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bippot · 8 months

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Summary: How many times does Vigilante need to get injured before Harcourt finally gives in and hires a medic to help out with the squad's injuries? Far too many times, that's how many.

When it's uncovered that a fancy hotel is linked to, not only what's left of the legion of butterflies, but also a string of weird deaths and missing persons reports, the only two for the job are lovesick Adrian and the newbie.

Tags: Canon-Typical ViolenceGun Violence, Blood and Injury, Undercover as a Couple, Fluff, Idiots in Love. Fake/Pretend Relationship, Summer Vacation, Butterflies, Alien Invasion, Stitches

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Previous Chapter: No More Velvet

The Harcourt-L/N family were badasses. Their father was a stern military man who taught his daughters everything they needed to protect themselves from the dangers of the world around them. It was a family tradition to go to the shooting range every birthday and the girls were placed in taekwondo classes as soon as they could walk.

Their mothers, however, were very different. Emilia's mother had been a Russian Olympic gymnast back in the day and had envisioned her daughter would follow in that same path. Whether Emilia wanted that or not, she wasn't concerned with. Y/N's mother had been a nurse that had patched up Ol' Daddy Harcourt after a bar fight he had gotten into, and since he was no longer married to Emilia's mother, the pair hit it off from there.

Emilia didn't like the new addition to her family at first. Little Y/N was born and immediately stole all the attention away from little Emilia. But, Y/N grew on her, and it wasn't long before the girl found herself getting used to having a younger sister around. It became a very common sight to find the young blonde with a toddler on her lap and a book in her hands, reading whatever book about mermaids or unicorns or fairies that was picked on that day.

Y/N wasn't as withdrawn as the rest of Emilia's family. Her father barely cracked a smile in that gruff old man type of way. And her mother seemed to only remember she had a daughter when it came to her gymnastics training and competitions. When she won was the only time she was awarded with any sort of affection from the woman who had birthed her. But from her sister, all Emilia needed to do was breathe and Y/N would try attacking her with love.

So why Harcourt ever decided to go into espionage was beyond her. In that line of work, it's best to detach from everyone who knows you.

At first, Emilia didn't do that. After Y/N finished high school, Emilia was dragging her down the same path she'd been down.The Department of Extranormal Operations had employed them both once upon a time. But, after a mission gone wrong, Y/N was taking an extended leave of absence that eventually ended with her moving across the country and attempting to be a 'normal' person, where she remained until a month and a half ago.

There was a moment when the squad were driving to the airport where Emilia looked across at her sister and felt an indescribable urge to call everything off. Obviously that wouldn't happen no matter how hard she argued. Waller would just rearrange the flight and ensure that everyone did their jobs, no matter if she had to imprison Emilia to do so.

"Don't put that in your mouth." Y/N lowered Adrian's hand away from his mouth, pushing the custard cream looking shampoo bar that he was supposed to be packing into his bag away from his gob.

'This fucking idiot was the one who is protecting my Y/N?' Emilia thought. If she disliked him before, she would certainly loathe him if anything happened to her baby sister during this mission. She was putting a lot of faith into a guy that just tried to eat soap.

Before the newlyweds departed, Emilia pretended she was adding something into Adrian's backpack and subtly threatened in his ear, "If she's hurt in any way, I'll hunt you down and rip your prostate out of your mouth."

"But the prostate is in the butt?"

"Exactly. That's how fucking far my fist is going to punch into your goofy looking face."

Adrian took a step back and hid behind Y/N as they said their goodbyes, his eyes avoiding Harcourt and her hateful gaze. Emilia was pretty sure she could feel his heartbeat pick up through the floor, and that brought a little smug smile onto her face. She loved being intimidating.

As the sisters embraced each other tightly, Emilia whispered, "Try and avoid a repeat of last time, okay?"

"I think I learnt my lesson."

"Good. Now go and make contact as soon as it's safe."

"Yes, mother."

With that, it was time to separate and for the mission to truly begin. All the prep work that could be done had been done and it was go time.

Soon, the newlyweds were going through security and with the help of one of John's tried and tested gadgets - one that he had jokingly called The Metal Muffler and never came up with a serious name, bounced back any electromagnetic field emitted by a scanner before it could bounce off the metal and sound the alarms - they passed through without trouble despite their bags each holding a pistol and very illegal to fly with gear.

"How long do we have to wait?" Adrian whined, his foot bouncing impatiently against the floor in annoying patterns. His eyes darted between Y/N and all of the other passengers that were also sitting around and awaiting the moment they could get on the plane, where they'd be sat for even more time until they finally touched down in Dubai.

Patience had never been a virtue that Vigilante possessed. Everyone knew that. He'd be fine once they got onto the plane and watched one or two in-flight movies, but it seemed as if there were some delays on the airport side of things and the pair would have to stay idle for a few hours more than expected.

"You're lucky that I managed to get John to slip something into my bag when Emilia wasn't looking."

Y/N lifted her Chanel XXL carry-on handbag onto her lap and opened the flap so he could see inside. He grinned as he recognized what he was seeing and reached in to grab her Nintendo Switch that he often used whenever he came to her hotel room.

His fingers were immediately pressing the on button and he was wiggling in his seat with excitement to start playing. As the game loaded, Y/N rested her head against the hand nearest to him and attempted to get some well earned shut eye but she was distracted by the screen and how effortlessly good he was at Breath of the Wild.

"Do you want a go? We could have a game of Smash?" he offered, already engrossed in the game and, honestly, he was hoping she'd say no.

"It's okay. I'll just watch you play."

After a few minutes Y/N shifted and let her temple press against his shoulder and closed her eyes. Adrian sighed quietly as he played, enjoying the feeling of Y/N's body against his and wrapped his arm around her so she could tuck her head more comfortably against his collarbone. This new position impeded his game a little, but that was nothing a bit of awkward stretching couldn't fix.

From the outside, they looked as if they were a perfectly normal couple, which was beneficial as another couple were clearly going to the same place. A man dressed in a pristine suit was in the process of yelling at one of the workers as his wife stood beside him with a smug sneer and a 'The Monarch Hotel' branded Caprese-esque tote bag precariously perched on her elbow.

Despite her eyes being closed, Y/N hadn't drifted off. There was too much hustle and bustle and people chatting just a smidge too loud - especially the guy yelling - for her to actually be able to sleep. Instead, she relaxed and quietly chuckled to herself at the occasional grunt and curse whenever Adrian accidentally messed up. He was trying to focus on the game so he could keep his emotions under control but he couldn't seem to stop looking at her.

It came to the point where he placed the Switch in his lap for a second and just gazed at her, completely unaware that she was awake. Link got murdered during the break he was taking to survey her face, but he didn't care. And since he thought she was asleep, he pressed a gentle kiss to her hair and jumped out of his skin when her sleepy smile widened. He quickly grabbed the controller again and pretended that he hadn't done such a thing.

Eventually, they were allowed to board. The pair hauled themselves all the way to first class to sit their asses down into a way too comfortable lazy-boy looking chairs that had a plastic barrier in between that could be lifted up if they wanted to talk without their eyeline obscured. Each cubicle had a privacy panel above that was pulled into place at the first opportunity Y/N had. It was as if they were in their own little bubble. A comfortable bubble that came with a television set, a mini fridge stocked to full with snacks under a desk, which seemed a little redundant when the hostesses brought out a food menu to pick from.

