#gender is funny i love fucking with it
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The two butch genders:
• a lil guy™️
• a Big Boy™️
#thats it thats the post#silvey rambles#lesbian#butch#butch4all#gender is funny i love fucking with it#i identify as a Big Boy if you were wondering
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Danny, upon realizing that ecto can be used to shape his body per how he perceives it, is very quick to invent a small handheld device that can manipulate that and turn it on others.
Then he opens up shop on the internet.
If someone puts in their info and name, and a place to meet them, he'll use his powers and tour the world to visit them.
And then use modified ecto to help them shapeshift their body to their desired gender.
That's right.
For the small price of like, whatever is in someone's pocket (gum, a weird penny, maybe a fastfood run on the way to the meet location), the hero Phantom is offering free transition shapeshifting. No surgery, no pain, no drugs.
Possible side effects include levitation, seeing the dead, hiccup(ing fire), speaking Ghostspeak, possible claws and fangs, glowing eyes, super strength, super speed, sonic blasts from mouth, pointed ears, electronic interference, and being hunted by a government entity.
All side effects except the claws, fangs, pointed ears, glowing eyes, and being hunted by a government entity will disappear after two weeks.
Everyone but Danny is surprised by how many Trans people find this a steal of a deal.
Hunted by the government? Pffffff. Just a fuckin Tuesday then.
Tim Drake-Wayne, Alysia Yeoh, and Cullen Row agree to meet up with this guy to see if he's legitimate. No other reason. No sir. Not at all.
(They all get their gender affirming Shapeshift and are very fucking pleased that there will be no more shots in the future for any of them)
#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp x dc#dc x dp#phanfic#story prompt#gender affirming shapeshifting#trans tim drake#trans cullen row#trans alysia yeoh#like two of those people are canonically trans#but i will have one trans tim drake as well#maybe also a trans jason#but i think it'd be a funny headcanon if the pits fucking fixed that#got thrown in a mindless zombie#and once he calmed down realized oh#thats a penis#huh#theres a comic about it i love it#trans danny phantom#danny using this as an excuse to go on a world trip with dani#telling his parents he's taking a gap year at vlad's expense
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prediction for how the carpe deus squad reunion is gonna start out
#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted vega#redacted warden#redacted hush#redacted doc#redacted carpe deus#argent rambles#funny tag#i love that doc is just There during all this like they are just some guy (gender neutral)#but hush would absolutely consider them before remembering that oh yeah he's dragging along the brain fucked reformed ancient sadism demon#who warden last saw getting blasted to bits right in front of their eyes#i cant wait for whenever we get the vega/warden reunion and also i hope this foursome sticks together for a bit it could be so much fun 👁
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wait lurien has cut dialogue??? i am. very curius
anon: Lurien has a cut monologue? I tried to find the dreamer's cut dialogue a while back and barely got a couple of extra lines for Lurien in comparison to monomon who had a paragraph. Also PK offered to sire hornet??? Please tell me where I can find this I'm desperate for more info on the dreamers
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Well, Lurien doesn't have too much cut dialogue, but here it is: I found it in the cut content section of the Hollow Knight fandom wiki, which requires a lot of dropdown clicks in order to actually get to it
And a transcript, bc this image is fuzzy:
"For this city and for King beloved, I become bond upon the Vessel."
"That black choice made, but not by me. Our King claimed that burden. My lot is easier, only to sleep and to serve."
"My city. Do you sustain without me? Do you thrive? I would see your streets again..."
"Our King appears as bug, and I shall take him as so. But his are traits that transcend our kind. His is a mind beyond ours. Deity given form. In sleep, I shall not look upon his like again."
"Remember our promise, sister! We three vowed to protect the seal with all of our devotion."
"Remember our bond... our sacrifice. For the kingdom’s sake... for the one we must protect."
He's not very verbose, but it's more so than Herrah's dialogue, which is as follows:
Transcript:
"For my daughter and my kind, I become bond upon the Vessel."
