortable with this.” 
Tim debated it. The king having direct access to his room was a bit unnerving; but… “Do the other rooms have a soaking tub?” 
“No, actually, my room and the concubine’s chambers are the only ones with en-suite bathrooms,” Phantom said. 
“Then I’ll stay here, you said I could lock it?” 
Phantom blushed again but showed him how to lock the passage between the two rooms. He explained that the castle had been made for him by the yetis and no one had ever stayed in the concubine chambers before. Before long, Wisp appeared to alert Phantom that his scouts had returned. He bid Tim goodnight and encouraged him to seek him out if he needed anything before leaving through the door. Tim watched him go before shutting and locking the door and ensuring the passage to Phantom’s room was locked. He fished a pair of pajama pants and a NASA shirt out of the pile Phantom had lent him and took them with him to the bathroom. It was time he checked out that soaking tub. 
***
Tim sunk down into the hot water. There must be something unearthly about the water. For one, it felt thicker than normal water. For two, it glowed slightly green when disturbed, like there were bio-luminescent algae in the water even though it was crystal clear. For three, as soon as he put his injured ankle into the water it had gone from a dull throb to an ache and the longer he sat soaking in the tub, the better his body felt. His sore muscles were soothed and even the place he hit his head when he fell in the throne room felt better. It was as if the waters were healing him. 
Why would waters in the land of the dead heal the living? Tim glanced over to the sink where he had put the clothes Phantom had lent him. Why would Phantom have clothes in his wardrobe? Questions circled Tim’s head until he sunk fully under the water. He was here for six months, he’d figure out what was going on.
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deadsetobsessions · 3 months
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“I ate paint once,” Danny nonchalantly threw out in the middle of game night.
The entire table stopped. Heads whipped towards Danny.
“Yeah, me too. Cardamom yellow was my favorite. Ugly as hell but the chemicals just tasted right.” Tim replied, using the distraction to nab some of Bruce’s money. Monopoly money, that is. Everyone’s heads snapped towards Tim, only Cass and Danny (who was part of the scheme) caught him cheating.
“Really? I think mine was those spray can blue cosmos paint. But that might have been more my thing for space than the actual taste.”
“WHY WERE YOU EATING PAINT?!” Dick asked, looking like he wanted to lunge over the table and shake Danny until he puked out paint. Bruce looked like he was about to have a heart attack.
“Yeah, what the fuck, Tim?” Jason snickered.
“In my defense,” Danny grinned. “I was left unsupervised. Also, Steph, you owe me $24 in rent.”
“Ugh! I’m almost out of money! Can’t you loan me some, Alfred?”
“I am sorry, Miss Stephanie, you are not qualified for another loan. In fact, one of your properties is about to be confiscated as per the collateral agreement.”
“Noooo!” Stephanie made dramatic dying noises.
“What was your excuse, Timothy?” Damian asked, eyes glued to the board and determined to win the game.
“Hey, I was probably less supervised than Danny was.”
“Yeah,” Danny perked up. “My parents brought us down to their lab all of the time. Taught us a lot of stuff.”
“Really? Like what?” Duke asked, casually slapping away Tim’s sneaky hands.
“Oh, like what a rocket launcher sounded like up close! And how to build a laser gun! Oh! And what human organs looked like when they’re fresh!” Danny chirped, collecting his money from a stunned Stephanie’s hands. He looked up.
“Oh, don’t worry! I at least learned what not to do when it comes to lab safety. And we wore hazmat suits to protect ourselves from the radiation.” Danny smiled in a ditzy fashion as the table fell silent in a horrified manner. Cass tapped his arm amusedly, but allowed his bullshit to stand. After all, it’s not like he lied.
“Radiation?” Duck’s voice raised a couple of octaves. Oh yeah, Danny’s going to laugh about that pitch for a long while.
“Organs?!” Jason’s hands closed around the plastic house he was holding rather forcefully.
“Do you even know what basic lab safety practices are, Danny?” Damian demanded, finally looking up with brows furrowed. He rolled the dice and grabbed a mystery card. He gets $100 from Alfred.
“How old were you??” Duke asked.
“Like… 8, when they first brought me in?”
“Eight.” Bruce rumbled, slipping into a more Batman like persona. When Danny sent him a confused look, Bruce straightened back into his Bruce persona. “Wow, they must have trusted you a lot!”
“Sure?”
“What were their names again?” Stephanie asked sweetly, Cass nodding at him.
“Jack and Maddie Fenton.” Not that they’ll find them here, considering his parents are dead and in another universe.
“Cool, cool, cool!” Stephanie blinked, beaming as her hands formed lethal fists underneath the table.
