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pastadorable · 5 months
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Eventually footface learned to just pair them up…
Kitty belongs to @kytiit0o
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Hol’ up!
I feel like usually when we talk about these guys we think of them as being members of the clan from, like, the early days right? Like cmon you dont get that high up in a clan, lookin like this
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By only being in ur clan for a few years right?
WRONG!
In Hot Soup, the Game when they send Cassandra in to retrieve the “artifact”, they start fangirling over Lou Jitsu and his movies-specifically Jitsu For Justice, and Foot Brute says “It’s the movie that got me into crime!” Which means at least 5 things:
1. He’s only been in the Foot Clan for at most, 30-35 years or so. (This is my “educated” guess-bc take away 15 years of Splinter being a rat, 10 years of the Big Mama debacle, and that leaves around 5-10 years for Lou’s actual film career-it could be shorter tho, bc we have no idea how long it took him to join the Foot Clan)
2. He had a normal life before joining, lived in modern times, and is no stranger to modern customs and how the world works, (see also: “we really must stop finding recruits in ninja Chatrooms-“) so it’s safe to assume then whenever he and Foot Lieutenant were walkin around in all their yellow-eyed footfaced pink skin sharp teeth glory without cloaking brooches on, they did that on purpose simply bc they did not care. And pop off honestly
3. The Foot Clan Must actually be in shambles for someone who’s been in the clan for less than 50 years is so close to the top
4. Splinter inadvertently created his own enemy-which I find ironic and kinda funny tbh
5. To me, it kind of explains why they were so eager to release the Shredder/Krang and why they were so desperate to be led-they’d probably been taught ab the clan’s glory days, which, compared to where the clan was at, makes the Foot Clan look pathetic. So it just makes sense to start scrabbling for a higher leader/power to make the Clan great and honorable again.
So yeah, just some thoughts I had at 10:30 pm on a Tuesday-I also never see stuff ab Foot Brute which is a total cowabummer bc he is awesome
If anyone has any other theories add em’ in the notes!! I wanna hear em!!! (N if you already knew this and it’s old news to u plz be nice to me sometimes I’m not that smart T-T)
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butmakeitgayblog · 4 months
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Oohhh who’s the producer dude? And well i’m not really surprised with her taste in men haha
Me neither 😬 I mean no offense, and I'll be the first to say that it might just be my lesbianism talking considering I've never seen a man that wasn't as bland looking as dry oatmeal, but she - like so many absolutely gorgeous women - seems to have an affinity for some rather footfaced lookin ass dudes 🥴
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simonkicks · 2 years
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So violent but also looks so cool. . . . . #facekick #kicklife #kicking #kickyouintheface #martialarts #karate #karatekick #taekwondo #badass #projectbadass #facekickfriday #footpower #footface #ninja #taekwondo #tkdkick #tkdlife (at Northampton Martial Arts) https://www.instagram.com/simonkicker/p/CY_osn3OjR9/?utm_medium=tumblr
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devyn-doodles · 5 years
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Footface offers its opinions on categories and shoes.
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saxyphone4-blog · 5 years
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I feel that this is the future of our memes
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franktrigg · 4 years
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Just thinking back to a better time with @jayhernandez001 @perdita_weeks_ and @Garyprice. This episode things didn’t go well for me cause I get beat up lol. Don’t let Higgins beauty fool you. She has a hell of a kick. 😝@magnumpicbs #stunts #footface #setlife #hawaii #magnumpi #film #ohana Miss you guys, and stay safe ❤️ (at Oahu, Hawaii) https://www.instagram.com/p/CA5p5ruFG6N/?igshid=13yrml99kiazs
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seanhopp · 6 years
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Modified Felon #seanhoppart #portrait #trippy #surreal #surreal42 #footface
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mudgrrl3000 · 7 years
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Snapchat really knows how to make a lady feel pretty. #footface
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firublazinga · 7 years
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indigo-a-creeping · 2 years
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Footface
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barry-j-blupjeans · 4 years
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if the twins had pets as kids what do you think their pets were and what were their names
I don’t think they had any consistent pets. The longest they had with a pet was at their aunts' house- she had an old, beady-eyed hound dog named Clover. Clover was tired and didn’t do much. Lup absolutely adored her. She’d throw balls for Clover to catch, even though Auntie said that Clover was never actually trained to catch balls.
Taako was... indifferent with Clover. She would put her head on his lap and drool, and Taako would squirm and try to get her off (it never worked. Clover is stubborn, if anything).
At Grandpa Tostada’s farm, they had a bunch of barn cats. At least four. Taako liked them much better than he liked Clover (though he had grown fond of her a bit). He named the cats Taako Jr, FootFace, Beans, and Killer. Taako Jr was aloof and didn’t like to be pet much. FootFace had fleas. Beans was the laziest cat you had ever seen. Killer liked cuddling and rubbing his face against your leg.
I think at some point, when they were young, Lup tried to carry a frog around in her pack. It didn’t turn out well, but the frog was named Rye and they were Taako and Lup’s third sibling.
But I think all of this eventually adds up, you know? On the Starblaster, they got Fisher, but they didn’t really do much. Fisher was just sorta... there. And after the “Lucretia used them to erase our memories and now no one can find where they went” thing, it was kind of a dead-end for pet care.
Taako and Kravitz adopt some cats (one very fluffy one, one furless one, a ghost one, and a skeletal one. “But Taako!” Kravitz says, after bring home several cats-gone-wrong, “I couldn’t just leave it there!” Now they have every addition.)
Barry’s allergic to dogs and cats (don’t worry, Taako’s fluffy cat doesn’t shed. They’re pretty sure it’s cursed). They end up getting a bearded lizard named Barry Blepjeans. It’s hard to tell which Barry anyone is referring to, but it’s worth it.
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horridquotes · 3 years
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"Hey footface."
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simonkicks · 3 years
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Some #headkicks #facekicks to BOB after classes. It’s fun hitting faces hard and fast. Not having to hold back because of brains inside of those faces. Sigh. . . . #facekick #takewondo #footkick #martialarts #kicklife #kickchallenge #bobkick #powerfulkick #footface #facefoot #kickface #sidekick #roundkick #hookkick #karate #karatekick https://www.instagram.com/p/CPMrdR_pI0d/?utm_medium=tumblr
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sebastianshaw · 3 years
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Growing your hair long doesnt hide the fact your hairline is seceeding from your face you big dumb fat stupid Von Pelt-looking Washington kinnie fanboy greasy footface huffity son of a roadkill raccoon sewn together with dirty diapers and wet pads you dont even feel shame thats a human emotion and youre like a snowman made of the gunk that hardens in sewers LOL you will never even know who this is like LOLOLOL byeeeeee
". . . did you just call me fat?"
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fratboykate · 7 years
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People are like legit pissed. Even the ga is commenting on how stupid this shit is. He's leaving to go talk to a walker and she's begging him to stay as if she's known him for years and ppl aren't buying it. They're also thinking the birth control talk was foreshadowing which would be the dumbest thing they've ever done.
OH OH get this, she just had another scene guess what it was?? Sneaking back in after fucking foot face m, telling her mom she likes him and he's important to them, and her mom telling here there's birth control in the cabinet...
Amazing parenting Madison. A+. If Alicia gets knocked up burn that shit to the ground. That would be the worst writing ever. 
Why couldn't fear give someone who is her age? Like it would have still been boring af. But at least it wouldn't have been straight up gross. These white old show runners love shoving underage girls with grown ass men in positions of power. Statutory rape everywhere. But yeah the gays are the problem
Lmao I’m honestly so done with straight white people writing TV. I am. 
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