The Quite Nice and Fairly Accurate Good Omens Script Book Depiction of Gay Yearning by Neil Gaiman

Do All of the Questions .

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted,what would you say?: “WELL HOWDY DO.”

2. What’s going on between you and the last person youkissed?: We’re actually pretty close friends, nothing more. :~D

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would youcare?: OF COURSE I WOULD CARE I’M ALREADY A MOTHER AS IT IS TO MY FRIENDS. It’dbe worse.

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?: YES. Sevenletters.

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?: Sober of course.

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed itup?: No, not really.

7. What does your last received text say?: “NOW :v”

8. How many times have you kissed the last person youkissed?: JUST ONCE heck

9. Where was your last kiss at?: At a PARTY actually

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?: I don’t havea sister tho .

11. What do you drink in the morning?: Either a ventihazelnut iced coffee with classic and cream, or a venti white chocolate mochawith no whip. Starbucks.

12. Where did you sleep last night?: In my bed = w = verycozy with my Rilakkuma

13. Do you think relationships are hard?: I don’t think so?I think it just depends on the people who choose to make it hard or not.

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5months, would you?: Yes.

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed,any problems?: Not really? I’d just be like, “oh HELLO”

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?: Rainy,definitely.

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?:NOPE. It’s way too unique LOL

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?:T-shirt with some shorts, currently.

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years fromnow?: MAYBE :^D

20. Does anyone like you?: :^D

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that startswith an S?: …MAYBE

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?: Nope o:

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?: I honestly don’tthink so?

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?: Yes, I have,but not seriously tbh.

25. In the past week have you cried?: PFFT….too many times.

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?: OOH A GOLDENRETRIEVER PUP

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?: Outof the shower…whom does the opposite? :o

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?: ew no

29. Do you think you’re old?: I think my soul is old? LOL

30. Do you like text messaging?: No.

31. What type of day are you having?:  It’s been pretty decent all day todayactually o w o

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?:Nooope

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?: Cold.

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot toyou?: YES MY BOI OLIVER

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?:Relationship ofc

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?: I really haveno idea, I think the latter.

37. What song are you listening to?: Jumin’s theme becausecat daddy.

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?: Of course Ido!

39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almosteverything about you?: :^D

40. What made you start liking the person you like now?:Honestly, her personality. C:

41. When did you last receive a text message?: Like an hourago?

42. What is wrong with you right now?: I’m not asleep tbh

43. How well do you know the last female you texted?: She’sliterally my best friend c:

44. Does anyone disgust you?: Donald Trump?

45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?: :^D

46. Are you in a good mood right now?: Of course I am :^D

47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?: Mygrandma c:

48. What color shirt are you wearing?: Light gray actually

49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t wantto hear?: I mean, I usually want to hear everything, even if the truth hurts. So,no.

50. Anyone you’re giving up on?:  I guess? Maybe one person?

51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?: No owo

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone butcouldn’t?: too many a time

53. Do you like rain?: No. I LOVE IT.

54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?: Imean? I would if it’s an addictive drinking.

55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?:Eeeyup

56. Do you like to cuddle?: I think so?

57. Are you shy?: I think sometimes? But usually, I’m nottbh.

58. Do you get along with girls?: Of course I do

59. Have you dated the person you texted last?: N O P E

60. What do you carry with you at all times?: My phone andhonestly maybe my sketch book and pencil and eraser. Most of the time anyway.

61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night ina supposed haunted house, would you?: …Yes. But not comfortably.

62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for fivemonths?: I THINK SO

63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?: No

64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do youfind this cute?: Yes of course = w =

65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?: :^D

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?: Two 19,one is 21 now I think?

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do themyourself?: I actually want to pay to get them done sometime soon because I’veonly ever had them done once in my life. But usually I do them myself when I’mnot lazy. Which is rare.    

68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?:Leopard print, but usually neither LOL  

69. Do you have any stickers on your car?: What car xd

70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?: LILTUNECHIII

71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?: Android. Ew other ones.