"Wyrm, your attempt may prove futile, but your offer I could not refuse."
"My child...For you, I would give it all."
"For her, I would give it all."
And here's Monomon's. I'm not even gonna bother with a screenshot lol, she rambles too much to get it all in one piece
Transcript:
"For diversity. For variance. For evolution. I become bond upon the Vessel."
"We sealed that plague, and thought we’d found an answer, but we were wrong. Our sacrifices... what did they win us? A world sealed in stasis."
"Only one path I see. The Seals must break. Will it bring destruction? Of course. It will bring change, too. Let it. To live forever in an unchanging world... Death, I would fear less."
"Will it bring destruction? Of course. It will bring change, too. Let it. To live forever in an unchanging world... that is the only death I fear."
"To sleep eternal, what difference from death?"
"Open your minds, brother and sister. Our vow was to protect...but do we? The Vessel weakens."
"My mind is seal upon that tragic being. But who shall teach them now? Who shall open their minds, where I cannot?"
"So... we found each other after all. Can you see me, here in this forgotten dream? I can see only light."
"Our sacred Hallownest... It was so old. An eternal, undying kingdom... unchanging. They called me 'Teacher', but what did I have left to teach? What did I have left to learn?"
"When the light came, we feared it. Of course we did! So we fought to keep things as they were. Our sacrifices... what did they win us? Simply another kind of stasis."
"We fought against you, too. Struggling against our fate. The light we caged away... it is alive, and we are not. Is that what draws you to it?"
I'm sure that the cut dialogue for Lurien is exactly the same as what you found when you encountered Monomon's, anon, but it does offer us a lot more insight into his character, showing us that he was extremely protective of the City of Tears, that he considered the Vessel plan to be a dark necessity that weighed on PK, and that he was one of the few bugs who actually met PK in the flesh and knew the truth of his nature. That paints a picture of someone who was at the very core of Hallownest's workings, alongside Monomon, who we know had a hand (tentacle?) in knowing the details about the vessel plan- something that fits with the formal 'sister/brother' titles used by them both, even though Monomon also extends that courtesy to Herrah (who seems indifferent to the other two, lmao).
There's also a developer note relating to Lurien that describes his potential character as 'more detatched than the other Dreamers' and 'taciturn':
Transcript:
More detached than the other dreamers? Maybe ponders how the Hollow Knight (vessel) feels after all this time. Would he make the same choice again? First few dialogues are very taciturn.
Which is something that I think comes across far better in his cut dialogue than just...cutting it out altogether. I get that they wanted him to be detached and mysterious, but what we have in-game is bread crumbs and a floating umbrella rather than a cohesive character, as evidenced by all the shitty fucking takes out there painting him as a 'simp', a 'bootlicker', and a 'creep', none of which really fit the concept of a mysterious, protective bug with ethical concerns about what his god-king was getting up to
#hollow knight#the dreamers#lurien the watcher#monomon the teacher#herrah the beast#cut content#hk cut content#fuck i love the dev notes. i gotta compile my favs someday#the one about the wyrm king's gender not being relevant is esp. funny#rythuliansoup#anon#reply
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I find very funny that when I have a Convo with friends (that are mostly on the other side of the fandom), they are so shocked to find out how popular Bi-Han is here.
"but he is evil-" not really
"but he did this-" I don't care
"he hurt his brother" there's a Tumblr post about it. Not getting into it
"he is a traitor-" so????
"his kombos are shit" they are. I don't care. I suck ass in the game anyways
It's funny because a friend said he liked Shang Tsung and they were super cool with it. And I'm like ??????? Okay???? How is Shang Tsung more acceptable to like than Bi Han from a moralist stand point????
To clarify, I love Shang Tsung as much as the next guy. I just think people are very unfair to Bi-Han fans lmao
Can't I just like my little articulate edgelord with anger issues? I think he is pretty and I like his lore!