"What the fuck is gravadlax?" Adrian whispered as he scanned all the fancy meals he saw listed on display.

He didn't know what half of this shit was. It was all posh person gibberish.

"It's like a Nordic version of smoked salmon."

"Oh." He wasn't a fan of fish. The texture was downright disgusting to him. "What are you getting?"

"The togarashi marinated halloumi poke bowl with sushi rice sounds good to me."

"Would I like that?"

Shrugging, she settled back into her chair and rested her head against the soft leather headrest, mumbling, "There's a tray of Buttermilk chicken sliders, you'd definitely like those." That sounded a lot better.

In a matter of moments, the stewardess approached the pair and took their orders with a pleasant smile. They both ordered and squabbled a little when it came down to picking a movie to watch but they eventually managed to agree on Renfield (2023). All in all, the flight was cushy and, quite frankly, inspired some sense of false belief that this mission would be an easy one. It would be one with lavish add-ons, but also need patience and a certain amount of subtle diligence to pull it off successfully.

They relaxed, they slept, they ate, they watched a movie, and then they arrived in Dubai. And when the car and chauffeur the hotel had sent arrived to pick the pair up in a limousine, they'd almost forgotten that they weren't on holiday. They were just two pals on vacation.

That was until they walked through the huge glass double gold brimmed doors and were greeted by a middle aged man with a bouffant, a permanent smile and a salmon suit as declared, "Welcome. Welcome to the Monarch Hotel. Judging by the fact that I don't recognise your faces, you must be Marty and Sidney Bardot?"

"That's us," Y/N smiled and wrapped her hand around Adrian's bicep.

"Splendid! Here at the hotel, we are very selective about our clients," the man leaned in closer to whisper, "To let you in on a little secret, we've only taken on one other couple this season and that was supposed to be it. But when you were inquiring about your honeymoon, well, we couldn't say no now. Could we?"

Y/N let out a huff of a chuckle from her nose.

"Tell me, how was your wedding?" The host smiled widely, clearly happy to give the two lovebirds the opportunity to gush about their romantic experience.

Adrian realised at that moment that he was yet to make a sound. He knew he'd never be able to keep up a shy and reserved front for this entire time, so he opted to speak up. "I cried my eyes out the entire day, but like, in a manly 'oh, I get to spend my entire life with this babe' kind of way."

The host laughed and clapped his hands together. "Yes, yes, very manly." He turned away from them to gesture towards the hallway, and as the pair followed him he explained, "We've got your suite ready and raring to go. I'll have our bellhop take your suitcases inside, and I know it's early and you're ready to catch up on some sleep, but I'd be more than happy to show you around the place." Y/N nodded. "If you'll follow me please, Mr Bardot, Mrs Bardot."

As they trailed after him through the lobby, Adrian gave Y/N a quick nudge in the side and way too exaggeratedly nodded towards a security camera located in a corner. She fake giggled as if he'd whispered something scandalous to her and leaned in to quietly urge, "You gotta be more subtle than that, babe."

'Babe.' How dare that word roll off her tongue and come out as naturally as it did. How dare that small gesture turn into a whole bunch of butterflies swarming his stomach as a result of it. How dare his brain start to freak out over just one silly little word. He shouldn't be this affected over something as simple and innocuous as that.

Yet, here he was with a coy smile on his lips and a light blush colouring his cheeks, unable to stop himself from staring at her longingly as she spoke to the man who was leading them through the hotel, seemingly oblivious to the effect her words had.

Although the host - who they found out called himself 'Sparrow' - was incredibly enthusiastic, the tour was fairly uneventful. The hotel was large, spacious and extravagant. Everything about it screamed that it was meant to be filled to the brim with the richest people on the planet. From its marble floors and chandeliers to its towering windows that overlooked the beautiful beach, the place reeked of money.

Every single room, even the janitor's closet that they happened to walk past as the janitor walked out of, they all were bigger than Adrian's apartment back home. Every single door was ornate. Every inch of the walls were covered in art that must've cost thousands of dollars per piece. It was a museum of wealth. It was a palace. But most of all, it was a sanctuary. Throughout the hotel, familiar iconography was dotted around. A painting here and there. A bust sitting precariously on an ornate coffee table. Wings engraved into a column. They were surrounded by images of butterflies.

In any other situation, that would've been pleasant. But they knew better.

When they finally got to their room, it was around the time that the other guests were waking up for the day. As the duo got halfway into their room door frame, the couple in the room next to them walked straight up to them. "You must be the new arrivals!" An overly cheery man with blonde hair grinned at the pair with wide sparkling grey eyes while his equally chipper partner who looked just as cheerful and chirpy. "I'm Steve!" The man extended his hand and waited for them to shake before introducing his friend. "This is my wife, Sam."

Y/N plastered a fake smile on her face. "Hiya!" And that's all it took before they were bombarded by hugs. Adrian didn't move an inch and Y/N let out a surprised, "Oh," as she awkwardly patted Sam's back. "Uh, nice to meet you!" She exclaimed as she was released.

Adrian just kept nodding along as if he hadn't fully dissociated the moment a stranger crowded his senses. His brain was going at a million miles per hour as he attempted to process everything. Obviously, Y/N noticed as his hand began to twitch, his fingers flicking around, searching for anything to latch onto but coming up empty handed.

But he wasn't empty handed for long since Y/N slipped her hand into his. If not to comfort him - which was her main objective - but to hide any body language that would point to them being anything less than welcoming. "I'm Sidney and this is my husband - wow, it still sounds too good to be true, doesn't it?" Adrian was still nodding along. "This is Marty, my main squeeze," Y/N declared with a chuckle.

Her response brought a wide smile to their faces. "Ahhh, that explains why we haven't seen you around before, you're the honeymoon couple, yeah? We didn't mean to intrude. You're probably jetlagged and want to relax, yeah?"

Steve's question prompted Adrian to nod again with a weak smile. "Yep," was all he could manage without letting out an unmanly whimper.

Thankfully, the couple seemed to finally understand that the new arrivals were in need of some alone time and didn't push things. Instead, the pair waved as they left, departing with a way too loud, "Well, we'll leave you two to settle in. You'll be at the mixer this evening, right?"

Both Y/N and Adrian nodded, still smiling at the couple and waving as they stepped away from the door and closed it shut behind them. They breathed in deeply and allowed the smiles to drop away from their lips as soon as the coast was clear.

Abruptly, Adrian swiped his hand away from her grip and took a step backwards, rubbing his head and looking as though he wanted to crawl under the duvet and hide. "Sorry," he muttered, "Just, uh... I've... I don't know them and they, uh, they just... made me really uncomfortable when they... when they - "

"It's okay. Why don't we sit down, huh? I think we both could do with a few moments of silence."

He stared at her quizzically but nodded and agreed to join her on the bed. She lay down first, folded her arms underneath her head and stared upwards. Adrian, however, was entirely focused on the slow steady rise and fall of her chest and tried to match his breathing to hers.

After a few minutes of quiet, she turned onto her side so that she could catch his gaze. "So..." She mused, "You wanna start getting ready for bed or are you planning on staring at me forever?" She raised an eyebrow, but there was no bite to her words. Just warmth and amusement.

