legally blonde from warner’s perspective is so funny

One day you’re dating this gorgeous but ditsy girl but your family pressures you to break up with her once you go to harvard so you do and it ends in tears but whatever.

Next thing you know, she’s at Harvard, dressed in entirely different clothes, saying its easy to get in and she’s pretending she forgot you go there. But you payed your way in and she’s rich too so you kind of assume she did the same thing and fine, so you have a stalker now.

There’s a mixer at the start of the school year. She shows up in a playboy. bunny. costume.

She tries to flirt with you while your fiance is in the next room. You tell her enough is enough and she gets like really angry at you.

Suddenly she is kicking ur ass in class, she steals opportunities away from you, she steals your girlfriend, she starts winning cases, she’s on the news now, she graduates as valedictorian

12:56 am and i just put on legally blonde after gushing to @the1975attheirverybest how iconic elle woods is

Elle woods worked harder for her dream than any man ever

Rewatching Legally Blonde when you've read Harry Potter is realizing that Elle Woods is 100% a Luna Lovegood variant.

They’re in love your honour💕

Meet Tibet and Penny !!

rewatching legally blonde and godddd i forgot how much i love elle woods. absolute fucking icon i absolutely adore her

Max, Barb, Dustin, and Robin!!! 💛

Max🛹: What are your top five songs right now?

Currently listening to these songs on repeat:

Silk Chiffon - MUNA ft. Phoebe Bridgers (partially for my Ronance wip, partially because it's catchy as hell)

Strange Love - Halsey (bc it's such a Steddie song omg)

Fuck About It - Waterparks (once again, a Steddie song but more on the angsty side)

WTF Do I Know - Miley Cyrus (her album Plastic Hearts is one of my all-time favorites)

Last Christmas - Wham! (tis the season)

Barb 👓: What is the weirdest thing you’ve ever seen a stranger do that you still think about today?

Christ, I don't knoooowww. Well, there is one thing from my high school trip to Rome but I didn't actually see it (thank God) but I heard of it and it still boggles my mind to this day. Basically one couple got very, well, intimate while we were ON THE BUS, with only a blanket to cover them??? And then there was this other girl who admitted to giving herself a whole lot of self loving during another school trip (to France this time) and ONCE AGAIN ON THE BUS??? I mean go explore your sexuality all you want but WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS ON THE BUS WHILE THERE ARE TEACHERS AND STUDENT PRESENT??????

Dustin 🧢: If you were a piece of media, what iconic trope(s) would you be?

Oooh that's a tough one, so many tropes to choose from! I just went through a list of characters I identify with and I came up with: deadpan snarker (thanks Stiles Stilinski), perfectionist and geeky turn-on (thanks Amy Santiago), competition freak (thanks Annie Edison), spoiled sweet and cheery pink (thanks Elle Woods)

Robin 🎺: What piece of media secured your sexuality early on?

Let me tell you about the masterpiece that is Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001). An underrated Disney movie about Milo Thatch who joins a crew on a journey to discover the long lost empire of Atlantis. It's an amazing movie on so many levels (the animation, the story line, the humor) but I swear this movie made me the bi girlie you see before you today. Because on one hand we have cute, stumbling yet bad-ass when he wants to historian/linguist Milo Thatch, and on the other hand we have Kida, who's just so cool and pretty and strong and mini-me was OBSESSED with them. Now looking back, Helga Sinclair also did things to my brain that I didn't quite understand but like 👀👀👀

Ok so I did the hcs of what OrangeJuiceVerse Stan and Kyle look like already (here) so now I gotta do the rest of the Star Seven

*Kenny- this guy is littttllllleeee like short king oh my god this poor mf grew up constantly malnourished and never grew taller than 5’5! I’ll write Kenny all across the board appearance wise but ojverse? He’s short. And he OWNS it!!! He’s also my king of fully climbing on everyone physical boundaries are not a thing with him (this is a problem when he meets Craig and Tweek) and he and Stan both have a penchant for hugging people but Kenny is the type to be like “watch if I run at Stan he’ll catch me” “wait no Kenny I’m holding coffee” *catches him* lmfao my beloved Disaster Duo. Kenny’s tiny ass is literally alllllways on Marj.

Sandy blond hair and the style changes CONSTANTLY he’s a MENACE with the scissors, but it’s usually on the long side and YES he grows a beard in his late 20s (this started as a bet with Stan to see who could grow the better one) he 100% braids it and puts glitter and flowers in it smh eccentric icon. Pretty light blue eyes, they look vaguely purple for a few days after he comes back from a death.