Danny blinked and tilted his head in an unassuming way, pretending like he had no idea what Stephanie was thinking of. He sneakily handed over $600 to Cass in order to complete his monopoly on his side of the board.
Danny stood up and spread his hands out, one hand clutching his new found victory.
"Well, lady and gents, you've all been floundering against the inevitable tide of capitalism. I am here, as a reminder that you can never win against the hopelessness that will be your financial ruin! I, Danny Fenton, have obtained a quarter of the board and therefore have won against even your best efforts!" He cackled, holding up his fan of properties triumphantly. He shot a mischievous grin at Cass, who held up a solemn thumbs up in support for his monetary takeover.
"... Danny, are you... planning on a career in villainy?" Bruce asked, after a brief and total wave of shocked silence. Damian looked like he was having a conniption at having been bested, unknowingly. Yeah, Danny was disarming like that.
"Yeah, that was concerning." Tim piped up, nabbing a ten from a shell-shocked Damian.
"Hey! The Riddler gives surprisingly good monologues! And he's really loud, so it's hard not to pick up on things. Duke, your turn." Danny sat back down, pouting. The villainy comment was a little too close to his fears.
"Damn it." Duke, who had rolled, landed smack middle of Danny's territory. He handed over a sheaf of bills to a grinning Danny.
"Wait a minute! You have cheated!" Damian bolted upwards from his seat, finally done running through the purchases he remembered Danny making. "You acquired that property not within the games' rules!"
"Okay, first of all, the rule book is a suggestion, like lab safety rules," Danny saw the others open their mouths to protest, but he quickly shut it down. "Second, there's totally no rules about selling and buying places from a private owner so suck on it. And thirdly? Cass sold it to me, so you all can take it up with her."
"Diabolical!" Damian muttered indignantly.
"... Dammit." Dick sighed, falling back into the chair and balancing on its two legs. He couldn't say anything, considering his current of bankruptcy.
"Danny. Danny, I'll buy a property from you." Jason said, eyeing one of Danny's other properties near his own cluster.
"What do you have that would interest me?" Danny asked, falling back into his Vlad-like imitation.
"Ew, don't do that," Steph reached over to jab him in the arm.
"Yeah, Jason, what do you have?" Duke said, the lovely subtle instigator that he is.
"Red Hood's signature."
The others blue-screen, gaping at the actual audacity Jason had to offer up something that would take him no effort. Danny, prepared with a poker face that came with lying straight to Jazz's ever perceptive eyes about whether he nabbed the last of her ice cream or not, was prepared.
"Red Hood? The condom guy working out of the... um. Upper East Side?" Danny asked, pretending to hesitate. He knows where Jason operated. That doesn't mean he couldn't simply pretend otherwise. For science, of course.
...
...
...
The table howled with laughter, Jason's indignant spluttering unable to say anything against Danny's wide eyed look of innocence. Cass leaned against the table, chuckles falling out of her mouth and eyes crinkled in mirth. Dick had fallen out of his chair, helplessly wheezing on the floor. Duke is hiding his face in his hands, mirroring Bruce's pose as they both shake from silent laughter. Damian is smirking, wicked and sharp as he smugly stared at Jason. Stephanie and Tim are leaning against each other, repeating "the CONDOM GUY" in alternating and increasingly louder voices. Alfred had a smile on his face and a tight grip on the bills in front of him that betrayed his amusement.
"He's a crime lord!" Jason exclaimed, indignant.
"Uh, okay. Well, I mean, why would I want a crime lord's signature? I don't want to be on his radar. Or echolocation or whatever. He's... a Bat, right? That's what you guys call that group, yeah?"
"How do you know the Rogues better than the vigilantes?!" Jason glared at his unhelpful family. Those assholes better prepare for a load of rubber bullets the next time they're on patrol near Crime Alley.
"Hey, it's not my fault the vigilantes here are unsociable. Maybe if they monologued more, I'd know who they are."
"Wouldn't- wouldn't that make them more villain like?" Tim asked, stuttering from his laughter.
"I dunno?" Danny replied, enjoying his the family's unabashed joy. "I mean, they're pretty legit and they help people already so I guess they don't need to be sociable... but still I swear I haven't heard anything about Batman other than that he grunts and is mean towards criminals."
Is mean towards criminals, Duke mouthed at a recovering Dick who was in the process of heaving himself back up. It sent him careening back down to the floor with restrained giggles. Cass tapped Danny, reminding him to eat some food.
"Tt. Of course not. They're efficient at their jobs and have no need to be seen as welcoming to criminals." Damian puffed up.
