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Harvey telling the farmer it's their time for the annual check up before knowing them for a year is always funny to me. But the fact I keep drawing Asmodeus♡ with a big mouth and fangs made me read the dialogue more like "that's scary, please stop" rather than "okay onto the next part".
Anyway, I have never drawn Harvey before so please enjoy my attempt. (gives him a lil gray. as a treat. to me. the gray is for me.)
#stardew valley#farmer asmodeus♡#sdv harvey#i need to actually use the wiki for heart events and go on a spree lmao#im actually p high up on hearts for ... a lot of people ? but have seen so few heart events for em#cause im too busy doing fishing requests or the bonkers hey i need 100 amaranth on the fall request board thing#where its bigger tasks#cause hoo boy that took way too much of my time and i didnt really get to socialize much with the town except for randomly in passing#and so the relationships kinda halted progress mid to late fall#BUT ITS FINE GUYS#I finished fall ! and on fall 28 im proud to announce#asmo is no a good level 10 fisher#and i would like to say that its really funny that my last request was for a salmon on fall 28#and im like dude requesting this you better be glad i have confidence in getting this in one day#since it was willy i was just sitting outta the shop fishing and then realized wait a second#i have about 7000g and an iridium rod is 7500g#so i caught the salmon and a few more to boost me up to 7500g and as soon as i go in to buy the rod#i look at my level and oh nice its now level 10#happy level 10 have a new rod as a treat i guess asmo.... you have 131g now have fun
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Spent a week in game smashing and blowing up rocks to get 1000 for a "big request" from Robin. The next day she wants "30 fresh rocks" and Asmo has MORALS and DIGNITY and LINES HE WILL NOT HAVE CROSSED. So he opts to grab the new "big request" from Demetrius for 20 lake fish in a week. (he catches them in less than a day)
Asmodeus♡ really do be out here ready to burn the town to the ground at a moment's notice...
#stardew valley#sdv robin#farmer asmodeus♡#i think asmo really do just be totin' lord around with him in his shirt constantly#you dont have to hear asmo coming but you can hear the steady purr of a cat which is basically the same outcome#asmo is in relationship limbo since two or three are stuck in need of ANY SEASON BUT WINTER and alas its still winter
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The "problem" with drawing for 4hours on stream is I have more than one thing to post. So here's another thing.
Asmodeus♡ might not WANT to be town fisher but at this rate how dare they still disrespect his catches. Even if you don't like fish how DARE you be rude to his work.
#stardew valley#farmer asmodeus♡#asmo just a funny lil guy ! he just ! complains to Lord at night as every human with a cat does (or should do)#Lord has no input on the matter because now he just wants to eat fish#brain too hungry to meow
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Asmo letting Lord give Shane lil kissies like he deserves.
(I got really lazy but it was supposed to be them just sitting on the ground and there were gonna be chickens but. I'm too tired for all that)
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Asmodeus♡ is my new farmer and his farm is literally named "The Damned" and he's super stupid and signed up to farm and commit murder in the mines. He somehow is a fisherman. He's not happy about it. Also, the heart is truly in his name. That's him, your honor. Asmodeus♡.
(it's even funnier when that's how it shows up in the pause menu, the heart outline. and yet. when people address him. it's Asmodeus♥ with a pink filled heart. Everyone looks like they're down bad for him while telling him to go away.)
#stardew valley#sdv haley#farmer asmodeus♡#rest in peace dude youre an idiot who somehow is doing very poorly in life except your fishing level#follow up to the haley comic was supposed to be her and emily talking and emily bringing up how weird it was to have to say#the town crops mostly come from The Damned Farm and haley just whatst ???#and so emily explains that's what he named his farm and haley just#well i guess with the whole town needing therapy why not get one more for the therapy pile
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Anyway, uh. Asmodeus♡ has a cat named Lord. And while there is no black cat option, there should be. So as a doodler, Lord is a lil black cat that hides in Asmodeus♡'s large shirt collar.
From Spring 26 to like. Summer 8?? There were five fishing requests. Nothing else was asked for. No one wants crops or ore. No one wants me to murder slimes. They ONLY want fish. I'm convinced it's because I didn't name my farmer after a fish (as my other farmers are Salmon, Trout, and Koi) and therefore the game demands fish vibes.
#farmer asmodeus♡#stardew valley#i always feel weird tagging farming games with my farmer and no other characters but like.#it is sdv related fanart i guess ???#asmo is miserable thanks for asking
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Not pictured is Asmo compaining about not being able to afford a chicken coop while in the saloon and then deciding "may as well buy this man a pizza" and then handing Shane a pizza on his birthday (accidentally. I didn't even remember it was his bday).
