When your so called mortal enemy wants to surprise you~
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Whenever I find myself crying about how much I WISH I had the necessary language knowledge to actually write (like, fanfiction and shit) in English I vividly remember that one scene of Georgia from Modern Family and FEEL it because God y'all really will never know just how fucking smart i am in Spanish .fuckers
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something i doodled on my phone while trying to sleep. its like almost 1 am and i should really schedule this instead but fuck it. post
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Wait...
Sweat pronounced su wet
Sweet pronounced su wheat
Should be swapped
Sweat= sw + EAT UH HELLO?
Sweet = s + WET AM I THE ONLY ONE?
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Do you ever think about when you were young and talked to adults they seemed to KNOW things. Like were reasonable and whatever answer they gave kind of made sense
Then you talk to those same adults now about more serious things and it's very... very fucking clear that they are less reasonable then you remember.
Example-
Me: I have a partial secondary internal set of reproductive organs-
Becky: That's not a thing
Me: Say that to my testicle Becky
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Who’s prepared
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Death to English
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Pronouns SUCK and I hate it.
My first language, we never had to learn pronouns, everybody had the same one regardless of gender.
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absolutely shat the bed trying to say 'northern' just now and at least 30 people heard me im gonna go crawl in a hole and die ❤️
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When you can't write the right 'right' because your right hand isn't the right hand to write with... 😔
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wtf???? ibuprofen is pronounced "eye-bee-pro-fen"????? where the fuck did the "bee" come from?????? where is the e????????
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only 4 more months of ass kissing and eating dirt!!!!!!
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Sleeby (@/chocottang gave me the idea thanks)
(I dunno how to draw bears and just traced a sleepy bear 😭 i'll learn one day)
Yea uh anyway babes
Bonus:
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chi s'appropria delle idee di due brianzoli deve da morì....maledetti.
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I lie on the bed and lay my phone on the table. Now the phone lies where it was laid while I lie where I lay. While I lie I lie. The lie I lied was lied while I lay in bed.
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english you are GARBAGE AND I HATE YOU SO MUCH WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
what is this?
"oh, it's a seal." (carimbo in a rational fucking language)
oh okay cool. so uh what's this then?
"oh, that's also a fucking seal" (selo in a rational language)
GO FUCK YOURSELF ENGLISH I HATE YOU
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