He dresses like a damn muppet half the time, and a lot of his clothes are stuff he made himself (artist slay) or found at a thrift store and altered, out here wearing shirts with vulgar sayings, weird clown pants, juicy sweatsuits, obnoxious Hawaiian shirts with leopard print leggings, like this man lives for looking like a weirdo. But the other half of the time he’s in jeans and t shirts, hoodies, and (also artist slay and literally me) so much of what he owns has some kind of paint or bleach stain. His go to “formal” attire is legitimately a floral suit with PRINCESS embroidered on the back.

*Marjorine- my tall goddess! She’s the third tallest of the 7 at 5’11 (Kenny is very into that) and loves to wear heels so she’s really out here towering over the peasants like the QUEEN she is lmao. She also dresses like a BARBIE I’m talkin the pastels that perfectly flatter her coloration, def some seersucker a-line dresses, MONOGRAMMED STUFF bruh they may be from assfucknowherecolorado but this lady dresses like she’s a pageant queen in the Deep South! It very much fits her as the baddest bitch in the mlm meeting (y’all keep her away from that shit frfr) she’s such a sweetie but she’s so damn susceptible to stuff like that oh noooo but then she winds up running the show 💀

She does indeed have the Eye Scar (blind in that eye she can’t legally drive rip) one eye is this pretty disney princess blue and the other is almost white but she looks SO fucking cool and the juxtaposition of her otherwise angelic features with a badass anime protagonist scar is KICKASS! Plussss since she dresses like fuckin Elle Woods but is taller than God just the BAD BITCH VIBES!!!

*CRAIG TUCKER MY DUDE!!! Ok so I believe I said that this mf is whole ass 6’4!!! “Yer a long boi ain’t ya” like bruh he’s so damn lanky whole ass string bean lmfao. I am an enjoyer of the Peruvian Crog hcs, so yep. Really dark black hair and grey eyes, he’s also like super hot??? I’m talking PERFECT skin, the most gorgeous chiseled face he deadass looks like a statue and women are all over him tryna flirt BUT!!! this mf is gayer than a mf picnic basket 😭

He’s seriously so cool looking but if you tell him that he’ll be like ?? It’s so funny bc Stan’s over here like “dude how do you wear a leather jacket without looking like a douchebag” and Craig’s like “idk?? I just do?” smh poor Stan he wants to look cool so bad and and Craig’s the only “cool guy” he knows but he’s not helpful at alllll.

He mostly dresses in dark colors, black, gray, navy, he’s like super hot but he is SUCH a loser!!! (I’m stealing this from my partner btw) one time he was just… walking around the apartment dressed as Spider-Man? And didn’t even acknowledge it? Like Tweek had a migraine and was bedridden and Craig fully just went up to him IN THE SPIDEY SUIT and handed him a jar of pickles “you should eat” Tweek was like “man WHAT are you doing dressed like that?!?” SMH he’s actually an icon

*TWEEK!!!!! Ok so Tweek (I’m projecting y’all know I love an artist character) he doesn’t own a single item of clothing that isn’t stained. And he mostly sticks to earth tones, a lot of green and brown, also let’s talk abt his skin. He has TERRIBLE skin! Cystic acne, he’s blotchy as shit, rosacea, got moles and freckles everywhere, acne on the left side of his chin from throwing up (when he’s in the drankin era) Kyle described him as scrunkly when they met lmfao like twerk is really just one of those little stray cats you see on the street. He’s honestly really cute tho

He’s LITTLE he’s Kenny’s height at 5’5 BUT!!! He’s literally so fuckin strong! Like out of him and crog? Tweek’s the jar opener. He has… actually kicked Stan’s ass at the gym (it was so unserious Stan was being angsty about a birthday and Ky was like “dude go spar Tweek or sum” and Stan has reservations bc he’s like a foot taller than Tweek and so much bigger and then Tweek kicked his ass!) smh they came home from the local planet fitness both smiling so hard and crog and ky were like TF?!?!? Like why are y’all beat up to hell

Tweek has very light blond hair, it’s technically curly but he pulls the hell out of it so it just kinda stands straight out, it literally feels like straw someone get this man some Fuckin conditioner