72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?: Ihonestly don’t even remember

73. Do you like diet soda?: hell to the no

74. What color are the walls in your room?: beige tbh

75. Are you 16 or older?: YES OF COURSE

76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?: nope  

77. Do you have a job?: Nope D:    

78. What are your initials?: ZSA    

79. Did you ever have braces?: Nope, always kinda wantedsome but I’m glad I didn’t    

80. Are you from the south?: Well Howdy Do    

81. What does your last status on facebook say?: “He doesn’tlet me walk.” – I was referring to me catto.  

82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?:Not really    

83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?: Momma for sure

84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?: Nope butI’ve always had an interest in gymnastics  

85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?: The last I rememberwas 47 Meters Down but I probably saw something after.    

86. Do you smoke?: n o  

87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?: Neither…  

88. Is your phone touch screen?: Yes it is!    

89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?: Myhair is normally like poof wavyish?  

90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?: Never .    

91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?: Pooltbh.    

92. Have you ever made out in a car?: I don’t think so 😐    

93. …Had sex in a car?: NO    

94. Are you single or in a relationship?: :^D    

95. What were you doing last night at midnight?: Probablystruggling to stay awake after having pho LOL    

96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?: 4thof July    

97. Do you like the camera on your phone?: Somewhat? Ithides my imperfections :~D    

98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?: Eughhh no    

99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?: Nope    

100. Are you friends with people on facebook that youactually hate?: I don’t really hate anyone tbh    

101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?: EUGH NO    

102. Name your favorite Kesha song: I guess Timber? But shefeatures on it BUT W/E    

103. Do you have any tan lines right now?: Nup    

104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?: h e l ln o  

Megamind

thenightetc 09:14 PM Hello! highglossfinish 09:14 PM Hello, night human! thenightetc 09:14 PM Megamind, eh?  We're in for a treat! SSHammertime 09:15 PM Yeah!!! starlightseller 09:15 PM ooh it’s been forever since I’ve seen Megamind SSHammertime 09:15 PM You're welcome! thenightetc 09:15 PM :D thenightetc 09:16 PM Thank you! starlightseller 09:16 PM yea thank you!! highglossfinish 09:16 PM Aaand we'll just be saving *that one* for another week! highglossfinish 09:17 PM Oh look, more possums!

