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cyberneticlagomorph · 33 minutes
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i love ‘French’ being put next to your pronouns because my brain immediately read that as your gender being French
pronouns are hon/hon
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cyberneticlagomorph · 34 minutes
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self-recognition through the other (concerned)
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cyberneticlagomorph · 2 hours
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Dating me is all fun and games until my sugar drops too low and I start crying cuz I can't get my fruit snacks open
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cyberneticlagomorph · 15 hours
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So I got the job! However, I need help making it to work!
Ko-fi | PayPal | Venmo | CashApp | Shop
Help me get pants < I need clothes for work.
It costs approximately 20-30 USD to get 20 mins anywhere in Indiana. And around 4-5 PM, it's about 35-45 USD. My brother also said he'd help if he can afford it.
I'm saving for an entire week. I'm gunning for 300 USD. I will be posting adopts all next week! ranging from 15-60 USD! You can check out my account @greaser-adopts!
I can't open commissions rn, I intend to refund the commissions I got back in April of 2023 if I didn't already start them.
Here's some of my cool art to look at.
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cyberneticlagomorph · 18 hours
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great fuckin news. on top of having like, nothing for food, I got this in the mail.
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food is going to come first, obviously. but I sure as fuck don't have $322 for this shit. I don't get food money until the third. can I maybe get some help with this? I was doing okay today up until I went to get the mail and found this shit.
paypal: paypal.me/seththemuse
late edit, since I just realized: also down to one fuckin roll of toilet paper again. I'm so tired, y'all.
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cyberneticlagomorph · 20 hours
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Just watched my goofy ass husbeast point at Mario like the fuckin Spiderman meme before my wife wrapped her hands over husbeasts mouth and dragged him away like the men in black I have so many questions
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cyberneticlagomorph · 21 hours
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my pet mold spore
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cyberneticlagomorph · 21 hours
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What about forehead kisses am I allowed to give you forehead kisses
I love when Mario visits cuz something will be horrifically wrong with my house and he'll smack it with a wrench and that somehow fixes it
He's been holding me by the tail for the last half hour cuz I joked about eating the moss outside
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cyberneticlagomorph · 21 hours
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I love when Mario visits cuz something will be horrifically wrong with my house and he'll smack it with a wrench and that somehow fixes it
He's been holding me by the tail for the last half hour cuz I joked about eating the moss outside
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cyberneticlagomorph · 24 hours
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[A video is posted of the aftermath of the Green Rain.
Every plant the rain touched has grown wild and huge.
Chest high grasses, blankets of moss as thick as a sheep's wool, the curling tops of fiddlehead ferns the size of bowling balls, mushrooms and dandelions towering as high as trees.
Vines snarl and snake across the ruined buildings in the background, hanging heavy with thick leaves and even more moss and lichens.
A small white blur races past the camera and up the trunk of a mushroom tree. It's Egg, her ears are back, and there's a knife in her teeth.]
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I need a job that doesn't require me to get up at 5 am I just fell asleep at work
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POORLY TIMED MANDATORY OS UPDATES, ME, UHHHH THE STRONG AS FUCK ICE MUMMY, NOT KNOWING IF YOU LEFT THE STOVE ON
Come into my ask box and say something to my muse you think would scare them
NOT THE ICE MUMMY
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[anon] perceived to be intelligent
Come into my ask box and say something to my muse you think would scare them
That was a joke
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(anon) tax season
Come into my ask box and say something to my muse you think would scare them
THATS WHAT MY ACCOUNTANT IS FOR
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Come into my ask box and say something to my muse you think would scare them
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chucklescout cookies for beginners
razzle-dazzles: softbaked cookies with raspberry filling, comes in plain, chocolate dipped and double dipped
peanut butter bats: crunchy peanut butter cookies shaped like the bat symbol with a creamy pb filling
oopsie-doodles: snickerdoodle style cinnamon cookies, stamped with silly faces
chococrocs: chocolate chunk cookies with a mixture of green dough swirled with chocolate dough
chewie twoies: soft chewy black and white cookies
peppermint penguins: flaky shortbread cookies with a thin soft layer of minty filling, covered in chocolate
junk drawer: peanut butter cookie base, with white chocolate chips, milk chocolate chips, coconut, peanut butter chips, and pretzels
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i love you
i can feel Ma's disappointment but i would honestly do some heinous shit for a box of double dipped chocolate covered razzle-dazzles
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