"Yeah, but they've gotta feel safe, right?" Danny shrugged as he plucked a cookie from the cookie platter. "The... one with the sword, what was it?"
"Robin." Damian supplied, eyes narrowed and trained on him.
"Yeah, the baby bird. The kids think his swords are cool so they trust him. But like, the others? The flippy blue one? Not so much."
"Wait," Dick said from the floor. "They don't trust Nightwing?"
"Nah, they trust him to protect them, but he has a history of bringing the kids to the police, you know?"
"What's wrong with that?"
Danny shrugged. "ACAB. But also because everybody knows that half the guys in the GCPD and CPS are child traffickers."
"Wait, what?" Jason and Tim straightened.
Bruce piped in, the emotional whiplash of amusement to concern to amusement to concern visibly making itself known on the man's baffled face. "I thought Batman and Commissioner Gordon took care of that?"
"Sure, the obvious ones." Danny hesitated. Well, he's pretty sure they think he's a meta so... "There's... a meta trafficking ring that they're a part of. That's. That's kind of what I was running from."
Danny looked up pleadingly. Cass placed a hand on his arm in comfort, not knowing that he was fibbing about running from them.
Danny was on the streets helping his own Alley metas to run from them.
Danny is as feral as she was, and that meant he could hide just as much as she could read off of him. Cass was the best and he felt kind of bad about lying to her, successfully or not.
"Uh. Some people said you know Batman, Bruce. I know- uh, that might not be the case but if you do, could you ask him to look into it?" Danny made his eyes tear up. "And maybe he wouldn't care about me much, I mean, I know he doesn't really like metas but if he helps out, I could totally like, leave the city once the kids are safe, promise."
Ooh, Danny put a little too much sincerity into that. He could practically hear the hearts breaking in the game room as everyone glared at Bruce.
"You won't have to leave."
"... Promise?" And Danny's voice was a little too desperate, too hopeful, because Bruce's eyes tugged down in sadness.
"Promise." He rumbled, all Bruce Wayne and all Batman. Danny's core warmed. Danny also saw the rest of the family's faces darken in pure agreement. And partial wrath.
"Yeah! We'll kick Batman's ass if he even thought about kicking you out!" Stephanie proclaimed.
"He's far more proficient in combat than you are, Brown." Damian immediately leapt to Batman's defense and that was that.
Well, later, as Danny was "sleeping" and Phantom was hovering in the cave, invisible and intangible, he got confirmation that his Alley meta kids were going to be safe, soon.
After all, the entire Batclan was suiting up and baying for blood, with Oracle's all encompassing presence behind them, fingers reaching for their enemies' weak points.
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ikiprian · 2 months
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Mr. Fenton is a competent teacher. Almost too competent.
If Mr. Daniel Fenton had any more than a BS (with a minor in education), Tim would’ve flagged his profile as a potential Rogue. That’s the way of most charismatic academics, at least in Gotham. (Got a PhD? Instant watchlist.) Instead, he’s Gotham Academy’s newest celebrity, as a young, passionate, out-of-towner substitute while the chemistry teacher’s on maternity leave.
Tim gets the hype. Fenton seems to genuinely love teaching, and is invested in the welfare of the student body. He hands out bananas during exam week, hosts a “study habits seminar” each month to coach effective learning strategies, and the third time Tim falls asleep in his class, he even pulls Tim aside to ask if he’s doing okay. With all the late work he accepts and the protein bars he sneaks Tim, he’s every teen vigilante’s dream teacher. He could’ve been Tim’s favorite.
In fact, Mr. Fenton was Tim’s favorite. Up until Tim walks into Mr. Fenton’s chemistry classroom for a forgotten textbook, an hour after the final bell.
On the board where tallied scores for today’s review game had been kept, “THE CHEMISTRY BEHIND DR. CRANE’S FEAR GAS: ANXIOGENICS, NERI’S, & YOU,” is now scrawled. A detailed diagram of the human endocrine system projects in front of a small crowd of adoring and attentive students.
Fenton is wrist-deep in the skull cavity of an anatomical model. A short tug, and out pops the brain.
It’s plastic. It’s fake.
Tim identifies the nearest emergency exit.
Fenton turns to the door, and in the dark classroom with the projector illuminating half his face, his eyes almost seem to flash red. “What’s up, Tim?” he asks. His friendly grin is too big for his face. “I didn’t know you wanted to join the Just Science League!”
