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Gods work hard but Matt Marja works harder

My pf 0 rizz wizard acquired a surprise gf and it's just??? Girlfriend???? Gorlfriend?????

The we are not friends I'm using you for political connections at this prestigious wizard university because you're nobility and also a Magus (wizard jock) and I think you're an easy target and a little dull -> wow you've considered me a friend this whole time and I've been an ass and also in hindsight you WERE the closest thing I had to a friend in wizard academia -> I only realize this after I break your trust by lying to your face about using you for political gain -> spending time with good hearted adventurers and not my asshole wizard master makes me realize that people normally have emotions beyond just blind ambition??? And maybe guilt is a thing and I need to learn how to be apologetic and not just a neutral selfish wizard post grad??? -> fumbles every single apology because she has had no connections outside of elf politics in a decade -> this pitiful attempt at being honest for once is apparently endearing, esp in contrast to all the machinations and manipulations -> leads to masquerade dancing even with two left feet and a dropped pair of glasses and every other cliche

There's another date??? Squeezed in amongst the political intrigue??? I'm????

Our himbo paladin is also flirting with a murderess ron swanson-esque dwarf and it is. So good.

bridge to turnabout's fanservice was so good it fooled everyone into thinking it was a well-written murder case when it really truly was Not

I just remembered we had a flashback solely from Porsche himself, the way it actually happened, so I took a closer look.

This is what Korn said happened:

This is what Kun said happened:

And this is what Porsche saw:

The person at the table is wearing the exact same shirt as Kun is in Kun's memory, and he's even sitting the same way. Korn had his arms on his legs while Kun had them on the table, as the person in Porsche's memory does. The hair is more similar to Kun's as well.

The shirt of the shooter in Porsche's memory doesn't add up with Kun either

However it does add up with Korn, you can even see the white of his undershirt (Kun's was black)

While I still don't believe Kun's story entirely, I do believe Korn shot Porsche's father and then framed Kun for it.

And it makes me wonder: at the start of the episode we see Porsche climbing into the cupboard to trigger his memories, and though there's a gunshot we the audience can't see what Porsche sees, we only know that he's seeing something. Did he remember all of it this time? If so, then he knows Korn shot his father and is lying about it. Could Porsche be playing the long game? Maybe he's protecting Chay and Kinn (and later his mother) by pretending not to know, because Korn clearly has no issue shooting people who "know too much".

I had a dream last night that they did a Promare video game. It was a small promotional fighting game that was mostly for advertisement purposes. Gueira and Meis were dual characters you would play together like Ice Climbers. (Also they were not original options—they got added through a game update)

But as part of the release, they also had a new character art book. In the art book, they revealed more info about Gueira and Meis. It had stuff about their lives before Mad Burnish, their interests, etc. But MOST IMPORTANTLY it revealed that their real names were not Meis and Gueira. They chose Meis and Gueira as aliases.

Meis’ real name was apparently Matthew Law and Gueira was Len Law. It was somehow both disappointing and hilarious. I spent the entire rest of the dream scream-laughing about a creative team designing these guys and going “looks like a Matthew to me.” They did not clarify whether the shared last name was because they were married or relatives. Their character selection screen photo was pretty gay tho

Today I learned that my local GameStop does still carry old games, you just have to ask for the list

And yeah this was actually a good deal for this

I hope someone writes a good fic about the high cloud quintet with all the messy pieces of lore we have because i'm very unsatisfied with what we got and I want MORE OF THEM. don't know why i'm so obsessed with this tragic group of friends but 😭 IM SO FEELINGS ABOUT THEM but also empty because they didn't satisfy me with what they gave us lmao I require more. but that was the end and i'll never get more....unless someone writes a great fic about them.....!

Anyways, Lucifer Kane in Bloodborne

turns out killing every nuka cola world raider in the video game f/allout 4 is super easy if you max out a set of power armor, max out a combat rifle and gauss gun, max out a mini gun, and then give strong the mini gun. also if you get to level 76 first

Ok so since my life is beginning to free up again (if you care what i’ve been up to look at the post before this one)

ANYWAY i wanna get my motivation boosted again!

I want y’all to send me sentence prompts, could be specifically g/t or just a cool sentence, I’ll write a short thing for one of my aus based on that prompt! And if I don’t know what to write for it, I’ll try and draw it! This is mostly a writing exercise for me, but i’m never opposed to more random doodling!

You don’t have to specify an au or character, you can just sent in a sentence, but if you really want to, know that I’m gonna stick to my aus and not just miscellaneous g/t scenarios.

So if you send a sentence prompt with requested characters that dont make sense with any of my aus, i will morph what i need to morph to make the prompt fit. However if you send a random sentence prompt and just an au title that will almost indefinitely work.

If this is confusing just send me a sentence prompt lol, i swear i’m not picky

fashion student non oomf went viral last year for doing this really cool extensive fashion explanation thing for a series im really into and it got me really hyped because i wanted to do a big write up on fashion too but

1. im a dropout who hasnt studied fashion ever bcs i realised it was my dream after i got withdrawn idk many terms and i talk kinda abstract

2. now that op did that piece so well i can't say anything really abt that series cause ill come off as a tryhard w no knowledge compared to the rest of the fandom

3. i have so much fashion i love to talk about but my personal taste factors directly into how much i wanna discuss it so I can't really focus all my efforts in one set direction

and the one that actually matters

4. .... almost all of how i mentally engage with fandom is transformative n nobody wants to sit down and listen to me talk about how I IMAGINE characters dressing especially if im not some popular artist or explaining my own designs vogue style or something 😭

loss....

i looove putting spark over songs about like heroes and saving the world (tom cardy's 'level clear', uncle outrage's 'saved the world' <- nice voice hc for him!. and 'my superhero movie'.) when he like. Did. Not : ) funney.

i drew hitori instead of sleeping

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leo having all this attention really shows that talent and vision pay off when you plan in a long term rather than using utensils sounds pretending to be music for the culture of immediacy, anyways thank you Leo 'BigTitty' Nard for saving the future of music

SO TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! authenticity nd consistently putting your pussy into everything nd building a reputation with your team to have creative control is really the more rewarding long game than following quick trends nd amassing fickle fans. miss piano man truly taught me that when you're a real artiste it's best to be yourself nd let your blessings come to you!

watched highlights of the p5 anime (dub) bc i cant be assed to watch the whole thing and uh. that was a good decision bc i could not handle watching all of that i think