thenightetc 09:17 PM No video or audio here, anyone else getting it? highglossfinish 09:18 PM Nothing? thenightetc 09:18 PM Nada. highglossfinish 09:18 PM Scrap. thenightetc 09:18 PM It also, on the left side, isn't showing anyone else here... thenightetc 09:18 PM I'll try reloading. highglossfinish 09:18 PM I'll try reloading. SSHammertime 09:18 PM Me being here with Papa made the coolness level too high SSHammertime 09:18 PM we broke it thenightetc has joined the party. thenightetc 09:20 PM Oh there we go!   SSHammertime has joined the party. SSHammertime 09:20 PM Yaaaaay! thenightetc 09:20 PM I can see but not hear it... thenightetc 09:20 PM oh, my volume was just too low thenightetc 09:20 PM There we go :) highglossfinish 09:20 PM Wonderful! starlightseller 09:21 PM I’m on my phone so I don’t know if that’s why I don’t see anything,, SSHammertime 09:21 PM Try reloading? starlightseller 09:21 PM I’ll get on my computer in a second and see if that helps starlightseller 09:22 PM ^-^ starlightseller has joined the party. starlightseller 09:22 PM There we go! SSHammertime 09:22 PM Yay! thenightetc 09:23 PM \o/ thenightetc 09:25 PM Cat... no. SSHammertime 09:26 PM they want to BAP thenightetc 09:26 PM What would they even do with it if they managed to kill it starlightseller 09:26 PM they wanna bapbapbap thenightetc 09:27 PM They are very foolish. starlightseller 09:27 PM this reminds me of the time my cat tried to fight a praying mantis starlightseller has left the party. starlightseller has joined the party. thenightetc 09:29 PM That's a great preview image. SSHammertime 09:29 PM welcome back! starlightseller 09:29 PM hi! my internet does not like me so sorry if I keep popping in and out ;w; thenightetc 09:29 PM It's like that sometimes! starlightseller has left the party. thenightetc 09:33 PM I forgot it started like this highglossfinish 09:34 PM Why are all the good movies hard to find? starlightseller has joined the party. thenightetc 09:34 PM Aggressive copyright-holders! highglossfinish 09:34 PM There we are! thenightetc 09:34 PM \o/ SSHammertime 09:34 PM \(^o^)/ thenightetc 09:35 PM "death" thenightetc 09:36 PM Is that your discord notification? highglossfinish 09:37 PM Comes with the emulator. I'll shut it up. thenightetc 09:37 PM Who left a baby in prison though SSHammertime 09:37 PM I like the prison people better highglossfinish 09:38 PM Oh, for Pit's sake. starlightseller 09:38 PM honestly that’s a mood Thebes has joined the party. thenightetc 09:38 PM Although since it's Megamind himself telling us this, I do kind of wonder if it's true Thebes 09:39 PM hello! SSHammertime 09:39 PM Hi!!! thenightetc 09:39 PM Hi!  We're not too far in yet :) Thebes 09:39 PM woo! thenightetc 09:42 PM Oh, come on.  A class of ten year olds would LOVE the exploding popcorn SSHammertime 09:42 PM ....does he not wash his clothes? SSHammertime 09:43 PM he just keeps getting sticker! thenightetc 09:44 PM hahaha highglossfinish 09:44 PM He's like Starscream, if Starscream was fun. starlightseller 09:44 PM that made me laugh SSHammertime 09:44 PM I like jailbreaks! thenightetc 09:44 PM Yeah! highglossfinish 09:45 PM Don't we all! starlightseller 09:45 PM jailbreaks are always fun thenightetc 09:45 PM An ocean inside a bigger ocean. starlightseller 09:45 PM I am not gonna lie I had a crush on Roxanne when I was a kid thenightetc 09:46 PM Well! thenightetc 09:46 PM She's super cute. thenightetc 09:46 PM Yeah dude you're LUCKY she got kidnapped before she heard that mess. SSHammertime 09:46 PM uh-huh! thenightetc 09:46 PM HA highglossfinish 09:46 PM