COMMENTATOR MERC WELCOMES YOU TO THE FIRST EVER FRIDAY FIGHT NIGHT ON CHANNEL 5L1M3, GRIMETOWN'S FAVORITE SOURCE OF ENTERTAINMENT.
BEFORE PLACING YOUR BETS, FAMILIARIZE YOURSELF WITH THE RULES OF THE RING:
this is a writing challenge.
all existing slimeballs will but put on a wheel (pulling from collab fic and canon slimeball lore) – as commentator stepdaddy merc will be listing them off the top of their head, a few may be missing. be prepared to research as you may receive slimeballs you're unfamiliar with!
send a 🥊 to our inbox and receive two slimy contenders. these are your fighters.
write a short piece (like headcanons or a blurb, not a fic!) about who would win in this fight and why.
use of canon powers is up to you – have fun with it! create some slimy new ultimate moves! remember that the grimetown city morgue & deli takes weekends off, so "k.o." is the goal!
similarly, please keep it fun and don't just pull a "oh gojo wins bc infinity, the end".
send finished pieces to @bastardblvd 's inbox when you're done!
NOW PLACE YOUR BETS AND LET THE FIGHT BEGIN!
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Friday Night Fights!
We got 3 cards lined up for tonight.
First the Top Rank ESPN card featuring Luis Alberto Lopez vs Joet Gonzalez for the IBF featherweight title. Lopez is coming off of big wins over guys like Josh Warrington and Mick Conlan to win and defend the title. Rising Puerto Rico prospect Xander Zayas is also on there facing off with Roberto Valenzuela Jr. Plus you got Jamaine Ortiz returning to action for the first time since taking Vasyl Lomachenko to his limit last year.
Next we got the Matchroom card from Mexico on DAZN as Hearn looks for someone who can be a star in the western hemisphere. Angel Fierro will take on Brayan Rodriguez in the headliner. On the undercard, Erika Cruz Hernandez will make her first appearance since losing her featherweight title to Amanda Serrano in February. Gave her a good fight thought. Hernandez will face former IBO bantamweight “champ” and Invicta FC vet Melissa Oddessa Parker. Former Olympian Skye Nicolson returns to action as she climbs the ranks at featherweight. She’s facing off with Sabrina Maribel Perez. This seems like a way of lining up a fight between Nicolson and Hernandez next tbh. Which I would not be against.
Last card listed is LFA 167. Features a welterweight headliner between Devin Smyth and Jonathan Piersma. Also Ashley Nichols is on the card, facing Mexican strawweight Nadia Vera.
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A poem by Ronald Wallace
The Friday Night Fights
Every Friday night we watched the fights.
Me, ten years old and stretched out on the couch;
my father, in his wheelchair, looking on
as Rocky Marciano, Sonny Liston, Floyd Patterson
fought and won the battles we could not.
Him, twenty-nine, and beat up with disease;
me, counting God among my enemies
for what he’d done to us. We never touched.
But in between the rounds we’d sing how we’d
Look sharp! Feel sharp! & Be sharp! with Gillette
and Howard Cosell, the Bela Lugosi of boxing.
Out in the kitchen, my mother never understood
our need for blood, how this was as close as we’d get
to love—bobbing and weaving, feinting and sparring.
Ronald Wallace
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FRIDAY NIGHT FIGHTS | THE THOUSAND FACES OF FEIJIA | #NowStreaming on @H...
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BIANCA BELAIR
WWE FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN
10th NOVEMBER 2023
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"I love your face
Just get away
I'm on my knees
Fuck you, fuck me"
Redraw of something I made in November
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I would also like to strangle bf
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i was looking through files and found the instrumental to Casanova and it was so fucking good. so i just had to draw selever. plus he's one of my favourites from fnf so it's really a win-win for me
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LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!
In this corner with a dick weighing in at a whopping 5lbs, from the Zenin clan, your future baby daddy, Toooohjjjiiiiiii Fushiguro!
And in this corner, preferred to not weigh his cock out of pure safety to onlookers, coming in to rock your socks with a stylish new look, your slutty hairstylist, Suuugguurrrrooooo Geto!
DING DING!
It’s Toji wasting no time as he dives in headfirst hoping to pickpocket Geto while he has him face down ass up, but that doesn’t stop him right away, Geto, tapping into his slutty tactics, distracts Toji by revealing some skin, before knocking him over to mount him.
Getos hair gets in Tojis face, he spits and coughs before wrapping his legs around to flip the other man over.
“Pay up Slut!” Toji spots, that cocky smile paints his face, but Geto in dire constraints, pulls his top down and rubs his nipples. Toji looks down and receives a headbutt from Geto. Getos pecs swirl around his head as he falls back completely knocked out.
Suguro Geto stands to waves of applaud and shock awe. He climbs the ropes and pulls down his tube top to share his sheen clad pecks and perky nipples.
The crowd goes wild, Toji is hoisted onto a makeshift gurney made out of discarded pizza boxes and is escorted out of the arena.
Suguro Geto is the WINNER
A PERFECTLY FITTING END FOR TOJI... THE GURNEY MADE OUT OF OLD PIZZA BOXES TOOK ME OUUUUUT LMAO
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POV You're Julius:
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Happy New Year 🎉💥
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not country humans!!!
might switch up been thinking of fnf recently
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i drew this like a week ago when the meme first started and then never actually posted it anywhere. here you go.
yes its the 'i think we gotta kill this guy' meme i just thought itd be funny to make Red actually match the show's 'dialogue' style
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