And that's how Shane decided "ok I've known this man for 24 days and he has given me two pizzas. I /guess/ I can give him a dance at the flower festival". Which. Hey, why don't frontal refs exist of the male outfits at the flower festival (to my knowledge). Take weird bright blue jackets I guess???
Fun fact ft Asmodeus♡ file being a messed up wild trip down heart event lane! So far, Shane is at 8 hearts. I have viewed the events in this order: 4, 2, 7 (part two, where he's filming the vid), 6, 7, then 8. I think it describes them perfectly to be completely out of order and messing up and also very fond of each other anyway.
#stardew valley#farmer asmodeus♡#also i think its very poetic that shane is so far the only non spite leveled romance for asmo#sdv shane#like i wanna romance everyone with asmo since i normally dont get outta tunnel vision with my farmers#but the absolutely brutal rng of this file and the fact i named him after a demon ?#asmo 100% wants to make the entire town adore him and grovel at his feet because hes a petty loser#and if he has to be town fisher hes gonna make them suffer for it like hes suffering himself#theres not enough time in a day to actually draw all of the fishing horrors ive gone through with asmo#its not even fall and hes fishing level 8
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You know what. Since I really can't spend my entire life drawing every fishing misfortune for Asmodeus♡ I think I'll tell you all some key points. To truly emphasize what I mean with bad RNG.
In Spring, 2 days in a row were raining. I fished nearly all of both days and failed to get a catfish. The next day I was able to buy a catfish from the traveling salesperson (for 1000g). Two days after buying the catfish for the community center, Linus sent me a letter saying thanks for being nice.... and gave me a catfish. Thanks.
Out of the requests I have had for fishing, I have to emphasize the fact Maru's request was honestly so aggressive it made me debate doing it. But. I had to. For the affection and money.
That is the most aggressive fish needing I have ever seen.
Spring 18 (one of the rainy days) I got a dinosaur egg from a treasure chest while fishing. I had no coop at the time. I still don't have a big coop. I cannot hatch the dino egg I caught in the rain over a month ago. It's just chilling in a storage chest in my house.
I had about a week without requests, figured I would just get fishing when they came back, and opted to upgrade my pick axe in the mean time. So, while fishing while the pick axe is upgrading, I figured MAY AS WELL EAT MY THREE CAVE CARROTS since what else am I spending stamina on.
The pick axe is completed! I see a new request! Sebastian wants a cave carrot. I'm going to commit murder. So I go to the mines and spend forever in there, barely getting home before I pass out in game. The next day I'm on my way BACK to the mines to do my best to get a cave carrot for Sebastian and pause in front of Pierre's.... because there's a new request. I know it. I know what it is. I look and yup! "I need a largemouth bass". I sigh and accept it for the next day. I fail the cave carrot quest which further plummets me into Town Fisher status. And after Sebastian's request expired, while I had Clint's active for the largemouth bass, Willy posts a request for "need to keep the fishing scene alive! please catch two largemouth bass". Both large mouth bass obtained + one handed over to Clint...
I sold a lot of fish to Willy over the course of the file and Elliott has since informed me that the anchovy he bought "had a unique taste. not sure where you got it." SIR FROM THE WATERS BY YOUR SHACK. SQUARE UP BUDDY.
(Harvey and Penny have also commented on my mediocre fish they bought from Willy. As if this is my fault they go for the low quality and NOT the iridium fish I've sold to him. Like this is MY FARMER'S FAULT that they don't know how to buy quality fish.)
It's not even fall yet and Asmo is fishing level 8. Still no big coop or barn but there has been a house upgrade recently. And Asmo bought a fish pond for his farm because may as well own up to being the town fisherman (he hates it here, he wants Pelican Town to adore him and it's now his life goal to make them all love him out of petty spite).
It's honestly been the funniest bad RNG I have ever experienced.
The one game file I make without a fish-named farmer. And this is what happens. Designated town fisher.
"Surely you don't HAVE to do all the fishing requests. You know this right?" Yeah but how else am I gonna make the town need my dumbass farmer if they don't need anything but fish! How will I make the town actually appreciate his talents if the only talent he has is fishing!
Also somehow I still don't have any rings on Asmo. Like I usually get a glow ring or something while going down the mines but I am at level 30 and there have been zero rings obtained. I think I have to actually go do the night fishing bundle to get a glow ring WHICH IS HILARIOUSLY .... fishing. This is truly the only logical solution for the file so I shoulda seen it coming. Gotta wait for Fall though in order to complete that bundle.
#moe talks a lot#not art#to delete later fosho#just so you guys know what exactly is going on in this dumb file#its really funny to me and also asmo hates it here he wants to go back to being a corporate shill
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