[OR: Danny’s a science teacher at Tim’s school. Gotham’s a pretty wild place, even for someone who grew up a superhero in a ghost-infested town, so he takes it upon himself to start a club teaching kids how to manage themselves in the event of a crisis. These Gothamites are pretty hardy, but a little extra training never hurt anybody! And he suspects one of his students might be a teen vigilante, like he’d been, back in the day. As a senior super, it's Danny’s duty look out for him! Surely, this is the subtlest and most appropriate way to give the kid pointers.]
[Tim immediately assumes supervillain.]
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sistertotheknowitall · 2 months
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“But to the BatFam? That is just Some Guy. A random dude - if you will.”
“Don’t worry about it, I’m missing my spleen.”
“Oh cool, yeah, missing organs suck. I’m missing a kidney and part of my liver. Oh! And my gallbladder but that was more of a necessary evil, it was like, poisoning me or something.” Danny was so focused on applying pressure to his wound (and maybe being a bit too light headed) that he didn’t notice how silent his friend had gotten. Like-wise the comms had gone equally quiet as Gotham’s vigilante family realized that they knew very little about this kid.
It was concerning how quickly they all started to see him as a friend considering it was them as vigilantes he interacted with the most. Tim was the only one who saw him frequently when out of the suit because he was a regular at Danny’s day job. (He worked as a barista in the coffee shop Tim favored.) The others saw him occasionally but more often than not it was just in passing. Steph, Duke, and Dick had to stop themselves from approaching him on the street.
It was odd, one day he had just moved to Gotham, seeming to appear out of nowhere, and then the next he was a constant presence in their lives. Usually armed and ready with a concerning or odd quip, it had started with him being another victim of the city’s petty criminals and had snowballed from there.
Now it wasn’t like the bats saw Danny everyday, but it was expected that he would cross paths with at least three of them before the end of the week. They ran into him more often than any other Gothamite, including the criminals and rouges they fought.
At first the constant meetings by “coincidence” was suspicious. If he wasn’t the one being saved from a mugging, kidnapping, or city wide villain assault, then he was near by and trying to help.
(“Trying to help” usually meant drawing attention to himself so the original victim could escape. Once it had meant Danny armed with a baseball bat against four grown men. Bruce and Dick have tried to talk to him about putting himself in harms way but the kid is surprisingly elusive when he wants to be. Yet, even when avoiding Batman and his eldest, Danny could be found on the patrol route of another family member.)
But honestly? The guy seemed just as exhausted as they were of seeing each other. By the twelfth time in a month, Danny had accused them of stalking him.
The background check Bruce and Tim had run came back clean and he never seemed to be involved in the various criminal activities. He was just there, a weirdly unlucky bystander. So as far as Dick and the others could see, Danny was a completely normal dude. He just said strange things and wasn’t intimidated by them, he actually made it a point to be unhelpful sometimes. When trying to learn his name he gave them the run around for two months. (“I know about stranger danger. I don’t care how often you say you’re the ‘good guys.’ I’m not falling for it.”)
On one memorable occasion Danny had disappeared for a week and a half. When they started to assume the worse, he popped back up behind the counter at work. Tim had relaxed significantly when he entered the shop to Danny organizing pastries in the display case. Once he’d placed his order, the young CEO asked Danny if he’d been on vacation. To which Danny had just sighed and told Tim “I wish, but no I was called to court to handle some affairs I couldn’t get out of.” (After a check to see if Danny had gotten charged with something and coming back empty, Tim had concluded that it was an odd way to say he had had jury duty.)
Thinking about it now, outside a stray comment or two, Danny didn’t talk about himself or his life. They knew he didn’t have a good relationship with his parents, “they were much more goal oriented than that joke of a kidnapper, but I think drugs do that to a person.” (It was still unclear if he meant his parents were kidnappers themselves or on drugs.) They knew he had an older sister who would “kill me again if she finds out I was in another bank robbery.” They also knew he was, possibly, depressed after last week’s comment of “is it considered murder if you’re already dead but, like, still alive?” (Damian had saved him from a drug ring but after another “baby ninja” comment the young Robin had threatened to give Danny back to his would-be murderers.)
Dick knew Danny was a weird guy who never wanted to elaborate on the things he said. (Jason was still confused on what he meant by “rotted milk soul.”) That didn’t mean the comments themselves didn’t say a lot about him. And tonight’s comment, accompanied by the prominent and jagged autopsy scars, said more than Danny was probably willing to share.
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Do it for the Plot
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I like the idea of Tim and Danny meeting and just clocking each other as little shits TM.
Just causing chaos to everyone in a way that can't really be traced back to them like 'Who? Me? I was busy doing all of these other things I have no idea how I would do that?'