#bi han mk#mortal kombat#mk1 2023#mortal kombat 1#bi han#mk1 sub zero#i love shang Tsung by the way. we are so gender#i think bi Han is the scapegoat to everything and its so fucking funny
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That post about everything being "Nah" I felt in my core. I'll always respect people who identify differently but when they ask me "what's your pronouns?" Or "where do you lie romanticaly?" I'm just "eh call me whatever you want I guess" or *I don't feel romantically for much anything" maybe cause online people always thought I'm one gender and irl people always thought I was the other so I just responded with "sure I guess"
and it's honestly such an easier way to live ngl... like when it comes to people who Know that i use they/them, it hurts to hear my given pronouns. but when it comes to strangers and just people who i haven't told, it's like... "yeah. ok. ill put on this hat" it feels a bit like a performance. it feels Mischievous, even! ohoho, they've been Tricked!
#which is Equally funny when i get 'misgendered' the other way. actually its More So#its so delightful. the sheer joy of having genderfucked myself to the point where people get it wrong in the Opposite way#ive had moments where i was confidently referred to with the 'wrong' set until i opened my mouth#and then theres The Face Of Terror and them scrambling to use the 'correct' set while visibly dying inside#ITS SO FUNNYYYYYY#this is my gender. fucking with people Is My Gender i have just realized#my goal every time i leave the house is to make people go '?????'#GODDDDD I LOVE NOT CARING ABOUT GENDER ALL THAT MUCH ITS SO FUCKING FUN#like yeah. sure youre wrong but lmfao whatever im vibing#rambles from the bog#im a bit less excited about being aroace purely bc i know the stigma around it#and ive heard So Many disheartening stories about aro/ace folks getting rejected/shunned in queer spaces#like there's a queer bar i wanna go to but now im. less enthused because someone Will hit on me im confident about that#and flirting is fun but like... man i dont wanna lead anyone on but-#sorry sorry i didnt mean to start Worrying Out Loud lmao#but no yeah i respect strong gender feels and labels but like. Eh! Im Just Me!#i use nonbinary bc technically Yea and also the flag fucks <3
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Since we're both as unwell about him as we are I consider you to be someone who knows a fair amount and what do you genuinely think the real James Fitzjames would feel if he saw the Terror's depiction of him? (As in watching the whole show)
HUH good question. first of all i think he'd be a little discombobulated by the very experience of watching a tv show but personally i choose to believe he'd at least be happy he was made into one of the main characters?? and that so many cool and sexy insane people are obsessed with him now <3
having said that. as much as i love show!fitzjames they did nerf him down A LOT. they robbed him of the joyous whimsy that was such a characteristic trait of the real jokester supreme fitzjames (show!fitzjames also has little to no relationship with his irl lieutenant buddies which. sad.)
we also know now that. most probably. he was actually fully english so i can only imagine he'd be Not Pleased about the cairn scene to say it lightly lmao imagine you and your adoptive family making significant efforts throughout your whole life to disguise the fact of your illegitimate birth and then 150 years later some people make a high rating show where they babygirlify you not only spill your secret to the millions of people watching (or secrets, plural, and make you call yourself a fake as a cherry on top lol) but they also get it wrong and make it Even Worse (from a victorian englishman's perspective) like stop guys he's already dead lmfao
having said that. he would have loved the britannia costume and the your nails are a terror line. i know he would.
