#flavia control ur husband | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

hiddentrails7 · 3 years

Text

Chrom: Alright, we’re done decorating the Christmas tree. Stahl, would you mind putting the angel on top?

Stahl: Oh, sure *Throws Donnel on top of the tree*

Henry: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Robin: Henry, no.

Lon'qu: Mistle-FOE.

Robin: Please don’t encourage him.

Chrom: You know what they say, you have to kiss under the mistletoe.

Robin:

Robin: Chrom, that's a lettuce leaf.

Basilio, dressed as santa claus: Alright children, time for a vibe check!

Basilio: Your vibes are absolutely DISGUSTING kid. *Goes to yeet the child, Flavia and Olivia running to stop him*

Robin: Chrom, can you hang the lights?

Chrom: Why?

Robin: You know why!

Chrom: Yes, but I want to hear you say it.

Robin:

Chrom:

Robin, glaring: I’m too short.

Ricken: I hate you with every inch of my body.

Gangrel: Well, that's not a lot of inches.

Stahl: You believe me?

Lon'qu: Stahl, you're one of the few good people on this planet. I'd believe cartoon birds helped you get ready this morning.

Frederick: Quick, Robin ’s coming, everyone pretend that you’re gardening. Chrom, grab that little hoe

Chrom: *Picks up Tharja*

Gaius: So, I'm going to grab a healthy breakfast.

Frederick: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?

Gaius: Breakfast burrito, but yeah.

Frederick: I pity your dentist.

Gaius: Joke's on you, I don't have a dentist.

Robin: I panic when people compliment me.

Robin: I never know what to say.

Frederick: Great job at practice today Robin!

Robin, panicking: MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Inigo: What’s that story where they bring the monster to life and then have to destroy it?

Brady: Frankenstein?

Owain: Frosty the Snowman.

Owain: Now it’s time for some witty back-and-forth banter! You go first!

Brady: *Enraged screaming*

Owain: Okay, look, I’m not sure where to go with that.

Gaius: *Walks in the living room* hey guys, watcha watching?

Libra: Cake boss

Gaius: THERE’S A BOSS OF CAKE!?!? *Grabs a Brave sword and starts to leave*

Libra: Where you going?

Gaius: Gotta de-throne a motherfucker.

Robin: What are you, 5?!

Vaike: Yeah, 5 heads taller then you.

Robin:

Vaike:

Vaike: Please don't kill me.

Henry: *Covers Ricken's eyes from behind*

Henry: Guess who!

Henry: He’s sweet, adorable, and he’s gonna get really mad if you get it wrong.

Chrom: *Carries all of the groceries in his arms*

Robin: *Reaches out to grab a couple of groceries*

Chrom: *Switches all of the groceries to one arm to hold Robin's hand*

Robin: That’s not what I...okay.

Henry: I'M SCARED OF ELEVATORS

Henry: Buuuttt I don't wanna walk 4 floors down.

Henry: I'm gonna jump lmao

Henry: P A R K O U R

Ricken: NO WTF-

Cherche: I don't know where everyone ended up last night, but is everyone alive and not in jail?

Gerome: Alive.

Cherche: And not in jail?

Gerome: *Read 7:21am*

Cherche: GEROME-

Inigo: He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice!

Henry: He’s gonna find out who’s on thin fucking ice!

Both, in unison: 🎶Santa Claus is calling you outtt!🎶

Owain: Who decided to call it 'emotional baggage' and not 'griefcase'?

Morgan: He's onto something.

Brady: *Deep sigh*

Laurent: My body is betraying me.

Gerome: No, you're exhausted.

Gerome: That happens to people when they keep throwing themselves into danger and refuse to sleep.

Laurent: Well, I highly dislike it.

Gerome: You just need to rest. Close your eyes and--

*Laurent closes his eyes*

Lucina, who just came in: Oh my god. Is he dead?

Frederick: Can I see you? Now.

Gaius, slipping on a camo jacket: You can try.

Gaius: Welcome to the Shepards! Please leave your sanity and common sense at the door.

Laurent: Won’t I need those?

Gaius: Not anymore.

Stahl, skipping stones with Lon'qu: Wow, it's such a beautiful evening.

Lon'qu, under his breath: Take that you fucking lake.

Flavia, answering her phone: Lon'qu? I’m on my way back-

Lon'qu: Aliens are attacking the house.

Flavia: What-

Lon'qu: Oh good, Basilio found the chainsaw, nevermind.

Flavia: WAIT, LON'QU, DON’T HANG UP.

Chrom: This time, we fight Grima using our superpowers.

Chrom: Our two brain cells.

Chrom: Robin. Frederick. It's your time to shine.

Donnel: Be careful marchin' today. It's ass-eating season

Stahl:

Stahl: Donny, do you know what "ass-eating season" means?

Donnel: Yeah, there's ice and snow, so it's all slippery out there. You could fall and eat ass.

Stahl: Who taught you that?

Donnel: Henry..?

Gaius, calling Miriel:

Miriel: Hello?

Gaius: I love you.

Miriel: What did you do.

#fire emblem awakening incorrect quotes #fire emblem awakening #fire emblem #incorrect quotes #chrobin #lon is totally basilios son shhh #stahl x lon'qu #gaius x miriel #donnel and stahl are such good friends stfu #flavia control ur husband #henry!inigo #i dont like tharja dont @ me

96 notes · View notes