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rewrotethestars · 1 year

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oh luke, you beautiful, naive, sophisticated newborn baby.

#garvez #cme spoilers #criminal minds #criminal minds evolution #garcia x luke #penelope garcia #luke alvez #criminalmindsedits #my gifs

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parisian-nicole · 1 year

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A new GarVez manip I just made. GarVez Tarrot Card 'The Lovers'

#garvez #garvezfan #garvez fic #garvez fanfiction #garcia x luke #garcia x alvez #alvez x garcia #penelope x luke #luke x penelope #luke alvez #penelope garcia #criminal minds #criminal minds evolution #criminal minds fic #criminal minds fanfiction #criminal minds reboot

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helenamg993 · 1 year

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I can’t believe this doesn’t work …

Give me back the old CM, I didn’t like the evolution

#adam rodriguez #criminal minds #garvez #kirsten vangsness #garcia x alvez #alvez x garcia #criminal minds evolution #luke alvez #garcia x luke

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fandom-escapes · 1 year

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It's happening people.

They're back in business.

#criminal minds #cm #emily prentiss #jennifer jareau #tara lewis #garcia x luke #luke alvez #david rossi #behavioural analysis unit #bau #fbi #quantico #I miss Spencer reid so much #criminal minds evolution #cme #can't wait #wheels up

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captainstressed · 1 year

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a request to the garvez community, because i haven’t really got the time/energy to write an entire fic at the moment. can y’all send me prompts/head cannons that you think scream garvez and ill do my best to write little shorts for them?

#please and thank you #garvez #penelope garcia #luke alvez #garcia x luke #criminal minds #criminal minds evolution

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mrs-alvez-2024 · 1 year

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When you realized that 2023 started off with no garvez and CME is a new show not a continuation of CM.

#garvez is dead #criminal minds evolution #garcia x luke #garvez #criminal minds

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forhappysake · 4 months

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incorrect-ralvez · 1 month

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Derek: I have a question.

Spencer: Shoot.

Derek: Is the S or C in scent silent?

Garcia: Fuck you, I’m going to be thinking about this all day.

Spencer: Okay well, cent is pronounced the same way as scent so I’m gonna say the S is silent.

Derek: Okay, but sent is also spelled the same way.

Garcia: Google says that the C was added in the late seventeenth century, so I guess the S is silent.

Luke: Plot twist, both the S and the C are silent and the E actually makes the sss sound.

Spencer: Luke is not allowed to talk anymore.

#cm incorrect quotes #criminal minds incorrect quotes #incorrect criminal minds #incorrect criminal minds quotes #spencer reid #luke alvez #criminal minds #incorrect ralvez #ralvez #spencer reid x luke alvez #derek morgan #penelope garcia

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reidswhore · 14 days

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I actually can’t decide whether I like sub!Spencer or dom!Spencer more.

Like subby Spencer being all whiny and needy, begging you to cum cause he’s been such a good boy makes me feral.

But then again, Spencer dominating me and fucking me so dumb I can only repeat his name over and over again, mascara running down my face and my eyes rolling to the back of my head- ugh I’ll do anything for that man.

#bau team #criminal minds #spencer reid #spencer reid x reader #aaron hotchner #jennifer jareau #spencer reid smut #smut #criminal minds smut #derek morgan #emily prentiss #penelope garcia #david rossi #alex blake #luke alvez

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lust444men · 1 year

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derek: has anyone told you you're kinda babygirl?

Hotch: I'm a 53 year old man. and your boss.

Derek: whateva you say, babygirl.

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sleepy-sham · 30 days

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with this post I am finally caught up on all the criminal minds memes I've made that have been sitting in my gallery. of course that will last maybe a day or so before I've made 10 million more but anyways ((Big Post #4))

more criminal minds memes

#criminal minds memes #is there a ship name for kevin & penelope??#criminal minds #penelope garcia #kevin lynch #derek morgan #luke alvez #dr. spencer reid #emily prentiss #aaron hotchner #garvez #garcia x alvez #spencer reid #hotch #aaron hotch hotchner #morcia

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rewrotethestars · 2 years

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Idk if garvez is canon but let’s talk about how LUKE GOES TO GET GARCIA

#criminal minds evolution #cm spoilers #garvez #garcia x Luke #criminal minds

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parisian-nicole · 1 year

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She's a clone, that's the only explanation I can think of for this dumb writing. I mean, they didn't actually forget how to write her, did they?

