mood board

texting <3

Why are you not supposed to show your face online?

-?

personal safety. i forget exactly what they said in the online safety classes they made you (me) take in elementary school, but its for the same reason you're not supposed to share your full name (or any name at all! make up a name and stick with it, or hey, its the internet, lie about your name and your age and say you're a math major from connecticut named matt, or something! i ain't gonna stop you! have fun with it!) and address and social security number. so people can't track you down and kidnap you or other horrible things.

In general its just like. don't share information someone could use to identify you online, because people are weird and some of them are shitty and if you say something and they don't like it, and if they can find you or identify you then thats not good!

I know Leon definitely still has a flip phone 😭 and you like making fun of him for it. Whenever you send him nudes or whatever, he squints his eyes :P and has to jerk off to a pixely pussy - 🫀

he listens to nickelback that’s why he will never see a pussy that isn’t pixelated 💔

the decline in sexiness of technology i think can be attributed to tech not being used as tools but as a way of life

Every day I grow closer to throwing my phone into the river and when I do I won’t fucking regret it

Hannah i am sending this from a flip phone so i have very limited emoji just pretend there's a cow here - Melli

So I don't know what you would call Peppi Längström in english. I'm not even sure that that's how you spell it in swedish. But anyways, I was a huge Peppi fan growing up, except that I probably had one singular storybook, and never watched any of the movies. The only source of Peppi content I had, was playing the video game over and over on this old ass computer that was at our grandparent's place. Like it was so old that the the depth of the screen was probably longer than six year old me's arm. I played that game on repeat along with this one Moomin game. I was truly a gamer before I even knew that there were thinner computer screens.

when half of your smartphone screen doesn't work

Connie after training with Pearl: mother was MOTHERING today, damn

Steven: she "mothers" every day Connie! We all think of you as part of the family :D

Connie trying to explain centuries of Internet culture to him without telling him that Pearl is kind of a milf:

I realize this is a pretty lukewarm take on the 'fuck modern tech' site but god I fucking hate two-factor authentication. ok cool so after I intentionally set up barriers for myself to stop being on my phone specifically when I'm trying to get work done in order to get said work done I have to go get my phone? and go into its little notifications? and inevitably spend an hour distracted because of The Way My Brain Works (and the way it has been fucking trained to work by those notifications)? when I tried to fucking get around this problem and work with the tendencies I know I have??? cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! great!!!!!!!!!!

anyways this is why i only use old (2000s) tech

...is the phone thing meant to be cute...?

just deleted every social media app off my phone