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noooo bestie don't shoot that child you're so superstar ahaha
#watched rat play disco elysium#you can guess how it went#they went absolutely ape for the boules that is#astronyu#doctor4t#not sure if i should tag as doctor4t b/c they didn't stream it?#cop fanart :(#au where i'm french :(#myart#my art#ratgang
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Vous savez quoi ? Je pense que le SMIC devrait être à 2000€ euros par mois, et que l'âge de départ à la retraite devrait être à 55 ans.
Aussi je pense qu'il faudrait taxer sévèrement tous ceux dont la fortune dépasse 5 millions d'euros et utiliser toute cette thune pour financer les retraites, les hôpitaux, les écoles publiques, etc., et régler les crises de logement, comme ça on éradique les 43 milliardaires en rendant la vie plus juste pour les 67 autres millions de gens vivant en France, y compris celleux qui meurent dans les rues sous -4°C en hiver ou +40°C en été. En fait, en utilisant la fortune de Bernard Arnault uniquement, on pourrait rémunérer tout le reste de la France non pas à 2000€ euros, mais à 2400€ environ. Et c'est seulement la fortune d'un mec.
Imaginez si la fortune des 42 autres était dans les caisses de l'État.
#whatthefrance#par contre il est presque 2h du mat so i might be talking out of my ass#french politics#macron#la réforme des retraites#politique#bernard arnault#taxer les riches#les solutions sont pourtant tellement simples et j'ai salement les boules contre notre gouvernement de droite
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#memes that require a master's degree in french memeology to get#(mais no joke je trouve la boule magique elle ressemble à lenegis aussi on vit vraiment dans une société#(ou dans une Boule Magique si on est rénien))
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kissing you why did french have to decide such an unsexy word and apply it to the sexiest of things this your fault personally you are the oerson who invented this lamguage
kissing you I have no idea the french language also lacks even a single sexy word to say cock
#also i know balls is already kind of silly but the french is worse. it's boules. a boule is like a very small round object. this is#hilarious#not even talking about the great idea of making dick be bite (pronounced beat) and ruin the English language for every frenchhikd learning#it#fym bite means mordre. it means penis. what are you saying.
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I've only put titles translated in English here, this actually doesn't reflect French SF scene very well.
French SF has a good reputation (so far, I'd say it's an honest one) so I find it quite pluzzing that so very few works had been translated in English (I had to look at the SFF Translations Awards to have enough different names on this poll. I couldn't find 9 names of authors translated in English). I won't talk. We had French SF writers after Jules Verne...
I mean.... Damasio, Bordage, Wul, Merle, Dufour, Klein, Curval ? (And all the others I didn't think of)
We even have a 'young' generation with Gaborit, Lucazeau, Colin, Clavel, Genefort and Calvo (I love her works).
#polls#sf polls#french sf#jules verne#pierre boule#rene barjavel#j.h. rosny aine#henri duvernois#bernard werber#andre caroff#maurice renard#g.j. arnaud
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La pétanque est une affaire de cœur. Si vous ne la prenez pas au sérieux, elle ne sera pas amusante. Si vous le faites, elle vous brisera le cœur.
- Umberto Eco
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Iced vanilla latte with homemade simple syrup, grilled ham and cheese with homemade pickled onions on fresh-baked bread and homemade refrigerator pickle chips on the side. Living my best life out here.
#The bread is that frozen dough that you proof and bake off#But I'm gonna get into bread baking soon#Need a kitchen scale first!#The things you don't realize you need until you desperately need it.#Imagine this glorious sandwich on a homemade French boule 😍
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j'adore quand j'entends des gens dire des trucs comme "3800 euros c'est rien pour un poste de direction", genre ok je me rends bien compte que y a des directeurs qui encaissent bien plus mais si 3800 euros c'est "rien" comment vous expliquez que y ait des gens qui fassent des temps plein payés à peine 1300 euros par mois ??
#à un moment faut se la fermer en fait#3800 boules c'est pas rien et ce ne sera jamais rien#upthebaguette#whatthefrance#bee tries to talk#french
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petanque is played for fun here in some regions, typically it's known as an old person game but i remember playing it as a kid too. parks and small squares between buildings will have earthen courts specifically for playing it. it's only played outsides and is typically a moment to socialize because you're all standing around in a group. kind of like an outdoors version of playing darts :) but there are very serious competitions
That's so fun.. yea thinking about it I was like well it'd make since to be more common in France since it originated there, yea?