Clever! thenightetc 09:46 PM Very! SSHammertime 09:47 PM evil laughs are important! SSHammertime 09:48 PM ew, shoes are dirty don't kiss them! thenightetc 09:48 PM Yeah, quit it with that thenightetc 09:49 PM Those are adorable SSHammertime 09:50 PM TEMPTRESS thenightetc 09:51 PM Thinkin' about it on the way over highglossfinish 09:51 PM They're trying their best. SSHammertime 09:51 PM She's not scared of anything! thenightetc 09:51 PM She's seen it all! SSHammertime 09:53 PM I can't wait to fly thenightetc 09:54 PM It does look like fun! SSHammertime 09:54 PM He knew she was smart, so he planned ahead! thenightetc 09:55 PM Flicker. SSHammertime 09:56 PM he said crap! highglossfinish 09:56 PM Shame on him! SSHammertime 09:57 PM not very superhero to swear SSHammertime 09:57 PM that's foreshadowing SSHammertime 09:57 PM 3:3 starlightseller 09:58 PM this is one of my favorite songs -w- thenightetc 09:59 PM Hehehehe starlightseller 09:59 PM i love it thenightetc 10:00 PM Ha. thenightetc 10:00 PM Oh, Minion. thenightetc 10:04 PM His pyjama cape SSHammertime 10:04 PM you gotta have fancy pajamas Thebes has left the party. Thebes has joined the party. thenightetc 10:04 PM Yikes SSHammertime 10:04 PM CREEPY thenightetc 10:04 PM "That's MUCH worse!" highglossfinish 10:05 PM Eugh. starlightseller 10:06 PM hey look its john green Thebes 10:06 PM This will clearly end fantastically SSHammertime 10:07 PM he doesn't look happy enough for john green starlightseller 10:07 PM true SSHammertime 10:07 PM slippers! thenightetc 10:07 PM Hahaha thenightetc 10:07 PM ...Is this guy a fan thenightetc 10:11 PM Honestly how does she not recognize his voice highglossfinish 10:11 PM Jealous, Minion? thenightetc 10:11 PM Hahahhaah SSHammertime 10:12 PM This is why we don't have a doormat thenightetc 10:12 PM Heh. SSHammertime 10:12 PM She'd be a good superhero thenightetc 10:13 PM God thenightetc 10:13 PM She would be! thenightetc 10:13 PM I want an au where SHE gets the injection thing highglossfinish 10:13 PM Agreed! highglossfinish 10:13 PM She deserves it. SSHammertime 10:13 PM Yes! thenightetc 10:14 PM Amazing SSHammertime 10:14 PM it's a party! thenightetc 10:15 PM Nooooooo SSHammertime 10:15 PM THEY'LL BE OKAY SSHammertime 10:15 PM I SAY SO thenightetc 10:15 PM I'M SURE THEY'RE FINE highglossfinish 10:15 PM He looks like an egg. thenightetc 10:16 PM ...does Megamind.  Believe what he said happened?  With the ninjas? SSHammertime 10:16 PM y'know, he was right there when roxanne said there was a doormat SSHammertime 10:16 PM ....huh SSHammertime 10:16 PM he's probably, like, "i don't remember sending ninjas?" thenightetc 10:17 PM Honestly he deserved that SSHammertime 10:18 PM he had a creepy poster SSHammertime 10:18 PM ! thenightetc 10:18 PM I didn't see it :U SSHammertime 10:18 PM it was roxanne! SSHammertime 10:18 PM 3>:[ highglossfinish 10:18 PM I'm glad I didn't see it. thenightetc 10:19 PM Oh jeeez D: thenightetc 10:19 PM ........ SSHammertime 10:20 PM ..... thenightetc 10:20 PM Wow SSHammertime 10:20 PM i like the song, though thenightetc 10:20 PM Ha! highglossfinish 10:20 PM "Read words, kids." SSHammertime 10:21 PM Good advice! highglossfinish 10:21 PM Indeed! thenightetc 10:22 PM awwww SSHammertime 10:23 PM ewwww SSHammertime 10:23 PM EEEEEWWWWWW thenightetc 10:23 PM literally huh thenightetc 10:23 PM ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww SSHammertime 10:24 PM PARHOOM Thebes 10:25 PM flawless poker face thenightetc 10:25 PM Ha. thenightetc 10:25 PM Brilliant plan. highglossfinish 10:25 PM Sounds like these two have A Talk. SSHammertime 10:26 PM 3:( thenightetc 10:26 PM Awww nooooooooo highglossfinish 10:26 PM Whatever arrangement they have can survive it, if only they're frank about it! thenightetc 10:26 PM They can work through this! SSHammertime 10:26 PM Things will be okay! SSHammertime 10:27 PM That's how good movies work thenightetc 10:27 PM Huh.  