*Cartman! Ok I stand by him having heterochromia, he’s got one brown eye and one blue, totally thinks it makes him look “awesome and kewl” (it does lowkey) unfortunately he’s actually very attractive until he calls you a slur lmao. His features are literally perfect, he takes care of himself, skincare on point, LISTEN HE IS SO ABSURD about his cocktail of products it’s literally asinine

He’s around 5’9, and fat. Light brown hair that he keeps fairly short and ALWAYS immaculately styled. Like this guy cleans up NICE and u meet him for the first time and are thinking you’re meeting a very friendly lawyer type dude but then you shake his hand and he goes “what’s with the sword earrings, what? You just get off a dnd session?” Lmfao literally I cannot stress enough that he never grows out of being an asshole. He does MOSTLY stop with the truly offensive things though. Mostly. The Fuckwad Jar may have had something to do with it.

finally did the aspiring-lawyer rite of passage and watched legally blonde

im watching legally blonde and eating red velvet cake

an idea: legally blonde broadway revival featuring openly bi elle woods and emmett’s character is played by a girl

A little snippet of the Cable/Deadpool smutathon I'm working on (currently on chapter 4!) as proof of life bc I'm not near ready to post anything yet

Under a readmore to spare virgin eyes

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Wade paused, leaning against a brick building to poke at his slurpee, which was now mostly pale blue ice instead of the neon slush it had once been.

Cable watched the other man's hands as they fidgeted with his straw. They were strong and well-crafted, like the rest of him was. All solid muscle, wrapped in mottled skin that looked like it might have the most intriguing – or repulsive – texture. Even in civilian clothes, Wade tried to keep his skin under wraps, but tonight his sleeves were pushed back, allowing just anyone to visually trace the scarred skin along his forearms and wonder how far it went. Cable had the privilege and pleasure of knowing, but he wanted to find out all over again. Properly, and completely.

Stopped like this, Cable took a moment to assess the disaster of Wade's wardrobe. Navy blue track pants. Loose white socks that were stuffed into a pair of sandals. The front of his sweatshirt had the words, What? Like it's hard? written in bold, pink lettering.

Cable pondered the meaning for a moment, but could not come up with anything besides it most likely being some obscure, lewd come-on that was niched to this decade or even this year. Knowing Wade, that's exactly what it was meant to be, like the pair of sweatpants he owned with the word "Juicy" written across the back. He decided he wanted to hear Wade explain it to him.

"What's that about?" he asked, gesturing to the front of Wade's shirt.

Wade gave his chest a quick glance to remember what was on it.

"You know, when Elle gets accepted into Harvard and her shitty ex boyfriend Warner thought she was too stupid to do it? 'What, like it's hard?'" He quoted, giving Cable an eye roll and a strangely sultry gaze as he wrapped his lips around the straw again and sucked.

Cable didn't dare to ask what in the nine hells Wade was talking about. If he did that as often as it came up, the majority of every conversation with Wade would be spent having 21st century pop culture explained to him.

But apparently his face gave it all away.

"You've never seen Legally Blonde?" Wade asked, incredulous to the point of sounding offended.

"When I'm from, your little powder puff chick flicks didn't exactly survive."

"What?! Elle Woods is iconic. How did that not survive for all eternity?" Wade lamented. "No wonder your future is fucked up."

"You know what's fucked up? Your tax sheltered billionaires fucking this world in every hole like a coke-fueled gangbang."

Wade had tried to take another sip, but choked on it, splurting.

"Hold on," Wade wiped his mouth. "I wasn't prepared to be horny about environmentalism. What about me being a gangbang whore? Say it softer. And is Chris Hemsworth there?"

"You're incorrigible," Cable smirked.

"Nah, I got tested for that."

Bsbbfklfkslkwk ok those headcanons are amazing i especially love the 'physics student Elle Woods' bit!!! but also I can't believe it but we genuinely had the same thoughts about what Sugar and Spice's respective aesthetics should be lmao (except I also think it would be fun if Sugar additionally had that "drunk girl at a college frat party that compliments your outfit" energy sometimes - wether it's real or she just plays that up? Who knows)

i also love the 'comedy of errors' bit about them trying to date Echo and Query , it's an amazing idea sgsgcacs!! Also what do you think those two's aesthetics should be like? (because personally I think they should be cool leather jacket wearing punk-rocky butch or fem-butch lesbians - idk if you know the wrestler Rhea Ripley but that kind of aesthetic - because I think it would be really funny if there were situations of someone running into them and assuming the person they work for must also be that big and cool and intimidating...only for their boss to show up and it's just the most flashy overdramatic eccentric gaudy-suit-wearing peacock of a man that's also at least half a head shorter than both Echo or Query. idk I just think that visual contrast would be hilarious)

