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The idea of Loki using old-school english and Shakespearian insults is fucking hillarious, but I think it's even funnier if he doesn't talk like that all the time and it only comes out when he's really pissed off.
Like, imagine you're arguing with him and bro calls you a "cockalorum". With a really strong british accent. Out of absolute nowhere.
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I wish I had the time to write a tower fanfic. Ahhh id let Loki run missions with Thor and have goofy antics with the og members. 😔 He needs his own friends though, bro would probably still see it as a warriors 3 situation, "living in the shadow of [Thor's] greatness".
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i think it shld be more widespread for ppl to read aloud to each other as a means of spending time together. like even just a bunch of adults sitting together reading wikipedia articles or something
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Friendly reminder that fan-made content (fanart, fanfic, fanvids, etc) are:
extremely time consuming. Remember someone actually took time out of their life to create that, time they could’ve used to, idk, sleep, for example
entertainment you’re consuming for free. I can’t stress this enough: you’re enjoying someone else’s craft for free. You paid exactly zero money to look at/read/watch it.
S H A R E D with you, not made for you. This is the most important point: someone created that, put it online and you found it. No one forced you to consume that fanwork, you C H O S E to do it.
Whenever you feel like leaving a mean comment, anonymous hate or make a ~clever post about how ‘lol look at all of these overused tropes every fic writer crams into their fics’ remember you’re being a dick to someone who shared their work with you. You’re not being funny, you’re not being edgy, you’re not being brave for calling something out - you’re being a dick.
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hey do people know about this painting??? because it hangs in the art gallery in my city and it makes me a little insane every time i see it
anyway it’s called the victory of faith (1891) and it’s by saint george hare
**actually, i’m editing this to add a closeup of their faces too:
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They are the same. And I'm here for it.
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charles lived, served cunt, DIED!!! and came back to serve even more cunt!!!
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x-men? good for them
have not seen xmen97 yet but I love character design!! I love making characters, and iterations of existing characters are a fun way to do that!!
I think most of these are obvious if you know xmen but
Erik & Charles
Cable
Storm, Colossus, Kitty, Iceman
Magik <3 @outlawsystem06 ty for helping with her design
Logan, Jean, Scott
Nightcrawler, Goblin Queen
glob herman, armor, forge
Emma Frost, Gambit, rogue
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# erik apologist?? he did nothing wrong
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music is like if god existed for exactly 3 minutes and 47 seconds, or perhaps 27 minutes and 16 seconds. or just 1 minute and 22 seconds. just something to consider
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I HATE THESE OLD MEN
"OUR DREAM BLAST YOU!"
Oh Lord what is going on
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Oh shit little kid, you just fucked up real bad
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still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples
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