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knifearo · 6 months
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being aromantic is like. hey btw you're going to live a life that is the culmination of most of society's worst nightmares. sorry lol ✌️ but then you turn around and take a really good hard look at it and it turns out that living in that nightmare is fucking awesome and you get to wake up every day and take that fear that other people have and laugh and hold it close until it's a great joy for you instead. and being happy is a radical act that you define instead of someone else. and you're sexy as fuck that's just a fact of life i don't make the rules on that one
#aromantic people are just sexy i'm not making the decisions here it's just facts#course ur hot as fuck. it came free with the aromanticism#being sexy is just default settings for aromantic people 👍#hope this all helps. anyway i'm on my 'i hope i die alone <3 i can't wait to die alone <3' kick rn#i think the existential fear that people have of Not Partnering specifically is so. well.#obviously that shit is strong and it is SO awesome to be free of it.#realizing you're aro and you don't Want a partner can be such a hit to the solar plexus#cause society says that's the only thing that'll make you happy. so either you go without that thing or you force yourself#into doing something you don't want which would make you unhappy anyway.#so you think it's a lose lose situation and you have to come to terms with what amatonormativity presents as the worst possible situation#but then! whoa! turns out personhood is inherently valuable in and of itself and romantic partnering is just a construct!#and that nightmare is now your life to do with as you please... define as you will... structure as you want...#best case scenario. is what i'm saying.#every day i wake up ready to spit all that amatonormative rhetoric back in life's teeth by being alone and being happy#and it's so fucking satisfying. every day.#fucking JUBILANT being by myself. and i love being a living breathing 'fuck you' to the romantic system#you need a partner to be happy? oh that's sooo fucking crazy guess i'll go be miserable then. in my perfect fucking dream life lmao#yeah obviously it's the worst possible outcome on earth to die without a partner. so terrible. can't wait for it :)#aromantic#aromanticism#aro positivity#aroace#arospec#sorry to bitches who are sad about not having a partner. i could not give a fuck though get better soon#you couldn't EVER pay me enough to go back to a mindset in which my inherent value wasn't enough by myself.#FUCK that shit. absolutely miserable and a bad life outlook in general. like genuinely do the work w/ amatonormativity and get better#life is something that can be so fulfilling whether someone wants to kiss you or whatever or not#i'm on antidepressants and i have people i care deeply about. what the fuck would i need a partner for lmao
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intotheelliwoods · 4 months
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Happy to have 2 Arms Left in the comp another year! While this isnt Sprouts first rodeo, its Poptarts first! Everyone give him a welcome :)
@tmntaucompetition
Bonus, featuring Poptarts bestie, because no one can convince me otherwise that Poptart will get overwhelmed with the amount of people- @dianagj-art
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 7 months
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Creative Hubris takes another unsuspecting victim.
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soldrawss · 1 year
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I have no idea if this was all from the same anon or not, but if it was, hope you're doing better anon, thank you for the apology. Im sorry you felt the need to vent this way, so maybe taking a step back from social media might be good. Wish you the best anon.
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allastoredeer · 2 months
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WHOOOO!
Guess who finally finished their Star Wars fic and is now free to write more Hazbin!
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I'm so ready to get back to writing my silly little pookies 😭
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kitamars · 2 years
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hmm
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urostakako · 1 year
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INSURANCE GIRLS!!!!!!!!
[ID: The first image is a cropped image of Meryl Stryfe and Milly Thompson from Trigun, showing them knees and above. Meryl is a short woman with short black hair styled in bangs that fall over her forehead. She has brown skin, wears black sunglasses, black fingerless gloves, a grey tanktop tucked into brown pants, gold rectangular earrings, and white sneakers. She has dark eyes and a mole under her right cheek. Her cheeks are flushed and she grins as she points two derringers somewhere to the right of the screen. Milly Thompson is a tall woman with long, light brown hair and blue eyes and wears a white button down with rolled up sleeves tucked into brown pants, yellow suspenders, a dark red tie, and brown boots. Her cheeks are flushed and she carries a large gun with rotating barrels and smiles wide as she points it somewhere to the left of the screen. Both are drawn with body hair. They stand side-by-side in the desert, a blue sky behind them showing two moons, one large and one small.
The second image is the same, but showing their full bodies.
The third image is the background of the sky without sand.
The fourth image is the background of the sky with sand.]
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cappuccino-lover · 8 months
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"What is the worth of a single mortal life?"
— "Mine seems worth little, as my blood calls me to harm others."
Replaying BG3 the way God intended: as a hot pink tiefling Durge. Meet Red, my kind hearted-yet-unintentionally-scary Dark Urge!
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probablyok1 · 6 months
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Just got nostalgic for the days on Club Penguin where by wandering into the EPF headquarters you could stage a three act mystery that ended in tragedy and betrayal
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pyjamaart · 2 years
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bigfoot spotted at cryptid con with lizard person???