Danny helps Tim get revenge on the bats for all the shit he's had to put up with and being absolute trolls about the whole thing *chefs kiss*
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Tim&Danny dragging Ra's body
Damian: "Wha-?"
T&D: "No one will ever believe you"
Danny makes them go invisible
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Bats: "Where ya going Tim?"
Tim holding back a cackle:" Oh, it's my anniversary so it's date night!"
Bats: "Anniversary?! We didn't know you were getting serious with someone?"
Tim: "Serious? He's my husband of course I'm serious about him"
Bats: "Wait hold on-!"
Tim: "Gotta go! Can't be late I have to make sure the babysitter has everything they'll need."
Bats: "BABYSITTER!?"
Tim: "Bye bye~!"
(They planned all of it including their 'fake marriage', Danny went back in time with the help of CW who is a troll at heart, and made the legal changes including Dan and Dani as their kids (their de-aged) otherwise someone (Oracle) would have eventually realized that the license is fake. So they went back in time and made it legitimately real)
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Danny being Ghost King means that Tim is now also royalty
Tim walking up to John Constantine:" I have your entire soul"
and then just turning around and leaving
John very much felt the very strong Death Energy claiming Tim: "I don't want to be sober right now"
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Earth about to be taken over for the 5th time that year by higher beings
Tim walking up late with coffee in his hand: "Leave or I'll call my husband"
Higher Beings very much not wanting to mess with the High King of the Infinite Realms: ᕕ( ᐕ )ᕗ
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The Phantom family relaxing with cucumbers on their eyes and face masks: "Did you hear something?"
The Bats & Everyone else:
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Just an Idea
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dcxdpdabbles · 3 months
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Danny, working as a cashier: Can I help you?
Tim half-deranged: Please I just want a cup of coffee
Danny squinted, then pulled out a binder: I'm sorry, sir, but you are on the Don't Serve Coffee list. I can offer you some tea instead-
Tim: NO. THIS IS THE FIFTH PLACE. BRUCE CAN'T OWN YOU ALL!
Danny leaning in to whisper: Look, man, I can't give you coffee under the cameras. Meet me in the back alley in twenty minutes and I'll get you a coffee. Bring Cash.
Tim: how much? Five hundred, six hundred or hell even a thousand? I'll bring whatever you want.
Danny: Chill dude, it's a cup of coffee. Three dollars is fine.
Tim: It's not just any coffee! It's my favorite brand and Bruce bought them out just to make sure they wouldn't sell to me anymore!
Danny: okay okay, this coffee means a lot to you. I get it. Twenty minutes alright?
Jason three weeks later in Bat cave: Tim's on drugs! I've caught him trading cash for small containers in a shady alley six times. We need an intervention.
Dick: What?! I thought that was his boyfriend!
Bruce: I also thought that was Tim boyfriend but if it's a drug dealer we have to help him.
Tim hiding in the shadows: shit.
Tim texting Danny: If anyone asks your my secret boyfriend who been making me teas in allies
Danny: who the hell would believe that? But I've had a boring week, so yeah, I'm down to be a pretend boyfriend.
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anti-the-glitch-bitch · 2 months
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To be or not to be (a blackmailer)
Danny fit right in with his boyfriend's family. So, well in fact that they've started to fight over who gets to spend time with him. Poor Tim had to fight his family just to spend any time with Danny that wasn't interrupted.
Danny, on the other hand, thought the whole thing was hilarious.
Neither side knew of the other's extracurricular activities, so it made things very interesting, and sometimes things would get.... weird.
Like the time, Tim had brought over a fabulous homemade dinner made exclusively by Alfred for their monthly date night. Danny had actually cleaned up the disaster he called an apartment and put away all the random bits and pieces of scrap he used for his inventions. He'd even gotten the motivation to dust, which would have made Jazz very suspicious, considering he never dusted.
Date night was going very well until Damian showed up to challenge Danny to a duel for Tim's honor. Danny didn't blink an eye when the Demon brat crawled through his 3rd story window with a rapier demanding that Danny fight him then and there to show his dedication to Tim. Danny, having been trained by Lady Pandora herself on many a weapon, and having not had a good spar in some time, eagerly ran to get the rapier he had under his bed. Dani had laughed at him when she saw it, making fun of him for bringing it along when there was no way he would need it. Well, look who's laughing now, Dani!
After only breaking a few things and thoroughly destroying one of his couch cushions, Danny managed to get the upper hand and parry a particularly clever attack from Damian and immediately ripped the rapier out of the teen's hand. Damian then conceded that Danny was a competent opponent, and he had the boy's blessing to date his older yet completely incompetent brother. He also invited a bemused Danny over to the manor to see the litter of kittens he managed to talk his father into letting him foster.