The corners of his lips curled up into a faint grin. "Which one would you prefer, Mrs Bardot?"

"Go get ready for bed, Mr Bardot."

All of their luggage had been neatly placed in front of the wardrobes and their bags on their dresser next to an extravagant gift basket. Y/N hoisted her suitcase onto the bed and casually began searching through it for one of Auggie's devices that had been hidden in a secret compartment that had been built into the bottom of the bag.

When she found the device she was looking for, she grabbed it and turned the device on. The screen flickered to life, displaying several dots on a little map with one of them suspiciously close to their current location. Since the device looked like a smartphone, Y/N pretended as if she was texting as she zoomed in to evaluate whether that ping was a microphone or camera in the room with them.

"You almost done, baby?" Y/N called out in her sweetest voice. She heard Adrian shuffle over to where she was standing, confusion evident on his face that didn't dissipate when she wrapped her arms around his shoulders. Her smile remained plastered on her face as he returned the embrace.

"What are you doing?" He questioned, his lips brushing the hair right by her ear.

"There's a camera in the gift basket."

To ensure he didn't clearly react, she guided his lips to hers so that his face would be blocked from the view of the camera. It was a slow, soft press of lips against lips and yet it felt like fireworks went off in Adrian's chest. He melted into the kiss instantly. It was warm and sweet and gentle, like a soft summer breeze that was blowing gently against his skin and making goosebumps appear on his arms because of how pleasant and calming and soothing it felt. It didn't matter that it was for show. It was just a nice thing to experience.

"Ready to take a nap?"

"Uh huh."

"I'm just going to do my skincare and I'll be back, okay?" She kissed his cheek and then planted another lingering kiss on the top of his forehead before she pulled herself away from him completely and shuffled into the bathroom.

Once she'd checked that there wasn't any surveillance in the bathroom, Y/N was quick to catch the squad up on everything and sent along the IP and device information she'd gathered to John so he could swap the current feed with his fancy schmancy motion captured artificially animated footage.

Unknown: Take a while to override yours without affecting any of the others. Keep it up for two.

Adrian had gotten under the blanket and was waiting for the moment Y/N came back into the room. He felt a little awkward sitting on camera in just his underwear and had scrambled beneath the covers as soon as he could. Even though he understood that this whole ordeal was necessary, he couldn't help but feel a small wave of uneasiness wash over him when it was put on a spotlight.

As she reentered the room, Adrian was able to relax somewhat. She wore a tank top and panties with pink polka dots and a pair of white socks that came halfway up her calf. He admired the sight silently as he lay there, his eyes never once leaving her, until she crawled her way across the bed and onto his lap, giving him a wink that let him know to go along with what she was doing.

"How you feelin', big guy? Tired?"

"Way too tired."

"Too tired?" Y/N dragged her pointer finger down his chest, down his abs to the waistband of his underwear and gave him a seductive look that had him shivering involuntarily. "It is our honeymoon, afterall."

He groaned as his hands slid up her thighs to rest on her hips as he leaned forward slightly, desperately wanting to give in cause that would be awesome, right? He's in paradise and gets to get it on with the woman he's falling in love with? That's fucking sick! But no, he has a job to do, a mission to think about, and it doesn't need to be complicated so soon.

"I know, but..." His eyes trailed down to her mouth for a split second before he snapped his head back up and cleared his throat nervously. He looked up at her with the biggest puppy eyes as if she'd hung the stars, the moon and the sun for him and begged her to leave it at that. He was an impulsive fella so it would be easy to forget the mission and just get lost in each other, as they often did back in Evergreen.

"When we wake up?"

"When we wake up," he repeated with a shy small smile gracing his lips.

With the horny newlywed act done, Y/N slid off him and sunk into the duvet beside him. As she cuddled herself into his side, he wrapped his arm around her waist, pulling her impossibly closer to him.

"Should be safe when we wake," she reassured, her voice just audible enough for his ears. "You want me to play with your hair until you fall asleep?"

"Yeah, yeah please," he murmured softly as he buried his nose into her neck, inhaling deeply as she slowly started stroking his curls with her fingers. Y/N could feel every inch of him relaxing under her touch, his body leaning further into hers with each passing stroke, his breathing slowly starting to even out. Soon enough, she too fell into blissful unconsciousness with an arm tightly wound around her waist.

They'd woken up embracing a few times now, and this one was definitely the sweetest. In their sleep, Y/N had turned to face away from him and he simply wrapped himself around her like a snake around its prey. His chest pressed flush to her back and his arms wrapped around her possessively and securely, his hand clasped in hers. One of his ankles hooked around her calf as if he was trying to keep her firmly glued to him. Since they were so intertwined, however, any movement or change of position threatened to disturb their slumber. So when he stirred, she did too.

"This is cosy."

Her voice was hoarse and sleepy and barely above a whisper and so devastatingly sexy that Adrian wanted to melt into a puddle of mush on the spot. His heart thumped wildly and all rational thought had disappeared from his brain at the sound. It wasn't until she craned her head back to look at him and giggled at his absurd bedhead and dopey expression that he realised he must have been making some sort of pathetic noise to get her attention.

"I've slept better since I met you."

"I'm glad I have such a positive effect on your sleep schedule," she said in mock seriousness, a playful smile playing around her lips. A chuckle escaped Adrian's lips as he shifted and nuzzled his face deeper into the curve of her neck and shoulder.

It didn't escape her notice when his fingers began to trace circles against the soft skin of her stomach. They were warm, calloused and rough, but still somehow so incredibly gentle. She closed her eyes as goosebumps formed along her body at his actions and it took every ounce of willpower she had not to shudder. She was being selfish. She knew this but she didn't care; she just wanted to enjoy the moment for what it was. She wanted to savour it.

"We gotta wake up and head to lunch, don't we?" Adrian asked with his head still nestled against her collarbone.

"Yup."

"Can we stay like this for a few more minutes? I don't want to move just yet."

"Yup."

After those fateful few minutes passed, Y/N lifted herself out of his grip and slipped off the bed. Adrian watched from beneath hooded eyelids as she stood up and stretched her limbs before walking towards the suitcase to pick out something to wear while he sat there, staring at her as if she was some sort of mythical creature.

Maybe she was a nymph. Or an elf. Or a pixie. Or even a succubus. Who knows really? All he knew was that he found it extremely hard to tear his gaze away from her and whenever she was in the same room as him, his eyes always seemed to trail after her. It was like a magnet and he had to physically force himself to turn his head and focus elsewhere again.

This whole situation was ridiculous. Why was he acting like a lovesick teenage boy with a crush? He was the ruthless Vigilante. The man who killed people like flies. And his focus should be on their mission and nothing else.

Yet, here he was, sitting on the edge of his bed, looking so damn adorable with the duvet covering his lap as he sat back on his hands that it made Y/N giggle to herself when she glanced back at him. She retreated into the bathroom to get changed and check if the signal had been rerouted with a coy smile.

And she'd expected him to have moved when she returned. But no. He had lay back down and was smiling at the ceiling with his arms under his head as if the very idea of getting up was impossible.

"Outta bed."

"Nope."

"I'll bribe you. What do you want?" She offered playfully as she walked over to his side of the bed and knelt on the part of the mattress by his arm. "It's how I used to get 'problem' students to get to eat their lunch."