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steelycunt · 2 years
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those three witches who visited macbeth also visited me too btw. no yeah we were on the same heath and everything. and when they spoke to me they prophesized that i was going to be a gansey girl. but the other guy got all the stuff about regicide so people only ever want to talk about that
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v-arbellanaris · 1 year
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To be clear, I'm sending this ask not to start an argument but because talking about S/amson's morality as a subject interests me. This is all intended politely, though I am bad at tone. While my personal thoughts on S/amson's stuff in act 3 are a little complicated (shit of him to do, and they have him be excited about the annulment on the templar route, the latter of which I do have to wonder if they did simply bc the writers hate addicts (they do) or not. Still it did happen and it IS odd when people try to act like he had less part in the attempted genocide of the gallows than C/ullen, who was way more hesitant than S/amson), how did you come to the conclusion that he was purposefully throwing mages at slavers? He says pretty explicitly that he didn't know and was trying to get mages out of Kirkwall, are you assuming he's lying or is there some extra information I'm missing? I guess I could see why he might lie here if that was his intention, but I don't… really think he is? there's nothing to point to it? I see "he gave mages to a slaver" as a point a lot in the S/amson discourse, but I don't know how people are coming to the conclusion that he wasn't genuinely doing the best with the no resources he had at that moment, and the smuggler he was using ended up being a slaver without his knowledge. This being said, the fandom posing him as super good compared to C/ullen is really weird, and while I understand why it happens, it is frustrating seeing people ignore his blatent flaws.
do i think he deliberately gave mages over to slavers? no, i don't think that. i also don't think a lack of deliberateness absolves him of blame. k/irkwall is notorious for slavers - how many do we kill in game? we find a bunch just hanging out in lowtown, and the docks, and near the wounded coast. but the guy who lives on the edge of the docks never suspects that the man taking runaways for free is a slaver?
with regards to f/eynriel, s/amson is very explicit about how he didn't help f/eynriel as much as possible because he didn't have money. instead, he directs f/eynriel to a ship captain he knows. he knew the slaver, and he sent both o/livia and f/eynriel to him. when h/awke says "of course your friend's a kidnapper", s/amson quickly says r/einer's not a friend, but someone who "isn't scared to try out this business". but what business is he referring to? f/eynriel doesn't have coin, that's the entire reason s/amson turned him away. what other reason does a ship captain in kirkwall HAVE to take people on for free? s/amson deliberately sends f/eynriel to someone else to deal with. and when he heard rumours that person was selling people, what did he do? nothing, until h/awke comes looking.
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buggygerm · 2 years
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what’s the softest way to say you took away my friend, my buddy?
quick sketch of chaos. controlled, contained, confined by @chaoxfix​
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I'll sic junie b jones on you
#very specific threats for people who read the same books as me when they were 5#junie b jones is the scariest of the unhinged little girls#like out of all of them#she would totally wreck Judy Moody's shit despite being a whole three or four years younger#she would probably form an alliance with ramona#(but i think she could beat ramona if she had to)#she would probably best Annie (treehouse girl) but that's only because Jack would be restraining Annie the whole time#rachel and kirsty from rainbow magic would def lose to her#despite what that one post going around says she would destroy greg heffley#the chick from dork diaries would get her ass beaten by junie and then put it in her diary#(yes even though nikki is in like the 7th grade i think junie could kick her ass)#allie finkle would NOT survive an encounter with junie b#i think the only one with a fighting chance would be ramona but only if she was still small and unhinged#read the tags#please read the tags#OH AND SHE WOULD TOTALLY KILL KAREN FROM BABY SITTERS LITTLE SISTER#THAT WOULD NOT EVEN BE A FIGHT#karen was scared of a lady next door junie b would beat her ass#feel free to add more kids book characters that junie b jones could curbstomp#the only unhinged child i can think of that would beat junie b in a fight is kate weatherall and that's because kate is 12 and armed#kate would probably not win if she didn't have her bucket and marble slingshot but she does so that gives her an edge#actually constance contraire might have a chance but that's only because she's psychic#i think she would beat artemis fowl in a fair fight but only if he didn't have any prior warning or his butler#because i just know that dude has no contingency for a 6 year old kicking down his door and hitting him in the shins#she would WRECK betsy and tacy no question#i think she could curbstomp the penderwicks too except maybe skye but that exception is a strong maybe#if you want to add more characters you think junie b jones could beat in a fight in the tags#please do#i want to see your takes
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jahiera · 8 months
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shoutout to the old guy who stared across from me in the park while I was eating mcdonald’s in my car. listening to which witch by florence. thinking about her
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femcelhood · 8 months
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MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER NAMED THE FIGHTING MACHINE
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