Part 2 [see Part 1] of my favorite Charles panels from Dark Horse's Metalocalypse three-part mini-series and the Dethklok vs. The Goon one-shot (circa 2011):
Panel 1-3 + 5-6: Neither Charles nor Pickles want to be anywhere near Dethklok's brand spankin' new but also somehow already haunted Dethtrain;
Panel 4: Mashed Potato Johnson has a favor to ask of Dethklok, in return for his help with managing their collective depression in "Bluesklok" (1x14);
Panel 7: "Butt-horns" is one of Facebones' nicer terms of endearment;
Panel 8: The band marinates in existential angst wrt what other people will do with their music when they're all dead while Toki thumbs through what I assume to be the latest issue of Pussy Lovers magazine;
Panel 9: I won't ever be over this flawless parody of most Tribunal exchanges that also functions as a legitimate Tribunal exchange;
Panel 10: Charles always carries copious amounts of hand sanitizer on his person, which makes him @thortwenty151's mom.
So ive been seeing things of hamsters getting paint on their feet and running across a canvas, and i dont really like that idea personally, even with nontoxic paint. Ive also seen people put globs of paint on a canvas, cover it with cling wrap, and put peanut butter over the canvas and have the dogs lick it of and smear around the paint.
What if i combined the two? I have paint on a canvas, and have the critters waddle over it cling film?
100% of profits would go directly to Tiny Whiskers Animal Rescue.
Here are some photos of my foster Patella as a bribe
My favorite Charles moments from the alas, short-lived Metalocalypse comics from Dark Horse, including the three-part mini-series and the Dethklok vs. The Goon one-shot [Part 1 of 2]:
Panel 1-2: The band questions whether Charles is a commie when he expresses confusion over how smashing a thousand bald eagles into Mount Rushmore is an effective advertising tactic for Dethklok's upcoming album;
Panel 3: Charles inadvertently guides Toki to create an entirely new musical genre;
Panel 4-5: Not even potential temporal rifts shall keep Dethklok from watching TV;
Panel 6-7: Charles finds a creative way to combat the band's ongoing nightmares about being eaten by a troll (aka convincing them that they got high on "Kallio Brain Chunder" the last time they were in Finland and hallucinated the entire thing);
Panel 8: Spoiler alert: Dethkones are retconned to be Toki's brainchild, but Charles still deserves partial credit;
Panel 9: Pickles looks like he's seen some sh!t.
Honorable mention: Facebones' full-page insights into Mordhaus' excessive food waste (Issue #1) and murdertrains (Issue #3).