That got his attention. With a quick jerk, he sat up tall, his nose bumping into hers, and pulled her close, wrapping both arms around her waist. All this fake affection was like a drug. And there was no doubt in Adrian's mind that he was a Y/N addict. He had been for a while, but he was getting his fix more frequently these days.

"I would like a hug."

"I can do that."

Without hesitation, Y/N brought her arms around him and rested them on the small of his back, letting one of her legs dangle off the end of the bed. She allowed him to hold her for about three seconds before then he started tickling her sides causing her to burst out in a batch of giggles, squirming away from him in a feeble attempt to get away from his attack. He was grinning like a Cheshire cat the entire time as he continued to torment her until, finally, she managed to wriggle away from him and roll backwards onto the floor.

"That was a smart trick, Mr Bardot."

"Why thank you, ma'am!"

"Now get ready!"

"Will do, ma'am!" he hollered as he grabbed his clothes from the bag and ran to do as she said.

The pair eventually left their hotel room and ventured into the dining hall, which was as grand as the rest of the place, and from the moment they stepped in, it was obvious why their mission had been accelerated.

Sitting at the table nearest one of the enormous windows was the Queen Caroline of Markovia. They had been sent undercover to prevent an alien taking over the ruler of a European country that is well documented as having the most meta humans per capita.

Their little holiday had just got far more serious.

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seasonschange32 · 3 months

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I'm trying to watch Athena P lore videos because god are they entertaining and so funny. But here's some shows/movies I would love a lore deep dive on and why:

Inspector gadget reboot - the 'romance' between penny and Talon was so confusing yet endearing. Also, loving how chief Quimby just Disguises himself just to give gadget a misson

Total drama - not only was it a huge fan of gross out humor and has our overlord chris mclain, it literally introduced me to the ' bad boy x good girl' trope before ripping it out and taking a character ( who was literally perfect with another) and forcing them together due to aesthetics.

Transformers: robots in Disguise ( 2015) or Transformers prime - two shows that have fanbases debating ( seriously), each saying why each respective show is better. But other than that, both are fine for what they are and gave me two crushes that I hold dearly.

Mia and me - a fairy show that's not only animated but live action? With the main character having an ability to talk to unicorns? And with one of her bullies DISCOVERING HER SECRET LIFE??

Ben and hollies little kingdom - super wholesome and I love how the humans coinside with the fairies

Max and ruby - there's a tiktoker who made a whole series on why ruby was annoying. Need I say more?

Trollhunters and the spin off 3below - honestly from what I remember, I loved the stakes of the show and how cool the Armour the main character had. Regarding the spin off, loving how the bully I think was into the alien girl

Max steel ( not the 2000s one. sorry) - Max having to come up with the most unbelievable excuses as to why he has to go is cliche but also kind of funny? And the fact that the company Max's dad works for has lore as well is kind of interesting

Dino squad - I actually remembered this show through a cringe compilation of all things and had to add it. From the theme song, to the plotines, to the fact that I had a crush on Laruzo even though he was obviously queer coded ( his Dino form was cool though)

Jem and the holograms - the I am a giant song from the misfits lives in my head rent free. Also, jem practicing trying to reveal to that one guy only from him to yell at her is funny to me

Lolirock - same with jem as revolution is iconic as well as the villians. Plus, why is was eventually taken off

The tinker bell movies - forgot I was supposed to mention movies as well ( sorry). But I love them and how the fairies each have their own abilities ( as well as different kinds). From pirate fairies to winter fairies, it's really cool.

Barbie: a fashion fairytale - I love all barbie movies equally but this...this just takes the cake. What other movie will you see ken making a child cry, fairies with attitude, rotting dresses, and a roller skating aunt?

Zoom (2015) - the trailer showing a scene of the main character and her character arguing is honestly what made me want to watch it ( I haven't but I'm planning on it)

Super hero squad - kid me was laughing my butt off when falcon married his bird. So...

The little prince movie - I didn't even read the book but when I saw that the old man had died, I was emotionally devastated, especially after listening to all his stories which inspired the main character to go find the prince UGHHH

The book of life - is it cliche? Yes. Is it like coco? Yes. Do I like that in the end, the main boy has to sing a guitar version of creep to calm down a bull? Absolutely yes!

Epic - josh hutcherson, beyonce, Amanda Seyfried, Johnny knoxville, an enemies to lovers storyline, a snail, a royal guard having a love for the queen, the enemies being bugs, and ANDD a nerdy dad. That's it.

Rise of the guardians - I absolutely love it followed jack and his arc of being seen and when he finally is, the kid and him are just so excited! Also, the fact that a lot of people are simping for the Easter bunny is a testament to how many people will call anyone sexy.

Daniel spellbound - wanted to add this because there's an awesome creator ( cough cough @bonkalore) who's made an amazing au out of this show and I wanted to see what you thought of it and your theories

Bonus options ( just random one's I think could fit): the rainbow fairies series, Lego friends, the complicated life of Claudia Christina Cortez, sonic underground, drama or sisters ( but any book by rainia would be great), Junie b Jones, stoked, barney, goddess girls, glitter force ( that's what I remember it as), invisible sister, a monster in Paris, Maya and miguel, and Martha)

If you want anymore, let me know!

#nostalgic #Athena P #youtube #childhood #this took a lot of time because i have a really bad memory lol #girlblogging #remebering #rise of the guardians #epic 2013 movie #total drama #lolirock #transformers #max steel #tinkerbell #tv shows

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rottencoreflesh101 · 1 year

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Mythical creature/Monster AU

with my bestie since he gon help me up >:) tho its just for funs and giggles since there’s no story yet, just fun character designs. Suggestions are also very welcomed!

Hashiras

Tomioka Giyuu: Lung dragon dracotaur

Kyojuro Rengoku: Horned owl harpy

Obanai Iguro: Gorgon or a naga

Mitsuri Kanroji: Unicorn faun

Shinobu Kocho: Moth fairy/woman

Tengen Uzui: N/A but we thinking about a weretiger

Muichiro Tokito: N/A

Sanemi Shinazugawa: AF angel of anger

Gyomei Himejima: N/A but we thinking of a bear hybrid.

Kamaboko squad

Tanjiro Kamado: Phoenix harpy

Inosuke Hashibira: Troll boar or boar faun

Zenitsu Kamado: N/A but we thinking of a ligthing lung dragon.

Kanao Tsuyura: Fairy

Genya Shinazugawa: Dragon Demon

Other

Kokushibo: Centipede type of creature for now for horror value.

Douma: Kelpie centaur

Akaza: N/A

Daki: Spider (Jorogumo)

Gyutaro: starvation monster

Sabito: River Kitsune

Kanae Kocho: Fairy queen

#rot monster au

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fantomcomics · 1 year

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What’s Out This Week? 12/7

You trying to tell me these 3 hens speak French??

It’s Only Teenage Wasteland #1 (of 4) - Curt Pires & Jacoby Salcedo

When his parents go out of town for the weekend, Mexican-American high schooler Javi decides to throw a party-one that'll launch him and his buds into popularity! Or at least get them noticed by some girls. But when things take a turn for the worse, Javi and his friends are thrust into a situation and future they could have never possibly prepared for. For fans of The Nice House on the Lake and What's the Furthest Place From Here? or other comics with really long titles and cool high concepts.

