was looking for bmc slime tutorials and got this stupid ad and it’s actually the funniest thing i’ve seen today and i can’t explain why

You made me singlehandedly think about don't starve again

The way you drew Wilson is everything... making me draw some starving Wilsons for myself too

i am never not thinking about that menace

🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞 Minors DNI! 🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞

I was chatting in Melk's discord server (a very cool JJBA discord I'm in btw wink wink) and thanks to the guys I am riddled with butch Jotaro thoughts again good LORD.

I love thinking of going to the gym with him or even having him there as your personal trainer. Getting so distracted by watching him do weights that you cannot even pretend you were doing your routine when he turns to look at you and catches your eye. Having to ask him for help to reach the pull up bar and feeling his massive hands wrapping around your waist, or even right under your ass, and how he can effortlessly lift you and hold you there for a couple seconds as you catch yourself.

The more time you spend at the gym the more he catches onto the fact that you absolutely are not there for any sort of training reasons and you are mostly interested in ogling him, but /also/, he knows the perfect hours when the showers are almost entirely empty so what's the problem in indulging you a bit?

Do you have a shifting song? I do its run by woodkid, it makes my border collie kin really come out, and im getting really big teeth shifts

Credits to my ex Cody

I LOVE MY BF!! I am going to die I love him so much

Romanticizing my tiny hometown during my vacation…

Grey skies and rain clouds making things dark and sleepy.

Driving past houses with dirty siding and peeling paint, sheds out back leaning on warped beams.

In spite of damaged foundations and rotting porches, holiday decorations light up the street. Orange glows from open curtains, little glimpses into warm kitchens and run down houses made into homes.

Signs of quiet, humble people, doing their very best to find beauty and comfort in spite of the struggle.

i am finally putting things on my walls and it looks so good in my room for the first time like ever

eddie making buck chris’ legal guardian if he dies is still so funny to me years later because like. bro if this was for normal reasons you would have picked someone with less than a 70% chance of being taken the fuck out right there with you

"How would you describe most of your favorite shows/books?"

Like this:

Whitebeard commanders as dnd party members

Thatch is the bard obviously

I feel like Marco gets stuck being the cleric or other healing main

Whatever Ace is he won’t stop casting fireball at the worst fucking moments

Actually maybe Marco is the long suffering DM

Haruta is the rogue sorry I’m not arguing this one, I don’t have to, he’s got chaotic baby brother energy

Izou actually ends up playing the cleric or paladin healer but he’ll make you beg for healing if you pull stupid shit

Vista is a pact of the blade warlock because he’s fancy but he’s still wielding that damn rapier

Pops does all the improv lines for the bad guys/monsters they defeat.

Kozuki “I would like to rage” Oden — barbarian, tried arguing for a barbarian monk but Marco is already tired he’s not letting you multi-class damnit

some dumb idiot things i made long ago i’d like to relay to the masses

I have a question about fuit gummy:

When he digests someone, will they become sugary as well?

oh i love this, how had i not considered this dsfhkg

if we're talking just straight up fatal digestion, the prey being digested into sugar instead of like gore and viscera is kinda cute and terrifying- other prey after them wont know what theyre in for which is a pretty cool idea!

with digestion with reformation it would be neat if reformed prey are unable to reform properly, since their remains are caramelised, and so reform as candy people themselves. otherwise, a slightly less permanent thing could be that they reform just COATED in sugar granules, and instead of having to shower to wash out acid in their hair or to cool burns, its because they're sticky as fuck and feel like a sour patch kid

🔞🔞🔞 [afab reader]

Having so many thoughts, but imagine getting yourself off on Jotaro's thigh. Desperate little humps either on his bare skin or on the fabric of his pants, even if the friction hurts a little, you are so wet and so stupidly horny that even a bit of pain couldn't make you go slower. His big hands on your hips, marking you, pulling you closer and growling in your ear, whispering to you just how good you are doing as you work yourself over the edge.

Steve likes to take dates to the carnivals and he always tries to win them stuffed toys because he’s cheesy and romantic and proud of it thank you very much

Only, he’s absolute ass at the carnival games. He’s only ever managed to win an ugly little cap, and Tiffany had not been amused when he’d presented it to her. It never stopped him from trying of course, but it’s a little discouraging

Fast forward to now, when he’s recruited by Claudia Henderson to drag the party out to the carnival. Robin refuses to join him because “I finally have a date Steve, I’m not going to spend it chaperoning your walking headaches”. So he recruited Eddie

Of course, the party doing want to be chaperoned and they’re really old enough to go to a carnival by themselves, so he agrees to let them go off by themselves as long as they stay out of trouble.

So he and Eddie go on a few rides and grab a bite to eat, and Eddie eats like three ice cream cones and feels too queasy for more rides. So Steve decides to practice carnival games so he can win something for the next babe he brings on a date.

With Eddie cheering him on as obnoxiously and flirtatiously as he can, Steve starts playing. And he starts winning. Not just the little prizes either. Along with normal sized stuffed bears and bats and what-have-yous, he also gets a comically large stuffed rainbow unicorn wearing sunglasses, a long dragon plushie that’s taller than he is, and other oversized paraphernalia

Since he isn’t here with a date, Steve just gives all his winnings to Eddie. Eddie jokes about how this was the most romantic date he’s ever been on (only it’s not really a joke, this not-date is more romantic than any of his trysts). Then Eddie starts complaining that Steve needs to stop winning because how is he supposed to carry all this? By the time they meet up with the kids, Eddie isn’t even visible behind the mass of prizes in his arms. He stumbles over, guided by Steve’s hand in his back, wrapped in the giant dragon, and the kids mock the both of them ruthlessly

Eddie keeps all the toys and names then after the party just to bug them. Steve delighted with that, and together they always tease the kids (“wooow, rainbow unicorn Dustin would never do this” is a favourite because it makes Dustin apoplectic)

When they start dating, Eddie keeps telling people that Steve “gave me 6 kids before finally putting a ring on it”

Louis talks so so just yeah this man seems britsh, he's just REALLY britsh, super heavy and thick accent