My rancher!!!!
I asked on twitter who picked up who, and the agreement came to "Tango spun around Jimmy in his arms, then they both promptly fell on their asses like dorks"
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sheriff jimmy solidarity is so funny to me . the idea of a sheriff being british makes me giggle n chuckle n laugh . if i told him the tumble townies were throwing a little hootenanny to celebrate his return from hermitcraft , he'd think we were gonna kill him
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i love how pathetic doc has been recently. first it was his whining during the royal vault, then it was his meltdown over his diamonds during the charity livestream, and now its his crying over wanting to go home in empires
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[in reference to the what is empires hermitcraft recap video] “-think of it as an empires breakdown, which is coincidentally what i’n having right now”. -- pix pixlriffs
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caved and started watching empire povs other than jimmy/joel as a result of the crossover and. ill-advisedly started with oli orionsound. what the fuck is wrong with this lil twink fr.
he's like hatfilms meets slimecicle meets sam riegel, with added theatre kid homosexuality and adhd.
he's just. he's the wettest fucking blanket i've ever seen. he's incompetent. he was rude to a god's face. he's wearing tights. he lived in a cage for several weeks. everyone knew he was in the cage and left him there bc they didn't want to deal w him. he's like the little german boy from that one tumblr meme, if the little german boy was british. he's a bard, but every song he sings is the worst fucking thing i've ever heard. he's in love with the father of another god's son. he lives in a tent on the beach. he killed the ender dragon, but only because he wanted to cook its egg. he's too poor for even grian to steal from. he's failing spectacularly at literally everything he's trying to do, but somehow always comes out the other end kind of okay. literally no one is out here doing it like him.
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caleb: i was disguising myself in blue robes to ask about the libraries around here
beau: *looking him up and down*
beau: cobalt's a good color on you
caleb: what?
beau: you look good in blue.
caleb: *sniffs, looks away*
beau: *looks back down at her notebook*
everyone: ...ok let's go to the victory pit
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can't believe i went on that whole spiral in may 2022 trying to prove the neck touch thing Deeply Sinister (and many people to this day don't see it that way!!!) when it's literally right there in infinity war. that's where it leads. loki's love for his family + a possessive hand on his neck = loki being sacrificed. as many times as it takes for him to stay dead.
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