Radiant Pink #1 (of 5) - Meghan Camarena, Melissa Flores & Emma Kubert

Life is good for Eva. Ever since teleporting superhero RADIANT PINK (her secret alter ego) started guesting on her streams, her view count has skyrocketed-and fame and fortune are surely close behind. But when a charity appearance is interrupted by a squad of mercenaries hunting for the Radiant that powers her, Eva will find herself very far out of her comfort zone.

All Against All #1 (of 5) - Alex Paknadel & Caspar Wijngaard

In All Against All, it is the distant future. Earth is long gone, but a race of alien conquerors knows as "the Operators" have preserved its most savage animals in an artificial jungle environment they barely understand.

With no bodies of their own, the Operators move from world to world, harvesting bodies for the organic exosuits they use to wage their endless wars. Ignored and underestimated by his captors is the habitat's sole human specimen, Helpless. However, when their efforts to find and harvest an apex predator intensify, he gives them far more than they bargained for.

Hexware #1 (of 6) - Tim Seeley & Zulema Lavina

Why sell your soul...when you can buy a new one?

In a corporate-ruled world where class inequality is greater than ever, a desperate, lonely populace is drawn to neo-spiritualism and hedge magic. When their teenage daughter is murdered, the Marks family is left asking the gods what they did to deserve this. But their android maid, Which-Where, has a different approach. Perhaps if she asked the devil...

Know Your Station #1 (of 5) - Sarah Gailey & Liana Kangas

The wealthiest people in the solar system abandoned the Earth for a private sanctuary in space, leaving the rest of us to die amidst cataclysmic climate change. But the 1% won't be safe for long...A murderer is on the loose, specifically targeting the super-rich. Soon Elise, an employee of the billionaire's space station, is wrapped up in a deadly investigation, with each issue featuring a new, diabolically different kill!

Quested #1 - Michael Calero, Thomas Parson, Kit Wallis & Kim Jacinto

Quested fuses the attitude of Hellboy and the fantasy-adventure spirit of Legend of Zelda as it follows the questing misadventures of pawn shop owner and morally ambiguous hero-for-hire, Jinx, through a world filled with lizard henchmen, dungeon-bosses, and unicorn burgers! "Episode 1: Faux Highness" When a plan to take advantage of a desperate king trying to protect his daughter goes wrong, Jinx and his two accomplices (I mean guild members!) find themselves actually having to save the princess.

Dahlia In The Dark #1 (of 6) - Joe Corallo & Andrea Milana

A washed up hitman, Donny Dahlia, takes one last job transporting a package cross country in the hopes of seeing his estranged daughter again. Little does he know this job is going to get him caught in the middle of a war between the fairy realms that could determine the fate of humankind. Dahlia in the Dark is a fast-paced, action, fantasy thriller about family and hidden truths.

Rainbow Days GN Vol 1 - Minami Mizuno

These four friends couldn't be more different: Natsuki Hashiba, a dreamer who longs for love, Tomoya Matsunaga, a self-centered playboy, Keiichi Katakura, a winsome guy with a hidden saucy streak, and Tsuyoshi Naoe, a socially awkward nerd who loves anime, manga, and games. Together their high school days are as vibrant as rainbows!

Gargoyles #1 - Greg Weisman, George Kambadais & David Nakayama

One thousand years ago, superstition and the sword ruled. It was a time of darkness. It was a world of fear. It was THE AGE OF GARGOYLES. Stone by day, Warriors by night, they were betrayed by the humans they had sworn to protect...frozen in stone by a magic spell for a thousand years. Now, here in Manhattan, the spell is broken, and they live again! They are Defenders of the Night! THEY ARE GARGOYLES!

Series creator GREG WEISMAN and illustrator GEORGE KAMBADAIS reintroduce the Manhattan Clan, a family of Gargoyles at full strength, though modern New York City is full of attractions and distractions, and each member of the clan has begun to go their own way. But their bonds will be tested, when nefarious factions from all across the world attempt to steal that rarest, most precious of possessions...an unhatched Gargoyle egg!

Yakuza Fiancé GN Vol 1 - Asuka Konishi

Yoshino grew up as the yakuza princess of the Osaka Somei crime family. Everyone left her alone due to her sharp gaze and mobster ties. But when her grandfather signs a truce with the Tokyo-based Miyama crime family, she's offered for betrothal to the Miyama leader's grandson, Kirishima. At first, Kirishima seems amiable and polite-but when he shows his dark side, he proves to be more disturbing than any gangster Yoshino has ever met. This engagement is sure to be a wild ride for a tough yakuza princess and her twisted yakuza prince!

Whatcha picking up this week, Fantomites?

#What's Out This Week?#WOTW #comics #comic #comic books #comic book #manga #Yakuza FIance #Gargoyles #Rainbow Days #Dahlia In The Dark #Quested #Know Your Station #Hexware #All Against All #Radiant Pink #It's Only Teenage Wasteland

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ahorseofeverycolor · 2 years

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Have you heard of Zuru five surprise unicorn squad/fariry unicorn squad? If so, what are your thoughts on them? I’ve started collecting a few myself and they’re actually pretty decent by surprise toy standards.

I had not heard of it! But now...I've looked it up to see what it's all about. Zuru is really interesting as a brand, because of its quite low price point but then apparent quality. I had seen plenty of the Zuru Sparkle Girlz unicorns at Walmart (they're unpackaged, and just have a tag on the collar to buy them at about 2 or 3 dollars each) and then more recently the larger ones with movable legs appearing at Big Lots. I guess they're technically 'pony fakies' at their little size, but they're CLEARLY better quality than any of the G4 (late) and G5 stuff. They have 4 rows of hair for the mane, plus bangs, plus a 'rim' of hair around the face to give them a dolly hairline. The hair is also nylon that feels quality, not that crunchy, stiff, cheap-as-possible junk Hasbro's been using and then charging like 4x more for recently on everything. How is Zuru doing it? Great colors, obviously tons of 'characters', big toys and like...ultra-low pricing? As for the 5 Surprise, I'm not surprised at all that they are quality and variety. They've gone from 'ugly fake barbie doll in a cone' to a real contender with their variety of fairies and unicorns that they are actually putting effort into. Movable limbs, brushable hair, accessories, and special paint for 'surprise-bag' toys is good, however they seem to run about 10 dollars each which is high for something you don't know what you'll get. Opinion time: I probably won't get these, as they're not quite 'pony like' enough with their forward facing eyes (better than G5 but still) and the noses look like a tube on a balloon. It's too separate from the face/maybe going for that 'puppy dog' look. It makes an ok toy that is fine to like, but it is not a type that I will like enough to collect. If they molded the 5Surprise like the medium ones, I might be tempted. Their Zuru regular ones seem to go for a bit of the G2 look (good for fans of that) with taller heads, but their nose/mouth is unified with the head as it would be on a horse, which has more appeal (to me). If I find any Zuru anything at thrift of yard sale, it would likely appear as a TTT here though. (Thank you for letting me know about these!)