#penelope garcia #derek morgan #emily prentiss #derek x penelope #garvez #garvezfan #100% garvezian #penelope x luke #garcia x luke #alvez x garcia #cme spoilers #cme fanfiction #criminal minds evolution #criminal minds

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helenamg993 · 1 year

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How can we go from this 👆🏻❤️?

To this 👇🏻😶…

#adam rodriguez #criminal minds #garcia x alvez #garvez #kirsten vangsness #alvez x garcia #luke alvez #garcia x luke

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natti-ice · 23 days

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I saw that you posted about sending in some smutty requests for cm 👀👀. Maybe you could do some headcanons on what they like in the bedroom/kinks?

Includes: Aaron Hotchner, Luke Alvez, Spencer Reid, Derek Morgan, Emily Prentiss, Jennifer Jareau, Penelope Garcia, Tara Lewis.

Warnings: 18+ mdni, NSFW Headcanons, multiple kinks, turn ons, favorite sex positions, all HCs are for female!reader.

If you don’t know a position, these are my sources for the names! Lesbian positions hetero positions

Reblogs and comments are greatly appreciated<3

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Male Characters:

— Aaron Hotchner:

⟡ Kinks: Dom/sub play, bondage (handcuffs, ropes, etc), blindfolds, impact play, orgasm control.

⟡ Turn ons: Aaron LOVES when you wear your hair up, seeing you in tight clothing, when you're being really clingy in public, long wet sloppy kisses, he loves when you tell him dirty jokes.

⟡ Favorite positions: Aaron is pretty open to any positions but he has his go tos, missionary (of course), cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, wheelbarrow, the seashell.

— Luke Alvez:

⟡ Kinks: mutual masturbation, role playing, ice play, face fucking, daddy kink.

⟡ Turn ons: he gets so turned on when you smell good (warm scents like vanilla and cinnamon are his favorite), playful competition, verbally teasing each other throughout the day, accidental touches, loves when you're overly flirty.

⟡ Favorite positions: doggy style, spooning, standing (any position where you both stand), the lazy man, table top.

— Spencer Reid:

⟡ Kinks: cuckolding, voyeurism, breeding, edging (both you and him), cock and ball torture. Bonus: lactation.

⟡ Turn ons: soft whispers of affection, sharing your deepest fantasies, intelligence, playing with his hair, stripteasing.

⟡ Favorite positions: 69, pretzel dip, leap frog, ballet dancer, the chairman.

— Derek Morgan:

⟡ Kinks: DADDY KINK, degradation, wax play, extreme dirty talk, public sex.

⟡ Turn ons: good hygiene is a big one for him, self confidence, not backing down from his advances, seeing you in/stealing his clothes, he's big into lingerie.

⟡ Favorite positions: flatiron, the pinball wizard, the upstanding citizen, the snake, the socket.

Female Characters:

— Emily Prentiss:

⟡ Kinks: role play, Dom/sub play, sadism, nipple play, spanking.

⟡ Turn ons: she likes her girls a little more feminine but not overly girly, jewelry, when your collar bone is exposed, humor, hearing your moans.

⟡ Favorite positions: tribbing, standing ovation, cowgirl, mountain climber, the rocket.

— Jennifer Jareau:

⟡ Kinks: erotic asphyxiation, discipline, role play, gagging, orgasm control.

⟡ Turn ons: soft kisses, seeing you in her favorite color, lacy panties, wet hair clinging to your skin, hearing your soft giggles.

⟡ Favorite positions: lazy girl's 69, the rockin rockette, the G whiz, the caboose, seated wheelbarrow.

— Penelope Garcia:

⟡ Kinks: BDSM, wax play, blindfolds, humiliation, exhibitionism.

⟡ Turn ons: being inexperienced, TEASING, bashfulness, slightly toned arms, smaller boobs.

⟡ Favorite positions: the kinky jockey, missionary, scissoring, cowboy, spork.

— Tara Lewis:

⟡ Kinks: age gaps, mommy kink, voyeurism, lactation, food play.

⟡ Turn ons: exposed midriffs, small booty shorts, witty sense of humor, she loves a good bush, soft facial features.

⟡ Favorite positions: doggy style, spooning, the face off, magic mountain, the valedictorian.

