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🎂 Born on this day 07/03/1958: The GOAT, REDHEAD GODDESS, AVN and XRCO Hall of Fame Lisa De Leeuw. Lisa made us all fall in love from the first moment with her performance in '800 Fantasy Lane' (1978). The rest is legend. We wish you a happy birthday wherever you are. 🌹
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Galladrabbles - Prompt: Spoiled
Hello, beautiful people!
Here is my entry for the weekly @galladrabbles for @very-sleepy-head prompt: Spoiled!
I took advantage from last Noel’s interview/Q&A with fans and I just say that I warned y’all that this would happen :’D
This could also be a part1 of future installments, cause why not?
Enjoy!
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He couldn’t admit it back in the Southside, but Mickey always knew he was a cat daddy.
So, when the huge orange tabby started harassing him until he allowed him in his apartment, he happily let him in.
“Alright, Firecrotch, here’s your tuna,” Mickey scratches the cat’s head. “You are a big, spoiled fella ain’t ya?”
Firecrotch purrs back and gets to his back paws to reach Mickey’s chin and rubs it with his head.
“Oh, you really like me huh?”
Mickey could swear Firecrotch grinned at that.
“Guess I’ll keep ya.”
Firecrotch meows mischievously.
His plan worked just fine.
#galladrabbles#100 words#my writing#yep#this is because of noel saying that mickey would have an orange tabby called firecrotch#i mean that totally was an assist huh#or a prompt ahaha#from noel yeah#firecrotch#cat!ian AU#shapeshifter!ian#firecrotch!AU
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Thank you @sleepyfacetoughguy & @ms-moonlight-inn for mentioning Baz in the tags, I think Bazooka is very happy to welcome Firecrotch. Ian and Mickey are very worried to introduce them, but they get on immediately. And they are BFFs! @sluttymickey - please feel free to share your thoughts on Baz & Firecrotch the ginger tabby cat! 💖
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#SummerSweatyTitSyndrome #SweatyTits #FireCrotch #SweatyBalls #SweatyTitsAndAss #IHateSummer #IHateTheHeat #Fuck 🤬 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 https://www.instagram.com/p/ChXj2ygpk0k6Eyfb6liFS4EtaQifCDGIrABUbo0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
#summersweatytitsyndrome#sweatytits#firecrotch#sweatyballs#sweatytitsandass#ihatesummer#ihatetheheat#fuck
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What's one really odd fact about your partners?
*youve triggered my trap card, ill always ramble about my partners. lets see...
Lucky's blood is made of hot ink, its black and can catch shit on fire. yes you can write with it, but the ink will burn through paper. if you turn the lights out it glows with stars which is kind of neat
Vi's soul makes ticking noises like a clock, which is pretty fitting considering his magic is time related, but im still not sure why it always produces kids in pairs of two. it cant be a g!sans thing right?
Genji is only an upper head attached to a cyborg body. i dont think its odd at all but to most people apparently it is. those people are cowards. its pretty great when he stays with me since a heavy majority of our citizens are some level of cybernetic, no one even notices him
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ian gallagher x fire
shameless (8x12) // oscar wilde // shameless (4x12) // unknown // shameless (5x10) // original script for shameless (5x12) // mitski // shameless (6x03) // penny reid (?)
#bonus: ‘firecrotch!’#shameless#webweave#ian gallagher#oscar wilde#mitski#8x12#4x12#5x10#5x12#6x03#web weaving#fire#flames
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Alexander Skarsgård – Bonus Video via sarabarron1000000 Ig 20 Jun ’23 (x) from Firecrotch and Normcore Succession Podcast 28 May ’23 (x) – Thanks Skarsjoy (x)
#alexander skarsgård#alexander skarsgard#ajss13#bonus video#sarabarron1000000 ig#https://www.instagram.com/p/CttK_PUsG3c/#firecrotch and normcore succession podcast#https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/finale-weekend-bonus-episode-gojo-or-go-home-its-alexander/id1589742577/#thanks skarsjoy#https://skarsjoy.tumblr.com/post/720646596915757056/#succession#gojo or go home#firecrotch and normcore#scnivw#ajss gifs#i love him your honour
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Jesse Armstrong talking about Mencken and why they left the election open-ended
#i love how the first part kinda implied that justin just gives eerie vibes haha#especially after firecrotch and normcore#justin kirk#jeryd mencken#video
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Galladrabbles - Prompt: Fresh
Hello, beautiful people!
Here’s part 3 of the shapeshifter!Ian Firecrotch!AU for the weekly @galladrabbles and @juliakayyy prompt: Fresh :)
Part1 and Part2
Enjoyyyyyyyyy
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Mickey’s attempts to hook up with randos failed miserably since Firecrotch is his regular guest.
After the last guy had to run from his apartment with fresh cuts on his hands and arms, Mickey understands that his fucks cannot happen at home.
He grabs his phone from the counter -and he could swear that Firecrotch was reading that open conversation, but then again, this bratty cat is driving him mad recently.
“You are lucky you are cute, Red,” Mickey chuckles, while leaving.
As soon as the door closes, Firecrotch is out of the window with a precise location in mind.
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Can’t stop thinking about Noel’s answer about Mickey and Ian getting an orange tabby called Firecrotch. So here’s how I imagine it happens….
They go to a shelter to adopt a cat and they are both really excited, they’ve been talking about it a lot - arguing over who it’s gonna love more “it’s gonna see your giant-ass hands and run away” “or maybe it’ll be scared by you’re freakishly small ones”, what they’re gonna name it, what it’ll be like owning a cat etc etc.
Anyway, there’s lots of options at the shelter but they take their time - looking at each cat, reading about their different personalities and needs. The last cat they look at has been there awhile. He’s a shorthair orange tabby and he’s a bit older than they were thinking - maybe 5 or 6 and he’s shy. His name is “Andy” and the staff at the shelter say no one’s been interested in him the whole time he’s been here and that he was a stray before.
Without even having to discuss it much, they ask if they can spend some time with him - so they do and he’s shy at first but once they both sit on the floor, he comes over and rubs up against them. He lets them stroke him and he purrs a bit before walking off. They like him immediately. The adoption process is fairly straightforward and within a few days, they’re bringing him home to their apartment.
But….the name “Andy” sucks and neither of them really want to call him that. There are many, many discussions about names and they are struggling to agree on anything. But then Mickey jokingly calls him ‘Firecrotch’ and Ian rolls his eyes but then Mickey keeps doing it, much to Ian’s dismay, arguing that the cat likes being called that as he cuddles him close. Ian resists, goes back to calling him ‘Andy’ but he never responds. Ever. “What if he escapes, Mickey? You really want to stand outside calling for ‘Firecrotch’? People will think you’re calling for me!” Mickey finds this hilarious. “I can’t help it, man, he’s responding to the name now!”
Ian decides to try one more time “Andy?” *shakes treats* “Andy” *makes kissy noises*
Eventually…Ian gives in….
“Come here….” Heavy sigh “Firecrotch” and the cat happily trots over.
#gallavich#mickey milkovich#ian gallagher#ian x mickey#headcanon#firecrotch the ginger cat#calli talks#ficlets#ficlet
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