After Danny told Damian he would let him know when he was free, the boy left the way he came, quickly disappearing even though Danny had been watching. Tim was not amused by the whole thing and was very much embarrassed and apologized even though Danny, who had a younger sibling of his own, thought the entire encounter was hilarious.
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Dick: so you're Damian's other cousin, Mara's older brother, right?
Danny Fenton: yup, that's me.
Tim: not to be rude or anything but how come Damian's the heir and you're not? You're like a whole five years older than him.
Danny: kinda the same reason my father, Dasun, isn't the heir. I was born with a defect.
Dick: may we ask what defect?
Danny: oh I'm trans, grandfather immediately accepted that I'm a guy now, but he called it a defect that I was born in the wrong body so I'm not the heir.
Jason: that is oddly supportive of him, but still awful of him to say that you're defective of it.
Danny: yeah Grandfather is weird like that, he once said that me being in one of friends' band was foolish but still showed up to one of our bigger concerts.
Dick: why is he a more supportive grandfather to you than he ever was to your sister and Damian?
Danny: oh that's because when Aunt Taila was pregnant with Damian I decided I didn't want to be an assassin and because I'm the child of his least favorite kid I was allowed to go as long as I sent letters every now and then to show that I'm still alive.
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clockwayswrites · 8 months
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Danny/Tim, Violet, Iris
@Cloudydreamless CW: gun violence, canon typical violence, kidnapping
Normally Tim found dusk to be beautiful. Even in a city like Gotham where shadows seemed to have more power, the change of light at dusk was captivating. It always made his fingers itch for his camera— to capture those deepening violets and that last, golden glow of the sun.
Today those beautiful colors it only brought dread.
Seven pm. Nineteen-hundred.
That was the deadline to save Danny and with every darkening tint of the sky Tim knew it was getting closer.
He hadn’t even been able to tell Danny he loved him.
He was so stupid.
He had let secrets get in the way again and again and again and for what?
To never get to tell Danny that he loved him?
No, there was still time. There had to be.
“Red Robin,” Oracle cut through Tim’s thoughts. “Warehouse on 5th and South.”
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The glass shattered as it impacted with the heel of Tim’s boots.
The sound almost perfectly timed with the bang of the timer rigged gun firing.
Tim watched Danny crumple where he was tied to the chair.
Tim screamed. He was sure he screamed.
Danny wasn’t breathing.
He was—
He—
He shuddered, like a dog shaking off water, and sat back up.
Did some prompts, here is the masterpost. Feel Free to continue this one if you want!
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gilbirda · 1 year
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Dead Tired fic rec list, Part 2!
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Part 1
After suggestions, I'm making a part 2
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Mesmeric Revelation by DisillusionedDeku
Vertical Limit by hppjmxrgosg (finally some inclination to what the author wanted to do with the ship!!!)
Is it a bad idea to work with your (unknowing) father in law? by JoyLess_NightSky
Against All Odds I've Made It Far Enough To Become A Nuisance by TheFoolOfNoTrades
Another Duckin’ Day by TheStarfishAlien
Cold Hands by TourettesDog
Tim's Totally Normal Civilian Boyfriend by jaytriesstuff
The Trials and Tribulations of Summoning Your Boyfriend by Gremlin_bot for StealingYourBones
Family introductions by Half-dead Ham (Grima101)
Coffee Trip of Love by EyesOfCrows for Sketchy_made_a_fic
Girl Help, The Fictional 2-D Boy I Simp For Is Real. by AgenderFolkWillEatTheWorld (a series, has 2 fics at the moment)
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More to come when I get more suggestions!!!
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r1nru · 2 months
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Fun night out for the little crimefighters~
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deadsetobsessions · 4 months
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He could overlook a lot of things, but this was getting ridiculous. You’d think seasoned vigilantes would have better excuses prepared, but Danny had caught that flash of panic that crossed Tim’s face as Danny came face to face with Tim dragging an unconscious Steph to her designated room in the manor.
“Uh.”
“Danny! Uh, Stephanie brained herself- uh, sliding down the bannisters and- pleasedon’ttellBruce.”
Danny blinks, staring at Tim and then very pointedly, very slowly, turned his head back towards the direction he came from: the main hall… where the bannisters were. He wonders what vigilante hijinks they were trying to hide from B this time.
Tim coughs, trying to inch Stephanie away. “Uh. She was doing… cartwheels?”