#look. i personally think it'd be SO funny#like. look. listen. we reblog pictures and memes of him and say how hot and funny he was and it is all true.#dude was incredible and funny as shit and he did do drag and kick ceilings and id give anything to fuck him woah who said that#but he was ALSO an early 19th century white englishboy colonialist lol#(so is show!fitzjames like please my beautiful racist wife is so much more than just her gender issues and stigmata guys....)#and we dont really know much of his actual feelings on crozier (sick owl... i think of that one a lot) so who knows#maybe they did end up in a fucked up yet heartfelt and deeply intimate homoerotic relationship in the end#but it'd be much funnier if they didn't and actually ended up really fucking hating each other lol#id love to lock them both in a room with nothing but a tv screen playing a compilation of their scenes together on a loop#(the 'are we brothers' scene itself is looped three times for maximum awkwardness damage)#ANYWAY#obv we know francis crozier said rpf is fine but we dont know what's fitzjames's stance on that one....#it doesnt matter anyway. get gendered yaoid and portuguesed idiot#the terror#james fitzjames#og jfj#i wish they'd given tobias the signature forehead curl that makes me lose my mind on the real fiztjimbles#but i want to believe he'd enjoy being portrayed as god's most beautiful specialest little princess in a james ross wig
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im like one of those childrens mascots except sometimes I will say piss and fuck while in full costume. and then smth like peace and love while smoking in the change room with my tits out
#my point being. sometimes I will just not be conscious of my surroundings and act accordingly#this is funny because I look like a 15 year old and sound like an 11 year old boy who hasn’t hit puberty#ive had coworkers tell me ‘omg I didnt think u could swear😱’ kiddo I am 5 years older than u#i dont think its like im either mature or childish like I can only be one or the other. its a sliding scale#doesnt help that my interests arent typical for my age group. watches nothing but the news and obscure anime and cartoons. eats flintstone#vitamins. doesnt have Twitter and insta is on private etc etc#Although I’m not particularly bothered abt it because I think it’s really funny and don’t take it seriously#I love fucking with ppl abt my age and gender#yapping
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I need all the cis gay men who say shit like “UNFORTUNATELY I like men” and all the trans men who say shit like “gender isn’t a choice, you think I’d CHOOSE to be a man ELL OH ELL” to Shut the fuck up actually please! Thanks! Why are we constantly repackaging ways to be ashamed of our queerness! I love being a trans man, I love being attracted to men, I celebrate it, even! Retreat into your little cave of misery and leave the rest of us alone!
#‘look at me I’m making blanket statements about men and masculinity being bad I’m suuuuch a radical’ FUCK OFFFF#we’re still fighting hard to even BE in queer relationships and have ACCESS to gender affirming care#so why in GOD’S name are we adopting this hatred of self likes it’s some laugh out loud funny inside joke#me I’m different me I love loving dudes me I loving being a dude. Get on my level#queer#trans#toasty talks
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Things the Shameless writers wrote that I do not accept as canon:
1. Mickey spelling Ian’s name wrong on his tattoo. (Give me a fucking break.)
2. Ian laughing with Caleb about Mickey’s forced marriage and rape. (Also I didn’t actually see anything of Caleb except this and like 10 seconds of their date but wouldn’t you expect the guy who asked Ian if he’s a victim of DV to be a bit more sensitive about rape…?)
3. Ian and Mickey both going to Terry fucking Milkovich for advice???? And Terry being softened into comic relief literally AS he’s still trying to murder Mickey?????
4. Mickey implying he’s been letting other guys blow him after he and Ian got married. (In WHAT fucking world.)
5. Mickey suddenly getting self-conscious about bottoming and the entire “who’s the man in our relationship” bullshit and Ian not wanting to be “the bitch”. (Bash my head into a wall.)