#also i think we were talking about it in the museum and we assumed that like#boules was the french name for it#and i think my boss was saying the petanque came from a native language once it was introduced by colonists#but yea thats completely not true lmao#i was supposed to be in charge of petanque lask archaeology day but i still spent most of the day throwing atlatl heh
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Idk if tae’s being new money is the biggest factor why he will never be taken seriously by sk elite but his job is fro sure. No one who’s rich, influential and educated will willingly agree to their kids marry an idol. They’re the lowest in ranking when it comes to entertainment industry (the highest are actors/actresses but still the most ideal partner is someone from the same status and well educated so they can show them off) and this industry is very looked down upon in general. I remember I’ve read about one actress who married a son of a chaebol (Joanna is not chaebol btw her parents are just RICH) and they’ve got divorced eventually and after that she talked about how everyone was looking down at her and she was never truly accepted. Even during some business dinners when he was accompanying her husband other wifes that were there would speak in French to each other (since she understands English a little) so she wouldn’t be able to be a part of the conversation and so on. I assume idols would be treated even worse…
omg that last part is so sad wtf :( i'd feel so humiliated
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ball is one of those words I didnt learn the spanish for early on so when I try to think of what it could be in a european language my brain defaults to attic greek σφαῖρᾰ
#the french ballon and boule is related to the english ball#so pelota does not immediately come to mind
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#DONT EVER LET ANYBODY TELL U THAT UR WRONG IF U LIKE FRENCH FRIEZ WIT UR BREAKFAST AT THE DINER 💯😒#WHO DA FUCK IZ ANYBODY 2 TELL U HOW THEY SHOULD PREPARE UR POTATOES 😡#AND IF THEY DO THEN U DONT GIVE THEM A FRENCH FRY 😈#ITS LIKE A 80 PERCENT CHANCE THEY JUST DIDNT THINK 2 GET THEM 4 THEMSELVES 🧠#SIDE NOTE I REMEMBER DAVE CHAPPELLE ONCE SAID DAT HE BE GETTING ONLY HARD BOILED EGGZ FROM THE DINER 🤣#WHAT DA FUCK IZ WRONG WIT THE BOUL 💀
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Hi if it's possible can you write please something with Michael Kaiser who has a love-hate relationship with a friend who accompanies Noël Noa to the blue lock, (I would like to see the character be able to say words in French without Kaiser does not understand them while Noa does and is exasperated)
talk's cheap
❝ but i like the way she's talking to me ❞
➜ fem!reader who is a friend and assistant to noel noa is also in a love hate relationship with michael kaiser
➜ fem!reader
sugar level: 0% | suggestive dialogue; translations are provided at the bottom of the oneshot
you didn't exactly know how and when it happened, but not you bothered to know when and what time did it occur, but the moment you see michael kaiser as you accompany your good friend noel noa inside the blue soccer jail, things that you deem normal, will never not be normal.
"you look lovely today." he says, bending down a little forward as he peers into your face.
painting your red lips a sweet smile, you turn your head to face him, eyes meeting his. "don't i always look lovely?"
it wasn't in a good or bad way, but there is something about him that has you seething and keeping you on your toes. he makes you seethe him and keep you up on your toes around him.
"are my eyes deceiving me? or is that a smile i see?" he asks, raising a hand in an attempt to cup your cheek and thumb to swipe on your lower lip.
kaiser's attempt falls short when you craned your head back forward. "you tell me." you responded, walking away without saying anything else to him.
and this isn't exactly the first time it's happening. for others, yes this their first time seeing you and kaiser display your confusing relationship, but those who are used to it, thinks it's just a normal occurrence.
but for noel noa's case, hearing your responses were, to say the least, striking.
"pour un homme, il a un toucher agréable." you lean to whisper into noel's ear, eyes trained on kaiser's figure on the pitch.
"how about that, princess?" kaiser asks, grinning after scoring a goal. "how'd i do?"
creating a face, you hum before crossing your fingers into an X.
"il a essayé de la prendre par derrière mais il s’est arrêté. il va falloir accélérer le rythme un peu. bonne pénétration!"
hearing your response made noel almost spat out his drink whereas kaiser's eyes widened in surprise, a small tint of pink splotching across his cheeks.
now how on earth is he supposed to counter to that? he didn't understood a single word what you've just responded to him, but glancing at noel's facial reaction, he could only guess that what you just told him.
"hm, if you were to pick to play any position you want to play as in a soccer game, what would you pick and why?" kaiser asks, one night as the whole team went out for dinner.
sitting besides him with noel on your side, you decide to be honest and let's say, humorous.
"if i were to pick a position...i'd say goalkeeper." you say, giving him a tight lipped smile with a nod of your head.
"goalkeeper?" kaiser repeats, not quite expecting that from you. "pray tell, why to be a goalkeeper?"
you tilt your head to the side, eyes gleaming at him. "les femmes seront les meilleures gardiennes de but, car peut importe à quel point elles ouvrent grand, les boules ne peuvent jamais entrer."
hearing your response made noel wipe the corners of his mouth with a clean napkin, hands reaching out to snatch the bottle of wine away from your hands.
"seems you've had too much already." he tells you.
"but it's only my second!"
"kaiser, you should try the macarons!" ness amuses, smiling with his eyes closed and cheeks stuffed full of the sweet treat. "i especially like the lemon flavored ones!"
still not understanding a single word you've spoke to him, kaiser decides to get back at you when you least expect.
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pour un homme, il a un toucher agréable - for a man, he's got a lovely touch.
il a essayé de la prendre par derrière mais il s’est arrêté. il va falloir accélérer le rythme un peu. bonne pénétration! - tried hitting from behind but he stopped. going to need to pick up the pace a bit. great penetration!
les femmes seront les meilleures gardiennes de but, car peut importe à quel point elles ouvrent grand, les boules ne peuvent jamais entrer - women will be the best goalkeepers because no matter how wide they open the balls can never go in.
#blue lock#bllk#blue lock x reader#blue lock x y/n#blue lock x you#michael kaiser#michael kaiser x reader#bllk x reader#bllk x y/n#bllk imagines#bllk x you
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Quick question for English speakers/people who have been raised in an English speaking country or household:
I saw a post about Astérix so I got curious.
#asterix and obelix#lucky luke#the adventures of tintin#spirou and fantasio#boule et bill#comic books#Polls
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