#zuru #unicorns #surprise bag #5 surprise #ponies

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wodogle · 10 days

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Sparkle and Shine: Top Birthday Themes for Girls

Birthdays are special occasions, especially for little girls who eagerly anticipate their big day with boundless excitement. Planning the perfect celebration requires attention to detail, and selecting the right theme sets the stage for a memorable experience. Whether your daughter dreams of being a princess, an explorer, or a superhero, there's a Birthday Themes for Girls to match her imagination. Here are some enchanting ideas to inspire your next birthday bash for your little princess.

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Magical Unicorn Wonderland: Enter a realm of whimsy and wonder with a magical unicorn-themed birthday bash. Decorate with pastel colors, rainbow streamers, and plenty of glitter. Set up a unicorn grooming station where guests can decorate plush unicorns with stickers and ribbons. Activities can include a unicorn scavenger hunt or pin the horn on the unicorn game. Serve unicorn-inspired treats like cotton candy clouds and rainbow cupcakes.

Superhero Squad: Empower your daughter and her friends with a superhero-themed birthday extravaganza. Decorate with bold colors, comic book posters, and action-packed props. Set up a superhero training camp with obstacle courses and agility challenges. Activities could include creating personalized superhero masks or capes. Serve up heroic snacks like power-packed fruit skewers and themed cupcakes with edible logos.

Fairy Tale Tea Party: Transport your guests to a magical realm with a fairy tale tea party. Set up an elegant tea station with floral teapots, dainty cups, and an assortment of teas. Encourage guests to dress up as their favorite fairy tale characters like Cinderella or Snow White. Activities could include storytelling sessions or a mini etiquette class. Serve tea sandwiches, scones, and petit fours fit for royalty.

Glamorous Hollywood Gala: Roll out the red carpet for a glamorous Birthday Themes for Boys bash. Decorate with starry accents, gold balloons, and a DIY photo booth with Hollywood props. Set up a fashion runway where guests can strut their stuff in glamorous attire. Activities could include a movie trivia game or a dance-off to classic movie soundtracks. Serve up movie theater-inspired snacks like popcorn, nachos, and soda.

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borup65chappell · 3 months

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ramon-balaguer · 3 months

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herbgardenguide · 4 months

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From Basic B to Herbal Bae: Our Quest for a Magical Plant Pharmacy

Yo plant fam! Amelia & Noah here, ditching the store-bought stress pills and anxiety meds for a more ~natural~ vibe. We're talking chamomile-infused chill and lavender-laced relaxation, all grown in our very own medicinal herb garden.

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ridiasfangirlings · 3 years

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What pokemon make up Fushimi's fairy team and how does each one get along with the main members of Scepter 4?

Ah, my favorite pokemon AU XD Imagine in this AU all of Scepter 4 have mostly ice and water pokemon and everyone assumes that Fushimi's the same, or maybe he has like some steel or dark types mixed in to go with his knives and his scary side. So there's definitely a lot of surprise when Fushimi becomes third in command and the Special Forces squad show up for their first day to find Fushimi's Sylveon patrolling the office and shredding any paperwork that Fushimi considers inadequate. Doumyouji probably can't resist a 'aw, Fushimi-san's pokemon is so cute!' and Fushimi doesn't even look up as he's like 'Sylveon, use Bite.' From that point on everyone is very respectful towards Sylveon because it only looks sweet and innocent.

For the rest of his team, everyone is probably a little afraid of Mimikyu except for Munakata who inexplicably dotes on it the same way he does Fushimi (also imagine Munakata's pokemon doting on it too, like they can sense Mimikyu joined Fushimi due to a mutual loneliness and both need affection and care). Awashima adores Fushimi's Galarian Rapidash because she's always secretly been one of those girls who loves unicorns. Everyone else has learned to their dismay that Fushimi's Rapidash also has an ornery personality and will not hesitate to trample anyone who teases it but when Awashima shows up it's just nuzzling her and waving its tail and Fushimi has no idea how Lieutenant charmed his evil sparkle horse so easily. Meanwhile Fushimi's Hatterene has taken a liking to Gotou and Hidaka's room which is not good for Hidaka's heart, like he'll be trying to sleep and suddenly Gotou's statues literally seem to be watching him...and blinking...and moving... (requesting that Fushimi-san please keep Hatterene in the pokeball at night just gets Hidaka a tongue click and an irritated 'maybe she has a crush on you,' this is not the type of crush Hidaka wanted from Fushimi). Fushimi does however try to keep Jigglypuff in its pokeball because somehow Munakata has convinced it to assist in keeping Fushimi's sleep schedule regular and that's just cheating, using his own pokemon against him.

#Fushimi Saruhiko #Talking K #I like the idea of Fushimi's pokemon team being all pink and girly and cute #and also a bunch of feral killers who terrify the rest of the squad #(except Awashima who has somehow tamed all of them and Munakata who just finds them intriguing)#oh wait I miscounted he should have one more...#Alcremie stays in its pokeball mostly after that time Akiyama saw it and started drooling a little #it just looks so tasty and cake-like okay he didn't mean to #pokemon au

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uwuwriting · 4 years

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Momo, Mina, Jirou and Uraraka with a soft, affectionate girlfriend

So there wasn’t only one request for my girls here, there were like five so imma just improvise with the summary here, Basically how the girls would be like with an affectionate and cute/soft girlfriend. Ya know my bi ass has had a crush on Mina since day 1 and Momo can like step on me. I haven’t written anything for our girl squad like ever and that should be a crime. Love ya. 💖💖💖

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warnings: fluff

Momo Yaoyorozu

-Soft girl herself.

-Although she is a straight up dom, her soft girly and flustered side comes out while you two spend time together.

-She loves your clothes, will literally have a stroke if she sees you in a soft baby pink outfits.

-You look extra cute and soft and fluffy and oh so kissable.

-Your bubbly personality scares her insecurities away.

-Like if she starts doubting herself while you’re around you mind go into killer mode and roundhouse her ass for talking bad about herself.

-She is really impressed by your emotional switch.

-I mean she physically sees you being all lovey dovey with her and your friends, the sweetest brightest ray of sunshine that has ever graced this earth and the moment Mineta opens his mouth to say some shit your aura changes.

-You can almost see the darkness that surrounds you while the grape talks.

-A savage.

-Although you are a really feminine individual no one should dare underestimate you.

-She becomes an extra proud girlfriend when she sees you kick some Bakugou ass because he called you a girly extra.

-Low key scared of your berserk mode but she loves you.

-Soft dates.

-She knows you love colorful flowers and you are generally really closely connected with nature so dates to the park or to the cherry blossoms during spring are necessary.

-Her family loves you.

-They welcomed you with open arms the very first time you stepped in their home as Momo’s friend.

-Her mom could see how much her daughter liked you and she shipped it.

-Her and Mina are your number 1 stans.

-Expect to be spoiled to death.

-You glance at a dress while you two are out on a date?

-Its in your closet the very next day.

-You bake for her and she falls even deeper in love with you.

-She’s weak for your cakes and more often than not she will sneak some into her room.

-Your cuddling powers are out of this world.

-She will come to your dorm after a long day and just lose herself in your embrace.

-She only sleeps in your room if you ask her to stay the night.

-Despite how tired she may be she will pick herself up and drag her feet to her room.

-All in all a wholesome relationship.

-Soft babiesss

Mina Ashido

-Ah yes my wife.

