DOUGLAS: Could you, for instance, get a hundred otters on board Gerti?
MARTIN: Yes, I reckon you could.
DOUGLAS: And is it a jam-packed RSPCA-nightmare of a plane, or are the otters lounging in relative comfort?
MARTIN: Well, OK, there’s, er, there’s sixteen seats, so, say, two to a seat.
DOUGLAS: They’re good friends, these otters?
MARTIN: Let’s hope so. Then one in each overhead compartment ...
DOUGLAS: Always remembering to open them with care because otters may have shifted during the flight.
ARTHUR: And, er, one under each seat?
DOUGLAS: Yes! Good thinking.
MARTIN: But that’s where the lifejackets are.
DOUGLAS: That’s all right – otters can swim.
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Is the goose alright?
I AM SO SORRY I AM SLEEP-DEPRIVED I'M A NICE PERSON I SWEAR
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Gerti torch!
GERTI TORCH!
(Volume warning, have your volume low or off! This thing is noisy!)
@mjn-air I thought you might appreciate in particular
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riz my aro/ace king i love you
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of course you’re a sapphic in an apiary club who has a crush on a girl who’s last name literally has the word bees in it
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official kristen x gertie ship name has to be beesbees and i refuse to entertain anything else
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Gertie Bladeshield my beloved. Please come back.
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lesbian visibility week!! gonna draw a sapphic ship a day :)
today is the starcrossed lovers kristen and gertie from d20 fantasy high junior year <3 if anyone knows their ship name PLEASE tell me
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Winter date Beesbees ❤️❄️
Kristen Applebees & Gertie Bladeshield 🐝🍎
Guys I think I finally got myself out of the concept art costume jail
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fabian is such a sweetie and he will not convince me otherwise. genuinely there’s no reason for him to make up with gertie bc the rest of them have enough good standing with her to work with her, he fully did that for kristen. the way he approached it too, wasn’t like “oh im gonna get her off my back so we can deal with the honey thing” no it was pure good soul lou wilson shining through fabian going “hey if there’s even a BUMP on this road to love for my friend because of me? i’m repaving the entire fucking street lets go”
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