HI sorry for taking so long i was running late this morning so i couldn't answer it then. anyway. yeah sugar definitely plays up the sorority girl vibes bc her favourite thing is pretending to be ditzy and having a bit of a fake valley girl accent, then pulling the rug out and going full particle physicist. she CAN go toe to toe with eddie but she generally doesn't because he'll be annoying about it <3

i agree that echo and query should be punk butch lesbians honestly! i think it's a nice contrast to both sugar and spice being high fem and also i agree w your reasoning, like it IS very funny considering eddie (their boss) is Like That. and also i just think it's very fun they're both practical and one of them has a shaved head definitely and they'd buy cargo pants w loads of pockets and then strategically rip them at home. i want them fucking BEDAZZLED with spikes - on wristbands and chokers and jackets and their big stompy boots and loads of piercings. big fan of echo and query as butch icons. they're also like... very good at asking for what they want unless ed's there bc then he can do it for them bc he's the biggest extrovert. yk when you're hanging out with only introverts and one of you suddenly gets extrovert powers? it's the opposite of that.

Soo I watched legally blonde, it is, after all, almost a requirement to watch this movie to become a lawyer.

Here are my thoughts:

» Why would they want first years to help them with a murder case? In germany first years are only allowed to copy and organize files.

» law schools in america are so weird man, this whole way of studying is wild

»Are lawyers in America really like little detectives?

» Elle woods is now my feminist Icon, she just smiled at people in her cute bunny costume and GRILLED viviene while looking like a fucking goodess.

» I loved that in the end she wore pink and high heels because she was secure in herself. I was unhappy in the middle of the film, because I thought "of course, she starts to dress more prudish and this is supposed to show her growth" and I am so glad they didn't do it!

» sometimes it was a bit problematic, like with the "gay guys know designer shoes" but it was 2004, I can forgive harmless stereotypes from 16 years ago.

TONIGHT WE’LL BE EXAMINING LEGALLY BLONDE (2001). DEBATABLY ONE OF THE GREATEST FILMS OF THE CURRENT GENERATION, LEGALLY BLONDE IS A COMEDY/ROMANCE THAT TWISTS STEREOTYPES REVOLVING AROUND THE “DITZY BLONDE GIRL” AND TURNS THEM ON THEIR HEAD. THE FILM ITSELF RECEIVED MEDIOCRE REVIEWS BY CRITICS, BUT SOON BECAME A CULT CLASSIC MOVIE ABOUT EMPOWERMENT FOR A GROUP OF YOUNG HUMANS THAT CLEARLY NEEDED IT, GIVEN HOW SAD AND PATHETIC THEY ARE.

SO WHY LEGALLY BLONDE? WELL, IF YOU’RE A TROLL, YOU’RE MORE LIKELY TO BE FAMILIAR WITH THE SUPERIOR COUNTERPART: “GIRL WHO IS DEDICATED TO ARMORCULLING AND VISUAL FANTASMICATION IS SUDDENLY LEFT WITHOUT PURPOSE AFTER BEING DUMPED BY HER MATESPRIT WHO IS CLEARLY BENEATH HER, BUT DUE TO HER LACK OF SELF EMPOWERMENT THROUGH COMBAT, SHE HAS SUBJECTED HERSELF TO DESPERATELY NEEDING THIS MAN, AND IS THUS PUT IN A POSITION WHERE SHE HAS TO CHASE AFTER HIM TO HIS NEW SCHOOLFEEDING ZONE FOCUSED ON TROLL LAWS AND EXECUTION OF PRISONERS, WHERE SHE PUSHES HERSELF TO THE LIMIT TO KEEP UP WITH THE CURRICULUM AND BEGINS TO FALL OUT OF LOVE WITH HIM AND INTO LOVE WITH THE FEEDER’S ASSISTANT WHO TREATS HER WITH MORE RESPECT THAN HER EX EVER WAS WILLING TO, EVEN THOUGH HE IS NOW DESIRING HER MORE BECAUSE SHE HAS FULLY PUPATED INTO HER FULLEST THINKPAN POTENTIAL, BUT IT’S TOO LATE BECAUSE SHE HAS NOW REALIZED THAT SHE IS BETTER THAN HIM AS SHE FORMS BONDS WITH HER PEERS WHO EMPOWER HER AS AN INDIVIDUAL, AND SHE GOES ON TO SUCCEED MORE WITHOUT HIM THAN SHE EVER WOULD WITH HIM”. THE HUMAN VERSION INCLUDES FAR LESS MURDER THAN THE TROLL ONE, LEADING TO A LESS DYNAMIC (BUT STILL ENTERTAINING) STORY. IT’S COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT ALTHOUGH THE STORY IS HEIGHTENED BY THE COMEDIC FLAIR, THE TRUE SUBSTANCE IS OFTEN IGNORED, AND IT’S TIME WE SIT DOWN AND TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT THIS IS REALLY ALL ABOUT. OPEN UP YOUR GAPING FEED HOLES, BECAUSE I’M GOING TO BE SHOVING SOME LEARNING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR GULLETS.