So she arranged this... subconsciously? highglossfinish 10:27 PM Ew. SSHammertime 10:27 PM i think that's how the papers were in the lair? SSHammertime 10:27 PM and ew thenightetc 10:27 PM Ewwww thenightetc 10:27 PM Ohhh of course starlightseller 10:28 PM aaa I gotta go TTwTT sorry I couldn’t stay the whole time but thanks for having me!!! thenightetc 10:28 PM "I just stole a flower stall" SSHammertime 10:28 PM bye! thenightetc 10:28 PM YIKES starlightseller has left the party. highglossfinish 10:28 PM What a charmer. SSHammertime 10:29 PM eeewwww SSHammertime 10:29 PM i can't get goosebumps but i'm getting the heebie jeebies thenightetc 10:29 PM Ewwwwwwww thenightetc 10:29 PM All of the heebies. thenightetc 10:30 PM Right on the first try SSHammertime 10:31 PM ...why did nobody notice that? thenightetc 10:31 PM Nobody notices anything, ever highglossfinish 10:31 PM Oh dear. thenightetc 10:31 PM *facepalm* SSHammertime 10:31 PM AAAAAAHHHHHH SSHammertime 10:32 PM she's having a bad night 3:( highglossfinish 10:33 PM Ouch. thenightetc 10:33 PM "well no, that was the point of lying" thenightetc 10:34 PM I actually want to know where Minion even went highglossfinish 10:34 PM Likewise. SSHammertime 10:37 PM RUIN HIS LEVEL highglossfinish 10:37 PM Ruin his everything! thenightetc 10:38 PM A... leash. thenightetc 10:38 PM Yikes thenightetc 10:38 PM "Dating" is pushing it at this point highglossfinish 10:38 PM I'll say. SSHammertime 10:39 PM this is bad, because he wants the murder SSHammertime 10:39 PM ugh thenightetc 10:40 PM dude she was never your girlfirend thenightetc 10:40 PM or going to be, ever. highglossfinish 10:40 PM You didn't see this coming when he was melting your head in training, Megamind? thenightetc 10:41 PM Apparently not! SSHammertime 10:41 PM he's got high intelligence and low wisdom! thenightetc 10:42 PM High charisma too thenightetc 10:43 PM God. thenightetc 10:43 PM Natural 1 on that sense motive check thenightetc 10:44 PM Ha! thenightetc 10:44 PM So that definitely killed a whole bunch of people. SSHammertime 10:44 PM 3:( thenightetc 10:46 PM Keep his logo.  After faking his death. SSHammertime 10:49 PM HE'S STUPID thenightetc 10:49 PM VERY stupid. thenightetc 10:49 PM "hung out" thenightetc 10:50 PM Awwwwwww thenightetc 10:51 PM Awww! SSHammertime 10:52 PM MINIONNNNNN SSHammertime 10:52 PM 3:D thenightetc 10:52 PM :3 thenightetc 10:53 PM Hellooooooo SSHammertime 10:53 PM YEEEAAAAHHHHHHH highglossfinish 10:53 PM I love that bit. thenightetc 10:53 PM Me too! thenightetc 10:57 PM Although really that's just kicking the can down the road to the next city highglossfinish 10:58 PM "Yeah, sure, why not?" highglossfinish 10:58 PM Hah! thenightetc 10:58 PM I love that line SSHammertime 10:58 PM NICE LINE SSHammertime 10:58 PM another nice line! thenightetc 10:58 PM Yesss thenightetc 10:59 PM Ha! SSHammertime 10:59 PM YEAAAHHHHH thenightetc 10:59 PM I hope that hurts. thenightetc 11:00 PM Awwww SSHammertime 11:01 PM 3:D thenightetc 11:01 PM Heeeee SSHammertime 11:02 PM "sir, you are still tall" highglossfinish 11:03 PM "Sir." thenightetc 11:03 PM This is such a cute movie. SSHammertime 11:03 PM 3:D highglossfinish 11:03 PM An excellent choice! SSHammertime 11:03 PM You're welcome! thenightetc 11:03 PM You have good taste in movies. :) SSHammertime 11:04 PM Thanks! thenightetc 11:06 PM "Yes.  