-I’m a freaking simp for her.

-Crack heads.

-Periodt.

-She loves your soft girly aesthetic and even tries to copy your style so you could be matching girlfriends.

-The pink becomes too much though so she settles for different colors.

-You propose white and pale green.

-She takes your advice and goes out the very same day for shopping.

-Dragging you, Jirou, Sero and Denki along.

-Your friend group is fed up with how clingy she could be.

-Like legit she will hang from your arm constantly and will whine if you have to leave her behind because reasons.

-Bakugou is this close ( -><-) to blasting her into the next dimension.

-She is a scaredy cat and jumps at the smallest sound.

-You take that in your advantage and take up the rule as the knight in shining armor.

-Movie nights are usually horror nights for the two of you and you always puff up your chest in an attempt to appear tough.

-The pink accessories kinda ruin it though.

-She finds it funny how you talk about beating someone’s ass while you are wearing a unicorn onesie.

-She has a matching one though so sh isn’t one to talk.

-Just like Momo she is scarred of your berserk mode.

-Not scarred for her life but for the rest of the class.

-And god forbid Mineta says something about her.

-She can see the raging flames growing around you as he continues to go on about how hot it must be to be sandwiched between you two.

-She has to hold you back from bashing his face in.

-Although if he pushes it too much she lets you go and mayhem ensues.

-She really enjoys your cooking.

-Always present when you are baking for two reasons.

- A) to eat some of the batter because its delicious.

- B) to tease you and make a mess.

-She tried cooking along side you once but it was a disaster.

-Her excuse was that you were too pretty so you distracted her.

-She used salt instead of sugar.

- “They’re both white baby!!”

- “So is cocaine you dummy.”

- “We have cocaine?”

-Face palm.

-She won’t leave your room if you begin to cuddle.

-Begin is a strong word considering she won’t allow you to let her go.

-So continue suits this situation more.

-She doesn’t care how you two cuddle as long as she has you in her arms or vice versa.

-Wrapping her arms around your waist while you study, placing you in her lap while she games with Sero, laying you on top of her so you can fall asleep after a long day or simply holding your hand.

-She just wants to feel close to you.

-The closer the better.

-Says I love you at least three times a day.

-I want my Mina!!!!

Jirou Kyouka

-Music girlfriends.

-She has a whole song dedicated to you.

-She even sang it during the UA festival.

-You are really into lofi music and really soft, fluffy songs so she makes you a playlist with her favorite lofi songs.

-She loves when you hum along with her.

-She knows you have a good voice but since you don’t feel comfortable singing she doesn’t push it.

-Stands there and sways along with the rhythm.

-Swears that when you do sing you become an angel on earth.

-Blinding brightness.

-Finds it funny how your aesthetics collide.

-There you are the softy pink fairy full of flowers and sunshine.

-And next to you stands Jirou, her dark clothes making a big contrast to your baby pink skirt.

-You adore the difference and make it your mission to dress as brightly as possible making the difference stand out even more.

-You make her bentos like daily.

-Really appreciates it.

-She doesn’t have to wait for lunch.

-Plus your cooking is wow.

-She doesn’t really like shopping but will come with you if you want her to.

-Any time spent with you is enough for her.

-She spends most of her time at the guitar store lol.

-You bought her a new guitar for her birthday and you made her cry.

-It had her initials on it too.

-You walk to class together every morning and go back to the dorms holding hands.

-Says a sweet little I love you when you part ways for your training.

-Scared for her life when you get mad.

-That sinister smile that spreads across your face when you hear Mineta say something about her boobs is the scariest sight in the whole world.

-Screw Shigaraki.

-You can be the new master of evil with that smile.

-You are not violent though so she doesn’t have to hold you back... physically.

-Your words can be true venom.

-She has to clam you down before you make Mineta cry.

-Could kill for your cuddles.

-Doesn’t like to admit it but she really loves being the little spoon and would just nudge you without speaking.

-You of course get the message and hug your girl.

-She is surprised by how strong you are.

-You can lift her while she clinges to your front or back like she weighs nothing.

-Walks around with Jirou wrapped around your torso like a koala.

-She loves it, you love it everyone else finds it kinda weird when they spot you but who cares?

-Spends the night in your dorm regularly.

-She doesn’t even ask she just falls asleep in your bed, taking all the space and making you squeeze between the wall and her.

-Lovely little sweethearts.

Uraraka Ochako

-Um you are being soft together.

-Soft girlfriends™.

-You share clothes all the time since your aesthetics kinda match.

-You two can be demons if provoked.

-A third party has to intervene if someone insults you and you go into protective mode.

-You both get that dark look in your eyes as you stare down at Mineta.

-Really she’ll just through him up into the sky and you’ll use your quirk to send him to America.

-Deku and Iida protect the class from you.

-In general though, when you aren’t being feral beasts sworn to protect the innocent, you are two little angels.

-Your soft aesthetic completes her perfectly and your caring nature goes hand in hand with her mom-friend tendencies.

-Caring girlfriends.

-You babysit Deku together and take care of him when he starts breaking...everything.

-She really likes training with you.

-She finds it fun and oh so attractive when you are coming at her.

-May have a small kink right there.

-Power play maybe......

-Cooking.Dates!!!!!

-She likes to cook so when she found out that you are amazing in the kitchen she was hooked.

-You might spend hours and hours just baking sweets and then passing them around the dorms.

-Like Momo she only stays the night if you ask her or mention having a sleepover.

-Otherwise she will gather her stuff and go back to her room.

-Cuddles cuddles cuddles.

-You are obsessed.

-She is so soft to the touch and you fall asleep instantly.

-She loves it when you fall asleep on her.

-You’re like her wittle baby.

-Holding hands is a must wherever you are.

-Walking to class? linked pinkies.

-Out on a date? Intertwined fingers.

-Hanging out in the common room watching a movie with the rest of the class? Linked elbows.

-Chilling in your dorm? An arm around her shoulder.

-Really touchy in general.

-Not too touchy though because she respects the others around you.

-Plus you are friends with Iida.

-He will push you apart if he sees you remotely kissing her cheek.

-Class 1-A’s favorite couple.

-So freaking cute omggggg.

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cyberneticlagomorph · 3 years

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Dumb crverse things:

The divine Hatsune Miku hivemind demands your worship

Threshecutioners are grim reaper hit squads

Harpy milk

Unicorns are attracted to menstrual blood and nobody knows why

Dragons won't talk to us because we ate them

Is that a forest god or a wereperson?

Energy water

Genetically Modified Pets

Is that an island, a sleeping dragon, or a sleeping rock troll

Trolls (aliens) vs trolls (rocks)

The joker can hear you talking shit across country

Nobody talks to humans because they keep eating fairies

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY HAUNTED PIZZERIAS??

Magical girls are osha compliant

Fairies go feral for bread and milk and nobody knows why

It's 2121 and everyone magical still has swords for some reason

#ooc #ask to tag

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frecklefaceb · 3 years

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Suicide Squad Bake Off

Genre: Fan Fiction (Suicide Squad) Parings: George “Digger” Harkness Warnings: Language Rating: General Audience Disclaimer: This a strict work of fiction, I own nothing except the original characters and the plot line.

