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redpool · 8 months

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To the people who complain about the latest two Assassin's Creed games being too woke or whatever, you have the ability to sleep with men and/or women, which means that the canonical characters that you play as are Bi.

What I don't understand is why do you keep complaining about if it's your choice as the player whether you sleep with a man or woman, you don't even have to sleep with anyone, so why do you keep complaining about if it's your choice?

Yes Eivor, Alexios and Kassandra are canonically Bi, but it's your choice as the player whether you have relationships with men or women, if you don't want to have a relationship with a man don't pick that option, if you don't want to have a relationship with a woman don't select that option. It's that simple.

Personally I slept with any person that I had the chance too, but that's just me. There's even some characters in Valhalla that I wish I could have (Ivarr...)

Also, it's not like it's out of character or not possible for the time period (?), read a history book bro, it's ancient Greece and the Viking saga, you really think they give a shit who you sleep with?

#assassins creed valhalla #assassin's creed valhalla #assassins creed odyssey #assassin's creed odyssey #ac valhalla #ac odyssey #ac #assassin's creed #assassins creed #eivor varinsdóttir #eivor wolfkissed #eivor #eivor wolfsmal #ac eivor #eivor varinsson #alexios #kassandra #kassandra of sparta #alexios of sparta

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frogstalavista · 4 months

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why he do that

how he do that. how he why. why he do. that?

#ac valhalla #assassin’s creed valhalla #eivor varinsson #male eivor #eivor

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demigoddessqueens · 10 months

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bubbles with babe

A/N - based off a previous two scenarios here

I tried getting as many as I could or however many the tags would let me 😅

Summary: bath and relaxing headcanons 🥰

Altair - he insists you always bathe with him, washing your hair calms him down

Elise - wants to spoil and lavish you entirely, loves massages too

Desmond - a whole cutie pie who refuses to leave the tub and just loves a few sudsy cuddles

Bayek - presses tiny kisses into your shoulder as he weaves his fingers through your hair

Ezio - oh he’s shameless in spoiling you with all the bubbles!

Evie - a “guilty pleasure” she feels no guilt in because spending time with you is always a pleasure

Edward - cheeky in spending more time in the tub with you than getting anything done

Malik - he won’t admit it but he does enjoy how your spoil him and remind him to take breaks

Jacob - sure he MAY spoil you but he’s also so needy with your time and likes when you suds him up as well

Maria 🗡️- a reminder that she needs to take time for herself, particularly likes shoulder massages

Aya - jasmine and other floral scents fill the tub as you laugh and reconvene with each other

Haytham - he’s one relaxing session away from collapsing into your arms and the suds, loves a good scalp massage

Shay - likes when you wash his hair and offers to wash yours as well

Yusuf - you can’t leave yet unless he says so, just be prepared for bubbly cuddles and some face masks

Aveline - she likes a hot stone massage and maybe some lavender oil for a bath

Ziio - the temple run when you wash her hair is the most relaxing

Eivor - a bit of a spa day get away and tons of steam rooms that leave you both refreshed

Connor/Ratonhnhake:ton - he loves how you just melt into his touches and when you rub his back as well

Arno - a lil romantic who draws all the bubbles and oils for hours of relaxation

Henry/Jayadeep - he’s a sweetie who gushes about anything with you, neck and back rubs are a must

Kassandra - spa days are a must for you and her

Bonus

Shaun Hastings is a man of business who sometimes forgets to relax so relaxing baths are way of reminding him he deserves TLC

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luckycl0ve · 3 months

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Who shall the bane of Baldr become,

And steal the life from Oðinn's son?

Who shall vengeance win for the evil work,

Or bring to the flames the slayer of Baldr?

#eivor wolfkissed #eivor varinsdóttir #eivor varinsson #ac valhalla #baldr #the poetic edda #baldr's draumar #um hi i'm insane ^_^#someone take the poetic and prose eddas away from me.#i like the black and white sketches better than the finished colour versions which are on patreon. sowwy #BTW it's one of Oðinn's other sons that gets tricked into killing Baldr in these texts. but I'm the game it's Surtr #also one of his Other sons kills the son that killed Baldr. so he's essentially down two sons #Griffin McElroy voice i abandoned my boy #as always. tagging both eivor's patronyms with transgender intent fashies fuck off lol

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jageshemashftw · 1 year

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It’s so weird. In Odyssey, I played Kassandra as the horniest misthios in all of Greece. I romanced everyone. If there was a heart symbol on the dialogue prompt, I fucking pressed that shit because Kassandra of Sparta made it her personal mission in life to fuck her way through all of her problems…. Except for the Ghost cause fuck that bitch, and not in that way. I penetrated her in a completely different sense.

…. I stabbed her with my spear, in case you didn’t take my meaning.

But in Valhalla? I only romanced Randvi. The heart prompt on the dialogue choices just didn’t exist for me for anyone but Randvi. Yeah, theoretically, you could have multiple romances with no repercussions just like in Odyssey, but in practice? Randvi’s my wife! How dare you insinuate that I would ever be unfaithful to her!

#assassin’s creed #assassin’s creed odyssey #assassin’s creed valhalla #kassandra #eivor varinsdóttir #eivor varinsson #video game romance #randvi #eivor x randvi #shit post

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thatbitchofthewilds · 10 months

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Do you ever wonder what might have happened if we had not been separated by the north sea so early in our lives? AC Valhalla ◊ Vili Hemmingson Artbreeder + Photoshop Take a look at this wonderful Eivor by @stresspasser ♡

#ac valhalla #assassin's creed valhalla #ac #assassin's creed #artbreeder #vili hemmingson #vili #my edit #photoshop #photoshop edit #artbreeder edit #eivor wolfkissed #eivor of the raven clan #eivor varinsson #eivor x vili

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syninplays · 7 months

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