6. Ian telling Mickey he doesn’t have his whole heart???????? (HE WOULD NOT FUCKING SAY THAT!!!!)
#there’s more stuff I hate but these are the worst offenders that make me need to flip a table#shameless us#Ian/mickey#like I fucking HATE the mayo thing and it’s an example of straight writers thinking they’re funny but I guess I can just be annoyed#all of these are things that make me need to do physical violence#how is Ian saying ‘gender is a social construct’ IN THE EPISODE where he’s complaining about ‘being the woman’#Ian tells Mickey they can switch in s7 and Mickey says no#Mickey’s not even self-conscious about bottoming while he’s still closeted and full of self-hatred and I’m supposed to believe he is NOW???#’he gives it to me hard and I fucking love it!’ and ‘liking what I like don’t make me a bitch’ but now this??? kiss my ass#rape mention#the decision to lean into the absurdist comedy aspect made the show soooo much worse#it was so much better in the early seasons when it was a dramedy
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to begin this I'm not trying to be a hater and I'm especially not trying to be a hater of the queer media that we have been getting this summer/will be getting this fall because it is really important BUT it'd be great if the queer media we always talk about would more often be about sapphics
#good omens#rwrb#heartstopper#ofmd#see once again i'm not hating! i love all of those or i think they are kinda cool if i havent seen them#but often they are about beautiful thin (mostly) young (mostly) white men#rich men#or heavily masculine-presenting people anyways#and i know it is greatly marketable to many younger fan(girl)s who feel#more comfortable in their sexualities if they can disassociate from the characters by at least their gender#and it is hard being a teenage girl and comfortable about your body and sexuality and mind and yourself whatsoever which i understand but#but sapphics deserve to be featured in media! they deserve to be seen and loved!#and not just as funny unimportant side characters with no distinctive personalities but as compelling and layered and fleshed out main chara#cters#and also i am focusing on like women/sapphics in this post but#we must be more diverse in the sense of gender race body types neurodivergency disability social status etc etc#and yall know thered be a huge fucking audience to love and support such books/movies/tv shows#lgbtq+#queer media
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what do your parents look like?
day 95
wellll my moms a demon and my dads an angel so liek their true forms are incomprehensible 2 mere mortalz??
but obvs if they stayed in heaven & hell all the time they nevar wouldve met and had ME so liek they have human forms that they use when theyre in the Mortal Realm
theyre p cool i guess idk theyre just my parents lololol
#day 95#year 4#my ocs#destiny chainsaw#well sort of shes not really IN either of these#anyway. i wanted them to look like very fucking stereotypical uninteresting sitcom parents with just like#the smallest hint that they were maybe also little alt fashion punks back in their 'teen years'#by which i mean like. when these specific physical manifestations of them were teens??#ill be honest. haven't really thought about her parents much aside from like#'hey it would be funny if in addition to being these powerful metaphysical entities they were also just like#the most mundane and domestic motherfuckers on earth'#like there is no drama whatsoever with them. they are AMICABLY divorced. they love and support their daughter.#she thinks they are a little bit old and out of touch sometimes but loves them very much#ALSO she calls them mom and dad because like. that is what they deemed the most sensible and human thing for her to call them#based on the human forms they had taken at the time and the society in which they lived#but i mean. they're shapeshifting extradimensional Creatures. they don't actually have genders.#they're kind of just doing drag as humans 24/7 because it is useful and fun for them to play act at it#this also informs destiny's relationship with her own gender and the physical form she occupies most of the time. more on this later maybe.
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Two of my very precious children
#legion of superheroes#bouncing boy#brainiac 5#losh 2006#legion of superheroes 2006#dc#my art#I LOVE THEM SO MUCH#why does losh just consistently have such good characters omg#like pretty much everyone is so likeable#the dynamic between bouncing boy and brain in timber wolf#is SO important to me#they're so funny together dsfjsdflskdf#edit: changed boys to children#because nb brainy is so fucking valid#and im thinking he just wouldn't... actually care much about gender ahaha#he's purple and yellow#it's like... destiny
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🏳️🌈 :]
Elio moment ^^^^
[Elio: ni/nix]
#al art#al ocs#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 oc#tf2 pyro#im going to be honest. i dont really have anything for nix#all i can really say is we love a funny gender#i yhink elio is the same variant of trans as me#no clue what the fuck tge gender is but my g-d if it isnt there and isnt swag#i eould also like to mention that i was actually talking about elio to myself when i did the spin the wheel and it landed on nix#because i had subconsciously filled everyone out in lineup order but i thought i mightve switched elio and milo (i didnt)#elio
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One day I will learn, that just because the bottle is low, does not mean I need to finish off the bottle.
