Celestino Vietti and Marco Bezzecchi interviewed by Moto.it (13.11.2020)
translation under the cut, my comments are in between []
Prefacing all of this with: the video actually starts with a (cringe) comedic sketch that i have not translated. The proper interview starts at 0:46
I1: Hi guys, when you where younger who was your favourite rider?
Cele: Valentino Rossi
Bez: Valentino Rossi
I1: and today?
Bez: Valentino Rossi
Cele: Valentino Rossi
I2: What would you say to the Marco and Celestino from the past?
Cele: don’t- don’t get too discouraged when things don’t go well, if you believe in it a bit more you can also do a bit better
Bez: use your brain more and try reflecting a bit more
I2: what got you angry?
I1: i can’t see you anymore
Cele: eh, it’s because here the weather it’s a bit bad and internet doesn’t work very well
Bez (speaking to somebody else): Lindo, can you please get into the truck? Because they can’t see us anymore and here everything is frozen
Lindo: fuck
Bez: we hear them super laggy
Cele: like on CoD
Lindo: I’m coming I’m coming
Bez: oh i have a sandwich with mortadella here
Bez: noo, today it’s with the salami... i thought it was mortadella
Bez: what if I get sick in the corners?
Cele: eh, as long as you keep eating shit!
Cele: think about if they are seeing everything
Bez: [laughs]
I2: what’s the thing that got you angrier on track?
Cele: the contact that made me fall in the fourth corner in Misano
Bez: when I fell in Aragon two laps from the end of the race
I1: a flaw a rider mustn’t have on track?
Cele: being slow
Bez: true
I2: and a trait that a rider must have?
Bez: being fast
Cele: being clear-headed in every situation
I1: Marco, tell us one of Celestino’s flaws
Bez: he’s very prickly
I2: and Celestino, one of Marco’s
Cele: eh, I don’t know
Bez: come on, there will be at least one you know of, Dio bo’
Cele: eh, maybe sometimes when he gets angry, he does so in a bit of an excessive manner, but then he calms down so
Bez: [laughs]
I1: eh... are you in a relationship?
Marco: I am
Cele: not together, not together
Bez: [laughs]
I2: who’s the most handsome? Bez
I2: who’s the funnier one? Bez
I2: who cooks better? Cele
I2: who’s better with girls? Bez
I2: who’s had more relationships? Cele
I2: who’s the most famous? Both
I2: who’s the most talented? [the word used here also means endowed (in the *ehm ehm* nether regions). I sincerely doubt that’s the meaning the interviewer wanted to use, but that’s very much what comes across. If you were wondering why everybody is giggling.] Bez
I2: who makes Valentino angrier? Cele
I2: who will win the MotoGP Championship? Both
I2: who do girls like more? [at first impact] Both
I2: who’s the most sensitive? Cele
I2: who’s more of an asshole out of you two? Bez
I2: who’s better at popping the bottle open on the podium? Cele
I2: maybe without breaking a hand
I1: Now we ask you about Valentino Rossi. So, in how many classes did he win the world Championship? 3, 4 or 15?
Cele: four
I1: 1-0 for Celestino
I1: When does he win his third Championship in the premier class? 20th of October 2003, 21st of October 2003, 25th of December 2003
Cele: uh.... 21st? of October 2003
Bez: I’ll say 20th of October then
I2: it’s the 20th
I1: on which bike did Valentino Rossi won the 125cc Championship? Aprilia, Garelli, Suzuki
Cele&Bez: Aprilia
I1: on which bike did Valentino Rossi won his first championship in the premier class? Honda, Aprilia, Kawasaki
Cele&Bez: Honda
I1: how old was he when he won his last GP in Assen? 38 years and 129 days, 38 years and 131 days, 37 years and 341 days
Bez: wait, don’t answer
Cele: no, it’s the last GP in Assen, when he cut the last chicane with Marquez
Bez: 2015, so five years ago, thirty...
Cele: I say 37
Bez: 37 and something, we don’t remember the days
I1: wrong, it was 38 years and 129 days
I1: what time lap did Vale do to end up in the podium on the 3rd of June 2007? 2,01.695-
Bez: wait, but where?
I1: on the 3rd of ju- eh, now you want to know too much, on the 3rd of June 2007
Cele: how is it too much?
Bez: I mean-
I1: direction, do we know about which track this question is? Thanks
I1: big panic here... Mugello, wet race
I: 2.01.695, 2.01.696, 25.14.000
Cele: well, what are the first two options?
Bez: two minutes and 695 and two minutes and 696 there’s a difference of a thousand of a second
Cele: Orco diaz
Bez: come on, I'll say 696, just to try it
Cele: ok, then i say 695
I1: Celestino won it!
I1: Marco has to do penace
I2: right
I1: Celestino will decide what you’ll have to do. You can decide between singing Maracaibo, do a Valentino Rossi impression or answering an awkward question
Cele: I choose the awkward question
Bez: if it’s too awkward I’ll sing Maracaibo instead
I2: what’s the weirdest place where you had sex?
Bez: i don’t know, at the cinema
Cele: oh, at the cinema [he says it with a mocking tone]
Cele: you’re crazy
Bez: I’m crazy
I1: thank you guys
Cele&Bez: bye
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