TO BE CLEAR ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE THE COMEDY AND ROMANCE CATEGORIES TAKE FULL HEAD HERE, THEY AREN’T WHERE THE TRUE SOUL IS. TO LOCATE THAT, WE NEED TO CUT OPEN THE CHEST OF THE FILM AND DIG DEEP INTO THE PUMPER, WHERE WE SEE A TALE OF FINDING ONE’S TRUE SELF OUTSIDE OF THE NEED FOR VALIDATION FROM OTHERS. SURE, ELLE WOODS GETS THE GUY, BUT THAT WHOLE ROMANCE PLOT WAS GARBAGE FROM START TO END AND VILE IN A WAY THAT EVEN I CAN’T FULLY DESCRIBE. BUT THAT’S NOTHING COMPARED TO HOW SHE FINDS *HERSELF* AMONG THE MESS AND TURMOIL OF THIS DRASTIC CHANGE IN HER LIFE. SHE IS A POPULAR GIRL WHO HAS HAD A LIFE OF LUXURY PRIOR TO THE UPHEAVAL CAUSED BY WARNER’S CARELESS DECISIONS. THIS IS NEW TERRITORY FOR HER, AND ALTHOUGH SHE DOESN’T STOP TO ACKNOWLEDGE IT, SHE’S NAVIGATING IT WITH THE EASE OF SOMEONE WHO WAS MADE TO CHALLENGE THE SYSTEM AROUND THEMSELF.

IT’S REFRESHING TO SEE A PROTAGONIST WHO DOESN’T NEED TO REGURGITATE HOW HARD THEY WORK TO ANY POOR SUCKER WHO PASSES BY, AND WHO INSTEAD LEANS TO A QUIET APPRECIATION FOR THEIR OWN WORK, WITH ICONIC LINES LIKE “WHAT, LIKE IT’S HARD?” IN RESPONSE TO WARNER’S QUESTIONING ABOUT HER ACCEPTANCE INTO HARVARD. THIS IS A WOMAN WHO IS BEYOND HER SWEEPS IN SKILLS AND DEDICATION, BUT SHE DOESN’T SPOTLIGHT IT TO SHOW OFF, AND FRANKLY, SEEMS TO STUPID TO EVEN REALIZE WHAT SHE’S WORKING WITH FOR THE FIRST PORTION OF THE FILM. BUT THAT CHANGES BY THE END!

EVEN MORE SATISFYING IS SEEING HOW HER ATTITUDE TOWARDS HER OWN ACCOMPLISHMENTS BEGINS TO SHIFT WHEN SHE PULLS HER HEAD OUT OF HER ASS AND FINDS A MIRROR WITH WHICH SHE CAN PROPERLY EXAMINE HER OWN SKILLS. HOW OFTEN DO WE GET THAT? SOMEONE WHO IS UNAPOLOGETIC ABOUT THEIR TALENTS, NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE CONFIDENT, BUT BECAUSE THEY’RE JUST STUPID AS FUCK? NEVER, THAT’S WHEN. ELLE WOODS IS AN ICON TO IDIOTS EVERYWHERE, AND PROVIDES A SHINING LIGHT IN THE DARK FOR SELF-DISCOVERY.