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#natti’s 18+#aaron hotchner x reader #spencer reid x reader #emily prentiss x reader #jennifer jareau x reader #tara lewis x reader #penelope garcia x reader #luke alvez x reader #derek morgan x reader #aaron hotchner x reader smut #spencer reid x reader smut #emily prentiss x reader smut #jennifer jareau x reader smut #tara lewis x reader smut #penelope garcia x reader smut #luke alvez x reader smut #derek morgan x reader smut

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strawbeerossi · 8 months

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One Margarita

Pairing: Fem!Reader x Luke Alvez

Description: When a popular tiktok song makes its rounds around the BAU, the poor men of the BAU have to listen to the women belt it out constantly.

Content/Warnings: Pure fluff honestly, the whole team is silly, the girls have fun, suggestive dialogue, dramatics of Spencer Reid

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Another post I’ve had locked away for a while! Sorry for not posting this last night as promised, I had entirely too much to drink last night lmao.

Tagging my two besties @daddy-dotcom and @rainaaaskyy

There were some songs that were just meant to be catchy, no matter how annoying they could be. The rise of catchy songs came with the likes of TikTok, especially when it is filled with people who get famous for dancing to the most random songs or it inspired artists get their work into the world.

Some songs were made for humor related purposes, which birthed some of the most catchy pieces of music that would have anyone driving the surrounding people insane. Case in point, Penelope came into work excited to show the girls of the office one song she found on the app.

At first, they made fun of it and they all had their laughs, then the five of them put together a dance for themselves. That made the rest of the BAU endure the group acting like a group of teenagers who just had their favorite band release a new song that they needed to listen to until they got sick of it.

Spencer felt like he was going insane, Matt couldn’t help but laugh every time they broke out into their own song, Dave just thought they were insane but he found himself humming along with the girls, then there was Luke who thought it was the most amusing thing he’d ever seen. It was like Y/N would sing it everywhere and even if the song was one of the dumbest ones he heard, he’d admit that it was catchy.

That was why he’d belt it around their shared apartment, which would always result in the two getting into a laughing fit that left both of their stomachs hurting. He would even do his own improvised dances for each line of the song, which again, could have Y/N crying laughing.

It was a slower paced day at the office, everyone getting caught up on the paperwork that they hadn’t gotten around to yet because they were caught in an endless loop of jumping from case to case. They had to work fast because evil never seemed to give them a fucking break.

So, it became bustling with everyone gathering up reports and getting ready to give them to Emily to have them finished and filed away. To nobody’s surprise, it wasn’t long until Tara was humming the familiar melody.

“No. Please. I’m begging you..” Spencer groaned as he brought his hands up to cover his ears. “This is worse than prison. You know that? A million times worse.” They always appreciated the dramatics of Spencer Reid. “I’ll tell you whatever you wanna know, just stop torturing me.” He breathed out.

Luke was already laughing at the man’s actions. “You know they sing it because you have that reaction, right?” He asked, making Matt stop to lean against Luke’s desk. “He’s got a point, Reid. If you laugh about it, they will do it less.”

Y/N was coming in from the kitchenette while shaking her head. “No such luck, boys.” She laughed as she was skipping to her desk. “I think you should embrace it, boy genius.” She had commented, ruffling his hair on her way to her desk with a smile.

“I think you boys are just overly dramatic.” JJ piped in with her own opinion while heading over to her desk in order to finish the finishing touches on one of her reports. “No, we are not. That song drives me bonkers.” Spencer responded, his nose wrinkling as he was looking at the two men in front of him. “You’re telling me you like it?”

“It’s not so bad.” Luke responded while Y/N gestured to her boyfriend. “He sings it too! Don’t you, Alvez?” She smirked while lifting her coffee mug to her lips. “I do, yeah. It’s catchy!” Luke began to laugh as he put his hands up in self defense with a grin on his face. “We went out to dinner last night and I got a strawberry margarita and he started singing it!” Y/N emphasized while laughing at the memory of the previous night.

“Make fun of me all you want but you weren’t opening your legs after that drink at all.” Luke bit back while chuckling as his girlfriend’s cheeks were red.

“Give her one margarita and she’s going to bed.” He sang while the rest of the office was reduced to their own fits of laughter. “Face it, Cariña. Nobody is getting head or anything of the sort after you’ve had a sip of a margarita. You’re out of commission.”

Y/N was waving her boyfriend off while laughing. “You’re never getting head from me again, Alvez.” She teased while looking back at her paperwork. “You’ve ruined it for yourself!” She laughed at the male, who was putting his hand over his chest in a dramatic fashion. “That is the worst punishment ever! I’ll buy you a margarita after this as an apology.” He mused.

“Then I'll be happy while I'm going to bed.”

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