*This was an idea from forever ago based on my obsession with GBBO and pondering how the Squad would do in the competition. Poor @clublulu333 has been waiting patiently, forever. I’m sorry its taken awhile to post anything. I hope those still lingering in the fandom enjoy it. Lots of love.*

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The idea came to Harley after a mission. The squad had been stranded, a crazy storm had kept the helicopter grounded, and they weren't able to return to Belle Reve. Flag found them the last room in a cheap motel, and luckily it was a suite with a large king bed and a sitting room, complete with two sofas that converted to sleepers. In order to keep the peace, Flag had seized control of the t.v. and settled on a baking competition show. Several of the members groaned with the selection, but soon they were all equally wrapped up in the surprising intensity of the show. Who knew baking could be so enthralling?

The next day, Harley immediately requested they do their own bake off as a reward for their good work, and Waller obliged, procuring all the items needed for the contest. A large tent and outdoor kitchens were constructed in the prison yard, causing some disdain from a few members, as naturally no one had been informed why their outdoor time had been temporarily suspended. The big reveal caused a myriad of reactions from the team.

"Alright, listen up!" Flag bellows over squeals and groans. "Waller was so kind to accommodate Harley's request on behalf of the entire squad. So, like it or not, we all get to have our own bake off."

Deadshot clicks his tongue while sending the obliviously happy woman a glare, "Man! I didn't even like the show that much."

Harley grins as her hands caress the surface of the stations, "Oh, come on! It's gonna be fun!"

"Nah," Killer Croc chimes in and Digger laughs.

"We'll be competing in two challenges. Myself and Katana will judge with the help of CO Griggs," Colonel Flag smirks as Griggs looks around to the other guards in confusion.

"Sir, please don't make me eat anything they make."

Flags brow raises, "Nervous?"

He scoffs, "Me? No. I'm just gluten intolerant."

"Right. Cause the Oreos I watched you stuff in your face earlier were gluten free," Flag challenges, and a few of the other guards snicker.

"I don't mean to interrupt this little party, but I don't cook," Deadshot folds his arms.

Flag's eyes narrow, "You're kind of a prima donna. Do you know that?"

"Don't get it twisted. I didn't say anything about it being beneath me or that it was a woman's place to be in the kitchen," Deadshot defends, taking an easy jab at Boomerang, who was often vocal about a woman's place was in the kitchen or on her knees.

"I stand by me words," Digger chimes in with a grin.

"Ya unicorn is a REAL lucky gal," Harley jests.

“The only woman to tolerate him is one he’s paid for,” El Diablo adds, and the group chuckles.

“Least I ain’t charring them like we’re at a barbeque,” Boomerang bites with a puffed out chest, strutting towards El Diablo, but Flag quickly steps between the two.

“Enough,” he flatly orders. “You two can take stations in opposite corners, Floyd you can be a judge with Katana and Griggs, I find baking relaxing so I’ll take your spot, and the others fill in.”

“That’s cute. Do you have your own embroidered apron and shit?”

“No but I’ve got a gun and you don’t, so I suggest you parade yourself over there,” Flags threat wiping the smile from Deadshot’s face. Rick glances over to the idling Squad members, “Grab your aprons and get into place. We don’t have all day.”

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"Times up!" Griggs shouts over the clanking of dishes and counters.

"Stop touching your stuff!" Harley snarls at Digger. He licks his fingers with a gold toothed grin, ignoring the dirty looks from the others.

"We'll bring you up individually, and you can tell us about whatever abomination you've made for us," Griggs announcement teeming with an underlying uncertainty. He was undoubtedly thinking about all the things he'd done to the individuals about to feed him.

"I'm first!" Harley squeals, skipping to the front with a plate of cupcakes. Katana scans the obnoxiously bright confections, before glancing at the two other judges.

Growing impatient, Harley picks up one of the cupcakes, practically shoving into Katana's face, "Oh, come on! Try it already!"

Deadshot tears it from Harley's grip, and willfully takes a large bite. Griggs and Katana each hesitate before following Deadshot’s lead to try their cupcakes.

“That’s not bad, Dollface,” Deadshot encourages between bites.

Harley beams with pride as Katana nods in agreement, and Griggs waves her off for the next contestant, Croc, who was dismissed for submitting baked chicken. Chato impressed the judges with his Tres Leches cake, and Colonel Flagg scores high marks for his Matchamisu. Griggs groans quietly as he waves the final contestant forward, “Digger.”

Snickers erupt as Boomer works his way before the judges to present his entry.

“Dude, what is that?” Deadshot questions while side-eyeing the plate with toast and sprinkles.

“Fairy toast,” Boomer shoots back, offended that the judges were perplexed.

Griggs scratches his neck, unsure if he heard the thickly accented man correctly, “Say what?”

Between clenched teeth, Digger snarls, “Ya heard me.”

“That ain’t dessert. It’s buttered toast with sprinkles,” proclaims Deadshot, with an antagonizing nod of agreement from Griggs.

“The hell it ain’t, ya uncultured fuckwit! Even made it in me oven.” Cried Digger, his voice rising an octave with his defense.

Griggs smiles at Digger’s frustration, but Flag interjects before the situation further escalates, "It’s a better entry than baked chicken.”

Croc growls from the back of the room are ignored as Harley chimes in, “Fairy bread is actually a popular treat at children’s parties in Australia.”

“Bloody right,” Boomerang bites while sliding the platter across the counter. Griggs snorts while grabbing a piece of heart shaped toast, slowly inspecting the surface. If anyone would be brazen enough to tamper with the food it would be Captain Boomerang.

“Ya didn’t harass the rest of ‘em. Oi, just take a bite!”

Griggs eyes narrow, “I will once I give it a sniff.”

The other contestants collectively match Boomerang’s impatience with the officer, and begin heckling the judges. Flagg motions to Griggs to wrap it up, while Katana lifts her plate and then shrugs, before taking a bite of the bright confection, silently nodding as she chews. Deciding it was safe, Griggs finally takes a bite, and then another, quickly finishing before pawing for a second piece, “It still looks stupid.”

Boomer knocks the toast from his hand and Griggs flings the platter back in retaliation, loose sprinkles scattering across the counter. With a contentious gaze, Digger reaches for the plate and takes a cautious step backwards from the bench.

“The sprinkles are magical,” Harley encourages, as Digger passes to his station.

Stepping out from his work station, Flag announces, “We’re going to forgo a technical challenge – “

“What?! You can’t do that! Technicals are part of the deal!” Harley pouts at the news ignoring the cheers from others in the tent.

The Colonel turns to the distressed woman, folding his hands behind his back widening his stance, peacocking his stature and position over the prisoners. “Ms. Quinn, let us not forget who is in charge.”

“It’s not fair!” Harley screams, picking up one of the eggs and lobbing it at Flag. His mouth drops with disbelief as it explodes on his left shoulder. As if on cue, the rest of the squad starts throwing perishables from behind their tables, and a full-on food fight ensues.

“Please, don’t let me interrupt,” Waller’s voice echoes over the group, her tone cold, much like her glare, cutting through the chaos.

Everyone in the tent freezes with wide eyes. Colonel Flag pinching the bridge of his nose as he mutters, “Guess I won’t be making my white chocolate cranberry tart.”

Unamused, Waller lifts a brow and Flag nods.

“Time to clean up!”

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