WANT TO SEE ME EXAMINE MORE FILMS? SEND ME A MESSAGE @ [email protected] TO SUGGEST MY NEXT FLICK. AND NO I WILL NOT ACTUALLY LISTEN TO YOUR SUGGESTIONS.

hieeeeee, everyone ! 👋🏽  i’m doe ( any pronouns, 21+ ) and i’m here to introduce you all to my lovable, flirtatious airhead, miss lee rorin. she was born in ‘96, loves to figure skate, and was studying film at chung ang university. also—you may have seen her before as she was the lead dancer and visual of defunct girl group ( and brain child of @lgcyumi ) st☆rlight ! there’s some info about her under the cut, but she’s very much a work in progress, so i apologize for any lack of details. oh, and if you’d like to plot with us, let me know by stamping a ♡ on this post !

born oct 11, 1996 to a former figure skating duo, rorin was put on the ice at a young age. this isn’t something that she’d later go onto choose as a profession, but she’s about as in love with it as her parents are. it’s honestly the foundation of her dance skills, as well as her love of performing/competition—and all things glittery and girly.

her childhood was fairly average, to be honest. both of her parents now worked as like, coaches and instructors to the rising figure skaters of tomorrow, and she discovered love for a new creative outlet: theatre. she was still performing, but enjoyed taking on different roles in a variety of school plays and community musicals. it nurtured a need for praise, attention, and the warmth of the spotlight, and it was then when she decided on doing everything she could to be an entertainer. her grades were terrible, she hated school, and well, she always wanted to be involved in something more “artistic.”

thankfully, her family was in support of her. they, too, had more unconventional means of success, so it wasn’t like they would’ve ever barred her form exploring her interests. she started some acting classes when she was ten years old, and even had a few meetings with agencies, but no luck came out of it. it was a lot of failure for a few good years, so she decided to throw in the towel and just... exist on a smaller scale for awhile. she still did some theatre and was apart of drama clubs, but all that came to a halt when she was fortunately scouted by her former company. in 2013, she started to train w/ them.

she remembers her first trainee experience pretty... negatively. for one thing, she was scouted based on her visuals alone, and instead of being encouraged to do well and improve in singing/rapping, she was merely treated as a “face” and that was it. tw / dieting, weight mentions, body dysmorphia. she was put on strict eating regimes, workout schedules, and asked to maintain herself as best as possible. if she could naturally blossom into someone talented in singing and dancing before début, then great, but if she didn’t? the company thought that was okay, too. they had other plans.

at début with st☆rlight, she was insanely lost and felt completely inferior to her other members, and to other artists in general. luckily to her background in figure skating, dancing came a bit naturally to her, but she lacked in all other avenues. not only that, but her looks were now put out there into the world to be ridiculed by everyone—not just her company. it tanked her mental health, and the company’s issues didn’t help. after suffering for a year, her group disbanded, and she took some needed time off.

in order to occupy her time, her parents convinced her to go to school for film and theatre—her first true loves. she went along with it in hopes that it’d give her a taste of normalcy again, and thankfully, it did. from 2016-2017, she really worked on herself. self-care, self-love, she felt much more mentally sound. however, in 2018, she was scouted for a second time by legacy entertainment. this... threw her off, and she was insanely close to declining their offer to a audition. however, she took it as a sign of fate that it’s what she’s meant to do with her life, so she auditioned successfully and began to train once again. this time, though, she wants to approach it differently this time.

legacy has given her a chance to actually prepare for a début before doing so, and while she works hard, she tries not to get too involved or serious about it, too. this is what she loves, you know? she doesn’t want it to feel painful or sorrowful anymore. all she wants is to grow and learn, and fuck up a few times, sure, but just... in general, she wants to have a better time. that’s it. it’s that simple to her. lmao. i love that for her, though. she also wants to prove that she can still be an idol, and even an actress, if she wants to—and not only because she’s considered “beautiful” in the eyes of some people.

personality-wise? as mentioned, she’s a bit of an airhead, but in a way that many would find adorable. others would hate it, though. i was heavily inspired by pop-culture icons elle woods from legally blonde, sailor moon, cher horowitz from clueless, and the late media stars / actresses anna nicole smith and marilyn monroe! let’s hope i can exude all of that same energy with her. like with them, she has a stereotypical “dumb blonde” vibe but isn’t all that dumb. she has a really quick wit and is fantastic communicator. we’ll see how it goes, though. as mentioned, she’s still a wip, so i’ll be getting to know her more along with all of you. it’ll be a great time, i’m sure !!!