Danny let his eyes slowly take in the bruises that were clearly not from “cartwheeling in the mansion” on the both of them. There’s a huge bandaged cut on Steph’s forearm and a giant bruise on the edge of Tim’s jaw. Tim’s face twitches nervously, not that anyone else would have noticed- except Danny has enhanced ghost senses and could feel the panic coming off of his adopted brother.
“You know…” Shit, what does he do? Not knowing would be so much easier if these idiots gave him good excuses! “I don’t think I want to know what you two have been up to… but should I be worried for your, uh, physical health?”
“Nope!”
“… Okay.” He says. Tim opens his mouth to make further excuses but Danny adds quickly, “But don’t tell me, because if Bruce asks, I want plausible deniability.”
Cartwheels, Danny’s ghostly ass. Luckily, this show of doubt reaffirms Tim’s belief that Danny believes them all of the other times. Danny grins inwardly, planning capitalizing on the guilt that flashed over Tim’s face.
“Deal.”
“Want help?” The halfa points at Steph, who’s still being dragged over the carpet by a noodle armed Tim. Danny knows Tim’s strong, he’s a vigilante, but it’s funny watching him pretend to struggle.
“Please. I’m so tired right now.” He looks it too. Danny’s brows furrow with genuine concern when he takes in Tim’s drowned raccoon look. He picks up Steph, firmly removing her from Tim’s suddenly weak grip. Being careful to avoid her injuries, Danny nods at the door to her room. Tim cracks it open and does a little showy gesture towards the inside.
“C’mon, we’ll tuck her in and then I’ll tuck you in.”
“What, you don’t have to do that.”
“If you don’t let me tuck you in and make sure you sleep, I’ll tell Alfred who really accidentally poured boiling hot coffee on his azaleas last week. And I’ll sic Dick on you and tell him you haven’t been sleeping enough.”
“You drive a hard bargain,” Tim grumbles. “But fine. It’s really not my fault I’m this tired. A missing spleen is hard to handle, you know.”
“Yeah, missing an organ sucks,” Danny says, shit eating grin hidden long enough to catch the contemplative bloodhound look that passes over Tim’s face.
“Which- uh, which one of your organs is missing?”
“Liver.” Danny says, remembering the flashes of pain. He tilts his head away to hide the grin at Tim’s panicked face.
When he tucks Tim in, he pretends to believe Tim’s sleeping act and left his room while mumbling about the Wayne’s clumsiness and bruises and stocking up on bruise cream. He couldn’t even enjoy Tim’s floundering, this time, worried as he is.
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“Brother.” Danny half turns his head, just to beam a sunny smile at Cass. He signs an exuberant hello. The halfa hangs up his coat as he addresses his adopted sister.
“Cass! What’s up?”
“Dinner.” She smiles back, signing that Alfred wanted them to the dinning room post haste. The main dining room, because rich people were fruit loops and Batman is totally included. Cassandra looks down and gasps.
What…?
Oh. Fuck. Danny glances down. He genuinely forgot about that.
“Huh.”
“Okay?” Suddenly, Cass is right next to him, hand reached out and hovering over the actual knife Danny forgot was sticking out of him. At least it’s where his liver should be, so he won’t have to pretend.
“Oh. Yeah, I’m good. Don’t have a liver.” Danny decides on the spot that he’s not gonna mess with Cass. She smiled the same as him. “Got mugged on the way back but I think they said I could keep the knife, right?”
“Danny.” She’s frowning at him. He feels like he just kicked tiny Cujo. But he doesn’t feel bad enough to blurt everything out.
“Here. You can have it if you want?” Danny casually pulls out the knife and holds the wound together with his bare hands. Cass looks more alarmed. She bodily picks up Danny and starts running.
“Woah!”
Cass throws him at Alfred, gently.
“Miss Cassandra! Why, I never-!” Alfred pauses in surprise.
“Uh. Wow, Cass. You’re really strong.” Danny pipes up, hand still over his gushing wound.
She ignores him, pointing at Danny and telling Alfred, “Hurt. Got mugged. Dumb.”
“Hey! It’s not my fault Gothamites are ready to jump people at any moment. Besides, it’s daytime. It’s not like the vigilante furries are out to save my butt. I think I did really well coming back safe, you know?”
“Hurt. Forgot the knife. Was in him.”
“Master Danny!”
Danny pouts. He also knows there’s a discreet camera in the corners of the sitting room, so he’s definitely hoping he could phase into the cave when Barbara eventually tells the group that he called them “vigilante furries.”
Alfred clucks his tongue and set to work patching him up. Danny tries not to bask in the careful way Alfred tended to his wounds. It reminds him too much of Jazz, if Jazz was British and a man with greying hair.