#imma be so fuckin hungover tomorrow#someone should kiss me#and i moght be either asexual or aromantic or both which like woo thats funny to only me for so many trauma reasons#i love#im so drunk#i too drunk#i stated typing thos at 12:30#imma smoke pot after i post this#if your reqding my tags hi i love you. why are you reading this though like im a schizo bipolar depreased trans girl im unhinged in the tags#i need to stop drinking by myself#if think im an alcoholic as well if it wasnt for the fact that i can genuinely stop when ever i want but idkmaybe that changes?#at this point im just typing to annoy myself cause i think its funny to annoy other people and itd be hypothetical to not annoy myself#im ramblimg in the tags and honestly its your fault for still reading this#trans thought time#i wish i was born with a pussy but i do like having a cock and there is a possibility im genderfluid and fuck me that sucks if true#like how do you transition if your genderfluid? like i kinda want a cock and pussy and i know thats an actual option#but is it the right option?#i hate being trans but not knowing what kinda trans maybe ill hit where im at with my gender and just say tranny#cause i already say faggot for my sexuality instead of anything specific maybe i should just say tranny#this is probably what a therapist is for but idk if i can justify paying for this instead of saving money to buy a hoise#america sucks#capitalism sucks#love is such a bullshit thing#how can i be in love with some ane be in love with someone. being in love is nothing but selfish but also you have to be selfish for youryou#like i know that doesn't make sense sense but it makes sense to me and i also know its wrong#maybe i should give up and spend money on a therapist#i love my freinds and would sacrifice myself for them literally#12:51 and i have one more short tag to add#i hope you didnt read this far cause even in a drunk state this tag is embarrassing and im sorry you know me irl im sorry this is rambly+ugh#but if you dead read all the tags <3 i love yoh and would die for you
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Well done, my champion, my hero, my... dare i say it? My Scion.
started thinkin about lemuria again and before i knew it i was 4+ hours deep into this painting of calamity . crazy stuff
IM NOT THERE YET ON MY STORM (camera pan to me dead in karamelle) but that wont stop me from getting the story ELSEWHERE... the monitoring stations with the old one always interested me . love how he called us his scion i think thats very fucked up possessive of him
anyways heres one more lil doodle
#wizard101#w101#lemuria spoilers#HOW DO I... EXPLAIN THIS#this is a lie i would love to explain all my fucked up and projected thinking#I LOVE THAT LITTLE PIECE OF DIALOGUE....#and its so funny to imagine this as calamity in this situation#because as far as she knows the arcanum and ravenwood let her kill anyone she pleased#either that or she realized early on that she had 'permission to kill' that anyone else didnt have#so later on down the line she starts toeing the line of a 'good' and 'bad' person so when dasein comes along shes like ur telling me#i gotta deal with and sort out my own moral compass ??? AND TEACH IT TO THIS GUY???#guy (gender neutral)#but like... MY SCION . what did u mean by that. AND ITS CAPITALIZED SO ITS IMPORTANT#whether or not he knew it was us (but i think he did know it was us) when we saw each other on the summit its like . things would have been#so different if he didnt get swallowed and thats the crazy part#MY CHAMPION.. MY HERO... like objectively speaking those are very much positive/good aligned but coming from that tv#i was like u are trying to mold us (the wizard) into EVIL!!! MAYBE . maybe#also its sooo juicy how we will never know if the old one actually had a change of heart bc hes dead . like LOST CONNECTIONS...#some will say yes and canon supports that i guess w the guilt line but at the same time im like . he was way too flippant with the lives of#these inhibitants for me to believe that he felt guilt at the last moment like what CHANGED...#anyways . i like to think that he was still putting up a front and had an ego to assume nothing bad would happen to him#bc yknow he 'knew everything'#and then he ends up getting absorbed and its like . a#I TALK SO MUCH IN THESE TAGS... kissie for whoever reads this mwah#my art#also this was like my first time doing both perspective AND lighting and i was working with 4 different light sources#please . have mercy on me#edit: ok apparently he didnt know who the scion would b in lemuria but ig he knew it might have been us in karamelle . idk! idk
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