Day." SSHammertime 11:06 PM 3XD highglossfinish 11:07 PM Any suggestions you'd like to end on, my dear? SSHammertime 11:07 PM Hmmmmmm 3:3 SSHammertime 11:08 PM Oh! I know! thenightetc 11:08 PM 👀 SSHammertime 11:08 PM Clue! from 1985! SSHammertime 11:08 PM and Treasure Planet! thenightetc 11:08 PM Oooooo! Thebes 11:09 PM Those are both a LOT of fun SSHammertime 11:09 PM Oh! And the Great Mouse Detective! SSHammertime 11:09 PM The Road to El Dorado! SSHammertime 11:09 PM 3:D highglossfinish 11:09 PM Onto the queue they go! SSHammertime 11:10 PM Yay! thenightetc 11:10 PM All great ideas! SSHammertime 11:10 PM I'm full of them! SSHammertime 11:10 PM Also snacks thenightetc 11:11 PM I wish I had some snacks, but I don't want to go to a grocery store at this particular time. SSHammertime 11:11 PM that's fair! highglossfinish 11:13 PM Lets see, things to end the night on. thenightetc 11:14 PM I like this channel! Starscreamillar has joined the party. highglossfinish 11:16 PM "Kill me." Starscreamillar has left the party. Starscreamillar has joined the party. thenightetc 11:17 PM Ahhh, buttercream. thenightetc 11:18 PM F. Starscreamillar has left the party. Starscreamillar has joined the party. highglossfinish 11:20 PM Anything anyone would like to see? thenightetc 11:20 PM Hmmmmmm. Starscreamillar 11:20 PM I would like this accursed program to work properly. thenightetc 11:21 PM I'm kind of morbidly interested in that 1950s one SSHammertime 11:21 PM Hhhhhmmmm thenightetc 11:21 PM Middle right. SSHammertime 11:21 PM I wanna see kermit saying "no it's not a cookie!" Starscreamillar has left the party. Starscreamillar has joined the party. highglossfinish 11:22 PM The journey cake? thenightetc 11:22 PM Sounds good! SSHammertime 11:22 PM 3:D thenightetc 11:23 PM FIRST CLOOOOOOOOO... Thebes 11:23 PM Few muppets do 'unimpressed' like Kermit thenightetc 11:23 PM An orange! SSHammertime 11:23 PM i like his crumple face! thenightetc 11:24 PM Hahhahah thenightetc 11:24 PM Oh my gosh highglossfinish 11:24 PM That's a threat, Kermit. thenightetc 11:24 PM Don't reward him for it. Starscreamillar 11:24 PM He is going to eat that frog. thenightetc 11:27 PM Honestly I'm glad we can just buy yeast now. SSHammertime 11:27 PM this bread tiny! SSHammertime 11:27 PM YEAST! thenightetc 11:27 PM Ha! thenightetc 11:27 PM *high five* SSHammertime 11:28 PM High five! thenightetc 11:34 PM Huh. thenightetc 11:35 PM I want to try that, now. highglossfinish 11:36 PM Anything tastes good if you cook it over and eat it in front of that fire. SSHammertime 11:36 PM 3:D highglossfinish 11:37 PM Well, that's all I've got! thenightetc 11:37 PM What an "all" it was, though! highglossfinish 11:38 PM It was! Thank you again for that, Impact. SSHammertime 11:38 PM Yooooou're welcome~! <3 thenightetc 11:38 PM Thank you for the stream; this was lovely.  And I hope we'll see you around, Impact. :) highglossfinish 11:38 PM You'll have to regale us with more movie choices in the future. SSHammertime 11:38 PM Yeah!!! Starscreamillar 11:38 PM A pity I missed most of it, but it was nice to catch even the little I did. highglossfinish 11:38 PM You've certainy been missed! Thebes 11:39 PM Thanks for the stream, it was a good one~ Starscreamillar 11:39 PM I shall have to make every effort to catch the next stream in full. Until then! Starscreamillar has left the party. thenightetc 11:39 PM Goodnight! Thebes has left the party. SSHammertime 11:39 PM Bye everybody! highglossfinish 11:39 PM Good night! thenightetc has left the party.