But because they were watching him and he was watching them in return, Danny noticed the moment Alfred’s hands stalled and Cass’ gaze got intense. What now…?
Oh, fuck, his vivisection scar. Oops. Danny smiled, channeling Dani (his lovely clone sister) at her most innocent.
Cass smiled back, just as sunnily, fists tightening at her side in repressed fury.
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“Cass? Why’d you call us?”
“Yeah, baby bat. I got a couple o’ smugglers to talk to.”
Cass paces.
“What is it, Cassandra?” Damian tuts impatiently.
“Danny. Has… scars. Autopsy. But was struggling. When cut.”
“What.”
“A vivisection, Master Jason.” Alfred’s voice was crisp and eerily cold. His hands are folded, rage only held back by his sheer will and a well practiced sense of propriety.
“We find. Who hurt him,” Cass snarls. “We. End.”
Jason’s eyes glint green, hands going to his guns. “Fine. By. Me.”
“It does tie in with the dead comment. I wonder what happened to him.” Tim clacks away at the bat computer, furiously looking into the matter already. Bruce has taken to prowling, stressed out at the prospect of one more of his children- not a vigilante at that- getting hurt the way Jason had. Worse, even. A vivisection. He was alive, dissected. Aware enough to struggle. Dick looked like he was torn about hunting down and lunging at whoever hurt Danny to rip their throats out with his bare teeth versus the urge to go back up to the manor and wrap Danny in bubble wrap.
In the corner, Danny was having a quiet breakdown because he came here to watch them react to vigilante furries, not offering to murder the people who vivisected him. What the fuck?? He ran his hands through his hair, invisible.
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“Oh, by the way, we should consider more daytime shifts.”
“Why?” Spoiler asks Barbara.
“Danny got mugged. And called us the nightly furries.”
“The fuckin’ what-?” Jason chokes out, laughing. Bruce stops his pacing, body language becoming slightly offended.
Danny muffles a laugh only Alfred would have heard.
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Tim swears Phantom could’ve been a Titan. Maybe he should be, at this point. They have enough in common to justify it.
“Jeez,” Phantom groans. Abruptly, he drops the levitation and hits the roof without sound. He stretches out on his back like a cat, sore muscles straining in a way Red Robin deeply relates to. “Fighting the living sucks. At least with ghosts I can swing as hard as I need. Already dead means they get back up! But mortals? Way too squishy.”
Red Robin huffs in agreement. “Yeah,” he says. After a moment’s consideration, he lies down, too.“It’s a hundred times harder than people realize. Batman’s always going on about perfect control in training. About how to have it, you gotta be twice as skilled as the other guy. Even without your super-strength, I worry sometimes.”
“How do you do it?” Phantom asks. In a move only achievable to those without bones, or perhaps Dick Grayson, he twists himself over. Gloved hands cup his cheeks. His legs kick back and forth, like they’re gossiping at a slumber party. “I mean. You said you train, so obviously there’s the physical ‘how.’ But how do you keep your emotions nonlethal? How do you keep yourself in check, make sure you’re pulling back?”
“I mean,” says Red Robin. “Murder is illegal, so.”
Phantom sighs. “Yeah. Maybe it’s easier for you.”
… Hm. Maybe Red Robin should redo Phantom’s risk assessment.
Before he can raise too high an eyebrow (though even moving that muscle smarts, ow), Phantom elaborates.
“Ecto-based entities have trouble with their emotions,” he explains. “It’s easy to get lost in an Obsession, or a big feeling like grief. The rest of the world… it bleeds away. Helps to have another emotional anchor to keep it at bay. I use fear.”
“Fear?” Red Robin glanced over.
“Sometimes sheer stubbornness,” Phantom admits. “But a lot of it is fear.”
With a considering frown, he drops his head atop his arms. Exhaustion, regret, reluctance play out on his face. For someone the Bats know next to nothing about, Phantom’s body language is an open book.
“I saw, like, an alternate future version of myself once where I become evil and try to take over the world? So now I gotta be good to keep that from happening. The fear of that future keeps the pressure on me. Makes me focus up. Y’know?”
Tim sits up. “Seriously?”
Phantom nods. “Uh-huh. Kinda bizarre, I know—”
“What the hell,” says Tim. Three consecutive days together and a concussion must loosen his lips, because holy shit, no way. “Dude! Me too!”
“Huh? Seriously?” says Phantom.
“Yeah! I totally saw myself turn evil. Like, Batman but with guns. Guns Batman. I had to fight him and everything. He tried to kill my friends and erase my memory to make sure I couldn’t un-invent him by going back to change the past?”
“Oh my god.”
“What?”
“Oh my god, me too!”
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